Paul Wickre; your one stop shopping for information

| June 9, 2013

A few weeks ago, I got a call from AT&T in regards to my attempt to change my calling plan. The problem with that was I hadn’t tried to alter my plan. So apparently, someone had tried to impersonate me with my carrier and got busted. They hung up when they couldn’t supply the AT&T woman with my code word. A few days later, my wife happened to be visiting a friend’s house in the Metro DC area when the friend got a phone call from a blocked number. The person on the other end of the call told my wife’s friend that he was with the sheriff’s department and about to serve a warrant on me and he wanted to know if I had guns in my house. Of course, this worried my wife.

A few minutes later, the same person called me and told me the same story, and said that if I had any guns in my house, I’d have to remove them from the premises for the safety of him and his officers. When I asked for the caller’s name, he hung up. A few minutes later, he called my daughter and told the same story, and thinking he had called my wife, told her that she’d have to have her permits for the guns ready to show the officers. But, what the caller didn’t know is that in West Virginia, there are no permits for possessing guns of any sort, except those restricted by the Federal government.

That same night, some troll began leaving comments on the Phillip Dale Monkress discussion from the IP address, 71.178.164.92, which goes back to one Paul Wickre. Wickre then proceeded to publish my social security number as well as TSO’s in the comments of that discussion. I know that was an attempt at intimidating us. But we both have Lifelock, so we really weren’t at risk much.

In fact, Wickre thought he could publish a bunch of stuff about me, including my financial situation, which would scare us off. Yeah, that didn’t work, because nearly everything he wrote was wrong, you know, because he’s such a super sleuth.

In the interim, I got a call from a young man who had dealings with Wickre in the recent past, during which Wickre called his home, threatened his wife, even stood out in the street in front of his house yelling and screaming like a lunatic* [see update]. Eventually, he had to get a restraining order against Wickre because of the harassment. He went on to tell me that Wickre sits in his office drunk and makes calls all night yelling and threatening at people like a big baby.  * TSO Adds: Psul disputes this version of events.  Nonetheless, Jonn’s statement is what he was told, not what happened.  Since Jonn was not there, and is not a Master of the Tarot Card Arts, he has no way of knowing what happened.  He is recounting what he was told.

The other day, as TSO recounted, master detective, Paul Wickre, thought he had discovered TSO’s phone number and called our buddy Laughing Wolf who happened to be in Normandy, France at the time. We’re working on getting the recording of that phone call from Laughing Wolf who is still in France. Here’s the .wav file – you’ll need earphones to hear him say “TSO! I got ya. I got ya, baby” – ya know, even though he really didn’t.

So here is Paul Wickre’s arrest record  [Updated, See next three Paragraphs.]

TSO Adds: Over the course of two days Psul has sent me a virtual uncountable number of absurd emails disputing the characterization of this as an arrest record, while I was busy trying to take in the sights of half naked women in South Dakota, the sweetest smelling of the midwestern states.  Therefore, it is no longer to be called an “arrest record” but rather “a delightful invitation by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal.”

As near as I can divine, his basic problem is that we reference only the criminal, and Psul is a full spectrum legal advocate employer thanks to Maryland.  This is no judicial David Ortiz, swinging for the Monster Seats.  No, Psul is a five tool player, covering the spectrum of legal issues. Hell, any drunken cub scout could amass his criminal record for resisting arrest and such things.  (Oh, not convicted on all accounts he also wants you to know, so you should visit the Maryland site to get the full Psul Legal Experience.) On a holiday weekend I daresay an enterprising youth could even match the legacy of Psul by getting a fugitive from justice warrant sworn out by the Commonwealth of Virginia as well.  What makes Psul so special though is his ability to do it all.  Sort of like an Alex Rodriguez of judicial proceedings, although admittedly he is less popular with his colleagues than Mr Rodriguez.  (I am not asserting that Psul is “juicing” or using any [legal] performance enhancing drugs, just in case that is his next legal threat.)

So, as you peruse this next graphic, be sure to note not just the criminal proceedings, but also the civil, domestic, bankruptcy and other highlights.  Psul does not have 35 arrests for criminal matters, but rather has 35 delightful invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal.

 UPDATE X2: Just to push on to the heart of the matter, I decided to do away with the graphic we had, which should help with Psul’s serious problem with our potentially violating a Copyright not held by him.  So, instead, I used the helpful download that Maryland has on his delightful invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal page, and you can view that here.  Also, I will add links later to each and every document so you can read in full.

