Weekend Open Thread
Readers here are familiar with video showing Ukrainians towing Russian military vehicles. In another video, a woman is seen showing the audience how to work the controls and start one of these vehicles. There’s even a photo showing someone, from Ukraine, selling a Russian tank. Enjoy your weekend!
Category: Open thread
First
He shoots. He scores!!!
Hack Stone’s first act as First Commenter for The This Ain’t Hell Weekend Open Thread is an executive order to halt work on the Keystone Beer Line.
Keystone? Slow Joe won’t even drink that!
tHE rOMAN gOD OF fLATULENCE IS NAMED cREPITUS
Finally, Hack! Congrats!!
Make This Ain’t Hell Deplorable Again.
Ya finally got that Red Hat Software to download the blocking code for any others that attempt to EARN the Coveted TAH Friday Weekend Open Thread. Well Played Hack Stone. Now maybe you can move into a basement no window office and get off the exit ramp. Just because you find yourself as FIRST Poster doesn’t mean you’ll find Elaine Ricci. Your Kong has gone Rats.
Rats of the Cong Yer Lordship.
Where’s the beer and brats?
I yield the WOT flair items…. except the Joey Potato decoder ring.
That fker is worth its weight in Rhodium.
WOW They Hack-o-Nater has Firsted his First first in a good little while….Happy Most Recent First.
May your lord over us gently…and not force us to use crappy Red Hat software and push a broke ass, smelly, out of gas Jaguar around 495.
Congrats Hack…missing you since Fakebook banned me FOREVER. My Fake name was Caroline. New Fake name Casey. Will send friend request…
Grootjies from Cali via Amsterdam.
1st
First!
One…..two…..three……FOURTH!!
With all respect to Hack Stone on his FIRSTness, I bow in genuflection and present another week’s edition of my trivia column. Enjoy!
DID YOU KNOW…?
What are the full names of the characters in “Scooby-Doo”?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Ah, spring, glorious spring … I simply cannot wait for you to arrive.
I don’t care what that little weather-forecasting groundhog said last month, you are due in here at 11:32 a.m. on March 20 and you’d better not be late.
After all, the birds want to fly. The flowers want to bloom. Baseball wants to get started (if they can fix their issues in time).
Spring is, as I’ve said numerous times, my favorite season of the year, for its renewal of nature. (And its renewal of baseball.)
Let’s get an early jump on it and “spring” into some trivia, shall we?
Did you know …
… the most difficult character in Chinese writing uses 62 strokes to write? The character, pronounced “biang,” has no actual meaning. (Seems to make sense that the most complicated character is basically meaningless.)
… you may have something – or someone – in your house that’s peely-wally? Ah, I can hear you now, asking, “What’s peely-wally?” Well, peely-wally is a Scottish term for pale or off-color. Used to describe items, the term can also describe the appearance of a person who looks unwell. (I always thought peely-wally was that fellow who played Mr. Peepers, but what do I know?)
… the human brain is much more active at night than it is during the day? (That explains a lot, if you ask me.)
The character for “biáng” with no meaning actually only uses 58 strokes (42, simplified). Though less complex, the character for “verbose” uses 64 repetitive strokes (even more poignant).
Hmmm … will this copy? It is a gif showing the stroke-order:
======
“The character is composed of 言 (speak; 7 strokes) in the middle flanked by 幺 (tiny; 2 × 3 strokes) on both sides. Below it, 馬 (horse; 10 strokes) is similarly flanked by 長 (grow; 2 × 8 strokes). This central block itself is surrounded by 月 (moon; 4 strokes) to the left, 心 (heart; 4 strokes) below, and刂 (knife; 2 strokes) to the right. These in turn are surrounded by a second layer of characters, namely 穴 (cave; 5 strokes) on the top and 辶 (walk; 4 strokes) curving around the left and bottom.”
======
I counted 57 strokes. In Japanese 穴 is 4-strokes and 辶 is 3-strokes.
I know there are certain schools of thought that treat 辶 as 4 strokes. I, personally, lift my pen before the final underline.
