Mark Wayne Tiemann; Round Marine found
Well, it took more than two years, but we finally identified the Round Marine. His name is Mark Wayne Tiemann and he lives in Las Cruces, New Mexico. He was identified by a neighbor who has heard all of his wild ass stories and he’s seen the uniform in the picture above.
But here’s a picture of him without the phony finery (notice the USMC tattoo);
Yep, he was a Marine, but he was discharged as a Sergeant back in 1992 with seven years of service;
His real awards are somewhat fewer than what he’s sporting on the picture above;
Here’s a side-by-side comparison of the two photos for doubters;
Thanks to everyone who participated in the successful conclusion of this particularly long hunt.
Category: Phony soldiers
Mark’s Phone is: 575-526-3862
A semi-polite woman will probably answer. We had a discussion, no yelling, perhaps someone else can talk some sence into her and/or him.
If not I am going full bore NUCLEAR on his dumb ass!
Like B&B …
That is Banks and Bernath!
BREAK …. can we get a WANTED POSTER on this GUY!
Meetings are held at 9:00 AM on the 2nd Saturday
at
VFW Post 3242
2001 N. Mesquite Street
Las Cruces, New Mexico 88001
(575) 527 – 0443
Shep gave me this quote from an old friend of his from the Ranger:
“The Only People Who Are Mad At You For Speaking The Truth Are Those Who Are Living A Lie.” – Dean Sevigny / PHCS
So Mark, you are RUINING a good thing by continuing with this sinine behavior or yours. Knock it off or suffer the consequences, you dumpster diver, because you REALLY don’t want me OR Shipley coming after you.
@98 ChipNASA,
I’ll wait for Fearless Leader to task me; he’s given me two to mull over when I get some spare time (a bit hectic now … oops, lunch break is over, back on my head), but that was before Mark Wayne Tieman’s name became known.
Anyone have hard data on height/weight, hair/eyes … In case this gets bumped to the top o’ th’ list?
–ghpNASA
@120, MCPO Ret.: Wanted Poster….
Master Chief, I’m up to my neck in alligators for the remainder of today. I’ll see if I can get in early tomorrow (before 9:00 … hey! this is Silicon Valley, after all).
–ghp
Height – Not So Much
Weight – A Lot
Hair – Few (like a little boy)
Eyes – Darting Left and Right a Across the Room
Damn! Syslexia dtrikes again!
Change 1.
From: @120
To: @102
–ghp
“Don Shipley ain’t shit to him.”
Um, I kinda think Tiemann’s gonna regret saying that. And I think Don’s gonna have fun with this one – especially when he sees the original photo of RM (AKA Tiemann) in all his glory . . . .
BUD/S Class 139. Should be easy enough for Don to check. (smile)
Don is on a trip right now, according to what he told me yesterday when we talked on the phone, so Mark might get a couple of days reprieve.
Double-damn: Stupidity Strikes!
Change 2.
From @102
To @101.
Hell! I’ll try to do it tomorrow, whatever the posting number was.
(@_@)
–ghp
@97. I reckon the local ATF office needs to be notified that he may pose a threat since he has PTSD and is a licensed gun dealer (?) That may be a disqualifying factor as far as his license is concerned.
Hokayyyy …. I’ve got 75% of the poster done: all the big items.
I NEED some supporting fire. Nicknames, height/weight — a bit more pinpoint than what MCPO Ret gave me earlier (but will use if nothing further comes along … and besides … MCPO is witty).
Uh-oh, gotta un-ass the AO and get outta Dodge; popping smoke as we speak.
–ghp OUT
@112:
He is also known as: SSG Blubbernuggets; The Fatsinator. Known to receive mail addressed to the Sugar Bowl.
MCPO NYC USN,
Try the site below; it has the best investigative reporter in New Mexico, Larry Barker. He gets on a story and it is bad. He can tear a person a new one almost as bad as you can. If he takes the story there will be PSTD happening.
IE: Poser Spotlighting and Traumatic Disclosure.
http://krqe.com/contact-us/
reportit@krqe.com
@ Hondo. Yeah 19 Marines, according to Mark attended and graduated. 100% grad rate.
Oh and I spoke to a real grad of 139. He was not a Marine.
Yep a retired Commmand Master Chief SEAL who I met a few years back.
But we don’t have the classified records.
@#94 Elizabeth Davis: Got a link to his facebook page? I can’t pull him up.
@87 and @96: funny funny stuff, Chip and OAE. Humping orcas!
@Frankly Opinionated
https://www.facebook.com/mark.tiemann.56
@112: hmmm. ‘Wanted in Las Vegas, NV for eating entire buffets, including fixtures and attendants.’ ‘Received the Double Cross for nighttime raids on military surplus stores.” ‘Wanted at McMurdo Sound for inappropriate touching of orcas, king penguins, walruses, and elephant seals; wanted in Florida for unlawful ‘marriage’ to an underage manatee.’ Those help?
@ 114. Done. Paul got it.
Hang up on me and you are fuchted for life!
Master Chief, just tell me who would have the NERVE to hang up on you besides your ginger kid?
