Steve “Snake Eyes” Jordan, MSgt Soup Sandwich’s retarded cousin
This post is now a nightmare with things in the wrong place, but wanted to update with this from POW Net…
UPDATE: Oh Steve, you’ve been a bad little monkey over there on N STILES ST (Or did you move to N WOOD AVE?) in LINDEN NJ…Mom and Dad (Eleanor and William) know about your SF days? You come off probation yet for your charge of UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF IMITATION FIREARM? Phone # still 908-943-7908, or did you get a new one? And by the way, Happy Birthday a little early (13th of this month)! And changing your DOB and SSN by 1 digit doesn’t really do much, the computers cross index by residence and a host of other factors, so that trick of changing your SSN from 152-84-xxxx to 132-84-xxxx didn’t do any good.
Don’t make me angry Steve, you wouldn’t like me when I am angry. Dude, I will go all Bruce Banner on your GI Joe ass. So, write a nice little apology, you can post it in the comments, or send it to Admin@Thisainthell.us. I’ve got more fun here, should I share it Steve?
EDIT x2: And what in the holy name of Spongebob’s necrofiliac Aunt is this huge ball of wombat sperm?
EDIT: Is this shittard wearing a turtleneck?
Earlier, back in Gotham….
This morning, in the dawn air, I saw it, the douchebag bat signal. I swooped in and found this asshat.
Introduction
I maybe outmand but never out numbered, Country boy whose hunting skills were honed on his grandparent’s farm.He live for the hunt
Bragging rights
I love to kill terrorists when they try stupid shitOccupation
U.S. Army Spec Ops. (APO Wolfpack)
Employment
Um yeah, ok. When not killing terrorists who do stupid shit, he’s also a ninja.
Dude can sneak in through your window and knock up your chihuahua without even making a sound.
Does have a sweet beard though.
Heroes like this need all the publicity they can get, so, please go forth and find all you can on Steve “Dusty/Snake Eyes” Jordan. He may be from Linden NJ.
Places to start your search:
Google profile.
Flicker page.
Facebook.
More mental illness after the jump.
Extra points to the first person that finds pictures of him in a hot tub with a weatherman and a dead guy with a dog collar on.
This dude is hella fun….here he is before his mission to take out Cobra HQ:
Snake Eyes, you ever shot a machine gun on peyote? Fuggin badass man.
Here he is doing his best Cross-Dresser Barbie imitation:
This may or may not be his current look:
His name is Steve A. Jordan, and he is from Linden. We’ll get his DD214, if someone could look up on AKO. Also, I know a PI in New Jersey, so I will do a background check.
Baghdad = Mom’s House. Tell me this isn’t the same house.
Category: Phony soldiers, Politics, Shitbags
Oh, and to all of my REAL fellow veterans.. a happy late Veteran’s Day. Proud to have served with you all, one way or the other.
I’m in the NJARNG in Afghanistan right now. This scumbag has somehow managed to make NJ look even worse, if you thought that was even possible. Snookie, Situation, and now Steve Jordan. Thanks assholes.
Mr. Jordan is on our radar and will be taken care of. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/885/petition-to-arrest-and-prosecute-under-the-stolen-valor-act/
I have seen many videos and pics taken in Iraq by real deal soldiers as well as numerous embedded media photographers. Why is it I have never seen any houses with aluminum/vinyl siding in any of those?
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I’ve been trying to.get this guy for almost a year since I got out of infantry school and i met him at godfather airsoft my unit (the one he claimed be from at the time) 50th Brigade 2-113th INF I’m over at the HHC in riverdale nj he tried fucking with my drill schedule claiming to be a master sergeant then not even a month later said he was a 1st sergeant my unit isn’t to happy about him trying to take advantage of there privates I’m a pfc reported him to my section sergeant who works for the dod police at picattiny arsenal showed him this site now my section.sergeant is very pissed thank you all really appreciate it
1st of all in the picture in his CLASS As…. The shoulder patch is the 101st.As a member of the 101st you dont wear low quarters you wear jump boots bloused. 2nd him pictured in a sheriff’s tact uniform. I think we could have him as impersonating a law enforcement officer
next thing… His so call Flight badge. Thats pilot wings… call I call BULL SHIT on him again
The nerve of this poser “STOLEN VALOR” at it best.They need to send him to the front lines in Afghanistan and put him on point.Piece of Shit First Class nice rank for him.
one more thing to notice .The weapon he is taking pictures with is the same on in his sheriff get-up as his other so-call military uniform.What an ass clown
TF- please contact me- I started the petition to have him arrested and now have 2000+ signatures. Ready to turn it to the FBI and DOJ, could use your help. Have others that have seen him and will testify as well. awells.seo AT gmail.com
I have been having a field day blasting this guy on FBhe is such a tool I so wish I was on our side of the planet and could look his ass up survail him and pounce when the time is right!
wow… what a fucking fag, I just read and went through all of this, (I know a few guys aside from myself who would love to beat the shit out of this guy, I have had some good friend DIE in that uniform, and yet he disgraces it… what a oxygen thief.
