Wanted; Daniel A. Bernath
Editor’s Note: Apparently someone has broken into TAH past our multiple levels of defense. I assume it is satire, but we are looking into it. I only know that none of us did this. And Satire is apparently an absolute defense to all libels and slanders. One of the greatest legal minds of any generation told us that, so it must be true.
We’ll work on finding out who it is.
Here’s your wanted poster for Daniel Bernath who was never a Chief Petty Officer honorably or otherwise. MCPO NYC got an email from CDR John W. White, USN (Ret), who is the President of the National Association of Naval Photography, you know the group that Bernath claims bestowed upon him an “Honorable” Chief Petty Officer rank. Well, Commander White sends;
The National Association of Naval Photography (NANP) has never conferred the title of “Honorary Chief Petty Officer” upon anyone. Therefore, we would have no official records substantiating Mr. Bernath’s claim concerning the title. Please note that only the Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy has the authority to confer such a title.
D’oh! Who thought that someone would check, right?
Oh, did I mention that Daniel Bernath, is going to be “Gregory Banks famous” in a few days? Well, he will.
Category: Phony soldiers
@98 – in the other thread there is info about a lawsuit that Danni-Boi is involved in down in CA concerning Yelp and a lawsuit that he filed in OR (link is on comment 410 in the other Danni-Boi post). Post 561 and other also have more info on Danni-boi’s legal prowess…
Most discovery is done post-filing in a civil suit. A subpoena of business records would most likely be post-filing. It may be different in other jurisdictions, but failure to answer a subpoena in a civil matter generally doesn’t result in going to jail. Most likely it would involve a sanction from the court in the form of a fine. If the defendant is represented by counsel, the lawyer is generally the one who gets sanctioned. But not always. Note that in this case, the court decision was solely deciding whether Yelp had to turn over the names, it did not address the merits of the case, i.e. were the statements defamatory. In a defamation case, burden is on the plaintiff to prove the statements were false. So, in the discovery process, he would have to produce evidence in the form of records, testimony, etc. to prove his case. That would be after the filing of the suit.
Help me out here, Clairatt. The Yelp case Bernath cited above was in VA state court – not Federal court. How does that establish a damn thing regarding precedent for a case in Federal or OR state court?
Well, I wish I could say this simply, and I’ll try. A Federal Court can hear a case, but apply state law. An example would be in a diversity of citizenship case. If the plaintiff is from Tennessee and the defendant is from Virginia, a Federal court in Virginia could have jurisdiction over the PARTIES, but would likely apply Virginia state law. Unless the case itself was a federal question, i.e did the defendant violate some right of the plaintiff protected by federal law. So, if a Federal court decides a case applying Virginia law, that decision would establish precedent in another Federal case applying Virginia law. It would actually have some authority in a Virginia state court case, but the state court would always look to its own decisions first. It would have just about zero authority in an Oregon state court. If you want me to just send you over the edge: if an Oregon resident enters into a contract with someone and the contract specifies that in the event of a dispute, Virginia law will govern, then it is possible that if the Oregon guy breaches the contract, he could be sued in his home state of Oregon and the Oregon court would apply Virginia law. This is why I quit being a damn lawyer.
Good gosh, I just read my own post. You guys hate me now, I know it. Geez, I was really trying to write that in plain language. That just sucked!
Clairatt: well, from what I’ve seen legal situations can get complicated. Sometimes they just can’t be expressed clearly in simple language.
Second question: don’t Federal courts have jurisdiction over suits between citizens of different states? Seems to me that’s implied by the language of Article 3 Section 2 of the Constitution.
Yes, that’s what I was referring to as a diversity case. But, the state courts are always open. I could sue you in state court and its up to you to remove it to federal court if I’m from another state. Otherwise, the state court will hear the case unless it doesn’t have jurisdiction for another reason. When you answer in the state court, you have submitted yourself to its jurisdiction. That’s a little bit of simplication, but pretty close.
I’m going to guess that Danny hasn’t had time to read about the trials, tribulations, and outcomes of our friend from Maryland yet. Take a look, Dan. A good tactician always reviews the previous battles against the same opponent. I’m guessing you haven’t bothered with it, which is why you went from lawyer to TSA ID checker.
108: re “outcomes of our friend from Maryland yet”. Did something happen that I missed? Was wondering about him and Monkey. They’ve been hull defilade of late.
