The big attack on TAH (Updated)
So many of you noticed last weekend that we were told we only had a few days left on the internet because the Ship of Fools had this big plan to get us kicked off the internet. I’m sure some of you are wondering what the big plot was. Well here’s the .pdf of the letter that Wickre’s real estate lawyer sent to our hosting service last Thursday; RACKSPACE_DEMAND_20130711163847.
Actually, it was a huge laugh – 14 pages of misinformation charging us with everything from violating the terms of service to bestiality. None of it was true. The lawyer charged that we were posting social security numbers of his client on the blog – the only social security numbers that were ever posted were mine & TSO’s by his client. here’s a sample of this lawyer’s idiocy;
I like how Mr. Riffkin, Esquire, drags out the scary armed veteran thing. And I wonder how he knows that 60% of us are combat veterans and 85% were polled as gun owners. I never asked you guy how many of you own guns, and I’m sure Mr. Riffkin didn’t either.
But, the upshot is that I removed the addresses, phone numbers, the (our) social security numbers, and we’re cool with the hosting company now. That’s probably why one of the Wickre trolls posted more addresses and phone numbers on the blog the other night to get us in trouble again. Because you’ll notice that most of the complaints about us in that letter are actually things that they did to us.
So Wickre emailed last night that he’s calling a truce – probably because he learned that we function within the law here and that we’re untouchable. In the meantime, Wittgenfeld thinks he’s actually won something, because he’s doing the happy dance in his tiny, lonely corner of the internet unaware that yet another strike on us has failed miserably. The last message I got from our host was;
Hello,
Thanks for your response and permission to send the response. We will send this to the complainant and let them know that we consider the matter closed at this time. If we receive any other information that we need to send to you we will open a ticket for your review and assistance.
Best Regards,
Rackspace AUP
From TSO:
I’m sharing our response with you guys, because you are what makes us great. We were advised not to do that by our legal advisor, but I just can’t shake the feeling that we owe you guys this much at least. Although we want the thing with Wickre to die out, we do owe you something in terms of journalistic integrity, so you can read our response.
Mr. Schoenbaum:
I both write for and represent the military blog This Ain’t Hell, but you can see it from here (the “Blog”). I am writing in response to a complaint submitted on July 11, 2013 (the “Complaint”), by Michael L. Riffkin, Esq. (“Riffkin”) on behalf of his client Paul Wickre (“Wickre”).
The Complaint represents the website hosting equivalent of a strategic lawsuit against public participation. Wickre is significantly less interested in any terms of use issues than he is in silencing free speech and veterans’ advocates operating within the law. To date, Wickre has commented no fewer than 118 times on the Blog, which is odd considering his aversion to the nature of what we write. Those 118 comments from his IP address are directly traceable to him. They do not include the numerous comments which were deleted by the authors because they contained social security numbers of bloggers, phone numbers and addresses for the bloggers and other commenters, and some indecipherable strings of letters and numbers.
The Complaint is full of obfuscation, misstatements regarding case law, and lies regarding easily verifiable facts. I will endeavor to respond to only the issues of import regarding the Complaint.
BACKGROUND:
The Blog was founded in 2006 by Jonn Lilyea, the proprietor and chief blogger for the site. The Blog currently features a number of authors who all have served in the Armed Forces of the United States during a period of war. Mr. Lilyea served in Iraq during Desert Storm, and I served in Afghanistan during Operation Enduring Freedom, both of us serving in the Army in the capacity of Infantrymen. Generally the Blog centers on military and veteran themed posts, and is classified as a military blog, or “milblog.” Since its inception, the Blog has been honored no fewer than three times (2008, 2011, 2012) as a National Finalist for “Military Blog of the Year” which is sponsored by Military.com, USAA and other organizations from time to time. Although it does not have huge traffic numbers when compared to other blogs, this year alone it has had over 1.5 million unique visitors and 4.2 million actions. It is one of the few military blogs that is still growing in terms of monthly traffic.
Wickre disingenuously insinuates that he and Mr. Phillip D. Monkress (“Monkress”) are the emphasis of the Blog . This has no basis in fact and is contradicted by the fact that Wickre was unknown to the Blog before May of this year, and Monkress was first covered in July of 2012. As noted above, by that time the Blog had already been twice named a finalist for Military Blog of the Year.
Wickre further makes a series of allegations not supported by any facts, nor germane to Internet Hosting, including that the Blog conspired to “plan and activate numerous harassing phone calls, email campaigns, and at least one Denial of Service attack.” There is nothing in the record that shows exactly to what he is referring. There is not a single blog posting supporting such a statement. As regards the “Denial of Service attack”, none of the bloggers has sufficient knowledge of what that even means, much less the capability to effectuate it, and we are unaware on whom such an attack would be focused. We are vaguely aware that it has something to do with hackers taking down a website, but we are unaware of any website Wickre owns.
