Daniel A. Bernath; phony CPO
Editor’s Note: Daniel A. Bernath passed away on January 21, 2018

Scotty sent this to us over the weekend and I was holding on to it for a drought, but our own Ex-PH2 was excited that Daniel A. Bernath was a PH2, too. Just by looking at the rank on his sleeve, you can tell he’s a phony since, instead of laying out the bucks for new rank, he had a stripe embroidered on the sleeve. He has service stripes for twenty years of service, but his FOIA tells a different story;
3 years and change in active service, and a couple of years in the Reserves. Now let’s do some math – you’ll need most of your fingers, he’s wearing seven awards in the picture and the FOIA says that he has five. Well, finally we got a Navy phony who is not a SEAL.
ADDED: Look familiar? Courtesy of Sparks to whom I bow for his superior Google-foo belt.


From MCPO;

Category: Phony soldiers











@400 CBSenior, you got me! Damn. Haven’t hit an even number hundred in forever. 😀
My grandfather was a 3 war Veteran(WW2,Korea,Viet Nam) in the Navy. He earned his medals, never really talked about his service and retired after 30+ years in the service. You sir are not worth a drop of sweat from his nether regions. He was a true sailor, salty as hell and one of the greatest men I have ever known.
To the Navy types running around here, seeing how he never really talked about his time in the Navy I was wondering if you guys could do some checking for me. He was on the Manilla Bay in WW2 at some point from what my dad told me(he is a Viet Nam Navy Vet himself). Tell Jonn to give you my email if you want, I have a lot of respect for you squids, I decided to be like the black sheep of his brothers and Join the Army myself. 😛
Stealing this from Scarlett from the Greg Banks thread
” I hope whatever the latest and greatest is will wipe that stupid smile right off Daniel A. Bernath’s face.
As my mama would’ve said, “He’s grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ shit out of a hairbrush.”
/edited for this thread.
@Robot Wrangler, here is a link to what you may be looking for. If your grandfather is on the crew roster list it may have to do with whether or not he registered with the site itself.
http://navysite.de/crewlist/commandlist.php?&commandid=768&startyear=1939
This is a later period: http://navysite.de/crewlist/commandlist.php?commandid=768
Here’s the ship’s history: http://navysite.de/cve/cve61.htm
I hope this helps. Maybe your father cand add him to the crew roster for the appropriate period if he isn’t there already. I think it’s a good idea to find out as much as possible about that.
I’m Terry Tate, Office Linebacker. I work for Felcher and Sons, a huge International conglomerate. I drive the PAIN TRAIN!!!!
Danny boi… you just keep on driving at 3.5 mph below the speed limit in the metro Portland area and renewing your Costco membership… and keep on dreaming about the big payday in your lawsuit against the manufacturer of the plane. The new math involved in calculating fuel use and those pesky FAA regulations are just oh so much for you to handle.
BTW, you’re still a DEADBEAT DAD, LIAR and a FRAUD!
Since he has a history of forging peoples’ signatures on documents and settlement checks, how do we know barnacle baldy bernath didn’t forge his wife’s signature on the affadavit mentioned by Currahee John @384 above?
PH2–wouldn’t put it past (beneath) him. He’s that lawyer that gives the other 99 percent a bad name.
Bernath–how many times did you take the CPO exam? Oh, wait, you never made it to PO1, so I guess that’s not happening. Guess I did have a better chance of making Chief than you ever will. At least I made it to the board.
Dipshit.
Danny-boi’s case against a commenter on Yelp:
http://digitalcommons.law.scu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1499&context=historical&sei-redir=1&referer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fcustom%3Fclient%3Dpub-3794288947762788%26forid%3D1%26channel%3D5369970905%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8%26safe%3Dactive%26cof%3DGALT%253A%2523008000%253BGL%253A1%253BDIV%253A%2523336699%253BVLC%253A663399%253BAH%253Acenter%253BBGC%253AFFFFFF%253BLBGC%253A336699%253BALC%253A0000FF%253BLC%253A0000FF%253BT%253A000000%253BGFNT%253A0000FF%253BGIMP%253A0000FF%253BFORID%253A1%26hl%3Den%26q%3DDaniel%2BBernath%2Bv.%2BTabitha%2BJ.%2B%2526%2BYelp%252C%2BInc.#search=%22Daniel%20Bernath%20v.%20Tabitha%20J.%20%26%20Yelp%2C%20Inc.%22
Me thinketh that your lawsuit against the plane’s manufacturer will go the same way.
NHSpark! Your comment made me realize that even I was closer to being a Navy Chief than was this fool, and I wasn’t in the Navy!! At least I made enough enlisted rank to be equivalent.
@409
Master Chief,
I think his lawsuit he has pending because of his crash will be a bit different than him suing YELP because he got slammed on a consumer review will be quite different.