Wickre Court Docket

(NOTE:  NP means NOLLE PROSEQUI, STET: A suspension of the prosecution with the State given the opportunity to reopen the case without the need for the defendant to be recharged.)

97208C-RESIST ARREST (Guilty) COURT (HARRINGTON, J.) ADDS CONDITIONS TO DEFENDANT’S BOND AT DOCKET ENTRY #4 TO REFLECT THE FOLLOWING: DEFENDANT IS ORDERED TO REFRAIN FROM MAKING ANY ABUSIVE, HARASSING, OR ANNOYING CALLS TO THE MONTGOMERY COUNTY POLICE STATION IN BETHESDA OR TO HAVE ANY ABUSIVE, HARASSING, OR ANNOYING CONTACT WITH THE FOLLOWING POLICE OFFICERS: DAN BURGESS, TOM CURTIS, OR JOSEPH CENCULA.
SPECIAL CONDITIONS ADDED TO BOND #144375: DEFENDANT TO REFRAIN FROM MAKING ANY ABUSIVE, HARASSING, OR ANNOYING CALLS OR ANY CONTACT TO THE BETHESDA STATION, MONTGOMERY COUNTY POLICE, WITH OFFICERS DAN BURGESS, TOM CURTIS, OR JOE CENCULA, FILED.

000000EP06248-ATTEMPT BY DRIVER TO ELUDE UNIFORMED POLICE BY FAILING TO STOP (NP)

107225C – ASSAULT. 2ND DEG. OFFICER, RESIST ARREST, EXCEED POSTED SPEED LIMIT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (2x), DRIVER TO ELUDE POLICE ON FOOT/ATT, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty as to Reckless Driving and Violation of Probation, rest are NP)

2D00115803 – ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x), FALSE STATEMENT TO OFFICER, HINDERING/OBSTRUCTING (This Document is Statement of Charges)

4D00126067 – RESISTING ARREST(2x) (This Document is Statement of Charges)

5D00105649 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)

5D00187612- ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT SEC DEG-LAW ENFORCMENT OFC, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)

82639C – MOTOR VEH BO-JURY – ELUDE A POLICE OFFICER/ATT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO KEEP TO RIGHT OF CENTER, IMPROPER TURN (RIGHT OR LEFT), FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (Guilty to all save eluding to police officer which is NP)

94377C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty on 1st Charge, NP on second, Guilty on VOP)

94706C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, FALSE STATEMENT TO PEACE OFFICER, OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty of False Statement to Peace Officer, NP, Guilty of Violation of Probation)

000000HV40801 – DRIVING VEH IN EXCESS OF REASONABLE AND PRUDENT SPEED ON HWY  (Guilty)

0D00030030 – TELEPHONE MISUSE:REPEAT CALLS, TELEPHONE THREATS (NP on charge 1, Guilty as to making Telephone Threats)

0D00047887 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x)  (Guilty on 1, STET on second)

1D00087613 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (NP, NP)

5D00048655 – FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE — VA (Warrant issued 10/16/1997)

5D00126040 – MALICIOUS DESTRUCTION PROP VALUE + $500, DISTURB THE PEACE  (STET on both)

0601SP005732006 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)

0601SP026222002 – PEACE ORDER  (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)

0602SP006232007 – PEACE ORDER  COURT ORDERS: SHALL NOT ABUSE, SHALL NOT CONTACT, SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE, SHALL STAY AWAY FROM EMPLOYMENT.  Second hearing Peace Order denied.

107541C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty, Guilty)

 

That’s quite a few cases of restraining orders and domestic disturbances, isn’t it? But they all take place in Montgomery County, MD. I doubt he’d ever venture outside of that Blue County where he might get injured. That arrest record “delightful list of invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal” is indicative of a drunken bully who is accustomed to dealing with people who are easily frightened. That won’t work here or with us.

The odd part of the whole thing are issues that aren’t in dispute – Phil Monkress lied about being a SEAL, and he admits that he was never a SEAL. No amount of calls from Wickre will alter that fact. Even Monkress’ lawyer admits that she can’t do anything to make us take the post down. So Wickre thinks he can bully us into taking the post down – something that wouldn’t work anyway, because the internet always remembers everything we post. If I took the post down tomorrow, which would never happen anyway, it would still exist on the search engines.