Wickre also alleges that two State’s Attorneys are investigating harassing calls with 8-10 victims. Again, we have no knowledge of any such calls. However we would appreciate Wickre putting us in touch with these prosecutors, because we also have been the target of harassing calls, all of which originate from phone numbers located in Wickre’s hometown. Among the highlights of these have been claims that the caller was a law enforcement official. We would be more than happy to aid law enforcement in searching for the perpetrator or perpetrators of this harassment. Nonetheless, again, none of that is germane to the Complaint
The authors of the Blog have appeared on FoxNews, CSPAN, BBC, CNN, HLN, ABC, MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NPR and other television and radio programs as experts on Stolen Valor. Their comments on this issue have also appeared in newspapers and other periodicals including the Military Times, Washington Post, Des Moines Register, and the Atlanta Journal Constitution.
Riffkin incorrectly identifies the issue at heart in United States v. Alvarez, 567 U.S. ___ (2012), as well as the opinion issued by the Supreme Court. He also fails to address the supervening events related to Stolen Valor. Contra Riffkin’s assertion, the Court did not rule on “display or decorations or medals incorrectly worn” but rather ruled that a law addressing false claims of military valor was overbroad. This plurality decision (Justice Kennedy) in fact specifically addressed the correct response in the marketplace of ideas, suggesting that such cases as that of Mr. Alvarez (who falsely claimed to have been a recipient of the Medal of Honor) should be left to military blogs, like This Ain’t Hell:
The Government has not shown, and cannot show, why counter speech would not suffice to achieve its interest. The facts of this case indicate that the dynamics of free speech, of counter speech, of refuta¬tion, can overcome the lie.…The remedy for speech that is false is speech that is true. This is the ordinary course in a free society. The response to the unreasoned is the rational; to the unin¬formed, the enlightened; to the straight-out lie, the simple truth…
Further, while Riffkin excoriates military bloggers as an “Internet band of vigilantes” who “accuse, denigrate, report to the authorities…” those who are found falsifying their military careers, he fails to note that in response Congress has passed a new Stolen Valor law. In fact, their response to the Alvarez decision is embodied in two aspects of the First Amendment:
1. Congress shall make no law…abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press;2. or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Having disagreed with the plurality decision in Alvarez, the Blog joined thousands of others in petitioning Congress for a new law which would pass constitutional muster. This effort was successful when President Obama signed into law a new Stolen Valor Law on June 3, 2013.
The genesis of Wikre’s argument with the Blog is Stolen Valor as it relates to his former employer, Monkress of All-Points Logistics. Monkress claimed in advertisements and public appearances that he was a former member of the Navy’s elite SEAL (Sea, Air, Land) Team IV. The United States Navy has subsequently released Monkress’ military records under a Freedom of Information Act request. He has not gone through any of the requisite training to be a Navy SEAL.
Although Riffkin claims that Wickre’s first foray at the Blog was “very noble and highline defenses of Mr. Monkress,” it was actually a 35 paragraph rambling and incoherent soliloquy that contained such hyperbole as [spelling and grammatical errors in original]:
No different, than the mob piling on in Western Europe in the 1930?s and finding that claimed anti-social existance justified genocide to societies moral offenders such as homosexuals, Gypsies, Jews, the mentally infirm, and old people. This mass hysteria, well repeated in minature here, is nothing new, than moral one-upmanship, cloaked in mob tactics. The writers of these posts, are on the slippery slope to the worst of humankind. Bathed in patriotic cliches, the writers, are not defenders of moral ethics, nor enforcers as they would proclaim, but simply another mob action in the oldest human emotive state, of group cruelty, directed at one, but in its essence leads to the worst, frenzied lynchings, the “science” of eugenics, or forced sterilization, mass murder, genocide and war.
Riffkin then asserts that various misogynistic statements attributed to Wickre are the result of a mistaken identity. Again, we have no idea what he is talking about. The references to racial and misogynistic tendencies comes from an email sent by Wickre to Monkress on May 7, 2011, forwarded to the Blog by a whistleblower. [For instance: “IN the rest of my work life until I am dead in the grave, I never want anything to do with women in my career at all, and you can do with it what you will.”] If Riffkin or Wickre would submit identification on any blog posting or comment that should be attributable to a “10 year old site of [a] racist-misogynist Indian” instead of Wickre, we would be happy to address that.
Lastly, Wickre claims that the Blog has unfairly targeted his wife (“Williams”), claiming [again, not edited for spelling and/or grammar]:
Ms. Williams is the wife of Mr. Wickre and is a quiet non-involved actor. Because of her relationship to Mr. Wickre the bloggers decided to personally attack her and put her personal information on the website, in an attempt to harm Mr. Wickre further. Her privacy has been severely disturbed for nothing more than being married.