In a bad way. YELP pretty much just brushed him off. He is going after the Aircraft Manufacturer, The School that taught him to fly, The FRICKING FAA and several “un-named” entities. Knowing this piece of shit he is going after the owners of the airstrips ground personnel and anyone who had contact with him that day.
I could easily see dumb-ass getting counter-sued. The FAA will probably pull his license and he will have a hard time finding a place to keep his plane and fly it out of, since he is such an asshole.
This guy is a total scumbag, he’s alienated his own wife and kids, pissed off the legal community, pilots and now veterans. Can this guy really say he has anyone in his corner other than the bullshit letters he probably forged himself?
I am nobody, done nothing and never gonna be known as that guy who is the subject of discussion for this or any other thread. Back to pushing my broom, slinging my mop and taking out the trash. 😎
I have to tell you that I have found some interesting conflicts with barnacle baldy bernastypants’s account of himself during his term of service in the Navy. Stay tuned to this station. 🙂
Streetsweeper, you are the go-to guy for everything that has been swept under the rug. You will always be the guy that pointed out things that Nobody sees, in our hearts.
By the way, despite what Frank Capra said in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’, George Bailey DID serve, from 1950 to 1969, and retired as a Navy Chief Petty Officer. And of course, he did go back to Bedford Falls afterwards. So there!
I think that what rb325th says up in #389 really sums up what bubble-icious bernath is now getting: mostly people laughing up their sleeves, so as to not spray their keyboards from laughing when he starts panhandling for sympathy and atta-boys.
*makes paleo snacks as he watches Ex-PH2 and MCPO take the trash out*
I was going to go with the Montoya meme, and note that he killed my language(s), English and American, but got beaten to the meme. So, just so buttblas Bernath knows who to go after:
I’m Jacob McCandles.
@413 EX-PH2, I’ve been looking at this d-bags bios,,, does the organization that supposedly made him an Honorary CPO even Exist? If so it would be interesting to see what they think of him. I’m also wondering about the validity of some of those recommendation letters.
Okay,how do you post the little Icon faces?
@418, *GASP!*. You mean his “attaboy” letters could be as forged as other things he’s done? Like AJ Dicken’s letters from Ollie North and Richard Marcinco? I’M SHOCKED! No, waitaminnit, yeah, I’m being sarcastic again, and I’m gonna laugh my ass off when it’s proven they are!
@419 I only know one. If you type a colon then capital D it makes a 😀
The ; plus a ) produces this 😉
😀
🙁
@OWB Showoff! 😀
@419, OIF ’06-’07-’08; 😉 🙂
Type “:” “-” “)”
OR
Type “;” “-” “)”
without the quotation marks, now let’s se your work soldier…
Old Dog, I’m trying to figure out what he refers to when he uses that, because there is a social group for ex-Navy photographers, vets and retired, but that’s all it is and it has no authority to issue an Honorary CPO title. I don’t care how much he pounds that tabletop. It’s nothing but a social group. There may be another one, but if there is, it does not have that authority, either. Again, just a social group. It’s complete bullshit.
What he’s doing is the same thing as me saying “I put on La Boheme and sing along with it.” That doesn’t turn me into Maria Callas, does it? No.
I’ve been tracking down the guy whose portrait he stole and altered. Unless MCPO NYC knows someone who knew that guy back when, we may have to put out a BOLO for him.
Somebody call Gibbs on this, will you?
Ex-PH2? You can sing, too? Sweeeeet….
Seadog, if you want to call it that. 😉
ExHack, what did you see that you said pissed you off, up there at http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=38816&cpage=9#comment-1094821
Remember, bernath has already labeled everyone here convicted registered sex offenders and child molesters up there at #115, so the gloves are off, as far as I’m concerned.
If you prefer to keep it on the down-low, ‘sokay. There is more coming from another source.
It’s like I said, I have no interest in sending this idiot into the ditch. It’s quite clear that he can get there on his own without any help from any of us. I just want a written apology to the REAL PH1 in that photo, and to everyone else here as well, from this bastard.
Wanna know who I am, Bernath? Just think a bit.
You all know exactly who I am. Say my name.
The other simple concept that this silly imposter seems to not understand is that there are a bazillion or so social groups that hand out honorary this and that. Most of us here probably have at least one somewhere. Could be an “Admiral,” “General,” or any number of other possibilities that may or may not sound somewhat military.
Their value is that they are something fun to frame and hang on the wall of your office. Seeing them usually results in a smile while remembering good times and good friends. Some of them have tales associated with them that can be shared with others. Some do not. They are not something to be placed on a resume.
@418 JAOD Only the Master Chief of the Navy can make someone an Honorary Chief. There is a full protocol and instruction and he followed none of it.
Daniel A. Barneth is, and will always be a FAKE E7 and a valor thief. He also caught the PTSD, part of his disability.
Look up in the sky, is it a bird, is it plane. Yes and get the F out of the way it is crashing.