I write 穴 with 5 strokes.
Still, I agree, I only see 57 strokes in the character.
… the Soviet Union had a major nuclear accident before the 1986 Chernobyl disaster? The Kyshtym disaster happened in 1957 at a plutonium production plant in Ozyorsk, Russia. An explosion at the plant caused 22 nearby villages to be contaminated by radiation, and an estimated 10,000 people had to be evacuated. The Soviet government turned the 22,000-square-kilometer area into a nature preserve in order to cover up the accident. In the United States, the CIA knew about the incident, but also agreed to keep it secret in an effort to protect the fledgling U.S. nuclear industry.
Same place had a criticality accident in ’68 transferring stuff to a another container of the same volume but different shape that let the radioactive stuff get too concentrated.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticality_accident
… the characters in Scooby-Doo all have full names? The cartoon show, which began on CBS in 1969 and has continued in some form ever since, features four humans and an anthropomorphic Great Dane who go around solving mysteries. The humans are Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, and Norville “Shaggy” Rogers. The dog, of course, is Scooby-Doo. Shaggy is Scooby’s owner. In 1979, the additional dog character of Scrappy-Doo was added, but he proved to be the least popular of all the characters. Additional trivia note: Many adult viewers of the show believe the character of Shaggy is actually a user of marijuana. The creators of the show, Joe Ruby (1933-2020) and Ken Spears (1938-2020), vehemently denied that Shaggy uses drugs of any kind, and very vocally opposed the use of that theme in the live-action 2002 movie. (It does, however, make you wonder what’s really in those Scooby Snacks, doesn’t it?)
He and the dog are both blowing dope. They cannot be that stupid without outside help. And Velma is a lesbian.
Fred is gay, too.
I refer you to Joe Biden as evidence that, yes, one can be that stupid without outside help.
And being uglier than Daphne doesn’t make her a lesbian. I’m sure Fred got drunk once in a while.
… North Dakota and South Dakota were admitted to the Union on the same day? Both states were admitted on November 2, 1889, the bills signed by President Benjamin Harrison (1833-1901). Each of the two states wanted to be admitted before the other, and Harrison shuffled the statehood papers for both states and signed them without knowing which one was first. Nobody knows today which one Harrison signed first, but because North Dakota is alphabetically ahead of South Dakota, it is the 39th state, and South Dakota is the 40th.
… between one-fourth and one-third of people who are exposed to light sneeze when they see it? (I’m one of them … achoo!)
… miners in the 1849 California Gold Rush sent their shirts out for cleaning? Due to the extremely high costs of doing laundry in California during that time, miners found it was cheaper to send their shirts to Honolulu, Hawaii, for cleaning and pressing. (The Honolulu Cleaners had a slogan … “In by March, out by November.”)
… there are more than 100,000 Americans on waiting lists for organ transplants? (I think it’d be cheaper to get a piano, but … oh. Not that kind of organ.)
… most of the world’s flightless birds live in the Southern Hemisphere? Penguins, rheas, cassowaries, kiwis, emus, and of course ostriches are the flightless birds, and except for ostriches they all call the land south of the Equator home. Ostriches can be found in some areas north of the Equator. (Then again, what is there to fly to anyway?)
… the first time boxing was an Olympic sport, Americans took all the medals? Boxing became a sport in the Olympics in 1904, with the third games in St. Louis. The United States was the only country that entered boxers in the games that year, so naturally, they took the bronze, silver, and gold medals. (These days, that’s called fixing the fight.)
… the electric discharge of an electric eel is powerful enough to start 50 automobiles? (Pretty shocking, if you ask me.)
… actor Leonardo DiCaprio got a very early start on his career? DiCaprio (born 1974), who is well known for his roles in such movies as Titanic, appeared on the educational children’s program Romper Room when he was three years old.
… swallowed chewing gum doesn’t stay in your intestines for years? It isn’t digested, either; it just passes through within 24 hours. (Say, Mom, about that old story you told me …)
… a group of jellyfish is called a smack? (Not to their faces, I bet. If they even have faces, that is.)
