Meet Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich
Someone at the RTB sent me these pictures with a story about how this guy showed up for his son’s stepfather’s graduation from basic training at Fort Benning dressed like this. According to our source, the MPs escorted his monkey ass off post;
Notice that on the desk in the last picture, the nose picker even had a Green Beret to round out the ensemble. I’m surprised the MPs didn’t shoot him on sight out of fear.
“He’s coming right at us!!”
Added: His real name is Nick Androsky according to someone who found his Facebook profile . Check his photos “Routine Patrol” and the one of him jumping at 30,000 feet from the Space Shuttle, I suppose.
Second Add Sporkmaster: Just to remove any questions about the Combat Badges crossing over from Army to Air Force that the regulations do not allow it. This is on page 149.
Permanent assignment denotes non TDY status. This rule also applies to other badges or patches i.e., Army Combat Patches earned or awarded by sister service components. Upon Permanent Change of Station (PCS) to an Air Force unit the member will remove them.
Also anyone who has received the CIB, CMB, CAB, or CAR can have it converted to the new Combat Action Medal. (Which our resident POS is wearing on the top row next to the Silver Star.)
Scott sends these screenshots of his Facebook Wall before he tore it down;
ADDED 6-21-2011: The guy at “Copy All” has uncovered Androsky’s appeal for his court martial, apparently for drug use back in 2004. Thanks to Chris for the link.
ADDED July 20, 2011: We have Androsky’s actual military records, now.
Category: General Whackos, Phony soldiers
Ryky: How do you know that? What do you base you stupid-assed statement on?
you’re a douche-nozzle.
Everyone here got it all wrong. He earned those playing MW2
I can’t make out the name tag… does it say “Chuck Norris”?
What the hell was fuckbag thinking…since we are all allowed to give ourselves rank and medals…imma make a few up and mix match army marine corps and navy uniforms…i hope this fucker gets hit by a very large bus that is travelling very slowly
Some Federal Judge decided that “somehow” the stolen valor act violates the 1st Amendment’s guarantee of free speech. How exactly this law, intended to prohibit individuals from wearing ribbons, medals, etc. that they didn’t earn violates anyone’s rights is beyond my power of reasoning. I hope no one took this fellow seriously – he looks like a bad caricature from a cheap Sci FI movie, or an extra in the low budget flick…”Invasion of the Medal Snatchers”. They guy can’t even square away a tie properly – and no one wears Desert Boots with a Blue USAF Uniform.
Love it John!! you just made my morning!
S/F
Taco
He was just an airmen when he went through the stargate with with Col. Jonathan O’Neil. I bet you he’s served on numerous missions with Chief Casey Ryback and Maj. Scott McCoy… what a bad ass
This dude needs a reservation to a room with soft, pink walls…at the very LEAST they should’ve taken him out back and BTLS out of him…brave new world we live in. I thought crap like this was against the law…if it ain’t, it outta be.
Loser in blue. That’s all that is. I don’t feel sorry for him. He’s a douche.
Reread the story…it says he attended his Step-dads Basic Training graduation. He shouldn’t have been taken off post. He should have been locked up.
I wonder why he didn’t bother buying a Ranger tab. Couldn’t afford it after the rest of the BS?
Gosh, what a dweeb….he sure spent alot of money at the BX/PX for his fruit salad garden. Imposter should be in jail due to the “Stolen Valor” law.
I hope he gets help.
This guy is the worst example of a PX Hero I have ever seen. Someone should put him away for a very long time, and then have Audey Murphy kick the crap out of him later.
He actually was a loadmaster with the 41st Airlift Squadron at Pope ADB in the early 90s dont know what happened to him though
Sorry about that Pope AFB
Wow…I think if he was legit, even chuck norris would be frightened of him! haha 32 and has more medals than a 30 year veteran… that’s just impressive. Artificial intelligence can never measure up to natural stupidity, this just proves it.
Update 2 – SrA (not MSgt) Androsky served from 2000-2006 at Pope AFB where he was kicked out for drug use, even more of a loser. Also that is six years not even long enough to get senior enlisted wings let alone chief ones.
Looking at those pictures all I could think of was “Run Forrest…RUN”
The technical nursing term for this putz is “Bravo Sierra Charlie” (Bat Shit Crazy)
@197 per his FB page that has now been removed…political affiliation is/was Libertarian…from what I can recall MetalBoy was just another anti-whatever along the lines of Kokesh and Chiroux….but wtf do I know…
anyways…your post is irrelevant to the topic at hand.
you want some cheez with that wine there?
PTSD?
Probably got PTSD from watching the “Band of Brothers”, “The Pacific”, and “Generation Kill” marathon on HBO.
A “battle” of mine pointed him out on your website and I have been perusing the posts on this Fartknocker.
Everyone is pointing out the 3 tours represented on the CIB (impossible) but are not realizing with the CFMB (Combat Field Medical Badge) with Star this is another 2 combat tours. Which I will point out is impossible to receive by any other MOSs; only Army Medic or SF 19Ds are eligible.
So that 5 (count ’em) 5 combat tours (in 2 different MOSs) this brain damaged individual is supposedly claiming.
SporkmasterThe Special Forces Medic is no longer able to recive the CMB as of 2005 per AR 600-8-22 DEC 11 2006. They will be eligible for the CIB.
Also there has only been one person to have a legit CMB with two stars and he is no longer with us. The number of people that hold the CIB with two stars is in the low hundreds. Also wearing the Air Force Combat Action Medal.
And do I mention the silver star (or is it overly buffed gold?) for his “combat jump” instead of a bronze star device?