On that point we finally agree, it was severely disturbed for being married. Alas for Williams however, it was not a blogger or commenter who brought her up, but rather Wickre himself in a comment posted at 11:12 PM on June 6, 2013:
I am in Bethesda MD, wealthy and my wife is in Congress, And yes I own Jaguars, which you never will…
Just raise the bile, you anonymous posters, keep it up,
I am 57 , white, European and the worst enemy you wish to have. IP tracking, your history, your past. Keep it up, I am here. Where are you? Come see me, as I will see you, past the Internet. Yes It is true I work for DHS and have access to the most sophisticated forensics in real time. Keep talking and posting so we can locate and find and excuse, Come on, let me geo-locate and get your community and carrier, break the IP as we did Jonns and get within 70 feet of his home, for our collective memory.
Wickre closes this missive with “TSO; Gotcha Baby!” Shortly after this was posted, a friend received a phone call from Wickre (at 6:00 am in Normandy where he was honoring D-Day) which contained the exact same phrase. This voicemail has been stored for law enforcement. Apparently Wickre was unaware he had the wrong person’s phone number.
Wickre alleges six specific “violations of the Terms of Service” which I will address serially. Please note that page 1 of the letter denotes a certain order to the claims which does not actually conform with the manner in which he later addresses each.
1) Mature Language/Porn.
Wickre seems aghast at the mature language sometimes used on the Blog. As someone with a wife “in Congress” however, he must be used to obscenities from time to time.
Speaker of the House, John Boehner once referred to a bill as a “piece of shit” and later told the Senate Majority Leader to “go fuck yourself.” Vice President Joe Biden referenced a key legislative victory for his administration as a “big fucking deal.” Former Vice President Richard Cheney once referred to a New York Times reporter as “an asshole.”
Regardless of whether Wickre finds such language offensive, it is the language of our times, especially in dealing with heated political issues. The Blog is a military blog written by veterans of combat, largely for veterans of combat. The military vernacular is not one that would commonly be used in a place of worship, a third grade classroom, or apparently Wickre’s household. However, no less an authority than the Supreme Court has ruled that such language falls within the purview of Free Speech. Take for instance Cohen v. California where the court held that wearing a jacket bearing the words “Fuck the Draft” was within the rights of an individual. The Blog concedes willingly that it uses phrases that might not be appropriate to everyone, however there are thousands of blogs that Wickre can visit and not have to face the daunting threat of curse words.
We are unsure of the source of the Complaint’s pornography assertion; there are certainly no graphic images on the blog, which is the typical medium one thinks of with regards to pornography. If Rackspace believes that any of the comments is likely to be used for sexual gratification by a reader, we are certainly amenable to removing it immediately, however all the comments seem to be rhetorical hyperbole and insults, not something geared towards sexual arousal by the reader.
2) Inciting violence, threats, abuse, and harassment.
It is worth noting again that Wickre has left over 118 comments on the Blog. The Complaint references “calls from a self identified blog poster in Missoula, Montana” but there are not in the slightest bit germane. Whatever “blog poster” lives in Missoula, Montana, I can assure you that he is not an author for the Blog, nor did he get the phone number from us. Neither of course did any of the authors encourage him to call anyone. Such issues are rightly handled by law enforcement through investigations, not by filing complaints with a website hosting company.
Criminal threats are defined in law as those made with the intention to place someone in fear of injury or death. It is the intention of the person making the threat that matters. The intent of a person who makes threats is usually determined by the circumstances surrounding the case. (http://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/crime-penalties/federal/Criminal-Threats.htm) When someone places a condition precedent to something (“if you touch my moon pie, I will punch you in the face”) it removes the “threat” from any (nascent) justiciable statement. Most of the cited comments (again, comments, not blog postings) listed are of the “if”… “then” variety that is not a threat. No rational human being could possibly think that commenter “Nik” was pining to “hammer a six-inch spike through [Wikre’s] penis” as one example listed in the Complaint.
Wickre, over the course of two months, has followed a predictable pattern of attack, stir up trouble, and then immediately withdraw. In fact, he was clearly “trolling” for comments like those listed. Take for instance this comment left by Wickre at 5:42 AM on May 25, 2013:
Outspent, outtalked, out manuevered, you can ramble on all night. You will never find me. But I have you by clever means, those that we want. Outspent, outfoxed, really stupid in your opposition, you are nothing.
Not interested in you unless you irritate me. There is the fake IP world you traffic in, and then there is the real world of States Attorneys, Courtrooms and prosecution, with real time jail, probation agents and fines.
Don’t really care about your IP ramblings, you idiots, not interested in you. Sniperscope ready, we want Lilyea and accomplices to teach a lesson to you morons.
Lilyea is a disturbance. TSO is a traitor, The rest of you are misguided.
It seems implausible to assume that a man so worried about threats would make such comments absent a goal of inciting just what he purports to want to fight against.
Riffkin asserts that:
This is a violent crowd with over 60% of the bloggers seeing combat action and 85% polled owning weapons. This gives my client great concern and reasonable fear for his safety and the safety of his family.