SJ, the last that I heard was that Psul’s attempt to sue Jonn and TSO didn’t go over so well, like left the courtroom in cuffs. I’m guessing that it will be almost same with Danny, except that Danny didn’t go full bore stupid with the physical threats. I’m also guessing that Danny’s legal skills are on par with the real estate attorney that weasel dick hired, so expect similar results in Oregon.
Let’s just say that psulie-o the uncoolie-o experienced an epic fail, as Bobo so succinctly indicates, and left the courtroom in tears and handcuffs.
bernutsless, on the other hand, is engaging in threatening to sue TAH into the woodpile because the efforts of those who inhabit the Land that is TAH have uncovered stacks and stacks of documentation, including bernastypantsman’s own words quoted elsewhere, that he lies, cheats, steals from his own clients and then sues them when they try to get their settlement money out of him, and so on. The list of his documented offenses (including being a deadbeat daddy) is long and may almost be endless.
See, if I say you owe so-and-so an apology for trying to exact petty revenge on him because he outed you for stealing his copyrighted work and claiming it as yours, then you’d damned well better apologize and quickly, too. I say this because for some reason, Karma looks over my shoulder and gets right to work on assholes like bernutsless here if they don’t come clean and ‘fess up.
Birdbath Brnath is a paper shufflin’ cock smoker. The best thing he can hope for is to be a pain in the ass. None of his shit has any merit, they doesnt stop him from filing shit. He is the Law community’s version of a Nigerian Scammer. Instead of spamming emails he spams lawsuits.
Since he is such an egotistical fecal wart he convinces himself he can con the legal system. I wonder if this piece of shit has ever won a case other then SS disabilty ones.
Is there such a thing as chronic assholeism? Or is it an inherited thing? Whatever, dandan the bernastypantsman a/k/a daniel a bernath is a big ol’ poopyhead.
Oh, I can see it now. He’ll go file his complaint. When he’s asked about it he’ll say ‘They called me a big ol’ poopyhead’.
And the first witness up will say, when asked, ‘It’s true, your honor. bernath is a big ol’ poopyhead.’
And finally, I want to say this in all sincerity, before I leave for the evening:
DANIEL A BERNATH, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Danni-Boi… just let the reporter from the Oregonian talk to you, tell him/her your side of the story on your “honorable” status. Or are you afraid that they will start asking more questions about you, like why you haven’t talked to the FAA and NTSB about your accident in Sisters last September? Or why you were denied admission to the state bar? Or your issues with Judge Hyatt that were reported on in the ABA Journal?
You’re a FRAUD, LIAR and DEADBEAT DAD, Danni-Boi… truths that have been our there since 1998. You’re a petty man who has lied to get his way in life and has not an ounce of remorse in your body for anything you have done. You have defamed a man that served honorably with Navy SEALS by photoshopping your head on his photo and altered it to make the claim of “Honorary CPO”, which you know can only be confirmed on an individual by the MCPON. What’s worse is that you are living the “high” life, while blaming others for your lies and misfortunes (the frivolous lawsuit over your plane crash and your inability to calculate how much fuel you had… ground-school 101). You use the legal system to “terrorize” people into giving you money for any reason you can think of (and how many times has that worked???).
It’s time to get a clue, Danni-Boi… nobody is scared of you or your threats. You’re a bitter man looking for a way to make your “$10,000,000” and live the rest of your live in “luxury”. The truth about you is out there in the Internet… and you can’t hide from it.
P.S. Looks like Judge Hyatt has visited the site… probably laughing his ass off about your antics and lies… too bad he hasn’t filed suit against you for $20,000,000 for “pain and suffering”
Birdbath Bernath Akas Buttblast AKA Buttnasty, Your idiotic rant about how YELP was supposed to provide the names of reviewers who were actually competetiors to the company they were compteting against is not comparable to what goes on here.
1st and foremost, the opinons on this blog are nothing more then the posters dismantling your false claims with facts, namely your theft of another veterans image and self award of an honorary rank through an association that completely denies it even has the authority to grant that honor.
You have quite a history with YELP. First you tried to sue them to make rthem accountable for the content of what their reviewers wrote about the poor performance as a lawyer. That was laughed out of Court.
