Mark Wayne Tiemann; Round Marine found
Well, it took more than two years, but we finally identified the Round Marine. His name is Mark Wayne Tiemann and he lives in Las Cruces, New Mexico. He was identified by a neighbor who has heard all of his wild ass stories and he’s seen the uniform in the picture above.
But here’s a picture of him without the phony finery (notice the USMC tattoo);
Yep, he was a Marine, but he was discharged as a Sergeant back in 1992 with seven years of service;
His real awards are somewhat fewer than what he’s sporting on the picture above;
Here’s a side-by-side comparison of the two photos for doubters;
Thanks to everyone who participated in the successful conclusion of this particularly long hunt.
Category: Phony soldiers
45JAGC Says:
February 25th, 2014 at 12:38 pm
Exactly my point!
That is why the three step process works:
1. Warn him not to destroy the evidence … it might scare him so bad that he won’t do it.
2. Media blast his ass: print, TV, cable and interweb.
3. Finally, law enforcement … they are usually prepared to act once the story hits to newswire.
BREAK:
Mark Wayne Tiemann … don’t do it. Don’t destroy the evidence. You can get in alot MORE trouble if you do that!
Oh … Markee Boyee … We will be going after your license!
Any questions?
@49: I guess that makes him the horse-tickler…
I need the closest big city to this POS … I need to contact one of my little friends today!
Mark Wayne Tiemann the Round Marine, the gates of TAH have opened up on you. There’s still a tiny smidgen of hope for you, but if you choose to ride your lies, just look at Gregory C. Banks and Bernath.
MCPO, closest big city to Las Cruces is El Paso across the stateline in Texas, about 50 miles away…
I smell FFL trouble for this guy … don’t ask me how or why … I just feel it in my bones!
@OAE Chief: Was referring to the ‘Antarctic’ ribbon he thought he’d through on for good measure. Think that’s pretty much an Air Force air-crew only kind of device. I don’t believe a Marine has ever rated one, hence the “Stormin’ the snowbank” joke. Shit, this thread has exploded, much like his waistline. So he has a gunsmithing business. Now made TAH famous, complete with phone number and address. Like to see some pics of the inside of his business. Probably just his garage tho. Wonder if he has an FFL? That could be in jepordy if he does. Inquiring minds want to know…
Was thinking the same thing as you, MChief, you beat me to it…
OK< this guy had a good period of service in the Marines. He got a meritorious mast, which I'd like to know more about. He must have done something really good to get that.
And then he has to go and spoil it by buying himself something he thinks he didn't get.
Fine. Get rid of the phony awards and tell us what happened that would have him sent to mast.
I just got off the phone with Mark …
He claims BUD/S Class 139 in 1986 …
He went to BUD/S because the Navy did not have snipers and he went on to serve as a sniper instructor at SEAL TEAM 3. because of course only the Marines could instruct sniper courses.
I gave him many options to listen to my recommendations and he would have no part of it!
He said he will only listen if he could look into my eyes.
He hung up on me.
Everyone should call him at: Phone: 575-526-3862
Oh and he said Don Shipley ain’t shit to him!
Crap… I sincerely hoped he would see the light and come clean. I hate this kind the worst – You HAD an Honorable career! Don’t crap on it now to satisfy your own ego!
I can’t wait to see The Hair’s confrontation with him.
Jonn,
Mark is indignant!
Says we ain’t shit to him.
BUD/S Class 139 in 1986.
Could you please notify our good friend Senior Chief Petty Officer Shipley?
I tried to give him an out.
He hung up on me!
Now we all know what happens … when you hang up on me!
GAME ON FUGGER MUFFER!
MCPO NYC USN Ret. has a new project!
Something tells me that a story about a “round” gun dealer lying about his military service by waltzing around in a ridiculous get-up in order to sell more guns might raise a few eyebrows with the local media (if this is indeed the facts). That news angle is timely, provocative, and downright weird–all things that sell news.
@49 I’m betting dollars to donuts he was a 2111 ( armorer, small arms repair). That would fit in with him working as a gun smith now and explain him being attached to BSSG-5 during Desert Storm/Shield BSSG= Brigade Service Support Group. All your 2nd echelon repair/supply/ support types would belong to this group.