This statement reflects the tired old trope that veterans of combat action are more prone to violence than others, a meme which has been dismantled more times than would be practicable to reproduce here. (However, for a good discussion of the issue, one need only read this by the Department of Veterans Affairs: http://www.blogs.va.gov/VAntage/6026/the-%E2%80%9Cdangerous%E2%80%9D-veteran-an-inaccurate-media-narrative-takes-hold/). Ironically, Riffkin’s client, Wickre, has pled guilty to resisting arrest and violation of probation, while the authors of the Blog have no such history of violence outside that which they were hired to visit upon enemies by the United States Government.
The Blog welcomes the opportunity to address some of the charges made by Wickre in the “real world of States Attorneys, Courtrooms and prosecution, with real time jail, probation agents and fines.” The Blog is confident that it would be fully exonerated in any proceeding. Nothing currently on the Blog by any of the writers could conceivably give rise to criminal proceedings or successful civil litigation.
3) Defamation and Libel.
The Blog is no stranger to the specter of threatened defamation and libel lawsuits. Of the 30 or so threatened lawsuits, none has ever materialized. Of those 30 or so, only one has ever consulted an attorney, and that attorney quickly withdrew his threats.
Wickre lists roughly three pages of allegedly libelous statements, none of which rises to the level of an actionable statement. A perfect illustration of the issues involved here was present in a recent court decision in Colorado dealing with another individual accused of Stolen Valor. In that case (Gidduck v. SOCNETCOM) the court awarded all attorneys’ fees to the Defendant milbloggers, and threw the case out with prejudice. The court there noted that:
The statements by Defendant Warrington that Plaintiff Giduck was a liar, fraud, scammer and imposter because he misrepresented his credentials are not actionable. Opining that someone is a liar, a fraud or was untruthful about his or her background, is, perhaps unfortunately, a common implement in American discourse. Such epithets are obviously statements of opinion and are protected under the rules enunciated in Milkovich and Burns….
Defendant Niblett’s statement that Plaintiff Giduck is a “piece of shit” or, a “fool,” a “fraud,” a “poser civilian,” and a “clown” are patently Niblett’s opinion and are not actionable. If every statement along these lines formed the basis for a libel or slander case, the courts of this country would be entirely devoted to the litigation of defamation claims. These are statements of opinion and are protected under the rules enunciated in Milkovich and Burns…
The statements attributed to these Defendants regarding Giduck were blunt, uncomplimentary, and probably “rhetorical hyperbole.” But they were also privileged statements of opinion protected by the First Amendment as applied in a litany of Supreme Court and Colorado appellate cases.
Each of the comments regarding Wickre on the Blog fall into the same categories of rhetorical speech as the claims made about Gidduck. None of them are legally actionable as defamation.
4) Violation of the Privacy of Wickre and Williams.
Wickre voluntarily came to the Blog and inserted himself into an issue of public interest, to wit, the potential Stolen Valor allegations against his former boss Monkress. (Wickre was terminated from that employment by Monkress.) As shown above, Wickre brought up his heretofore unknown wife, Williams, in his comment threatening Congressional action against the Blog:
I am in Bethesda MD, wealthy and my wife is in Congress
All further comments regarding Williams deal with clarification by readers and commenters (and myself: “Your wife is not ‘in congress’ she works for a congressman”) and stem from this initial statement. In fact, everything in the comments is public information which Williams herself shares on her Linked In profile (http://www.linkedin.com/pub/karen-williams/B/4BA/444) and on a public interest website devoted to publicizing the salaries of Congressional staffers (http://www.legistorm.com/person/Karen_M_Williams/16500.html). It is highly unlikely that anyone would ever have known about his wife had Wickre not insinuated that she was a Member of Congress.
5) Copyright Violations of the State of Maryland.
A search of the Maryland Judiciary Case search (located here: http://casesearch.courts.state.md.us/inquiry/inquiry-index.jsp) reveals that Paul Wickre has 35 entries, ranging from civil (a 2000 “Foreclose rights of redemption” for instance) to criminal (pled guilty to resisting arrest and violating probation in 2007) to a fugitive warrant issued by the Commonwealth of Virginia. Such things are a matter of public record, and if the State of Maryland has a copyright for their website, they seem reticent to publicize it anywhere. In fact, the site access “Terms of Use” that Riffkin mentions in his complaint specifically states:
While much information is made available to the public through this site, some information may be restricted or require registration to obtain. All of the information collected at this site becomes a public record that may be subject to inspection and copying by members of the public, unless an exemption in law exists.
If there is a violation of a copyright owned by the State of Maryland, then it would be the copyright holder themselves that would put forth that claim, not Wickre who seeks only to exclude from the discussion his history of violence.
6) Boosting the Search Engine Rankings of the Google Search page/rank algorithm. (Odd capitalization contained in the complaint.)