So, anytime Paul Wickre wants to discuss this problem he has, he’s welcome at my house. He knows where it is, because I posted TAH HQs on Google Earth – I’m not hiding from anyone. But, I’m relatively secure in the knowledge that Wickre, like most bullies, is too much of a chicken shit to set foot outside of Montgomery County, MD and face anyone with whom he has a problem.

So, Friday, I emailed his wife and explained the situation to her, and that’s why last night he took on this arrogant air about all of the legal stuff. I sent one email and asked her to perform her wifely duties to distract him from the phone and internet. And apparently he didn’t like that, even though he called my wife, her friends and my daughter to threaten us.

So, here I sit waiting for Wickre to summon the testicular fortitude to cross the Montgomery County line. Oh, yeah, I’ve moved all of my guns out of the house, Paul, as per your request. Ha-ha.

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NHSparky

@100–Paul is, quite literally, the wild card in the mix. If he finds himself up against it, he could do or say ANYTHING to save his own ass, up to and including implicating his boss in a whole metric shitload of wrongdoing.

I’m guessing Phil didn’t consider that possibility. YMMV.

Your anonymity will vanish in a week

Jonn Lilyea, threatening a member of Congress. Black cars at your dirty dust road.

As for the rest of you you were trapped, traced and discovered in May.

The PSYOPPs went out a week ago, you filthy lippy women.How long did you really think you could attack Rome, you dung?

You are lower than filth, uneducated,poor, weak, disenfranchised nothing, beings?

Just keep posting, just keep talking so it is more and more records.

Watch the Lawsuits you think you are impervious from. A poor house in NJ, a girl in an apartment in York. Eventually you will just be silenced.

Soon your communications will fail. Do you think any one cares about some old charge, you lesbos, whores and bandits?

Your IP Post names will hang you. You insufferable weak, ill-tongued young, nothings. You are void, as nothings. Try and find an Internet hit a piece of a life anything. Your entire consumption is schaudenfraude, finding pleasure in the misery of others.

You are not smart, you have no degrees, nor job prospects, no life but to clicklety -clack on your Dell Computers seeking what?

Interupption into a superior life?

Poor, broke, disheveled, bereft of relationships, barely outside your family basements, you wear hoodies and wish for the magic pickup.

Well known, you 20-30 nothings juggling a paycheck for rent. An so you focus your eventide hours( a word you were not taught), into attacking strangers.

It is all you have, consumed by hate, it is ashes you will receive.

I am invulnerable from those records you want to toss. And over the years, you will realize why.

You are nothing, nada, zilch, the world is not flat, my socially broken lonely females. Where is my prince? Where is my paycheck??

ME.ME.ME

Sorry, Ms and Mr Butch, you will never have a thing, and always suffer the pain of longing. You are no differenet that muggers in the park trying to complete, by rape or theft.

Cant wait until the Lawsuits wash over you and then you are typing to your selves, a circular outcome.

Virtual Insanity

Uh, 50, with 2 degrees and 2 certifications, so…..

NHSparky

Damn Paulie, didn’t they tell you never to take the brown acid?

Virtual Insanity

Paul,

Do you think my outline of the current scenario is plausible?

Nik

You are lower than filth, uneducated,poor, weak, disenfranchised nothing, beings?

Yet here we sit, still pulling your strings. You are a drunken Pinocchio, telling lies and wishing you were a real boy.

The PSYOPPs went out a week ago, you filthy lippy women.How long did you really think you could attack Rome, you dung?

You’d think someone who could mandate psyops could at least spell it.

As for the rest of you you were trapped, traced and discovered in May.

If that were true, you wouldn’t have been asking people to post their physical information here.

If you’re gonna lie, at least make it challenging and believable.

NHSparky

I will say this, however: Paulie, my girlfriend taught me a LOT about court record searches just going through your shit tonight.

Opened my eyes to a whole new world and all that.

ExHack

@101: Sparky, if I were Phillip Dale Monkress (and thank God I’m not), Paul Kevin Wickre is the LAST person I’d trust with dark doings or other sensitive information. I know a bit about how sociopaths’ minds work – I worked closely for one for almost 5 years. An even half-bright sociopath is careful not to trust idiots with loose mouths. If I were Phillip Dale Monkress, I would never have told Paul Kevin Wickre an iota more than he needed to know to do … whatever it is he does there when he’s somewhat sober.

