S##t veterans want to say

| March 21, 2012

The power is out here at the TAH corporate HQs and I’m on batteries, so let me be brief; here’s our buddies at Ranger Up and their answers for the questions you always get from non-veterans. Our buddy, Eve Chase gets the Oscar for best supporting actress for her role, too. She deserves some kudos for working with those guys without a net. Oh, I forgot a language warning, but these are the Ranger Up guys and this is TAH, so you already knew that;

Category: Veterans Issues

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Joshua

I love RU products and their website is AWESOME! lol

Mommynator

Excellent.

CI

That’s gold right there. The segues were a bit annoying, but the clip was well worth it.

More cool points for RU.

Flagwaver

The most disturbing part was him wearing that blouse. Otherwise, I have had to field a couple of those…

“Did you kill anyone” and “my brother is a Ranger.”

And yes, I have wanted to nut shot several people from their dumbness.

Old Tanker

I fucking love RU!!!

I was once upon a time a teacher. When kids found out I was in the Gulf War eventually someone would ask if I killed anyone. For the record, I did not, but I always wanted to impress upon them what an inappropriate questions that was. I should have asked them if their mothers like anal sex!! That would have been perfect!!!

Adam_S

I have to say a civilian, when I was talking to my recruiter about his deployments to Iraq I brought up my cousin having served a tour there and what he did. I wasn’t trying to one up him, just shoot the shit about their respective experiences.

cakmakli

Love it. Thanks for posting it.

CI Roller Dude

I’m going to steal this for my blog…

Winter Soldier

My preferred line, when women ask, is “Have you had an abortion?”. I’ve been told it’s rude – well so was your question.

Old Tanker

Winter Soldier,
That’s another good one as well as many others. I just never thought of anything like when I was asked…sure wish I had, because it illustrates the point perfectly!

B Woodman

Awesomeness personified.

Leslie, Ricky, and Kyle

When it comes to the production of nuts, nuts of almost every variety, two countries come out in the top five list over and over again, the USA and Iran. Perhaps scientist should try more crossbreeding of the different varieties.

Whitey_wingnut

@9 Winter Soldier

I’m stealing that for next time I get asked.

Doc_B

Well done.

PAO Sgt

I laughed so hard I cried, it was so beautiful! Though the bumps were a little rough

bullnav

Awesome.

Ret12B40

exactly why I’ll be ‘DoD for life’. FANTASTIC!

Winter Soldier

@13 – it guarantees you’ll be going home alone though!