Paul Wickre; your one stop shopping for information – The Continuing Saga
This is a repeat of a previous article. It’s repeated here because the number of comments on the original have approached 2000, and the first version was becoming unwieldy – so it’s been closed to new comments. The 2000+ comments on the first version can be found here. What follows is word-for-word identical with the original.
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A few weeks ago, I got a call from AT&T in regards to my attempt to change my calling plan. The problem with that was I hadn’t tried to alter my plan. So apparently, someone had tried to impersonate me with my carrier and got busted. They hung up when they couldn’t supply the AT&T woman with my code word. A few days later, my wife happened to be visiting a friend’s house in the Metro DC area when the friend got a phone call from a blocked number. The person on the other end of the call told my wife’s friend that he was with the sheriff’s department and about to serve a warrant on me and he wanted to know if I had guns in my house. Of course, this worried my wife.
A few minutes later, the same person called me and told me the same story, and said that if I had any guns in my house, I’d have to remove them from the premises for the safety of him and his officers. When I asked for the caller’s name, he hung up. A few minutes later, he called my daughter and told the same story, and thinking he had called my wife, told her that she’d have to have her permits for the guns ready to show the officers. But, what the caller didn’t know is that in West Virginia, there are no permits for possessing guns of any sort, except those restricted by the Federal government.
That same night, some troll began leaving comments on the Phillip Dale Monkress discussion from the IP address, 71.178.164.92, which goes back to one Paul Wickre. Wickre then proceeded to publish my social security number as well as TSO’s in the comments of that discussion. I know that was an attempt at intimidating us. But we both have Lifelock, so we really weren’t at risk much.
In fact, Wickre thought he could publish a bunch of stuff about me, including my financial situation, which would scare us off. Yeah, that didn’t work, because nearly everything he wrote was wrong, you know, because he’s such a super sleuth.
In the interim, I got a call from a young man who had dealings with Wickre in the recent past, during which Wickre called his home, threatened his wife, even stood out in the street in front of his house yelling and screaming like a lunatic* [see update]. Eventually, he had to get a restraining order against Wickre because of the harassment. He went on to tell me that Wickre sits in his office drunk and makes calls all night yelling and threatening at people like a big baby. * TSO Adds: Psul disputes this version of events. Nonetheless, Jonn’s statement is what he was told, not what happened. Since Jonn was not there, and is not a Master of the Tarot Card Arts, he has no way of knowing what happened. He is recounting what he was told.
The other day, as TSO recounted, master detective, Paul Wickre, thought he had discovered TSO’s phone number and called our buddy Laughing Wolf who happened to be in Normandy, France at the time. We’re working on getting the recording of that phone call from Laughing Wolf who is still in France. Here’s the .wav file – you’ll need earphones to hear him say “TSO! I got ya. I got ya, baby” – ya know, even though he really didn’t.
So here is Paul Wickre’s arrest record [Updated, See next three Paragraphs.]
TSO Adds: Over the course of two days Psul has sent me a virtual uncountable number of absurd emails disputing the characterization of this as an arrest record, while I was busy trying to take in the sights of half naked women in South Dakota, the sweetest smelling of the midwestern states. Therefore, it is no longer to be called an “arrest record” but rather “a delightful invitation by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal.”
As near as I can divine, his basic problem is that we reference only the criminal, and Psul is a full spectrum legal advocate employer thanks to Maryland. This is no judicial David Ortiz, swinging for the Monster Seats. No, Psul is a five tool player, covering the spectrum of legal issues. Hell, any drunken cub scout could amass his criminal record for resisting arrest and such things. (Oh, not convicted on all accounts he also wants you to know, so you should visit the Maryland site to get the full Psul Legal Experience.) On a holiday weekend I daresay an enterprising youth could even match the legacy of Psul by getting a fugitive from justice warrant sworn out by the Commonwealth of Virginia as well. What makes Psul so special though is his ability to do it all. Sort of like an Alex Rodriguez of judicial proceedings, although admittedly he is less popular with his colleagues than Mr Rodriguez. (I am not asserting that Psul is “juicing” or using any [legal] performance enhancing drugs, just in case that is his next legal threat.)
So, as you peruse this next graphic, be sure to note not just the criminal proceedings, but also the civil, domestic, bankruptcy and other highlights. Psul does not have 35 arrests for criminal matters, but rather has 35 a delightful invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal.
UPDATE X2: Just to push on to the heart of the matter, I decided to do away with the graphic we had, which should help with Psul’s serious problem with our potentially violating a Copyright not held by him. So, instead, I used the helpful download that Maryland has on his delightful invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal page, and you can view that here. Also, I will add links later to each and every document so you can read in full.
(NOTE: NP means NOLLE PROSEQUI, STET: A suspension of the prosecution with the State given the opportunity to reopen the case without the need for the defendant to be recharged.)
