Future belongs to goat-roping camel herders

| September 20, 2010

Iran’s punchline president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, told the Associated Press that “the future belongs to Iran” during an interview with him upon his arrival in the US to address the United Nation General Assembly’s annual roast of the United States;

“The United States’ administrations … must recognize that Iran is a big power,” he said. “Having said that, we consider ourselves to be a human force and a cultural power and hence a friend of other nations. We have never sought to dominate others or to violate the rights of any other country.

“Those who insist on having hostilities with us, kill and destroy the option of friendship with us in the future, which is unfortunate because it is clear the future belongs to Iran and that enmities will be fruitless.”

Yeah, never mind that they hang gays from construction cranes or stone women in the public square, they’re a “big power.” The Iranian government bullies their own people with the tacit approval of the current US administration. They successfully prosecute a proxy war against the US in Iraq and Afghanistan because, for some reason, we don’t have the stones to obliterate the backwards government.

Does anyone honestly believe that once Iran has nuclear weapons that they’ll not use them immediately to bully the rest of the world? Yet here we are allowing the despot (who is probably more than a little retarded as well) to come to the United States and make a mockery of the community of nations. Not that the UN hasn’t done a stellar job of making a mockery of themselves. Of course, the fact that he’s even in the US makes a mockery of us as well.

Category: Foreign Policy, Terror War

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Old Trooper

Don’t forget their quasi armies in Hamas and Hezbollah as well, who are determined to wipe out Israel. I don’t know, maybe it’s me, but that doesn’t sound too “peaceful” to me.

Joseph Brown

“We have never sought to dominate others or to violate the rights of other country.”
“Ok, once we destroy Israel and the the great satan, the US, then everything will be hunky dory, again.”

Lucky

Ummmmm, never is a long time, what about the Last Stand of the 300 at the Hot Gates? Weren’t the camel humpers trying to dominate the world then?

Spockgirl

“Having said that, we consider ourselves to be a human force and a cultural power and hence a friend of other nations. We have never sought to dominate others or to violate the rights of any other country.”

Hmm…this gentleman’s definition of friend is slightly askew. And.. “We have never sought to dominate others…”??? Am I on a different planet?

And… I couldn’t stop looking at his hair.