Again, we have no idea what he is referencing here. Although he says one can “manually hit the browser again and again” to raise the traffic, at least on the site meter we use (“Get Clicky”) it would only register that person once. Additionally, the stated terms of service as contained in the Complaint discuss “third party sites” and we have neither the time, the inclination, nor impetus to send traffic to a third party.
Virtually every blogger tries to optimize search engine results. When one Googles “Stolen Valor” we want the Blog to be high up in the search results. Although I am sure it is possible to do something to alter that artificially, no one who writes for the Blog has the technological know-how to do so. The Blog is not set up to be some sort of revenue cash cow; each year it costs thousands of dollars more to maintain than it brings in from advertisements.
As regards this last claim, we honestly have no idea what he is talking about, and would welcome the opportunity to discuss it with Rackspace.
CONCLUSION
Wickre voluntarily came to the Blog , even admitting he did so to defend his former employer. Since that time he has left over a hundred comments, and sought to have the Blog removed through any means available to him. The Complaint is merely one in a string of harassing attempts to silence critics of Monkress and All-Points Logistics (“APL”). This issue with Stolen Valor and APL is a matter of public interest because APL receives in excess of $40 million per annum in taxpayer funds, and the Stolen Valor act has once again made it illegal to falsify a military record with the intent to financially benefit.
If there are any blog postings or comments on the site with which Rackspace takes issue, we are more than happy to take a look at them, and edit or remove should that be deemed necessary for our continued presence on Rackspace servers.
We wish to close by noting the falsifications and professional ethics lapses in the Complaints’ penultimate paragraph which I will cite in full (one again, grammatical errors remain uncorrected):
We have already contacted the blog owners with formal cease and desist and they refuse to take down the offending material. In fact, the co-blog hoster functions as the blog lawyer, and he is extremely biased. Therefore, we would request that you NOT copy him on this complaint as that will set off another round of denigrating speech, threats and incitement to action.
No formal cease and desist of any nature has been proffered to This Ain’t Hell with the exception of this complaint. Wickre in an email to me admitting as much:
Back in May, I was informed that the APL lawyer could not determine your household address for service of the cease and desist order coming from Ford-Harrrison. Their agents as an aide to civil process, attempted to get you on the phone from your mulit[ple addresses to determine your actual address for service. That is what I know of it, and once determined, for civil process purposes, I hope you agree that there has been no further contact to people at your residence(s) once your were located in May.
Wickre is not represented by APL, or Ford Harrison. The “we” of “we have already contacted” is not accurate. Nor is it true that we were in fact contacted. Mr. Lilyea’s address is listed on the Blog’s website, along with two separate phone numbers at which he can be contacted. No contact took place save for one phone call from a lawyer for APL who agreed with Mr. Lilyea that they were without legal right to demand anything. Further, on May 18, I contacted APL’s attorney via email, at which time I stated:
Should you chose to file suit against our blog, you may do so at either my home or work address which I would be happy to supply.
She has never contacted me. Neither has Wickre’s current lawyer, despite repeated entreaties that he do so.
Riffkin’s assertion that I am “extremely biased” is the most truthful thing he has written in the complaint. Zealous advocacy of a client is what is expected of any attorney. However, I do so within the framework of what is legal, and any assertion to the contrary is specious and vindictive. In attempting to exempt my client from his legal representation in this controversy, Riffkin is trying to “stack the deck” towards his client in an unethical manner.
Based on the aforementioned facts, it would be inappropriate and unnecessary for Rackspace to interrupt the service of the Blog. We would like to reiterate the Blog’s demonstrable commitment to abiding by the user agreement through the administrators policing of comments on a near-24-hour basis for potentially inappropriate information–nearly all of which originate from an IP-address located in the vicinity of Wickre’s domicile (including his posting of my date of birth, location and social security number.) In each instance, the Blog has immediately removed such comments and will continue to do so.
As a leader in the milblog community, the Blog has measures in place to prevent members of the public from engaging in such behavior. Although this particular issue may be easier resolved by simply banning Wickre and others from known IP addresses from commenting or accessing the site, the Blog owners have been resistant to such an extreme course of action up and until individual comments cross the line into inappropriateness.
We look forward to working with Rackspace to identify any posts or comments that run afoul of the terms of use. Nonetheless, the vast bulk of the Complaint here either is factually challenged, incorrect as a matter of law, or the erroneous interpretation of events.
Mark Seavey, Esq.
TSO ADDS: It is over guys. Do not contact Wickre or his attorney. Let it fade into the night. Riding on a unicorn. If this comes up again, it will likely be in a real courtroom, and we don’t want to have to defend something stupid. While we know that we’ve done nothing wrong, we don’t want to have to defend against nonsense if we can help it. Sort of like the designated batter rule. It is what it is.
Category: "Teh Stoopid"
Hack–there’s an old expression that goes, “Rattling a sabre makes noise. Drawing it does not.”
