Get The Shotgun….

| May 20, 2010

If I saw the London 2012 Olympic mascots coming towards me in Arizona, I would probably be within my legal rights to blast them:

Apparently they are “gender-neutral”, which will make stuffed animal versions of these creatures perfect gifts for the children of DU posters.

Category: Pointless blather

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Nucsnipe

Run!, its Kang and Kodos!!

tankerswife

I’m not sure they’re all that gender neutral. It seems that the orange one is sort of phallic looking, while the blue one is rounder and even has an conveniently highlighted area.

Of course, I could just be imagining things given I’m in a dry spell with Tanker out of town this week.

TexasFred

LMAO.. Truer words were never spoken!

Claymore

Pokemon meets sex toys with lobster claws.

B Woodman

They’re from London, for the London Olympics.
Think of ALL the surveillance cameras in London. . . .
Now sleeeeepppp. . . . You are safe and secure. . . . . You will not have nightmares. . . . . .

I think even Dr Who would have problems with these.

COB6

DID YOU SAY LANCE!?

– Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder 2008

proof

“gender-neutral”? I’d be suspicious of anyone with a bright blue crotch!

NHSparky

My God, and I just got over my PTSD from Barney and the Teletubbies…

Cortillaen

Visual cues aside, do I see a ‘W’ on the left one and a ‘M’ on the right? “Woman” and “Man”? “Wacky” and “Moron”? “Weep” and “Misery”?
An aside, did Londonistan get their Muslim overlords’ permission for these abominations?

richard mcenroe

Why does this remind me of those terrible “Starman” movies from Japan back in the middle 60’s?

Anonymous

WTF?! The Ambigously Gay Duo meets the Teletubbies!

shaun

gender neutral, and species neutral. The ambiguously specific duo. What the hell are they supposed to be? Why is it that olympic mascots are always carefully designed to look thoroughly ambiguous?

defendUSA

Sparky!!
I was going to say why didn’t they use The goddamned teletubbies. And, isn’t the rainbow a nice touch?

Finrod

Damn, they kinda creep me out.

B Woodman

Well, since they’re (supposed to be) gender-neutral, they can’t be accused of being “gay”.

Can they?

Claymore

Riveting…

Old Tanker

Androgeny never looked so gay……