Now you have gathered a group of contributers and sued to get YELP to pat them $250 per article, though its clearly stated that contributers will not get compensated.
Hows the Lawsuit againts the Flight School, FAA and the Aircraft Manufacturing going?
I just finished reading the case where they dimissed, without predjudice all the charges you bought against six unnamed LEOs Judge Hyatt and the SSA
Im wondering if this collection or sordid rancid animal feces have ever won a case other rheb rthe ccasional didsboility clsims
Another interesting tidbit from his lawsuit against Judge Hyatt and the 6 unidentified LEOs. The Judge that threw out the case made it abundantly clear that Fartmiester Bernath had no excuse for listing the LEOs as “unknown” since it would have been easy to access records and identify who these officers were.
Buttnasty also claimed that he was illegally cuffed and had his left wrist damaged to the point he couldnt use it to insert his catheter later on, which caused him to have kidney failure.
You really were reaching werent you fuck face,Once again you were bitch-slapped by the judge who stated that LEOs may use handcuffs at their discretion, and even in your own statement you never asked the LEOs to loosen the cuffs or that they were injuring you.
Loser
I can’t wait to see this little bitch cry.
Am I the only one who looks at his scraggly-bearded face and thinks that it must be what a poorly groomed STD-ridden vagina of a 68 year old Russain Prostitute must look like?
@119 Old Dog…..
Thanks….Thanks a LOT…….:-P
*runs away from thread desperately grasping for bottle of mind bleach….*
/don’t. want. to. know. how. you. even…..
@119 Old Dog
http://blog.rentdirectnofee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/old-russian-lady.jpg
/lmfao
Oh, Christ on a crutch. I was with you, Old Dog, right up to post #119. That’s an image that will haunt my dreams. But I do get a good laugh whenever I see a pic of Burnedass now. I do look closer to see if there are any crabs crawling around that beard now.
ChipNASA, I appreciate the sentiments expressed by the babushka in the photo. In fact, I think her appearance is far more pleasing than that of the imbecile up at the top of the page.
Ooh! I just expressed an opinion, that bernutsless is an imbecile, didn’t I?
And note that Granny’s opinion, expressed in that photo of her, is a gesture in universal use, everywhere except Norkiland as the crew of the Pueblo found out. I suggest we all stand and send the middle-finger salute in the general direction of bernutsless the imbecile and Kim Jong-un, the clueless fat bastard in Norkland. They’re just about on a par with each other. They’re both large and stupid.
A little Wednesday love for my boy and yours, Daniel A. Bernath.
Dan…you were an ass hole on December 11, 2013 when your mug first hit this blog and guess what? You’re a bigger ass hole today. Your ass hole ratings go up with each passing day now. How’s that? Keep it up and you will eventually make it to “Honorary Ass Hole Of The Year”
@124 – honorary? No way! When it comes to ass holishness, Daniel A. Bernath is the real deal!
@125 MrBill…I defer to your definition. You are right sir. I forgot the ass hole scale goes in reverse order. The bigger ass hole he is the LOWER he goes toward the bottom of the Ass Hole’s list. Thanks for “smokin’ my ass” on that one. I really needed it. Won’t happen again sir. 😀
Oh … Dannyee Boyee,
Your time is near.
Daniel-san,
Since your old plane is in the body and fender shop, I took the liberty of locating a replacement plane for you.
http://www.dump.com/aircrafttest/
Daniel A. Bernath (DisHon): You are the poster child for bad lawyers. Long ago my biker friends and I knew a lawyer in Southern Louisiana whose main claim seemed to be that he never found a case that he couldn’t lose or majorly screw up. We kept him around so that we could use his letterhead, and I was usually the typist when we needed it. We damned sure didn’t want him writing for us. You seem to have about the same value.
You would probably evaluate a clients chances about as well as you evaluate the probability of making a flight to the fuel station.
You, by your actions, have shown yourself to be “LOSER” personified.
@128, OAE, YES, the “Oobla-booblala prototype number one” looks like the PERFECT plane for DANIEL A. BERNATH THE FAKE CPO! He can’t crash land that and sue someone because he ran out of fuel!
@Proud, having watched my brother build two (count ’em = 2) airplanes from scratch and fly both of them (and somewhere in my house, I have pictures of the initial launch and flight), I can agree that the Nigerian airplane is the perfect vehicle for bernutsless… after I get done laughing my ass off.
