OK, fine, some more weapons grade crazyomium
Stars and Stripes outlines some plans, from a Noah’s Ark, to using trained bears:
1. Bears have scent detection that is far superior to bloodhounds! Trained bears with GPS and day/night cameras around their necks might be able to hunt down the scent of UBL, even in and through any caves and tunnels!!! bears to take off parachutes after landing, or use parachutes that self-destruct after landing.
Agreed, I have seen those sonsabitches steal a ton of pic-a-nic baskets, so I know they could pull this one off.
4. Would there be time to construct a Noah’s Ark Biosphere in North America if there is an emerging Global War starting in the Middle East? I don’t know … I only know that I have worked on such a project for many years now. If a Global War emerges and much life and civilization is damaged or destroyed due to the use of massive weapons then there may be a need to construct a survival Ark … of Biblical proportions .. a Dome City .. a New Jerusalem Ark .. to preserve a remnant of earth-kind and make it possible for the earth to be resettled some 200 or 300 years in the future. The problem is it takes a lot of resources to build a modern day Noah’s Ark … and lots of planning and development. Yet it seems reasonable to assume this planning should be done if there is only a ten percent chance of Global War even within the next 20 years let alone the next 20 months.
The Bible lays out the basic specifications for the New Jerusalem Biosphere … not very many people realize how this is fully realized. The concept of a city 1300 miles on a side is ludicrous yet if the 12,000 furlong measure is transformed into an overall measure of length, width and height in combination then this parameter can be consistent with the 4500 by 4500 cubit specification in Ezekiel . Here lies the key .. along with the 12 tower design .. the twelve towers being the twelve foundations. And so if goes … and these specs lay the foundation for a modern day Noah’s Ark.
Is there time to do the detailed design and development work .. and lay out the materials and foundation and build the structure and infrastructure … I don’t know … But if there is going to be a Global War then I believe some sort of Noah’s Ark would have to be build to ride out a period of intense atmospheric damage. Then after the period of “Hibernation” people and materials would emerge to repopulate the Earth.
And that’s all I have to say about that…
Old Tanker points out a possible problem with our ninja bear idea:
Category: Politics
By an ark of “Biblical proportions”, does the author mean 300 by 50 by 30 cubits – cuz that was the Biblical proportion of Noah’s Ark according to Genisis 6:15?
To quote Bill Cosby, “right, what’s a cubit”?
OMG not the bears!
How can we send bears after OBL?
isn’t that like a violation of human and bear right?
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!
We just need to train the bears not to fall for the old kick to the junk move……
You go to church, start to buy into all that (conservative values) biblical stuff, and look where it ends…..
“They even have a bear in the air.” We got ourselves a convoy!
Awright, Bear Cavalry! I don’t know about the feasibility of the stolen-from-“Silent Runnng” biosphere thing, though…
Joe,
The belief in small, efficient, government that is truly answerable to the people is not directly tied to religion of any kind. While the demographics do greatly overlap, they are not the same.