I think I know what the command climate is like over at APL. Right now, there’s desperation in the air and a lot of screaming and meltdowns from the boss. It’s got to SUCK. Been there, done that.

@102 – Wow, that was the incoherence we’ve come to appreciate from you. Clearly you’ve been drinking straight from the bottle since your last outburst.

Frankly Opinionated

Well shit, just as I was about to lay down, I got a phone call saying the shitslinging snotwiper was back. Paul K. Wickre, (Gooooglehumped again), you couldn’t hold a candle to the least of the people here. You are a washed up felon, not even able to own an air rifle, with no more of a life than to have to come to a blog to see what your wife might be seeing in her life. So useless as to not even be able to have friends in/or out, on a weekends evening.
Your description of those of us who comment here is as far off base as to be ridiculous, and more than likely, the image that you are describing is that of the ghettonesians loafing around your place.
Didn’t think that I would be back tonight did you? We who comment here have a cohesiveness that you would envy. We know what is going on even when we aren’t online here at TAH. It is probably to late in the show to say: “Have a nice life, Paulie boi”.

Valkyrie

There’s the Paul I know and love!

Since you love to point out how poor and broke we 20 somethings (giggle) are, exactly what are you hoping for from a lawsuit?

I’m just going to sit here in my lonely apartment in York and wait for my prince to show up and rescue me from the big bad man on the internet. I’m so scared! You know how faint us poor little women folk get when threatened.

NHSparky

Between here, the original thread, and all the other ancillary crap, we’ve got to be pushing 2500 posts easily.

I’ll say this for Paulie, though–this guy makes DullASS look lucid.

AtDrum

@102

Now that is the half crazed psychobabble I was hoping for. Oh man I feel relieved that the crazy is contained lol.

There is not enough tinfoil in the world for people like this. He has upgraded to trying to put aluminum siding around his swollen noggin.

Next he is going to accuse this blog of sending morse code messages through his teeth. And that is like textbook crazy!

NHSparky

@112…your last paragraph reminded me, if you’re familiar with the 1985 Val Kilmer classic, “Real Genius” we could pretend Paul is in fact Kent when told:

“AND STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF!”

Nik

I’m guessing the only response Jonn will get from Karen Williams is something like this:

“Wifely duties”? I don’t think so. Have you seen him? Besides, he doesn’t swing that way. He’s always out with Frye and Phillip on their “boys only” weekends. He does seem to come back in a better mood though, so there is that.

So no, I’m not doing any wifely duties, but hey…if you’re available…

ExHack

FWIW, I still like Colonel Crotchrot to win the tourney. Grand larcenist doesn’t quite match up to conning a sick kid and hitting on Mom. I think it’d be the ultimate irony and appropriate disposition for Phillip Dale Monkress (Goooooogle) to lose a fair competition, something he knows nothing about, but be given a Dubious Achievement Award (apologies to Esquire, but they haven’t had the Dubies for years.)

NHSparky

Ouch. Yeah, don’t think Jonn’s jumping on that grenade, Nik.

Hell, you know this guy is a fucking soup sandwich when even his sister won’t be Facebook friends with him.

ExHack

@114: Literally LMAO’d. Thank God I wasn’t enjoying a beverage.

Virtual Insanity

PAUL!

(Snaps fingers)

BE WITH ME HERE! FOCUS!

What do you think of my possible scenario above? Do you think you’re helping…uh…anyone? Your company? Phil?

Come on! Let’s discuss!

Oh, didn’t you tell us to quit contacting you? Does your contacting us above mean you’ve changed your mind?

Valkyrie

I think it’s funny as hell that with all the men commenting right now and before his long post of verbal puke was directed at women. What’s wrong Paulie did I hit a nerve or you just to much of a mouse to speak to the men here?

NHSparky

@117–look at the bright side–at least Paul and his wife can save on underwear by buying in bulk.

ExHack

@119: Valkyrie, in seriousness, he’s clearly a misogynist to the bone. (Paul Wickre, to put it in terms even you can understand, you’re a charter member of the He-Man Woman Haters’ Club. Work on the He-Man part a little more.) He probably enjoys beating on women because it gives him a feeling of power absent from the rest of his life.

Nik

@116

Ouch. Yeah, don’t think Jonn’s jumping on that grenade, Nik.

Yah, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Hell no. Who knows, maybe she’s a lovely person, inside and out. Doesn’t matter. If she’s been with Psul even once, nobody’s gonna want any of that.

Then again, there’s always the chance the marriage was never consummated.

