A midweek pick-me-up
Things that make me happy; Matthis face-down in the snow wearing handcuffs.
I’ll leave the obvious jokes to you guys.
Thanks to one my ninjas for the picture. No, I really mean thanks.
Category: Antiwar crowd, Iraq Veterans Against the War, Usual Suspects
Looks like you got an early Christmas present…..
Boot to the head!
What a pogue
the reason he’s face down in the snow is because he put himself face down in the snow. Before that, he and his other comrades were hiding behind bandannas while the blue haired ladies were being led away in the first batch of arrests.
He must really like handcuffs, because he’s always in them. He must have plenty of sets to play good cop/bad protester with his girlfriend.
I’m just sayin……..
What did he do now?
Can’t help but imagine how it would be to ‘accidentally’ spill a cup of cold water around his face while it’s laying on the ice. Then let someone who didn’t know about it yank him to his feet…………………
Nah, the water would provide improved contact with the ground while you shoot him in the balls with a stungun.
Ahh, restful contemplation… 🙂
The phrase that popped into my head when I say that photo “Oh look, a peanut!”
Too bad he didn’t go full retard and end up “riding the lightning”…that would have been sweet.
I love it!!!! Matthis in the FECAL position. Couldn’t happen to a better candidate.
USMC Steve is what we need more of. Damned staight, water on the brain/face/ears and a tazer to the ‘nads. CONTACT!!!!
You’ve made my Christmas Read, Jonn.
Geeezus, Jonn:
I was gonna take a nap, but this has my mind workin’, (what’s left of it).
Can ya hear it now? Tazer operator says: “Gimme a Z, gimme an A, Gimme a PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
I am sure someone can script that photo better than I.
Bring it on!
WTF is with this guy!? Why does he look so happy? Nothing seems to phase him. WTF can we do to get through to you?
Spigot…I know what you meant, but that expression is also used in another way:
“Riding the lightening” is (or was) synonomous with the electric chair.
NYC….it’s the drugs…
@Old Tanker: HAHA!!! So you’re saying he’s used to having his face in the “snow,” huh?
But seriously, no matter what people say about him, he keeps getting bigger! It’s like the more he admits to being fucked up, the more people respect him. How can you hit someone like that where it hurts!?
“hey bob wanna see if you can write your name in the snow next to his head?”
“naw, we’ll just wait for him to get soaked then tase him”
If he tries a woe is me routine, can we throw him back in the snow? Pruddy please?
Wait a Minute!!! This is PURE SNOW!!! Do you realize the Street Value of this sidewalk?!?!?!?
SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF……
I THINK I FROZE THE LEFT HALF OF MY BRAIN!!!! LOOK!!! I CAN’T MOVE MY RIGHT ARM!!!! (waving right arm) I CAN’T MOVE MY RIGHT ARM!!!
Crystal Metthis:
“Wait a Minute!!! This is PURE SNOW!!! Do you realize the Street Value of this sidewalk?!?!?!?
SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF……
I THINK I FROZE THE LEFT HALF OF MY BRAIN!!!! LOOK!!! I CAN’T MOVE MY RIGHT ARM!!!! (waving right arm) I CAN’T MOVE MY RIGHT ARM!!!”
Crystal Metthis is getting off on sniffing the generator exhaust, while he lays in the snow, contemplating his next adventure.
Bet he thought the DC cops would quit after they arrested the blue hairs.
NYC #12 — he is happy. Negative attention is better than no attention.
As to your comment #15 — he’s not getting bigger. He peaked more than a year ago. The way I see it his downward descent passed through ‘irrelevant pathetic has been’ about 4 months ago.
Tommy I wonder if High School was the best eight years of his life?
Don’t eat the yellow snow.
…Matty-boi, when are you going to quit the theatrics and get a real job??
Soon he and Saint Cindy the Shithead will be drinking weak tea together and lamenting the fact that they are no longer relevant or interesting.
“Crystal Metthis” Tommy, I salute you! Will refer to our favorite twerp as such from now on.