Draw your own conclusions from that.
Just so you know, I just had an email exchange with Wickre and I told him that I’m deleting any comment he posts. I already delete Wittgenfeld’s comments (he says that I’m infringing on his first amendment rights). Witless has made four or five over the last few days, but they’d only bore you.
Wickre thinks I should tell you to stop speaking badly about him, you know, after he threatened our military pensions and disability checks, but I’m not going to do that. It’s up to you what you do. You know his sociopath personality will lead him back here periodically. So, however you are led.
That dude is dumber than a box of hair. I bet he has sticky-notes posted around the house reminding himself to breathe.
Play stupid games… win stupid prizes, Psul.
That applies to you too, dumbass… (Dallas Wittgendouche).
Damn Bitch Boi, speaking badly about you is not what we do here. Speaking the truth is what we do here and yes we use some pretty harsh language against all of those that come here with some bad cases of mouth diarrhea, just like you.
Want us to stop spreading the truth ol’ Bitch Boi? Only after you and Phil stop spewing your lies, but the two of you, along with countless others have dug themselves a hole so damned deep that it is impossible for any of you to climb out of. All we are going to do is shovel the dirt.
It’s probably for his own good that Paul K Wickre isn’t allowed to post anymore. I’m sure he will weasel in a post or two by proxy a few times before its caught and deleted.
He’s like an old chew toy that’s been worked over by a Pit Bull. Nothing amusing anymore just pathetic.
It’s actually putting him out of his (and our) misery.
Anything he posts here is simply going to go on his internet footprint. And EVERYTHING he posts is arrogant, illogical and lacking any type of credibility or common sense. He wants to fade out of the picture, but the only way that can happen is if he quits being active here, by his choice or by moderation.
Jonn’s site, Jonn’s rules. Sucks for you, Psulie-boi.
As for you, Psulie-boi, well, have fun pretending you were ever relevant.
Dullass and Psul, bedwetters a pair.
So I don’t have to stay up all night any more?
Aww, Jonn, that’s so sweet of you!!!
Free at last! Free at last!! Freedom is the one thing that money can’t buy.
@302 – Jonn, I’m glad to see this. Many of us have told Psul that if he’d just shut up, interest in him would drop off quickly and folks would stop talking about him. But, he just couldn’t help himself. Now, with you enforcing the discipline upon him that he could not impose upon himself, the comments about him will trickle down to nothing.
Jonn, I almost wish you weren’t banhammering him. Almost.
As Sparky notes, he’s only capable of hurting himself when he posts.
Maybe this is your idea of mercy. 😀
Since I have to wait until the game is over for the news, I will add one more thing.
When you enter a space filled with a lot of people who have a sense of community based on something they did, whether it was recently or far in the past, the worst thing you can do is act like an arrogant ass, which you did repeatedly, Wickre. You made yourself completely despicable with everything you said and did. Your last little escapade, with you signature verbiage all over it, signed the bottom line.
You were, in fact, so obnoxious that I doubt seriously even one of us would invite you to a birthday party or a picnic or a reunion.
I said previously that you are on the outside looking in at us.
It’s because we have something that you do not have and never will: fellowship. It binds us together in ways that you cannot possibly understand. You can’t buy it and you can’t bully your way into it.
We are part of a very large and very ancient community that is deeply ingrained in people who’ve been there and done that in even the smallest, humblest way. Our roots go back to the days of Achilles and Ajax at Troy, to Julius Caesar and Marcus Antonius, to Boudicca, to Sintram and his friends, and to Henry V at Agincourt.
We are those who say “Oh, Lord, thou knowest I shall be verie busy today. I may forget thee. Do not Thou forget me.”
We are the few, the happy few, we are indeed the Band of Brothers in that speech.
It gives us a joy that you will never, ever know.
PH, truer words rarely spoken.
Please find room for those of us who are not of your brother/sisterhood, but honor it nonetheless, and not by copycatting you. 🙂
There is always room for the good guys/gals, ExHack.
@310
Many of us have told Psul that if he’d just shut up, interest in him would drop off quickly and folks would stop talking about him. But, he just couldn’t help himself.
He didn’t want interest in him to drop. The crazy bastard wanted the attention. There’s no other reason for him to have faced defeat after defeat after defeat. He spewed forth lie after lie about what he was going to do to us.
He completely ignored the reality of his massive pile of massive failures. Instead he’d boast of a yet bigger victory, which never came to pass.
I suppose at this point in a eulogy, I say he was a magnificent bastard, a worthy foe, and that my life will be less without our battles. I won’t do that. I won’t lie on his account. Mainly he was a crazy fuck who doesn’t deserve to breathe the sacred air of our Acropolis, that of Washington DC.
I say eulogy, because he is effectively dead here. Like an old haunt, he may make noise now and again, but that will be swiftly dealt with and business will continue after a few moments of excitement.