NHSparky

@118–VI–I think he might have passed out a bit earlier than usual tonight.

And on that note, time for me to run along. Unlike APL, the powers that be where I work don’t like it very much when I don’t show up on time, sober, and ready to work.

Valkyrie

I’ve known from day one that he was scared of women. He is definitely one of those men that think they have the right to do to a woman what they feel. He’s just not come up against the right woman yet.

Nik

@119

What’s wrong Paulie did I hit a nerve or you just to much of a mouse to speak to the men here?

I think the reason is pretty clear. You’re more of a man than he is. Ditto that for Ex-.

Then again, so’s his wife, so that’s not saying much.

AtDrum

@113. Familiar, hell I can quote it.

But in reality I would literally charge naked with a knife raised into an afghan village screaming “Long life the Fremen!” if I could only get a chance to get that one Airforce plane with the laser in the nose and shoot his house. I dunno if it would make popcorn, but it would at least melt his keyboard and save the free world.

NHSparky

@124–in a perfect world, that “right woman” would be Nurse Ratched.

ExHack

@122 – I think your last is probably true. I hope so.

@123 – Good night, Sparky. I’m home for the night unless I get a booty call, so I’ll help keep him occupied if he’s not passed out yet.

OldSargeUSAR

I’ve been wondering… Does Psul write those dumbass illiterate emails for the Nigerian scammers? Or do the dumbass Nigerian scammers write the postings for Psul?

Virtual Insanity

AtDrum: i think you get extra blog points for Dune references.

Valkyrie

From Julie – Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap!!! Slow Clap!!

We shall see!

NASCAR

You suck, Psul. You’re just boring now, using esoteric words to attempt to sound intelligent.

Cash Money Smith

Cash Money says “Calls are being avoided”.

Just An Old Dog

Another example of his Hitler in the bunker in April 1945. Saying he if commanding divisions that don’t exist, etc. Pee Kay Wiltedpecker, you’d be more credible if you said Imperial Storm Troopers and Bobba Fett were coming for us. They are more believable than the federal and local law enforcement you think you are issuing orders to.
You are like a Drunken, Deviate Walter Mitty.

Valkyrie

http://WWW.OIG.DHS.GOV

(link provided by Julie, she’s driving and can’t be with us right now)

Paul she sends her love though and wants you to know she’s here in spirit. She also wants to know if you’re going to join her LinkedIn page since you spend so much time on it, For the past 5 days straight. She also says you’re a pus!

Very week comebacks

Nothing can be said as you cant add anything. You shot your best blank, you sighted your best bullet. Rolling over, I got it. You missed the 20 year bond yield curve, when rates were dropping and leveraged assets would go up! Oh Oh, the free Government money by owning, inheriting or leveraging into real estate, did not happen? Oh Oh, Mommy and Daddy did not put away enough in to the Duke or Stanford investment Club to put you at the top, and give you the best chances?? WHooops? Missed the interest rate curve dip in ’82 when the DOw was 600 and you could have retired? or ’97, or 2003 or 2008?? Whoopsee, just carry rent and paystub and hoping you will live life large someday with a $1000 Discover card? I got it , I got it. Because you own nothing, have no income and less than say $50,000 net equity or less, you are really really pissed that some one from a Military background parlayed better than you, that you are all angry and upset. I guess it is really all envy, that someone parlayed his talents in a better fashion than you and you are mad about it! Monopoly MOney! He must have cheated!!! Lets get all the 25-30 we know and raise a ruckus and complain as he did a better job. Children, you just did not make the cut or were not lucky, or time bound to pull it off. He must have had a pin or ribbon or feather in his hair when Uncle Sam was doleing out 40 acres and a mule and you all got cheated somehow, as you did not make the cut. I know, there is no legitimate complaint, so lets all run over to Wacky and Wierd Jonn Lilyeas house and complain in West Virginia!!! WOW! Maybe then our ribbon or pin or feather will reign down riches on us??!! Then we can all it even steven and stop our IP tirade! WOW! You see kids, Stolen Valor transaltes to Stolen Moneyand you are incensed about it.… Read more »

Virtual Insanity

Did you mean “weak?”

Virtual Insanity

‘Cuz I kinda got distracted right there and didn’t read the rest.

AtDrum

@136 is starting to self title his posts now.

Well this one kinda was funny. I have never been insulted with stock market language before.

