Cody Stermer; X-box commando
Scotty’s FOIA Machine strikes again, this time with Cody Stermer, seen in his authorized uniform above. Cody claims to be a Warrant Officer in the Army, and he’s a helicopter pilot, in his mind.
To prove it, he wears some video game dog tags. Totally legit. However, the National Personnel Records Center says “Who?” And AKO agrees with them.
Scotty has been cranking out these phonies at neck-breaking speed, but I think that it’s because the log jam at NPRC after the government shutdown has been broken.
Category: Phony soldiers
http://www.army.mil/asu/alaract.html
You can wear the greens until 4th quarter this year.
And how old is he claiming that he as when he “adopted” this girl 9 years his junior? (That file would be VERY interesting to see.)
@96.
Can I have my 99 cent Buddy Holly collector’s glass with my Happy Meal?
Ha I had to refresh to shoot my comment and Hondo beat me to it.
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So Hondo can you explain the JROTC ribbons and the JROTC badge of the uniform and what about the other things in the uniform am I right
OH, excuses, excuses, excuses!!! It’s all someone else’s fault that Cody has gotten caught with his pants down in public again! Pity pooh!
Cody, in a class of idiots, you are starting to stand out as the one who hits the lowest common denominator.
The link you provided as a decoy is just plain butt-stupid, you moron.
I sure hope you know what a crap weasel is, because you’re a crap weasel big time.
Stop changing the subject are those JROTC ribbons and uniform or not?
No, not-so-special little snowflake, the subject is YOUR false claims.
Hey dipshit, the uniform itself is only relevant in you used it to misrepresent yourself. It is your words that matter dumbass, and stop trying to blame your ex. The stories were told in too many different places by you.
So stop trying to evade responsibility for your idiocy.
What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here? Stermer. Are you denying that you claimed military service? Are you denying that you represented yourtself to be an Army warrant officer?
Stop the presses!!! A news flash just in!
KRAFT FOODS HAS ISSUED A STATEMENT THAT THE NATION IS RUNNING OUT OF VELVEETA CHEESE, AND NO ONE KNOWS WHY!!!!!
How can you people think about something as shallow as Cody the X-box king Streemer at a time like this????
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO VELVEETA CHEESE????? God help us, the world will end tomorrow. How will I ever make chili cheese dip again?????
I never said I was military in the first place. I went to red Mountain high school who did 4 years in JROTC.
Between the Round Ranger and Super Mario Boy, it’s like Christmas every day!
Regarding adoption, lmfao, there isn’t one court in these United States that’s going to let a single 23 yr old adopt a 14 years old girl. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! No fucking way!!
Cody, you’re an adult now. It’s time to put the controller down and grow the fuck up.
Hey, Codydumbass
GO MAKE ME SOME FRIES…and not that soggy crap under the heat lamp. I WANT FRESH… and I want them *CRISPY* and don’t put too much salt on them.
Can you follow basic instructions?!?!?!
Now CHOP CHOP!!!!
/No tip for you.
Chill, PH! All will be well. As soon as the high season of Velveeta use passes, there will be plenty available. It’s that old supply and demand thing. Games, holidays, crowds – this is how it is every year. Demand was just a bit higher than usual this year. Could so many being housebound have anything to do with it, maybe?
@# 106: “Stop changing the subject…..”
Cody, Cody, Cody,,, YOU are the subject. You are in OUR Sandbox and we are asking the questions. What about your claim of being a WO-1?
OH, thank you, OWB! I had a really bad moment there for a minute. It was because the Superbowl is coming up and the mere though that one must concoct chili cheese dip out of something besides Velveeta sent chills up my spine. I’m much better now.
Hey, Cody!!! You wanna play with my X-Box???? 😛 😛 😛 :PPPPP
No claim of military service, Stermer?