I will say this though, I’m glad I aint the only one who spit their drink on their screen.
so this guy thinks he was a scout? on his class A’s pic hes wearing a blue cord. Infantry unit or not (no offense to our infantry brothers) aint no fucking Cav Scout gonna wear anything infantry blue let alone a blue cord. Also, the pic is a lil blurry but does he have disks under his brass? i thinkim gonna hurl.
He now has pictures posted of himself wearing and disgracing the 42ID patch NYARNG, and the 172ndCAV VTARNG. I wouldnt mind meeting this pos face to face with a few of my good friends.
We all should post on his FB blog.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Steve-Jordan/276899312340405
Is that a blank-firing adapter on his weapon? Also, looks like some BF brass coming out of his weapon.
Here is a commercial from Godfather Airsoft. Stevie here is in the commercial (around the 1:00 mark) At the end of the commercial is the address and phone number of the store of where he works.
http://www.godfatherairsoft.com/Godfather-Airsoft-Commercials-s/516.htm
Dont know if someone else posted this but he put this up on his facebook “I Now Have Skype The Name Is : DustyMOH on skype come add and chat with me later on in a few hours when i get home”
Please call this company and ask them why they would employee such a person.
Godfather Airsoft
PH: (732) 529-5284
Toll Free: (877) 745-8370
Email: Support@Godfatherairsoft.com
I had it in with him on Facebook the other day. I run the group “Military Fakers Hall of Shame” and he had the balls to join. Me and several others called him out, and I eventually had to block him. Now, he sends me messages on my personal page admitting to being a poser and telling me of others. I signed the petition on pownetwork. I actually served (and continue to do so) and people like him disgrace the rest of us.
He is nothing more than a skidmark on the world’s jockey shorts. Why would the owner or manager of the store care? He’s probably in a camo diaper and running around in the store with Stevie playing bang-bang.
“Steve” is one of the “Random Techs”, comes in usually on the weekends, according to the guy on the phone. But, when I asked for “Steve”, that set “John” to stuttering before coming up with the weekend thing. Told him that “Steve” had helped me with a problem with my Echo, and wanted more of his advice.
haha thats funny becuse i read a review from some kid about the “tech service” and he stated the guy was a dick and didnt know shit about how to repair his rifle..
I know this guy is one of those airsoft cosplayers who get into there thing but he crossed the line along time ago. He sent me a friend request sometime last yr and after looking at his page and pictures, I had made a comment to him that his shit was in the breeze and did not add up. He said it was his cosplay thing. But he had made post on other forums that he was at Bragg and was getting ready to deploy again and then next thing you know he was at some convention dressed as GI Joe. Does he need an ass kicking yes, Does he need some mental help yes. THis guy is a POS and one of these days hes going to be at one of these cosplay conventions and someone is going to deploy on his head. I would say on his ass but he would like that.I sent his profile and other links to every on with a Facebook page on GTMO one could only hope that ass clowns like that could be a guest for a few yrs there.
Come at me bro
One can only hope this clown gets dealt with in true jersey style. his worthless corpse found in a landfill!
This cretin runs a site called the silent wind of doom on facebook as you will see from the pictures he is still playing waltermitty with mostly the same walmart tac gear (lol) More Serious he is abuseing both US and Brit vets with his band of retards and claiming to have :been out there: the douchebag posts peoples family pics on his site if they get to close to home, time you boys were getting this douchbag shutdown, Best Regards from the sandpit.
Actually, he doesn’t run the Silent page…just sayin.
I WAS the `st sgt of “B” Troop 5-117th Cav from 1994 to 1998 and served in the Jersey Guard from 1984 till I went ti IRR in 1998 and I never heard of this so called person. I can’t do much now since I am down range. Bu I know the 102d CSM , was a Scout Sqaud then Platoon sgt when I was with “B” Troop and I will reach out to him and see what can be done
LOL this guy is hilarious……i havent laughed so hard in my entire life.