All that is left is the chaotic drunk ramblings written entirely with buzzwords. I pray for this to happen.

I dare you PSUL! DARE YOU!

Now good day, sir. I SAY GOOD DAY!

Valkyrie

Is your link trying to tell us that you’re either not wearing your thong or you enjoy wearing them? I’m confused, but you how us silly women can’t hold a thought without a man there to beat it into us.

ExHack

Definitely drinking from the bottle now. You can tell when the spelling goes into the tank and his sentences become totally unreadable.

OldSargeUSAR

@136 – Jeezus, you ignorant windbag… give it a rest.

AtDrum

Oh dear gods, my mouse wondered over his highlighted name and the http was NOTHONG…

NO THONG!!! NO!!!!!! THONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They will find me naked covered in transmission fluid that I am drinking from the Aft XMSN on the chinook outside on the flightline.

I have read Lovecraft. I know this mental image shall from now on slowly creep into my brain slowly killing brain cells. There is no hope…

Oh wait, gunglingers4girls on facebook just had a T shirt give away where a lady had to send in pics of her boobs (tasteful enough for facebook that is) with an admin name written.

Thank god for ramped up levels of deployment frustrated hormones. They saved my life. Thank you lady parts. You have scoured the Cthuhlu like evil right out of my brain meats.

He probably was trying to type Nothing in that field of the submit area anyways…

Gruntling

@136
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is all.

Nik

You’re just Monkress’ whore, Psul, so it’s not surprising that everything about you sucks. You’re just a sad old man who’s best days are far behind him. Sadder still, none of them were very good.

You’re wife is not a member of Congress. She’s just a staffer. Which is ok, because you’re just a whore.

That must be why you drink so much. You’re nothing and you know it. You know people pull your strings. Monkress pulls your strings and you dance for him. We here pull your strings and sure enough, out you come to dance for us and entertain us. If I were an ineffectual husk of a human being, I’d drink too.

It’s kinda funny how you talk about TAH and what folks do here as if it were so inconsequential, but you’ve spent days of time in an effort to get folks to stop doing it.

And of course, they won’t. Certainly not for you, you clumsy, drunken puppet.

Then again, you couldn’t tell the truth if your mother’s soul depended on it.

Now go back to your draino and ball gags knowing just what you are…a whore. A drunken, puppet-stringed whore. A proven felon of no talent, no worth and no consequence.

I’d feel sorry for you, but you’re a massive cockholster, so I’m certain you deserve it.

A Proud Infidel & Patriot

Paul K. Wickre, you’re quite an example of what I consider as a waste of human flesh and oxygen! You DO provide me and everyone else here with a perpetual stream of laughs. By the way, where’s MY summons and phone call, o little jailhouse BITCH?

Virtual Insanity

Okay, I read through that.

The gist appears to be that we are only angry about stolen valor because we’re poor.

And Phil lied about his past, but he made money from it and we’re jealous.

And we’re poor.

Or something.

To the Girls

Girls,

Calm down,

I told you we were out to get the rustlers and hi-jink players on chump change. You can keep your mop bucket in MN, or Mt, or NY, or NH. We dont want Mr, blogger upsetting the game. #1.

What we are really really after, you will have to wait and see.!! You all got a chance to play and echo your voice, and made it loud.

Now we have to go back to the conduit an see if they see your same misery in chorus!

I agree, you were all off pitch, but that is not the game. It is the ticket Hall (wink=wink) that sells the tickets where you come perform!

Val, Vulva, Erie weiner, Ph-2, Sparky, you were just singers at the ball! ( Awful I might add) but the performers. I am interested in the Season Tix that allows me to put my players!

So much fuss and bother, you proud little chiefs and indians or coyboys or cops and robbers don’t let it muss your hair, with all your warrior paint and loud noises.

Shush, now children and of to bed.

When the new stage is ready, you might get the casting call!

The new stage will not allow as much noise form you children as your past ruckus was against the producers that own the whole damn thing.

Watch it openb, SOOON!

Your friend

Dieter

Valkyrie

Julie and I are both giving you and standing Ovation and a slow clap, Nik. That was beautiful and brought a tear to my eye. It was poetry in motion.

Julie says “I heart Nik!”

AtDrum

I think I am even more happy that I work a non standard shift, I get to enjoy his drunken rants at the PERFECT time! For some reason he must have been picked on by ladies a lot in his childhood.

He’s got this creepy stockmarket norman bates thing going full time now.