“About Cody
My name is Cody. I went to Red Mountain High School graduated with honors. After my high school career I enlisted in the United States Army as a Combat infantryman. I did my time for my country and now I’m back in America working for the county Sheriff’s department. I love the idea that I’m still serving and protecting the people….”
Is it your contention that your ex whatever wrote that and posted it on the dating service site (pof.com) without your knowledge or permission? Is that what you are claiming? Pick one answer:
A) Yes
B) No
Stermer: those may or may not be JROTC ribbons; the photo posted is too low res to allow definitive ID.
It’s also irrelevant to the fact that you claimed, erroneously, that the “US Army doesn’t even use the Class A green Uniform anymore (sic)”. In fact, it’s still a valid uniform.
Now – care to explain again why the photo in question also claims you’re a W1 in the Army Reserve? I’m a little hazy how that squares with your claim of never having been in the military. Are you saying the photo isn’t you? Or is there some other explanation?
Spell it out, youngster. Want to make sure we understand exactly what you’re claiming here.
For Ex-PH2:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/breaking/os-velveeta-shortage-alternative-recipes,0,2129848.post
Ex-PH2… a lack of Velveeta Cheese?
Somehow, I think we’ll hear it’s Bush’s fault.
(Sorry folks, just had to write that.) 🙂
Hondo. His ex whatever must be very vengeful. It seems she hacked multiple accounts and placed false info about Cody in order that, one day, someone such as Scotty might come across it and identify him as valor thief or poser. She even phot-shopped a pic! She’s devious, that one!
Also, in case Velveeta is in such short supply for the next few weeks to cramp anyone’s dining style, there is an option. Kroger has their house brand white Velveeta substitute that makes a dandy “queso” dip. Their one with the chilis added is OK, and I simply cannot abide their yellow one, but the white cheese food thingy is acceptable, even good, when used in the dip. If you have a Kroger handy. Probably not worth driving across the country to acquire!
Well ya know, 2/17 Air Cav: “Hell hath no fury . . . .”
Kinda doubt that’s the case here, though. “Never ascribe to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”
Hey Cody, will you “Super Size” my combo please!!!!
Cody, do yourself a favor and look at Round Ranger Church’s blog entry. See how that is working out for him. At least after 4 yrs in JROTC you should have learned not to Fuck with the real deal Soldiers, Sailors and Marines. Must have been asleep for that lesson.
@124. Kinda doubt? It’s so bizarre and incredible that he should be ashamed to suggest it. Did you catch the irony of his claiming to be an “honors” graduate? He’s not touching my fries, that’s for sure.
2/17 Air Cav: yeah, I saw that. I also seem to remember someone saying something to the effect that intelligence and common sense are only loosely related.
Why, thank you, one and all, for your support in my quest to avoid a chili cheese dip outage during Superbowl Sunday! As I found out last night when I added a shredded taco-flavored cheese mixture to my chili, the shredded stuff has an appropriately gooey meltability rating.
Also, my recipe for chili requires one sauteed chorizo sausage for flavor, some nice lean beef, two cans of beans, one big can crushed tomatoes, one small can diced tomatoes, a LOT of cumin, and if you don’t have oregano, marjoran will do just as well. And I added the remaining two cups of beef broth from the roast because it was loaded with garlic, cracked black pepper, some smoky mesquite seasoning, and tin sliced onions.
OH, yeah, while I’m at it, would you like fries with that, Cody?
Eep, is this the place to admit I helped with the velveeta shortage? Call it VVA (Voluntary Velveeta admissions)?
