Totally legit
Someone sent us this one on Facebook. Apparently, the picture was taken at the New York City Veterans’ Day parade. But this guy is so SEAL, he doesn’t need to work out any more. Or all of his work outs are the 1/4 pound lifts at that Burger King gym.
I’m pretty sure he’s legit, but I sent the photo to Chief Shipley to verify.
Category: Phony soldiers
Sriously, the guy has boobs. Look at the shadows on the jacket.
I’m sure that “uniform” he’s wearing was made specially for him by the Eureka Tent Co., and look at the mirror-lened aviator sunglasses, hey folks, NOTHING says LEGIT more than that and the scowl on his face like his box of jelly doughnuts was five minutes late!!
Maybe it’s two “Seals” and they only had cash for one uniform…
OK Vets Day NYC 2011:
Just behind the Navy band on the Port Side that is me!
Leading the Navy (Navy’s year) was RADM Bonelli, DEP NSW and CAPT Tate, CO of NOSC NYC.
Lust behind them were a pack of Master and Senior Chiefs from NSW all buddies of mine who were the Side Boys at my retirement the day before (USMC birthday). CMC from ST-17, CMC from GRU 11, SBC from ST-18, HMCS from ST-18 and CMC NOSC NYC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEiONxGDxlg
Here is a better view. Note that I am not a fat fu*k in uniform. I am the MCPO on the outboard side … still port side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMgkZvuOC_Q
I can still do the 1.5 mile run sub 9 minutes!
A relative of mine was a UDT in World War II. When he went to his eternal reward, he was a very large man. It happens.
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How you doing, Mr. Strain? Remember me?? One of your ex-wife’s junior NCOs. Good to see you’re still about.
@ 56. Please tell us more.
that guy looks like a bag of dicks
He looks like he could suck the cream filling out of a Twinkie, Ding Dong, or Ho-Ho from 800 meters away!!
Interesting phenomenon I’ve noticed-it seems like SEAL posers such as this fatass and this other one (http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29376) often forget to wear the obligatory USMC/Navy jump wings with their clown suits, even though anyone who served any significant amount of time as a SEAL would have earned them. It always struck me as funny, because that’s one of the rarer, gaudier, and more sought after ones. Just highlights the ignorance of the average poser, I guess.