Now … you know!
I remember Romper Room. My two older sisters got to appear in an episode when we lived in St. Louis…before I was born.
Clocks move ahead one hour this weekend, meaning one less hour for Commander Phil Monkress to work balls as he regales the crowd with his exploits as a US Navy SEAL.
He’ll just have to get an Hour’s worth of jerk into his work between 1:59 and 2:00 am Sunday. The LORDs Day.
I am sure the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) has a plan.
After all, that is one less hour to steal from American Taxpayer-funded government set aside contracts based upon his his highly questionable and potentially felonious Native American, Navy SEAL and Law Enforcement claims.
Firstteen!
Some BOC for the weekend;
7pFdkkjGiEs
I like it. Looks perfect for an overland adventure.
With all this Ukraine talk, gotta throw in some ISIS wildness – well, ISIS bride, anyway. US Rep Van Taylor withdrew from his reelection bid after it came out he had an affair with a woman who went to Syria with her first husband back in 2013:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10590015/Lawmakers-lover-says-turned-jihadi-past-d-k-pants.html
Fucking Schmoo-ass clown.
The pic in the link… yeah, not bad looking.
Him? Being married and screwing around on his wife qualifies him for dick status.
On station.
Oh, and one more – this time with a Russia angle. Jesse Benton with a habit of illegal campaign stuff has been charged with funneling Russian money to Trump’s 2016 campaign:
https://news.yahoo.com/ex-rand-paul-aide-pardoned-221311690.html
Ah well. Top 25.
Airborne Son back from Dr getting another nerve burn for his back. The insurance (?Tri-Care?) made him get a steroid shot last week “in preparation” that left an epidural hole that put him back in the ER with an epidural headache, required him to go back to have his own blood injected to clot and block the hole.
Hopefully he’ll be pain-free for the next few months, but the insurance nearly screwed him over with their requirement.
God bless you all, have a great weekend!
Worked at Benning with a guy that had the same type of deal; back wonky, docs f’ing up, two painful admin leaps forward to be pushed back by bureaucracy.
It’s awfully heartbreaking to see otherwise healthy and strong people in such a state.
I wish we had better systems for our Warriors.
My prayers for ‘im, and all y’all at AA Graybeard.
This is not good:
“American Astronaut May Get Stranded In Space Station Over Russia Tensions”
https://nypost.com/2022/03/11/american-
astronaut-mark-vande-hei-may-get-stranded-in-space-station-over-russia-tensions/
“An American astronaut aboard the International Space Station is set to return to Earth with two Russian cosmonauts next month — but his trip home has been marred by uncertainty after a Vladimir Putin ally reportedly threatened to leave him behind.”
“The scheduled return to Earth for US astronaut Mark Vande Hei was thrown into question after Dmitry Rogozin, the head of
Russia’s Space Agency, made the threats in a Feb. 26 video that he posted to social media, ABC News reported.”
Will Elon Musk show NASA up now?
Would pay to see that.
There is a long list of world leaders Biden has snubbed and then run back to for favors… Maduro, MBS, Zayed, etc. They’ve all (justifiably) told him to pound sand.
Musk will help if he’s given the chance, I’m sure. The last thing I want is to leave that intrepid young man in literal limbo any longer than necessary, but I really hope Elon makes Biden beg. At least a state dinner.
Thirty-sump’n and I award myself Honorary First once again.
((((OVER))))
Wow, Andrei Soldatov is reporting that Putin has placed various people in the FSB under house arrest, including Sergei Beseda, who leads up foreign intelligence:
https://twitter.com/AndreiSoldatov/status/1502221544499601411
Aw, poor Putin…
Traitors! They made me start the war in the Ukraine to try to weaken me so they could try to depose me. Treasonous Incompetents! But I depose them first! Judo kick to the head!
In keeping the with the Star Wars theme…
Unconfirmed reports of Vlad cashiering some Generals, too. Stay tuned.
