Matthis: I was an occupier in Afghanistan

| March 25, 2011

Yes, he’s back at telling his lies. Matthis breaks down into crocodile tears over his “occupation” of Afghanistan for six days at the Bagram Baskin-Robbins. “That I was there pointing guns at [children]”. I doubt the Army even let him have a “gun”.

His piss-poor theatrical performance begins at about 44 minutes into this video taken this weekend in New York. Language warnings;

Although he had no problem blasting off a belt of blanks. Looks like he’s having fun being a REMF, doesn’t it?

Matthis and his toy gun

In case you need reminders, or this is your first visit here, here are his military records which clearly show he was never stationed in Afghanistan (his TDY trip was for six days to write public affairs articles for the European Command). Here is an example of how he treats women. Here’s what his own father says about him. He’s apologized for his “occupation” of Afghanistan before. And he defends his flag burning antics.

Is it just me or does anyone else feel the need to slap this little bitch across his chops?

Category: Antiwar crowd, Usual Suspects

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DaveO

Is he crying because the little Afghan kids beat him up and stole his lunch money? Or that he survived the hell that is generic toilet paper?

freebirdnavybrat

oh, great. he’s back. yawn.

Andy FMF

Physical labor can be very theraputic. Maybe he could exorcise his demons by colaboring with the Taliban to resist American imperialism and thereby insure that Afghan children do not have to sell drugs in order to buy a loaf of bread.

I would send him a monthly stipend, but he would have to promise:
1) stay in Afghanistan until he becomes a self-made white man.
2) only release video-messages that are Taliban-approved.
3) continue to try to recruit and radicalize followers.
4) continue to call for the overthrow of the American government and disruption of the war effort by forces within the United States.

I might by willing to pay for his satellite phone after he’s completed a minimum of a two year stay.

=)

The Sniper

I will gladly volunteer to do the slapping. The only thing this guy has ever occupied was a kneeling position in front of a glory hole at a truck stop outside of Fire Island.

Old Trooper

I don’t even want to comment on this ritard anymore. It’s too easy and becomes redundant.

malclave

Makes me want to get all angsty for the time I spent in the occupation of Germany in the 1980s.

03DirtyOne

ummm whats the story here?

Southern Class

Jeezus, Jonn:
You would ask us to watch an hour and 37 minutes, 22 seconds of drivel of the level of Metthis? Why didn’t you just go all out and expect us to count wrinkles on a naked Cindy Sheehan.

Old Tanker

Hey, I occupied Texas for a while…..Germany, Italy, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Iraq too! Mind you, I was on the tarmac in Rome for about 2 hours on the way home from Desert Storm but that counts, right??

Sean

Apparently Joe Friendly isnt so much. He removed my comments about Matthis and blocked me. SO much for Open discussions with the Left. Red Shirt, Brownshirt= Same shit

Anonymous

Contemptuous and narrow presentation as a whole. But unfortunately that’s what happens when scorn precedes the slightest sign of intellect. Oh well.

UpNorth

I, too, occupied Germany. Not to mention Iceland, for 45 minutes, on my way back from Germany.
“Why didn’t you just go all out and expect us to count wrinkles on a naked Cindy Sheehan.” SC, you owe me a cup of coffee for that one. Luckily, I’d turned away from the keyboard.

Spade

In the past he’s probably “illegally occupied” some children while holding guns on them and just got confused.

NHSparky

I’ve spent more time as an “occupier” on the lower level shitter at test depth answering a backing bell than that fucker spent in the sandbox.

And I accomplished a lot more, too. Someone needs to tell this candy-ass phony POS to go play on the runway at LaGuardia.

Anonymous in Jax

@ #10- Sean, I had a similar experience. I was friends with Matthis on FB until I questioned him, and he immediately defriended me.

And #5- Old Trooper, I agree with you on this one!

I recently received a link asking for donations for World Can’t Wait……to help fund these trips to speak to high school students. I absolutely refuse to give my money to this though because they take Matthis along with them, and it has been shown time and time again that he is a LIAR

Anon

You guys are so negative! This was posted Friday, it is only Sunday now and already I am able to see improvement in my weight loss battle by watching this guy every time I start wanting to snack. So far I have only needed to watch the first two minutes of his presentation to stop wanting to eat and instead head to the heavy bag or the treadmill with some righteous energy. Keep an eye on the bright side-

Southern Class

Upnorth, come on down here to the Florida Panhandle and the coffee is on me. Bring Metthis with you, and you win the free trip to Camp James E. Rudder, where we will watch him try to swim the Yellow River before we head to the Gator to drink a mug or two.

lucky

What a turd!

Former Soldier

This kid with the long blonde hair in the video did not see shit! he is a fucking fraud, and has dishonored the men and women who have served, and who are serving in our military. this little cock sucker piece of shit is lying and anyone with half a brain can clearly tell this from his bullshit story. What anti war or peace groups is this douche bag apart of, because they really need to water board this bitch for lying to them, and making them look like fools (more than they have made themselves look). I swear if I ever saw this little faggot in person I would really make him have real PTSD! Who the fuck is this kid? He is a poor man’s version of Peter Parker in a more lesbian appearance with his boney white boy ass! Fuck that pussy, and he needs a bitch slap and so do the groups he belongs too!

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