Ex-PH2: regarding chronic assholeism, AKA “anus absoluta et perfecta” – yes, that condition exists. In fact, some are born with the condition and never outgrow it.
I’ve even heard the phrase “walking, talking rectum” applied to extreme cases.
For examples, see . . . . aw, hell, we’ve seen so many at TAH. Pick the one of your choice. (smile)
Thank you, Hondo. It confirms what I suspected all along: dandan bernastypantsman is a big ol’ poopyhead personified.
Good morning, TAH.
I just wanted to post a notice here, to wit, that Sparks may be in absentia from roll call/muster because he’s out getting a wooden pegleg. You see, he ran into Moby Dick and found out it wasn’t a venereal disease, after all.
He’ll be ba-a-a-a-ck before too long.
bernutsless, you know what a crap weasel is? I sure hope so, because you’re the biggest crap weasel I’ve run into in a long time. And you smell like stinky feet and pickle juice.
@134 Ex…you’re my gal and always will be! <3 😀 I am kinda busy getting ready for surgery Monday morning 6AM but I will keep tabs here as long as possible. Who knew? Moby Dick isn't a scorching case of the clap!!!
In other blogs and things <3 shows up as a pink heart so please imagine one there. 😀
Sparks: best of luck, amigo. Please keep us posted (or have someone keep us posted) as to your status.
Good luck Sparks.
Sparks,
Best wishes. Let us know if you need anything. I mean it,anything at all
Good luck, dude…
My point of contact…Ex-PH2. I will let her know anything that happens…unless I don’t wake up or something 😀 and she will pass it on for me. She’s got my six on this while the medics are all over me. “Where’s that Medivac?!” 😀
One big score…I get Morphine AND Dilaudid in the hospital. You should all be thankful I will not have access to my laptop! 😀 It might not be pretty.
My Best Wishes as well, Sparks, lemme know if there’s anything I can do from my AO!
All you ladies and gentleman, thank you for your well wishes. I know they truly come from your hearts. It means a lot to me. The prayers, the well wishes, the offers of help. Don’t get me teared up or my sinuses will get plugged. Thank you one and all.
Best wishes for an uneventful procedure and a quick recovery!
What do you guys think about this? Do any of you think I will get a well wish from Daniel A. Bernath? Or do you think he is hoping I don’t wake up from the gas passer? I’m betting on the latter! Well Daniel A. Bernath, I could give a crap what you think or wish. I have a truck load of good, decent, honorable, men and women here who care for one another. That is what honorable military vets and service members do. They take care of their own. You on the other hand, take car of good old, Number 1, period. But everyone gets their day and your is coming.
Sparks … bring your camera. Take photos of hot nurses and send them along!
Avoid the pain meds (as much as possible) … they are bad news (seriously).
Who is paying for surgery?
Obama?
Is it free?
He promised it would be!
Sparks, take care bro my thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery are already on their way….
Make sure to take advantage of any offers of a sponge bath…unless the nurse looks like me, then say you absolutely don’t need any help….
@146 Camera is in short stay bag…way ahead of the there Master Chief.
I do avoid them as much as possible but it takes a lot the first few days to manage the pain and be able to get up and do physical therapy.
My private insurance covers the procedure.
Obama…if he showed up the morning of…I would claim insanity from being on pain meds and try to choke the life out of him before the SS put a couple center mass.
Yea he PROMISED a lot of things…like taking care of out vets and retirees. (Most important issue to me) I see how well he;s kept his word on that. Which really means…his word is worth…Crap!
Thanks Master Chief.
Best Wishes Sparks, speedy recovery.
Now to the serious points. Make sure they have marked what they are doing. We would hate for you to come back to the site as an Irene istead of Ilean.
@147 VOV OH YEA, I forgot, last year when I was there for the other knee, there was this younger nurse who would always squeeze my toes and such whenever she came in and checked on me and kept asking me if i wanted a nice, warm sponge bath. (This is no crap by the way) I felt so bad I would say no thank you ma’am. THIS TIME HOWEVER, I am getting a sponge bath every time she offers. I’ve already checked ans she is still on the Ortho wing. Man VOV, glad you reminded me of that!!! I owe you big time my friend and brother.