I absolutely believe this guy is full of BS and he knows it. I’m thinking he’s laughing at all the people getting twisted up over his posts. Steve “Snake Eyes” Jordan is gonna get the last laugh – rock on, bro,
this ass has been saying for years he was in the army i went to high school with this ass hole
Andrew, is his name really steve jordan? I was under the impression that his page on facebook was just a troll account, you know? Like one to just piss folks off.
I really hope someone cuts this fuckers throat
His real name is Vigel Domanski
Hey everyone… This fake turd wagon has been pissing me off for months, got some info that this fake is not really named “Steve Jordan” His Name is Vigel Domanski….
#1. He did not go to basic, or he would have learned the Soldier’s Creed” and never forget it for as long as he lives.
#2. It would not be at Attention, it would be Parade Rest as an E-8 is a NCO and not an Officer.
#3. What is THE HALF RIGHT LEANING REST(They sure aint teaching that one at WLC)?
Do you mean:Half Left Face! Front Leaning Rest Position Move!
not Important Says:
1. I AM AN AMERICAN SOLIDER I AM A MEMBER AND AN UNIT OF A TEAM! i WILL NEVER ACCEPT DEFET I WILL ALWAYS PROTECT MY ARMS MY EQUPMENT AND MY SELF I WILL NEVER QUIT I VOW TO PROTECT EVERY MAN AND WOMAN AND CHILD WHO IS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN! I AM AN AMERICAN SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. HOOAH NOW GET AT ATTENTION
3. OR IN THE HALF RIGHT LEANING REST!!!!!!!!!!!
http://deliciousbass09.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/buffalo_bill_precious.jpg?w=436&h=478
It puts the Lotion in the basket!… Or else it gets the hose again. Maybe he is related to Buffalo Bill?
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September 15th, 2011 at 4:39 am
Wtf man, what are you twelve or something? Its some weird shit going on in new jersey. How come these guys never steal valor from the Coasties? Marine my ass, pick a branch dickwad.
http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/185148#58712.
Moms basement flogging a guy from comic con lmao
This POS is from my area and he’s been a poser for years. Noone really likes him, he takes a liking to little girls as well..I’m contacting his job and the nj state police. Also have calls into my cousin who is actively serving in the army to see what can be done. Ugh he seriously grosses me out . Sorry to all you who have served and are still serving. I’m doing my part to bring down scum like this. Much respect
Nice maternity top jackass.
I know this is a dead thread, but this dude just looks like some loser who likes to play dress-up, vice someone that anybody is taking seriously as a Ranger.
In the last few days he was glorifying SGT Bales and he created a fake profile of bales. so how many people were inspired to join the Taliban because of GITMO? this guy clearly wants soliders to die
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceK0fPMJ2Ec&feature=youtube_gdata audio of steve calling into the chad and rhail show on the open bawr radio network, in this call steve claims vietnam service … also gets hungs up when questions get tough … “steve how old are you?”
… Listen, ya know what nvm, I would throw steve my vote on this one, but I know steve jordan, lemme rephrase that I know that there are known knowns and known unknowns, but you can never have an unknown unknown ya know what figure it out on your own
I saw this awhile back and was eventually banned from his facebook page for calling him out.
Anyway… He probably posted on Civil Affairs pages because there actually is a Steven Jordan of note with a CA background… he was the director of the Joint Interrogation Debriefing Center at Abu Ghraib prison during the unpleasantness there. He was court marshalled for his role at Abu Ghraib, issued a reprimand by judge and by the Commander of the Military District of Washington.
So this guy is attempting to impersonate a field grade officer who was convicted of basically being a horrible and lazy leader in association with his involvement in what amounts to one of the biggest black eyes that the military has ever been given.
LOL.
This is sad. You fuckers really need a new hobbie then to tear Steve down like this. So he cos-plays as snake eyes big deal.
While you flakes, fakes and bone heads need to make sites like this so you can sleep better at night.
THIS is the bullshit. Leave Steve alone.
No Anonymous, Stevieboy stepped on his own little bitty, teeny tiny, dick. He and you are sad! Those of us that are veterans here are honorable men and women. We SERVED in real life. We didn’t take phony photos around a house with vynal siding claiming to have been in the shit. You want us to leave Stevieboy alone? Tell him to admit his fraud and apologize for his lies and we’ll forgive him. MAYBE.