Times Square bomber gets life with his new room mate

Yeah, I know this is old news but I had to operate in the real world today – a scary place. But, any, ROS sent me this link to the story about his sentencing. I’m sure he was defiant in the face of the judge – a woman, by the way. I know that scorched his drawers being judged by a woman. Anyway he started off with a screed about him and his justice league are going to tear us all a new crack. Well, as soon as they get here after watering and feeding their burros all the way across Europe.

I’m pretty sure ol’ Faisal Shahzad was pretty embarrassed about being in court – especially since everyone in the court room knew he’d locked the keys to his getaway car inside his bomb after he lit the fuse. I think I would have committed suicide with a rusty butter knife rather than face that embarrassment – he’s going to be the butt of a lot of jokes…besides being the butt of a lot of things…in prison.

“We Muslims don’t abide by human-made laws because they are always corrupt,” he said, denouncing the presence of U.S. and NATO forces in Iraq and Afghanistan and mentioning al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden.

“Furthermore, brace yourselves because the war with Muslims has just begun,” he said. “Consider me the first droplet of the flood that will follow.”

“The defeat of (the) U.S. is imminent and will happen in near future,” he said. “We are only Muslims … but if you call us terrorists, we are proud terrorists and we will keep on terrorizing you.”

Yeah, they’re so far ahead of us technologically, we’ll never be able to defeat them…well unless we use our guns and knives. The Reuters article called him “defiant”, I’d call him a moron…there’s a thin line dividing the two. But then he wasn’t the brightest bulb in the box to begin with.

You guys down at the FBI headquarters don’t start chortling (I see your IP address). The only reason you caught his bumbling ass is because he locked those keys in his bomb, otherwise he’d have made his flight on time. Not to mention that all of you were so secretive about his identity that he made all the way to his airplane seat. If you’d stumbled around a few more hours, he’d have been a free man. He’d be shaking his fist at us from the roof of his mud hut right now and planning on plowing his favorite goat tonight – instead of playing the goat’s role.

I watched the folks at Fox News bragging about how amazing it was that we imprisoned the dork so quickly…like I said, we were lucky and there’s nothing for anyone to be proud about this.

Category: Terror War