Not MY fault y’all make riveting reading and talk about popcorn and roasts and such.. 😉
First off I don’t see that pof that says that for one. And two you guys think I’m claiming to be a service member in JROTC uniform. Ya buddies that makes sense. I hope you guys feel good about yourself for arguing over something stupid and lying saying that I says this stuff. Oh wait no wonder why no one reads this stuff cause 75% is false
Well, then let me spell it out for ya, sunshine – since you seem unable (or unwilling) to follow the links Jonn provided:
Here’s the link to the photo on Scotty’s website:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-22bABL0DWvo/Urx9iDm5lMI/AAAAAAAAHPo/ZIYsOzux7Ho/s640/10.PNG
Stermer, go eat a bag of dicks. Your statements and claims of being a Warrant Officer, Blackhawk Pilot, and an Infantryman have all been captured. You are the only one talking out their ass around here. Keep it up though, it may get you a couple seeds higher in the next Tournement
I will fuck with American soldiers. Alot of them don’t say shit in front of them they always blog shit
…and here we go!
Yiu can provide a picture but when you click the link ot says nothing like that unless me Scotty made one for me and I find that really easy to believe. He has done it before if I read his past blogs
The range is hot the range is HOT fire for Effect.
@126. Well, CBSenior, you are assuming that he was a member of JROTC for four years. He could be lying about that, too. That’s the trouble with liars. Once they are revealed as such, nothing they say can be accepted at face value. Nothing. I’m sure that somewhere along the line someone tried to teach him that harsh lesson but it just didn’t take. Being a weasel, parsing words, and playing games takes a helluva lot more energy than simple truthfulness. And so, in closing, I salute, with their battle cry, the men and women who, like Cody, do so much for so little: “Fries Up!”
Hey Cody – don’t you need to be spending more time prepping with your Lawyer for your upcoming court date there in Maricopa County???
http://www.superiorcourt.maricopa.gov/docket/CriminalCourtCases/caseInfo.asp?caseNumber=CR2009-132580
Be sure to pack for another stay with Sheriff Joe… and remember that he’ll be feeding you bologna sammiches and giving you pretty pink clothes to wear for your stay in the Maricopa Mariott…
There is a JROTC badge on the arm. So once again Its a fake profile with a JROTC uniform
OH, here we go.
Cody, the one lesson you should learn right now is that people who live in GLASS WHOREHOUSES like YOU DO should NOT THROW STONES!!!
You are a lying, self-serving, pusillanimous little twit. I think Army WOMEN could beat the crap out of you with both hands tied behind their backs. So don’t mention fucking with Army around Army.
You’ve bitten off far more than you can chew.
Cody Stermer keep flapping … I am certain the Maricapo County Probation Offials will love to see and hear what you have to say!
DUMBASS!
Here is Cody’s history in the Maricopa County Judicial Branch, in case anyone is interested:
http://www.superiorcourt.maricopa.gov/docket/CriminalCourtCases/caseInfo.asp?caseNumber=CR2009-132580
@EX-PH you assume he has STONES to throw. Cody do me a favor shake your head so I can hear if there are any stones left in there to throw.
“Yiu can provide a picture . . . . “
Fine, Stermer – then tell Mr. Yiu to come here and provide the pic. Is he a friend of yours? Or is “Yiu” his first name?
(I trust the sarcasm above was obvious to everyone – except, maybe, to Cody the Clueless here.)
Sheesh. So now you’re accusing Scotty and your ex of conspiring to frame you? Is that it? Or are you accusing Scotty of acting alone?
I’d consider carefully before answering that question, though. I understand that unfounded accusations could be legally actionable as defamation.
Of course, you seem to know all about the legal system. What will your upcoming probation violation hearing this Friday be – your fourth? Your fifth?
Enjoy tent living. Hopefully it will be a mild January in the Valley of the Sun.
Fry Boy. Did I miss your response to my question to you in Comment 119 or was that supposed to be it in your comment 132? You’re playing games again, sonny. The pof post may not bear that personal profile TODAY–and I am quite certain it doesn’t–but that is neither here nor there. So, I’ll repeat the unanswered question:
Is it your contention that your ex whatever wrote that and posted it on the dating service site (pof.com) without your knowledge or permission?
This little prick needs to concentrate on his legal troubles rather than wasting his time here trying to sell his load of “it’s not me” bullshit…
Weak ass turd.
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