I think I claimed first last week after the fact because I never get here in time to actually be first.
Some day I will succeed.
Just claim Honorary Diest Post For This Ain’t Hell Weekend Open Thread. It’s called “pulling a Bernath”.
West Point cadet hospitalized after cocaine + fentanyl incident, another also involved. Unclear what the current medical status of either is from this, but 2 of 6 people were critically ill on ventilators:
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/33479386/west-point-official-says-two-cadets-including-one-army-football-player-involved-incident-florida
Am I an asshole for having no sympathy? Unless someone slipped it to them as a prank, I don’t care if they die.
Far too many “leaders” have come out of West Point in the last few decades entirely unworthy of the men they lead.
You decide.
NY Post Link
“Just four…” four I’m entirely unsympathetic toward. If they survive, I hope they are forced to pay back every dime of taxpayer money spent on their education and training.
Absent any other pertinent details, the other two deserve nothing but continuation of their careers, respect, disability upon leaving service, a lifetime of free beers from the estates of the other four, and Soldiers Medals.
FIRST FIFTY SECOND and on a roll. Broke out my Twisbi 700R vacumme fountain pen and loaded it with noodlers ink which is replacing the pencil I was using to practice Spencerian penmanship. The hard part is the capital letter scrolling which is down the line.
Ukraine claims they’ve killed another Russian general:
Ukraine says it killed another Russian general | American Military News
So, you’re saying that another reserved parking spot at the commissary just became available?
Ok shithead, that’s the second time in only an hour or so I’ve snort/laughed here in a thread.
Good job weiner bucket 🪣 (A very new insult I just got in the car the other night. My 12-year-old son pulled it dead out of his ass and called some female (Hillary/Kamala/AOC/Jen Sucky-Sucky) a wiener bucket. I almost had to pull over. He earned an entry as part of the The As(s)teroid of Insults®™
I’m SO proud. 😍😂
You Adorable Deplorables have less than a week to complete your shopping for the 66th birthday of the World’s Greatest Vice President of a proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government formerly located in Bethesda Maryland. A man of his pedigree can never have too many $2 lime green leisure suits purchased from Goodwill.
And for those who are newer visitors to This Ain’t Hell, you may be asking how a company can simultaneously proud and humble. Well, the company is proud to be a woman owned business, but at the same time humble enough not to mention the name of the woman who owns the company on the website. Now you know.
With all the “Let’s go Brandon” saga happening in DC, (district of criminals) these days it is good to find at least one bright ray of light in the whole sordid mess.
Congresswoman Tulsi Gabard is a true breath of fresh air in the skags and klownes we see that inhabit the d-rat party these days.
She is intelligent, a Veteran, and just downright HOT !!!
Did I mention I like RED !!!
Nice to see her on Fox News these days. I can tell that good old Tucker Carlson is giving this a check, who wouldn’t if they had the chance !!!
Go get ’em Tulsi. You are a very great representative of all the good things in America.
She is the exception that proves the rule that D-rat prog women are invariably stupid and fugly.
Here’s a video by Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene that’s guaranteed to get your blood boiling at the dishonesty of Congressional Democrats and how they cheat:
‘You Would Not Believe What Happened Last Night’: Marjorie Taylor Greene Blasts Pelosi – YouTube
That’s pretty bad. But if you know you’re dealing with skunks, you generally go hunting with a bright light. Scares em. Sure you have to deal with the smell, but you have to do that anyway. This way you can see what you’re aiming at. Bottom line, a good admin mgr for Congressman Greene, (and btw I like her,) would stay on top of that and have the plan of attack in place to not only stop the Democrats, but defeat them. Guaranteed they didn’t have 234 suckers at work at 1:30 a.m. God, I’d be shocked if there were that many sober congressmen available between both parties. (I might be a cynic.)
Bravest kid in America.
MOH at 16
4QiSJMGDF1A
Sad news of another training death – SPC Joseph Meitl Jr was only 23:
https://forthoodpresscenter.com/1st-cavalry-division-trooper-dies-in-training-incident-in-california/