He is dead here and truthfully, I’m not sad to see him go.
@315 Nik
Psul was just trying to turn his life around
@316: that is the definitive word. He turned his life around, sho nuff.
@312 Wonderfully stated as per your norm PH2.
Ever wonder why so many of us crush on on dear lady? A cute smile and a beautiful mind.
@316
I know. He was totally on his way to a 360.
People like Psul and Witlessone have concrete minds, permanently set and all mixed up!!
Since I expect one Phillip Dale Monkress also reads this, here’s one for you, “Phildo”. No explanation should be necessary. (Sorry, Ian; fair use, etc . . . .)
Phony SEAL-Guy’s Breath
Hear the pure BS madness
From the phony SEAL-guy’s breath
As he keeps rushing headlong
Towards his career’s death.
Investigators asking
Much harder questions now.
They know he is a fake, and
His lies just keep on showing
There is no way out.
He sees employees jumping ship
Every day now, one by one;
It’s weighing on his mind so –
In bed he can’t have fun!
He’s nearing the end of his rope
He knows not what to do.
We know he is a fake SEAL
His lies just won’t stop showing
There is no way out.
He tried to cover all his tracks
Was caught at that last fall.
Truth, the all-time winner,
Now has him by the balls.
Busted for Stolen Valor
He’ll soon be on page one.
All now know he’s a fake SEAL
His lies all are still showing
Lies will take him down.
“Karma, she can sometimes be a beyoch.”
And just in case anyone didn’t get the musical reference –
There is no psul. There is only TAH. (crickets…..)
Finally, peace and quiet.
It is hot here on the East Coast.
About to head to ANC then catch some lunch in Chinatown.
Had supper last night at the Fish Market in Old Town.
Shrimp, Oysters and cold beer.
No seafood up in the Great NW.
I still think we should add a special Supporting Actress category to the stolen valor tourney in honor of Psul….He would have won hands down this year.
@321 Kudos for that. And apologies to Jethro Tull.
In the timeless words of Elmer Fudd: “Ah, west and wewaxation at wast!”
I think he’ll still try to sneak in, as Jonn indicated above. But he’s really not smart enough to hide his footprints and he’ll give himself away.
We can, and should, go on about our business. We have the rest of summer ahead of us, not to mention all the things we have going on in our lives.
It is REALLY nice to have peace and quiet again.
And there are so many more phonies to unmask! I’m really amazed at the crop that Jonn and TSO have brought us in the last week. The tourneys may have to go semi-annual. No swaggering full-ritard masterpieces like Soup Sandwich or Crotchrot yet, though. But they’ll appear. Sadly it’s human nature.
Goodbye, Psul-Tool. No loss at all…
Now I’ll have some spare time for bacon waffles with PH2.
CRUSH
Makin’ bacon waffles! Oh, I can’t wait till fall gets here. How about bacon-topped mac & cheese?
I haven’t had ribs in a VERY long time. I was thinking of making up my own BBQ sauce to try with them.
Ex-PH2: BBQ sauce? Please. Why ruin perfectly good ribs?
Find some Red Monkey Cajun dry rub, rub the rack generously on both sides, and then cook in the oven on a roasting rack with catch pan and use an aluminum foil cover.
Jamaican jerk rub works equally well, too. (smile)
Bah. Nuthin wrong with BBQ sauce if it’s homemade, and avoids HFCS and other processed crap ingredients.
Recently came upon a recipe for slow cooking beef and pork together into what I lovingly call “Man Meal.”
Sauce: 6-oz. can tomato paste; 1/2 c. molasses (orig. recipe specified brown sugar, but I like molasses better); 2 tbsp. chili powder (I prefer Penzeys Chili 3000, then maybe add a dash of chili flake for heat if you like); 1 tsp. dry mustard. (I also added a splash of cab.)
Get a small chuck roast and a small pork shoulder roast or pork loin (1.5 lbs. each.) (I brown the meat first; I seasoned the outside of the chuck roast with Penzeys English Prime Rib Rub – mmmm – and the pork loin with … I think I used Penzeys Mitchell St. Seasoning, but not too enthralled with that one. It does the job, but I’d like to find a better pork seasoning.)
Place meat in a slow cooker.
Mix sauce ingredients; pour sauce over meat.
Cover and slow cook on low heat for 10-12 hours, or on high heat for 5-6 hours. When cooked, shred and mix up the meat with a fork.
You’ll get a good 16-20 servings out of it, for sandwich fillings or a hash that stands on its own. It’s incredibly rich and dense and it will stink up your house with the aromas for a couple of days. “Man Meal.”
OHHHH!!!! I also added a couple large, thin-sliced onions to the mix. They caramelize beautifully in the slow cooking sauce 😀
ExHack: molassas? Sugar? On meat? Bah. Begone, Philistine!
Seriously, just kidding. BBQ is obviously a matter personal taste.