And here, I was trying to be nice. No more!
@60 – MCPO NYC USN Ret: Send him over to me in Texas. I’ll look him in the little beady eyes as he listens. Looks like Jabba the Fuk’s big brother. The must have a secret breeding ground somewhere.
THE ROUND MARINE! Captain Ahab had his whale and we have YOU!!!
Oh, happy happy day!
Fuckstick….They just don’t learn.
LOOK BITCH you just lit the fuse on your own tampon.
BOHICA
I found a “classmate” of Class 139 – at least his date of 1986 lines up…
http://combatveteransforcongress.org/cand/3041
… And he has dissed the Trinity. Well, with those phone numbers, he can expect a phone call and a video soon. His tune might change then.
I’ll gladly put up Shipley’s database check fee for this one.
Also:
http://www.larrywilske.com/
Sorry – to clarify: Both links are about the same guy, CMC (SEAL) Larry Wilske – my point was that Tiemann claims class 139 in 1986, and reading CMC Wilske’s bio, it appears that was also his class. So – the class number and date line up at least.
Not that this makes Mark’s claim any more valid, just that he has done his homework. And makes it a bit more interesting.
Just got off the phone with Mark … again!
As per Mark, Command Master Chief (SEAL) Larry Wilske, USN (Ret.), who is running for Congress, did not graduate BUD/S Class 139.
BUD/S Class 139 had 19 Force Recon and Scout Sniper in the class.
He hung up on me again!
I am calling Command Master Chief (SEAL) Larry Wilske, USN (Ret.)
Oh! Sorry – also, CMC Wilske served on ST3… so more similarity with our Poseur du Jour…
OOOH, it’s ON LIKE DONKEY KONG, or as “The Thing” from the Fantastic Four would say:
IIIIIIT’S CLOBBERING TIME!!!”
Um, hate to tell him, but SEALs DO in fact have their own snipers. Someone should ask him if the name Chris Kyle rings a bell.
MCPO, he said WHO ain’t shit to him?
HEY, Tiemann, FEAR THE HAIR!!
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
My apologies also for butchering the Navy titles… I was Army, so all of the parenthetical chiefs and seniors and junior grades and first classes that you swabbies drag around after your names confuse the crap out of me.
Not that there’s anything wrong with it. Just confusing.
That is all.
I have COMMS with a BUD/S graduate from 139 and he was in the Navy!
Markee Boyee … you are in a world of sh!t now!
Again … Mark would love to hear from all of you!
Phone: 575-526-3862
“He was identified by a neighbor who has heard all of his wild ass stories and he’s seen the uniform in the picture above.”
You just wait, after the first round, he’s going to whimper that he never told anyone that he’s some super commando, Marine Recon SEAL, etc, etc and has no idea how they thought that.
NHSparky, maybe roundy will next claim that SEALs don’t have their own riflemen, and that all those who graduate from BUD/S to become SEALs are 0311 Marine infantrymen…or something…
If Don Shipley is interested in busting this round clown, and Wadsworth, we should have some fun videos coming.
19 Snipers in BUD/S class??? Well Brandon Webb must be going slow huh? wasn’t he running the sniper program at that time?
But you know thinking about it, maybe he WAS at class 139 tho .. maybe “Ol’ misery” was resting and they used him as a heavy log? he seems to have the weight required for sure … 😛
Shot over.
Shot out.
Splash over
Splash out
Left five zero fire for effect
There is a Marine Corps detachment at Ft. Bliss. JTF-North is there as well.
At the TAH CP, MCPO NYC USN Ret gets on the radio with the air strike.
One of the RTOs on a separate radio calls over.
RTO #5
Captain, Third Battalion Armoured’s on its way with
tracks ’bout 2 kliks west!
MCPO NYC USN Ret
(ignores it, into radio)
Snakebite leader, Ripper Bravo Six, we’re gonna need
you soonest be advised I’ve got Fatboy steam rolling the lie down here, over!