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How many lawyers does it take to fuel a plane? We do not know because neither do they.
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If a lawyer crashes in the woods does it make a lawsuit?
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They call me The Fireman.
That’s my name.
Really… If he had a viable case for his lawsuit, don’t you think other lawyers would be speaking out? All I see, now, is other pilots saying, “dumbass”.
You know who I am, Bernath? Say it. Say my name. Say it, sukker!
This has been nearly as much fun and troinking psulie-o the uncoolie-o, hasn’t it? But it may not end soon, no matter what.
Anyone get left off that list up there that barnacle baldy bernastypants made up, telling us we are all convicted registered sex offenders and child molesters?
Well, I’m waiting for MCPO NYC to come up with his stuff and then there’s that whole business about those fabricated LORs.
It’s gonna be good, boys and girls… really good.
I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT DROPS NEXT, unless it’s Daniel A. Bernath the fake E7 crashing another plane he forgot to refuel!! Don’t forget MY offer, Daniel A. Bernath, found me yet?
🙂 😀 😉 Yeah, I can dood it too!!
Can I sue him for not including me on the list?
Oh, please. How DARE he not include me among those he so “honored!”
@417 – Jacob McCandles? I though you were dead!
Oh, and by the way everyone…….I am Spartacus!
Here’s the petition in his suit:
http://www.teamandras.com/temp/001-0_Bernath_Complaint.pdf
I find it interesting that he asks for attorney’s fees. He’s representing himself; can an attorney who represents himself demand a fee for representing himself? If he is indeed claiming to represent himself as an attorney (as opposed to being a pro se plaintiff), he may have a problem as this suit was filed at a time when he was ineligible to practice law (his CA law license was inactive). By asking for attorney’s fees – and having a footer reading “Daniel A. Bernath, Esq.” at the bottom of each page – he sure seems to be holding himself out as an attorney. Can he do that at a time that he’s ineligible to practice law?
Over here! I am Spartacus!
Wow! Nice going, MrBill. And that question is a legitimate question.
Hmmm…. If I represent myself in a lawsuit can I charge myself fees for representation, docketing, depositions, transcripts, billable hours, non-fee expenses, etc., etc., etc.?
Well, charging myself for depositions implies by context that I talk to myself a lot, doesn’t it?
Well, think about it!
It’s almost time to do another list of short jokes.
OWB, he left out a whole bunch of people on that list:
The Al
Mustang 2LT
OWB (you)
Seadog
ChipNASA
HMCS(FMF) ret
FranklyOpinionated
and others too many to count. The negligence speaks for itself.
@430: Ex, Daniel A. Bernath, the Phony Chief, among his other accomplishments claims to have served in the much more modest organization (than the mighty United States Navy) in which I presently serve. I don’t know if he did or didn’t; MCPO NYC, your midnight caller, claims he knows the Phony Chief, Daniel A. Bernath, did not. However, either way, he sullies my service with the mere claim. He sullies the service of the 1/3 of the men and women of my agency who are veterans of the United States Armed Forces, including many real-deal SNCOs (when I go to inbriefs each work day, I’m one of the few people in the room who is NOT a retired SNCO, a combat veteran, and/or a current reservist or Guardsman/woman.) I work for an agency that is not loved by many, and yes, we have had a fair number of bad apples. But I know what I do, and what I do, is execute the blood oath I swore – to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. I can do no more.
(Sorry for being out of the loop again for the day’s antics. I have been at the SHOT Show, wallowing in a sea of shiny toys.)
… and to Phony Chief Daniel A. Bernath, my name is Transportation Security Officer Gerardo Hernandez. My work location was Terminal 3, LAX.
Do you know my name? You should. I was the first TSO to die on duty, almost two months ago. You sullied my honor, too, by claiming association with me and my service.
Ex-PH2, when you mentioned “The AI”, didja mean moi?
ExHack, barnacle balding bernastypants has made a large and varied number of claims that are based on his inflated, weak ego and have no basis in reality.
There is stuff that is piling up, and while I myself am champing at the bit to leave the starting gate, I await the return of MCPO NYC Ret, who has indicated THERE IS MORE TO COME.
But do make a note of the list of recipients of bubblicious bernutsky’s libel and read the paragraph below very, very carefully. We must be patient.
Meantime,it’s REAL NAME GAME time again!
I am Elizabeth Tudor, the daughter of Henry VIII, the Queen of England. I am a tinker, a tanner, and a blacksmith, a weaver, a merchant, and a ship’s captain, a soldier of the king, a knight of the realm, and a lord of the court, and I am a river of wealth to my people.
Proud, is the Al you at #247?
He also left Jonn off that list. How could he do that? For Pete’s sake, a little respect goes a long, long way, you know.
Ex,
Her Majesty would be proud to claim you as a namesake.
Phony Chief Daniel A. Bernath, you suck pus from the boil on the ass of a syphilitic transgendered Tijuana hooker.