Gregory Charles Banks; the phony just passing through
So one of our readers is a Mason up in Connecticut and this dude passes through his lodge on the way back from his combat assignments. Sometimes he’s in ACUs, other times he’s wearing his blues, like in the picture above. Of course, he’s Special Forces (isn’t everyone, these days) and in addition to his duties as an Army officer, he’s also a counselor with two offices. The man is a freakin’ machine.
Well, he didn’t turn up in any of my databases, but, you know, he’s probably so secret squirrel that he wouldn’t, but CID can’t find him either. Nor can NPRC;
We’re told that his lodge just threw him a big celebration for his recent award of the Bronze Star Medal so obviously, he loves attention – so here is all of the attention you could ever want, Greg-baby. It looks to me like he stole a midget’s jacket.
Added; more pics;
I emailed these pictures to our counselor friend, Greg Charles Banks and asked if these are not him in the photos, and he hasn’t answered back. I guess he’s going with “identity theft” as an explanation.
OK, I just got an email from him and he admits that this is him in this picture taken at the lodge not wearing the uniform;
I don’t know, you judge.
Category: Phony soldiers
Fire Mission !!! Fire Mission !!! Requesting HE !!! Fire for EFFECT !
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If’n you do a Google search of “Gregory Charles Banks” the top six results are valorguardians.com links; then intermittently interspersed throughout the rest of the page.
If you search without the quotation marks, he appears only at result #4 and a repost (The Regulator) at #21; most other results are for a Gregory Charles Banks, MD.
–Guy
Does anyone know if the licensing agencies took any action?
I would hate to know that this liar has access to counseling children!
Any updates on our beloved Gregory Charles Banks today?
@205….Oathkeeper
Still a raging giant dickhead as best as I can tell.
Is this guy actually licensed as a shrink?
And he pulls this kind of crap? What else is wrong with him?
His license is still valid in the CT database.. I would be more interested in what the Mason’s are going to do with him. Maybe they will go MidEvil on him and cut his hands off for being a Valor Thief !
Guys, I wouldn’t expect the licensing agencies to act all that quickly – if they act at all. Barring an arrest for a serious criminal act (e.g., murder, rape, etc . . . ), most have an administrative process that must play out before the loss/suspension of a professional license happens.
CT may or may not discipline the guy or suspend/revoke his license, but assuming it’s been initiated the process will have to play out first. And that’s gonna take more than a week.
There’s more oddity to this story that I wish I could relate, but it would only spoil the surprise. For everyone. You could speculate, but you’d be wrong.
About the only thing about this fool that would surprise me would be your deciding to marry him.
I can hardly wait!
Gregory Charles Banks already has a husband?
Oh! Surprises! I didn’t know it was Chrismas all over again!
And it’s snowing outside, too!
Oh, I really am happy!
@214 I know, I know! It is like waiting to open your presents! I am on pins and needles. But then again, so is Gregory Charles Banks.
Gregory Charles Banks and the Wabblin Willie the Wotund Wanger had a love child, and they named him Dallas?
@ Jonn, Is it the same thing I know or is it better?
C’mon Jon & Master Chief!!!!
What’s over the horizon??????
–ghp
@211 OWB…..Literally……LITERALLY I spit tea all over my desk and keyboard.
/sinuses *hurt*
Time for the surprises song:
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
Only a hippopotamus will do.
I don’t want dolls,
Or dinky Tinker Toys.
I only want a hippo I can play with and enjoy.
It’s a hippopotamus, isn’t it? I knew it!
Ike Densmore ?!?!?!?
I aint sayin” dung … it is the hands of professionals!
Hi folks. I got out today. I think the new medication regime is really working for me. All my respect an honor to the U.S.S. Liberty and her crew. Great men all.
I certainly hope the Republicans can settle on a viable candidate for 2016. The current Democratic field could not stand in the shadow of Presidents Reagan and Bush.
I appreciate this blog and all of you posters, especially MCPO NYC. An honorable man he is. You are doing a great service here. As to the discussion at hand, I think Gregory Banks should be absolutely ashamed of himself.
My apologies for previously offending anyone here. I am’
I am, now i am; wait, i am, crapolla My meDS ur warin off and I thinsks obama id great. I need to get to a=a the medisines cabonit, later dudes
@223 Knock it off Sparks.
😀 😀 😀
Sorry I forgot to change my handle back! 😀 😀 😀
I’ll bet he is in having Cosmetic Surgery to change his chins !
Come on Jonn, you need to do your best Paul Harvey ! Now the Rest of the Story … The suspense is killing us !
Ok … Let’s stir it up a minute.