“All he lives for is the Marines Corps.”
Then maybe he shouldn’t have crapped all over his service by gallivanting around in that pretend uniform.
Mark,
I know you are watching this site. I’ve been waiting for two years for you to get dimed out for that jack-assed attempt at replicating Chesty Puller. Seeing as we have seen the FOIA, why don’t you stop with the retired crap. And all the swag, Good God! You were a Sergeant with honorable service! Oh well, with the sniper claims, I’m going to have to forward you to a buddy of mine way up in the Corps’ sniper community. Not that he’ll do anything, but he could use the laugh of your fat ass crawling in for the shot. You have been identified. You have pissed people off. Unlike your brother, William Derek Church, you need to be smart, come clean, and get this behind you. Real lifer pigs can be assholes to ass monkeys like yourself, and are quite adept at pushing the misery into aspects of your life you haven’t even thought of yet.
This really confirms it, its the CHINS !! BANKS, CHURCH, and this ASSHAT.. WTF Is Every Fat Fuck in America a Hero we have never heard of ???
@119
LMAO
@125: Master Sergeant, I am a fat f**k, but I’m no hero. Maybe I’m the only one!
113nbcguy54 @112: “Known to receive mail addressed to the Sugar Bowl.”
That’s some seriously funny shit. Can I use that line? With attribution, of course.
The only reason that Mark Wayne Tiemann would donate blood is for the free donuts.
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Oh my Good Lord, this Fk’ing TURD!!! Let’s recap since this has exploded in recoird time: 1) Senior Chief Don Shipley ain’t shit to Mark Wayne Tiemann. I beg to differ. No data points necessary. The Senior Chief is the real deal – as so many have come to know. Shittin’ that Budweiser out of your ass won’t be painless or easy, jackass, but it will pass out. 2) MCPO NY ain’t shit to Mark Wayne Tiemann. Umm, I know you are here lurking shit-stain, so google Daniel A Bernath and then google GREGORY CHARLES BANKS. I’m not qualified to classify our MCPO NY, but I’d rank his tenacity up there with a Honey Badger. One with a terminal case of the clap and a bad attitude. So there you go. Hung up on him twice did you? Good luck with that. I pity the fool. Not really. 3) I have a secondary MOS of OU812 – Combat Psychic. My reading for you is as follows: You’re Fk’d. Period. 4) So you have a business involving firearms. We’ll see about that shortly, and if you do posess a FFL, we’ll see how your clients and the ATF feel about your fakery. If you DO posess a FFL, that will be shorty dealt with as well. Moral Terpiture anyone? 5) This really bothers me. No way in hell do I believe this jackass ever attended a formal Marine Corps Ball in that bullshit suit of his. No Fk’ing way. I’ve attended dozens of Balls, I’m a G’Dm CWO for F sake, and many times I’ve attended twice a year with my wife’s command as well. Please: Taco, MGySgt Ret, all Marines following this thread, I beg you: Back me up on this. No FK’ING WAY would this ass-clown pass the SgtMaj/MGySgt/1stSgt/ and senior NCO’s and ANY officer in this bullshit rig without being called to task. If it actually happened I would be embarrassed to post on this site ever again. 6) Fk 5), I’ll still post, but I’d have to use my indoor voice. G’Damn AirCav, I’ve exceeded my KC… Read more »
Mark Wayne Tieman the roly-poly Round Marine, like many other lardasses exposed here, looks like THE MOST DANGEROUS THING that could happen to a box of day old jelly doughnuts! I bet he too, could SUCK the cream filling out of a Hostess Ding Dong or Twinkie at 600 meters or SUCK the icing off a cake OR doughnut from 1100 meters away!!
@130: CWORet., if I remember reading correctly, roundy tried twice to get into Marine Corps Balls wearing that clownsuit, and both times he was stopped at the door by incredulous Marine senior NCOs who would not permit him to enter; roundy got huffy, but decided to vacate the premises on both occasions…
@CH He was stopped at one Marine Corps Ball by a Navy Master Chief who said not only no but Fuck NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@CH Correction it was one of us Crazy Eights that stopped him. Navy Senior Chief.
That is affirmative. Go back to original post. It is chronicalled there. Damn I hate spelling. Focus. Yes so Marine Corps ball this scuttlefuck shows up and meets a bunch of real USMC Senior NCO’s and a handfull of Navy Chiefs. The photo of the back of a dudes head (I wonder what he said to him) with this rotting mollusk in back ground was the night they caught him. He even went back home to retrieve his DD-139. Ooppss Freudian slippage. DD-214. So they laughed at him snapped some photos and sent him home to play in sand box.
Only 2 jobs available in las cruces. Border patrol or truck stop flunkie.
They will get us on harrassment.
Wait…why does that sound so familiar?
Yep, he was a Marine, but he was discharged as a Sergeant back in 1992 with seven years of service;
That’s the worst part. Bad enough when it’s some punk that never put on a uniform, but when it’s people who should know better…there’s the real betrayal.