Did he even really serve? If he did, be proud of the small time he did. I ve been in for just over a year as an aircraft mechanic and Im damn proud of what I do…even if I only have four measly ribbons and silver crewmember wings, I wear em with pride. Who needs a SilverStar and some 5 fake tours on your uniform when you have integrity you can wear?
More fun to blast him, or try to figure out the backstory to justify his accomplisments?
Obviously he got the Antarctica Service Ribbon while serving with the Airforce repelling the G’ould assult at the end of the Stargate series….
Looks like his facebook page is back up, but he’s keeping everything private now- maybe he got tired of people who have properly earned some of those medals he had on “harassing” him
I don’t think anyone would do something like this if he is his right mind.
This guy appears kind of disturbed or even mentally retarded. If he really is and if he was in the military it might as well be some kind of trauma.
That might make it more than just forgivable in my eyes.
I am seriously considering sending this douche a friends request on facebook. Even if I only get one shot at a comment it would be worth it. This a**hole has pissed on the memory of all those who have fought and died for this country. The more I read about him, the angier I get and I aint nice when I am angry!!!
I’d be curious to see the back of this guys blues uni. He has to have something attached to it. Jesus! get back on the meds brother!!
At least he left the NAVY out of the collection! Probably can’t swim. Lol
That is not legit, only officers receive Bronze Stars. This man is an imposter. He does look pretty bad ass though, for a PX ranger. Anyway, anyone who has done a tour or multiple tours knows, medals are totally lame. Medals and Ribbons are mostly given to people who do not earn them. Not all, but a good number. I have three combat tours, I have seen this over and over. Soldiers always get the “blanket awards” and leadership gets the Bronze stars and above. Napoleon said,”With a handful of ribbons I can conquer all of Europe”. Awards make soldiers act like little kids if they do not get them.
Sporkmaster: Have to disagree with the Bronze Star only for Officers, yes it is uncommon but I have seen lower level enlisted and NCOs recive them. But I think that because the award are part of the promotion system that if ones does not have many awards hurts people.
I just have one question.
What was he thinking???
BTE–not true. When I was on Holland in Guam back in the early 90’s, a Gunner’s Mate was awarded a BSM with “V” for leading a bunch of guys out of an Iraqi minefield during Desert Storm.
IS1(SS)–No kidding. How come you nearly never hear about phonies wearing fish? Whatever.
And what were you riding to get your fish?
HOLY SHEEP SHIT BATMAN!
OMG!
What was this guy thinking? Like no one would catch on? Retired Army, 21-years, and work on post with alot of other fellow retirees. We got a serious good laugh out of this. I think the most common phrase was “WTF?”, and “Where can we sign up to kick his ass”
Is anyone going to claim this “dirtbag”? He sure set his son up for a rough start to a career in the US Armed Forces. This guy has more awards than “Chesty” Puller, scary!
Would not be hard to put this guy in for action under the Stolen Valor Act.
Nope. Not since the Supreme Court ruled that unless he’s using the uniform for “personal gain”, you can pretty much run around dressed like you want. HOWEVER, he would’ve had to have an ID card to get on post-that’s fraud and a felony.
I agree, his expressions and body language indicate mental illness rather than fraud-as do his rantings on his Facebook page.
Still, as an AF guy with actual being-shot-at-on-the-ground experience would LOVE to confront him; especially with some of my SF buds. Green Beret, sheesh…
He looks like some some kind of a Chinese General dressing up for Halloween
BTE: Really? Only officers get Bronze Stars is wrong. I know a lot of NCOs who have BSMs, BSM/V and higher. Interesting that of all the MOH for OIF/OEF, none have been officers. Only a handful of the DSCs too.
LMFAO…No Scuba Badge? Ranger Tab? Where is his Trident? His bus drivers badge? FU@$ the only thing missing is his Hockey Helmet.
what is sad about this wanabe nutbag is his desire to be noticed. the only jacket he deserves to wear is a white one with the arms strapped together!!!!!
@Travis- LT Michael Murphy, USN. MoH, OEF.
Maj Mark E. Mitchel, USA, DSC, OEF
CW4 Keith Yoakum, USA. DSC, OIF (Posthumous)
CW5 David Cooper, USA. DSC, OIF
1LT Walter, Johnson, USA. DSC, OIF
COL Charles Coffman, USA. DSC, OIF
Valor knows no rank.
Hey~ dude woke up a hero~~Just like 98% of DC!
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Man!!! I am soooo glad I bought all that stock in AAFES/Military Clothing before retiring.. I can rest easy and live off my investment with this guy buying everything on display… Oh-oh wait! Did he buy any General Stars, JCS or CINC cookie badges??? Those cost a pretty penny…. Ok now where are those Seals, D Force and Rangers when we have a REAL LIVE TARGET for practice???
Oh good Flying Spaghetti Monster! That’s so insane I can’t get angry. He still needs a beating, but just for his own good.
But where’s his Order of the Patriotic War and a Victoria Cross? His awesomeness surely is a transnational, multi-dimensional phenomenon. Perhaps those are on his OTHER uniform, the one with all the Super Sekrit awards he can’t talk about unless he kills you afterwards 😉
and his facebook page is down again- gee, what a surprise
I have 20 yrs in the AF…and I’m sitting at my desk giggling like a 16 year old girl! “soup sandwich”…heheheh Even a civilian would be able to tell this guy is totally jacked up! WTF, WTH and wow…just don’t even begin to cover this one…what an a$$hat!
C’mon, Snuffy–he doesn’t look THAT far out of place for Chair Force–after all, you guys give yourselves ribbons for GRADUATING BOOT CAMP.