So Jonn and I have beeb working with other highly professional person on the Gregory Banks story.
It gets better … Every day.
That is all I am saying.
Suffer dickweeds … I am because I can’t keep a secret.
@ #219: So sorry, Chip! Put a new keyboard on my tab. Or unplug that sucker and stick it in a dehydrator. Here, use mine.
For anyone who has difficulty keeping secrets, I’ve found that a relaxing jar of lavender tea, allowed to ferment until it turns into white lightning, is a good answer to the problem.
@221 ChipNASA,
I think Steve Burton is Gregory Charles Banks’ secret lover!
WARNING – NSFW:
http://www.laweekly.com/informer/2009/11/20/is-alleged-war-hero-imposter-also-sgt-leatherchaps-we-investigate
@232 Brownwolf
ATTENTION TAH!!! ATTENTION
When Brownwolf says NSFW, He MEANS IT!!!
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@229 MCPO NYC USN Ret.
How about a little hint on when you will be able to tell more?
I hope whatever the latest and greatest is will wipe that stupid smile right off Banks’ face. As my mama would’ve said, “He’s grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ shit out of a hairbrush.”
@235 Scarlett
, “He’s grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ shit out of a hairbrush.”
My deear, I have been around the block quite a few times and I have *never* heard that before.
/Totally saving that for the future 😀
@207: I have found that most shrinks/therapists are more screwed up than their clients are.
Just an observation: You don’t see motorcycle parking in front of a therapist’s office……………..I’m just sayin’
As my grandfather said. “grinnin’ like a jackass eatin’ briars”
I guess you had to grow up on a farm to see a jackass or a mule fold their lips back to eat the leaves off of a briar bush.
Jonn says, “You could speculate, but you’d be wrong.”
MCPO adds, “it is the hands of professionals.”
Professionals, eh? I think that may be a clue. Du-de-dum.Dum-de-dum-dum.
Okay. It’s a great risk to keep passing through on deployments. People could see you in civies and start asking questions. Thus, you must truly be out of the area for extended periods of time. Merely for phony cover? No, not worth it. How about if there are two lives, say, one in Danbury, and one in another place. Uh-oh. Hey, is he an old-school Mormon?
Well little Billy Bad Ass here claims to treat PTSD. I am sure he used all his experience in Combat to bolster those claims. He may have even got State or Fed money to treat Vets, Police. Would be a shame if he lied on his app to either organization, to get an inside track.
@78: Yeah, it’s kinda funny that he hasn’t figured out that by him admitting to 2 different people that he’s getting notes slipped under his door and at the same time is 3000 miles away at a conference, that we are smart enough to figure out he’s lying.
That’s like the dumbasses using the example of a glacier melting as proof of global warming, but leaving out that shallow graves of WWI soldiers were uncovered by the melting. How did the shallow graves get there??
@236 ChipNASA- I am glad I shared that then! Mama was a native of a small town in Jones County, Mississippi, aka The Free State of Jones. She had all sorts of awesome sayings.
@238 Sparks – Banks does definitely have those big old jackass teeth!
@243 Scarlett, I grew up on a small farm in the North Carolina mountains. We farmed our small tobacco and cotton fields with mules pulling our plow. Long time ago. Didn’t get a small, used tractor until 1964. Still used the mules to pull the tobacco sleds through the fields at picking time or “priming the tobacco” as it is called.
Besides the big teeth, Gregory Banks is just an out and out jackass in his own right.
Regfarding his smug smirk … His colon will replace throat, his lips will be his shvincter, this will happen after his heart stops and he can’t breathe in the moments after his special gift!
@245. Could you at least play HOT/COLD MCPO?
While I am not quite on nins and peedles here, nor hopping from one foot to the other with anticipation, is this Beeg Reveal going to be fulfilling and satisfying?
Will it wipe that shit-eatin’ grin off Banks’ face?
You’re right, Sparks. He does have mule teeth. Sheep don’t pull their lips back, they just nibble away, but mules never let those bristles touch their delicate lips.
@244 Mama talked a lot about picking cotton and how it would eat up their fingertips. Grandpa had gotten rid of his big farm animals by the time I came along, but I still remember Grandma sending me out to catch and kill chickens for Sunday dinner. That was the best fried chicken ever.
And speaking of frying, I hope y’all fry this douchenozzle!
What? No updates?
No ‘stay tuned’ stuff?
No bits and bobs of hints ladled out?
Looking forward to the new updates on the teasers! Thank you for outing this creep/coward. I would hate to think I might have thanked him if I had seen him…I don’t pass up a uniform (or a vets hat, etc…) without showing my respect!