I personally detest the combination of meat and sweet – don’t like any kind of oriental “sweet and sour”, honey glazed or sugar-cured ham, or bulgoki for exactly that reason. It’s also why I don’t like most BBQ other than the Carolina-style vinegar/pepper based stuff.
Give me a spicy dry rub any day. But to each his/her own.
OOH! Thx for the reminder. 1/4 c. of cider vinegar to that recipe. DOH!
I like tangy more than sweet with meat. And I hear you re: dry rub. Not for me, but I can appreciate.
No gentlemen, I disagree. May Gen Lee himself smite thy cheek- he agree with me on: Good old Georgian swamp smoke. Be it chicken quarters or ribs(beef or pork)
Thinking of a medal to design and have for broke dicks who cant figure it out – You got busted: blame no one but your own self.
@330–I made two racks today.
Hondo–WITH rub. AND SAUCE.
And it was heaven in my mouth.
ExHack, I use McIlhenny’s tabasco sauce in place of chili powder, only because it’s a liquid and disperses more easily, but, yeah, man, that’s what I do – brown the meat with a good olive oil and a mesquite seasoning rubbed on several hours ahead, and then into the crock pot or slow cooker for several hours. Blackstrap molasses — they’re a deeper flavor than regular molasses. And have you tried a 1/2 cup of a dark stout with that?
Hondo, the dry rub is what I do with chicken and beef. You can mix your own, you know: chili powder, garlic powder, onion powder, table salt, black pepper, and a bit of powdered cayenne — the amount depends on how much heat you like — and mix it well, keep it in a closed container in the fridge to keep it fresh. If you want a smokey note, add some smokey mesquite seasoning. I think you can still get that at Spice Barn. Here’s a link to them: http://spicebarn.com/
NHSparky: last weekend for us, Cajun rub only.
Truly excellent stuff – and easy as hell for even a novice who can read and follow simple instructions.
Ex-PH2: true, and if I can’t find another source of Red Monkey I may have to. The place I get groceries no longer carries that line of dry rubs.
But Red Monkey works. Why reinvent something that works?
Here you go, Hondo.
Buy direct: http://www.redmonkeyfoods.com/
and this goes directly to rubs: http://www.redmonkeyfoods.com/Brisket-Seasonings-and-Rubs-s/2404.htm
Have a good time with it.
PH: I can definitely see adding or subbing stout for vinegar. Probably adding. That recipe of mine has water in it, but the water isn’t even worth mentioning.
I’ve really come to love Penzeys’ arsenal of seasonings. If you can’t make it work with one or another of their spices or seasoning mixes, keep outta the kitchen.
ExHack, thanks for the tip about Penzey’s. Here’s their link: http://www.penzeys.com/
Fall is coming. That means more attention to cooking details, instead of just an easy-do, but very tasty, chopped veggie/ham salad and watermelon. Speaking of watermelon, I bought a seedless one yesterday, weighs about 20 pounds and had THAT sound when I thumped it. It was perfect in hot weather.
I have just returned from my week long stay in Panama and the meet and greet with some fellow commenters. That being said I am very much behind on my TAH reading. I just got to the part about a comment I “supposedly” made in the lawsuit, I don’t remember making this comment. I remember something totally different. I’ll look back on it when I get through but remember how Paul “sock puppeted” a few of us? Could his lawyer be accusing us of comments that his client made impersonating us?
Like I said I’m behind and haven’t finished the post yet much less any comments so if this has already been asked or answered I’ll see it soon.
Valkyrie, I don’t think you need to worry about it.
It isn’t a lawsuit proper. It’s a complaint that went nowhere because it had no basis in reality.
Get some sleep.
‘Tis naught but a wee thing, Valk. Weary naught your head over such a loathsome subject. He’ll do nothing.
It was a tale, told by an idiot, signifying nothing.
@ PH2
“Makin’ bacon waffles! Oh, I can’t wait till fall gets here. How about bacon-topped mac & cheese?”
Oh, yes, PH… Now I know I’m in love! 🙂 🙂
Now that I’ve caught up on my reading and read all the comments. I see it was nothing to worry about. Not that I was worried so much anyway. Just sorta bummed that some of my “better” comments didn’t make it in the running. And Frankie you started the whole “Google Hit” thing and you didn’t even get a mention, I’m sorry hunnie.
Oh an just in case Paul can still read the stuff here even though he can’t post. I’m not Military nor have I ever been so what’s your threat to make me stop? And thanks for bringing us all closer together, I had a great dinner and then lunch with several other commenters here.
Truth. Frank deserves honorable mention before I do. My penis-spike comment wasn’t nearly as good in the long run as his.
So what’s the protocol for editing a complainant’s document of record? 😀
And yah, Valk. I draw exactly nothing other than pride from my military service, so…what’s he got to threaten me with? Oh. right. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
Might be why I’m the only one he “swore” at, but never did anything to. He’s got nothing, he can do nothin’.