PILOT’S VOICE
(distorted high frequency)
Roger your last Bravo Six, Snakebite lead we can’t
run it any closer. We’re hot to trot and packing
snape and nape but we’re bingo fuel. It’s your call,
Six actual, Over.
MCPO NYC USN Ret looks around. The decision made.
MCPO NYC USN Ret
Snakebite leader, Bravo Six, for the record, it’s my
call. Dump everything you got left ON MY POS. I say
again, I want all you’re holding INSIDE the
perimeter. It’s a lovely war. Bravo Six Actual and
Out.
Pilot’s reaction. Very calm. A Farmboy twang.
PILOT’S VOICE
Roger your last Bravo Six. We copy it’s your call.
Get em in their holes down there. Hang tough, Bravo
Six we are coming cocked for treetops. Whiskey to
Echo … Snakebite Two, this is lead. Last pass on
zero niner. Watch my smoke to target, expend all
remaining. Follow my trace …
Mushroom cloud…….
Okay, I’ve seen enough. Let The Hair have him.
Cue the music from ‘Jaws’, please. http://free-loops.com/3320-jaws-theme-song.html
And the movie: http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=jaws+movie+clips&FORM=VIRE16#view=detail&mid=3F47180D766092F9B6293F47180D766092F9B629
This guy pisses me off. A lot.
Mark also said, “we don’t have access to his classified records.”
Yeah … like we have never heard that before!
@ 87 ChipNASA Says:
February 25th, 2014 at 2:47 pm
That some cool shit!
Then again, 2JV Engineer’s circut sounds cool too!
Ah, roundy jumped onto the “classified records” maneuver early enough; I was expecting that to come a bit later from him…
can I ask how this POS got a FFL:Tiemanns Gunsmithing
Licensee Name: Tiemann, Mark Wayne
XXXXXXXX Ct
Las Cruces, NM 88005
Phone: 575-526-XXXX
He spent 7 yrs in the Corps but he is wearing Qual Badges that add up to about 6 yrs worth of time.
MCPO could you ask him if his secret file contains a time travel OP. That would explain the WWII ribbon he is wearing.
On FB he claims he was in the Class of 1998 at the Naval Academy.
MCPO are his rifles as accurate as his Ribbon Rack?
@57 I did Deep Freeze Winter Over 91/92 and 95/96. During the 91 summer season there were a couple of Marines and Army assigned to work with our SK’s. So there will be a few sporting that device. I worked two summer seasons in McMurdo as a Mk1Mod0 civvy for the 11/12 and 12/13 season. The Navy Cargo Handling Battalion still comes down to help offload the cargo ship towards the end of the summer each year. But back on point, Ol’ Roundy here wouldn’t stand a chance in McMurdo. The first time he walked out the door, a non human aquatic mammal type seal would be trying to hump him. The scientists would be tagging him and putting a radio collar on. Orca’s would be trying to make a snack out of him. His life would just plain suck. Not as bad as it’s going to suck for him now though. Embrace the suck Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine…embrace the suck. And just to start the Google suck…. Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark Wayne Tiemann Round Marine Mark… Read more »
UPDATE:
Mark is not answering his phone now.
A semi-polite woman answered.
She said (I will net it out in bullet form):
He has severe PDST.
He will not give up the uniforms, medals, ribbons and badges.
All he lives for is the Marines Corps.
He only wore the uniform once.
Nope, won’t do it!
They will get us on harrassment.
They can find out who we are.
He won’t bring items to VFW or other locations.
He has severe PSDT.
We better be carefull.
He has severe PSTD.
He won’t do it.
He caught the severe kind of DPST …
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah …
I do know this much. Whoever answered the phone knows he is full of sh!t … because she never defended him! She pretty much acknowledged he is bat shit friggin’ crazy!
Mark Wayne Tiemann, USMC, RECON, EOD, SCOUT SNIPER, SEAL, BUD/S Class 139 …
I see a new WANTED POSTER in the making.
/stupid hardheaded mental little bitch
@97
“He only wore the uniform once.”
He MUST have a time machine and after taking that outdoors picture, he then jumped ahead in time to go to the Marine Corps Ball. Or maybe he did it the other way around.
I feel sorry for the toilet seats this clown sits on.