@124, USMC 1stSgt you’d a jacked this ass-clown up too, wouldn’t you? If he showed up at your Ball? Sheez, this guy. Luckily, he’s pissed off and hung up on a much scarier guy than me.
Whew, blood pressure back to normal, guys. Ok. He attempted and failed to access a Ball or two, and was turned away most ricky-tick. Thanks to our brothers out there (Navy and MC aparrently took the TURD to task). I’d have wasted a good keyboard if I thought for a minute he passed through. M’Kay. I’ll let the Dogs of War take care of this one. Feelin’ the burn yet ‘nozzle? You called the wrong set of eyes on your ass. This post (yes, and the whole site) is on my ‘everyday read’. So ya had to open the Seventh Seal didn’t you?
“And I heard a Great Voice out of the temple saying to the Seven Angels: Go your ways, and pour out the vials of the wrath of God upon the .
Messed it up now, didn’t you?
You sir, are F’kd.
P.S. TURD!!!
@138: Hung up on one BAMF (the Master Chief), and disrespected the Trinity (says Senior Chief, Diane and The Hair ain’t $h!t to him). He’s making all the right moves.
Oh my Lord, EXPH help me… I’m too pissed to post. Edit my last: The wrath of TAH upon the Mark Wayne Tiemann of the earth.”
As a E-5, I would have called the 1st Sgt. or Sgt. Major to verify my doubts. You are a disgrace to the Corps and the NCO ranks. Take off all the bling, rank now. I would very much like to instruct in any manner needed to get you to understand how bad you are jacked up. Think that you are out and cannot be punished for this shit. You have pissed a lot of relentness poeple who will bring great shame and make you infamous. I , myself would not anger the readers of TAH. Master Chief from NYC, Senior Chief Shipley Are really bad news, great friends worse emenies. Write out a real apologly stating your misdeeds one by one. Turn in your fake uniforms with the fake rank and awards. Keep the ones you did earn. The turn in should be at one of the VSOs, Am Legio, VFW or Marine Corps League.You really do not want these poeple after yuor hide. Joe
Well said, Joe!!
Mark Wayne Tiemann, just look at some of the other threads on posers and/or embellishers here, messing with this crowd is akin to walking around starving pit bulls wearing underwear made of raw meat!! You’re a toy poodle messing with Sheepdogs!
@Hack: Yea, he pissed off the most tenacious people I’ve ever had the priviledge to converse with. (And I’ve never conversed with the Shipley; just acknowledged his hair from a distance). I thought my uncle was a bad-ass MoFo, (AWCS Ret) but the MCPO is on a higher plane of existence. He is BAMF. He has BAMF connections. He has more apparrent time for fking with turds than anyone I know. And he is successful. Very successful.
Hey Mark Wayne Tiemann:
“Why am I talking to you? Who is in authority here? You still don’t get it, do you? He’ll find you! That’s what he does! That’s ALL he does! You can’t stop him! He’ll wade through you, reach down your throat, and pull your fuckin’ heart out!!!” /Terminator favorite line
Glad my name isn’t Mark Wayne Tieman. Aspirin ingested. Turning over the watch to the night shift for now. CWO out…
CWO, it’s like that old John Wayne line: “Life is hard. It’s a lot harder when you’re stupid.”
For some reason, I’m reminded of that almost every time I visit TAH.
Mark Wayne Tiemann, you’ve made some very,very, bad decisions. Stealing the Valor and Honor of the countless men and women who have served this country,many of them making the ultimate sacrifice. You see, you don’t get to ride on their coat tails and we’ll stop you in your tracks. You are tangling with a close knit community of, mostly, armed service personnel, past and present. We will expose your lies and make an example of you in a very public way. You can stop but only if you have the balls to come clean, if you choose to stay on your path, the results are not going to be pretty. We rarely forgive and we never, ever forget.
Mark Wayne Tiemann, are you trying to be stupid, or does it come to you naturally? You’re messing with a crowd that will ride you harder than a five cent hooker on a payday weekend, and if you think we’ll back down, you’re nuttier than two dozen buckets of squirrel shit! Your train is a comin’ and you’re in for one nightmare of a ride, just look at what’s happened to others who tried to play the “Billy-Bob Badass Game” with us!! You’ve shat in your own bed, now it’s time for you to wallow in it!!
CWORet, yes I would have had my own personal ball with this turd. The fun part is I go to Bliss quite a bit for work. I usually post as TankBoy. I’m an armor guy. A buddy of mine was a shooter in the Corps and passed away, so we visit his folks in Las Cruces when in town. I would LOVE to run into this turd on the street. Not necessary, though, as I told him it’s funny how a bunch of pissed off lifers can jack your world up from directions unfathomed. Getting out in ’92, I guess he forgot that lesson when on the phone with the Master Chief. Sucks to be him.
Time to revisit the commentary on if this clown can be in this year’s tournament?
“BAMF”…took me a few but finally broke the code. That’s good.
OK … New Project …
Markee Boyee!
@ 144 Thanks … You should blame Jonn for me not me. Jonn gives us the platform and Al Gore gave us the interweb!