Judge caught with her pants down in public-Literally
Judge caught squatting naked against the bushes. (Prescott Police/New York Post)
Kristyne Schaaf-Olson, 42, was caught on police body cam video with her pants down her waist and butt hanging over the edge of a structure containing bushes. These bushes were adjacent to a sidewalk right in front of a series of stores. Schaaf-Olson, then Yavapai County Superior Court Judge Pro Tempore, shifted herself to sitting on the bench, while adjusting her pants. As the police officers questioned her, Jason Olson, Schaaf-Olson’s husband, tried to pull her away from the cops. He ignored several warnings before they detained him.
From New York Post:
Yavapai County Superior Court Judge Pro Tempore Kristyne Schaaf-Olson, 42, was seen scrambling to get out of shrubbery as cops arrived around 1:30 a.m. on Oct. 4 in Prescott, according to the video obtained by Fox 10.
Officers were called by several witnesses who saw the judge urinating in public, the police report said.
“This is disgusting,” the responding cop told Schaaf-Olson, who was so drunk she couldn’t even spell her own name, but was quick to point out that she was a judge, the affidavit said.
“This is unacceptable,” the cop told her.
Schaaf-Olson’s husband, Jason Olson — the parks and recreation manager for the Town of Chino Valley — came over to pull away his wife, repeatedly ignoring the cops’ orders to leave her, the video shows.
When he asked why she was being questioned, an officer replied, “Because I just saw her puking and urinating, exposing herself to several people.”
“No, that wasn’t her,” the husband insisted.
Jason continued trying to lead his wife away despite repeated warnings, the video showed.
“I’m going to f–king throw you on the ground if you resist,” the officer told him, moments before doing so. “I gave you several chances, and you don’t want to listen.”
“When an officer is giving you an order, you need to comply and not interfere with the investigation.”
While he was placed in a police cruiser and hauled away, several other officers arrived.
“She has her pants completely down. I’m watching her right there, she’s peeing everywhere,” the initial responding officer explained to a fellow cop. “A bunch of people see, I see.”
“She’s useless. She can’t even spell her name,” he added.
The judge was issued a citation for urinating or defecating in public. She resigned as Judge Pro Tempore in the Yavapai County Superior Court two days later.
Additional Reading:
Reilly, P. (2025, October 31). Drunk judge caught with her pants down peeing in public — as cops haul away interfering husband. New York Post. Link.
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Crime
Well at least she wasn’t driving.
But still for her:
Whiz Wheel®™ spin on her:
Kristyne Schaaf-Olson (FRPR)* 40 x 8 = 320
* Full Retard Past Rutabaga (Hat Tip to API)
::shaking head::
At least she had the sense to resign.
She missed the 1st Sergeant’s Weekend Safety Brief.
Looks like we finally found someone qualified to fill in for Elaine Ricci until her return.
Wow, what an intellectual!
Two questions,
1) DEI appointee?
2) Can she spell her name sober?
I know she’s Democrat! You wanna know how I know that???
Because if she was a Republican, this would have been wall to wall news reporting over the WHOLE weekend!!
I’m guessing of course !!
I wonder what her husband s fine was. At least she didn’t proclaim herself as being a judge and expect different treatment.
Being married to her is punishment, but he may be into that kind of bondage thing.
She did.
Sounds like she couldn’t even proclaim that.
Katie Hobbs appointee. I have actually sat on that bench. She was about a 1/4 block from at least 5 bars with public restrooms that she probably got drunk at. This is at the corner of Whiskey Row in Prescott, the web cam looks over that corner and may have her recorded. Fucking libs from Phoenix come up here and get drunk and are messing up a nice conservative area. The police department is just up the block and she was basically pissing directly in front of the court house. Libs are disgusting people.
“she was basically pissing directly in front of the court house.”
That makes her “actions” a free speech issue. She was merely expressing her displeasure with the local judiciary.
I try not to judge people but it depends…..
but she needs depends. TIFIFY.
Looks like she was really peed off when she went before the judge who said to her, young lady, stand before the bar and she says to him when they were face to face, I’ll buy you a drink your honor……
+20 for a double pun!
One has to imagine what stream of consciousness that led to her pissing her career away. And to think, she was once the whizz kid.
Rimshot!!!!!
😂😂
Um,, if she had Depends, she wouldn’t have been caught with her pants down!!
😉😉
😆😆😆😆😆😆
Depends…….hmmmm, often wonder how far I am from using them myselves…..lol. When you get my age and are afraid to fart, it might be time.
If you turn them around backwards without
unfolding them your junk is held secure and you
can piss a six pack.
As the Jack Nicholson character said in “The Bucket List”;
“Never trust a fart”
Words to live by.
Also,
“Never pass up a bathroom”.
The (ex)judge would have profited from remembering that sagacious line.
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The Pirate’s Cove
Shaking the bush boss……
https://youtu.be/G7QwTTn3FIk
You sir,,, are on a roll!!!!
I’m making a generalization here, but there’s something about women with hyphenated last names…
It’s possible she was suffering from uromysitisis.
That can kill you. Two of my friemds were arrested by mall security when caught pissing in the parking garage.
I heard about that! The security guard was rather unsympathetic.
It’s like he didn’t care about their lives.
So I guess you could say she was “bush whacked”.
I wonder if she ever had any compassion or leniency towards anyone that came before her bench for the same level of crime. Anyone wanna bet that she chastised them, embarrassed them and then punished them?
She a demoncrat. I bet damn well she at least embarrassed them.