Are all lesbians really middle-aged white men?

It’s starting to look that way. Last week a lesbian blogger in Syria suddenly dropped off the internet and her cousin told readers that she had been taken by Syrian security forces launching a State Department investigation. Then this;

And Sunday, the truth spilled out: The gay girl in Damascus confessed to being a 40-year-old American man from Georgia.

Then news today that another lesbian blogger turned out to be a middle-aged straight white man.

Graber said he started the site to write about gay issues after seeing the mistreatment of close friends who were a lesbian couple. He said the site was “done with the best of intentions.” As a former Air Force pilot, he also said he used the site to argue in favor of the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell repeal.

So yet another phony on the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell repeal. Remember Michael McManus, the phony colonel who had been discharged because of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell six years before the policy even started?

So, I’m wondering if there really is such a thing as a lesbian at this point – which works in my favor because I have an unrequited crush on a couple of lesbians who haunt this place from time-to-time. OK, I kid, but just a little.

Category: Bloggers