97208C-RESIST ARREST (Guilty)
000000EP06248-ATTEMPT BY DRIVER TO ELUDE UNIFORMED POLICE BY FAILING TO STOP (NP)
107225C – ASSAULT. 2ND DEG. OFFICER, RESIST ARREST, EXCEED POSTED SPEED LIMIT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (2x), DRIVER TO ELUDE POLICE ON FOOT/ATT, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty as to Reckless Driving and Violation of Probation, rest are NP)
2D00115803 – ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x), FALSE STATEMENT TO OFFICER, HINDERING/OBSTRUCTING (This Document is Statement of Charges)
4D00126067 – RESISTING ARREST(2x) (This Document is Statement of Charges)
5D00105649 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)
5D00187612- ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT SEC DEG-LAW ENFORCMENT OFC, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)
82639C – MOTOR VEH BO-JURY – ELUDE A POLICE OFFICER/ATT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO KEEP TO RIGHT OF CENTER, IMPROPER TURN (RIGHT OR LEFT), FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (Guilty to all save eluding to police officer which is NP)
94377C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty on 1st Charge, NP on second, Guilty on VOP)
94706C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, FALSE STATEMENT TO PEACE OFFICER, OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty of False Statement to Peace Officer, NP, Guilty of Violation of Probation)
000000HV40801 – DRIVING VEH IN EXCESS OF REASONABLE AND PRUDENT SPEED ON HWY (Guilty)
0D00030030 – TELEPHONE MISUSE:REPEAT CALLS, TELEPHONE THREATS (NP on charge 1, Guilty as to making Telephone Threats)
0D00047887 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x) (Guilty on 1, STET on second)
1D00087613 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (NP, NP)
5D00048655 – FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE — VA (Warrant issued 10/16/1997)
5D00126040 – MALICIOUS DESTRUCTION PROP VALUE + $500, DISTURB THE PEACE (STET on both)
0601SP005732006 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)
0601SP026222002 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)
0602SP006232007 – PEACE ORDER COURT ORDERS: SHALL NOT ABUSE, SHALL NOT CONTACT, SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE, SHALL STAY AWAY FROM EMPLOYMENT. Second hearing Peace Order denied.
107541C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty, Guilty)
That’s quite a few cases of restraining orders and domestic disturbances, isn’t it? But they all take place in Montgomery County, MD. I doubt he’d ever venture outside of that Blue County where he might get injured. That arrest record is indicative of a drunken bully who is accustomed to dealing with people who are easily frightened. That won’t work here or with us.The odd part of the whole thing are issues that aren’t in dispute – Phil Monkress lied about being a SEAL, and he admits that he was never a SEAL. No amount of calls from Wickre will alter that fact. Even Monkress’ lawyer admits that she can’t do anything to make us take the post down. So Wickre thinks he can bully us into taking the post down – something that wouldn’t work anyway, because the internet always remembers everything we post. If I took the post down tomorrow, which would never happen anyway, it would still exist on the search engines.
So, anytime Paul Wickre wants to discuss this problem he has, he’s welcome at my house. He knows where it is, because I posted TAH HQs on Google Earth – I’m not hiding from anyone. But, I’m relatively secure in the knowledge that Wickre, like most bullies, is too much of a chicken shit to set foot outside of Montgomery County, MD and face anyone with whom he has a problem.
So, Friday, I emailed his wife and explained the situation to her, and that’s why last night he took on this arrogant air about all of the legal stuff. I sent one email and asked her to perform her wifely duties to distract him from the phone and internet. And apparently he didn’t like that, even though he called my wife, her friends and my daughter to threaten us.
So, here I sit waiting for Wickre to summon the testicular fortitude to cross the Montgomery County line. Oh, yeah, I’ve moved all of my guns out of the house, Paul, as per your request. Ha-ha.
Category: Shitbags
@34 Good luck with that, I’ve asked those questions and got nothing in return before, maybe you get to appeal to the .05% of Paul K. Wickre (Goooooogle hit) that can actually make 3 sentences without saying something ridiculous.
Psul!! how come you are not coming in anymore dude?! is going to the hospital to donate blood so you get a meal and cookie leaving you tired? did you try to put a compression shirt to hide the gut and feel more manly and young and you ended up with your arms pinned against your sides and nobody was there to help you and you are stuck there? Did you just randomly forgot how to operate a computer? Are you just a complete moron?
Either way, you fail at life …
Val Hondo
Please check your emails. You know have proof that they lied about the 8a contracts….. And it is all public record….
Paul K. Wickre Start the starfish stretching exercises for prison son, maybe if your are lucky you and Monkeyress can play human centipede in the cellblock. I mean we all know where your lips have been anyway.
Good morning.
I’m really sad and I’m really sniffling because Paul K. Wickre YELLED at me. Yes, I’m practically BURSTING INTO TEARS…..Oh wait. no I’m not, I’m a man. LMFAO
I *knew* it was going to make him lose his shiat if I called out his MOMMY. I *just* had to go there and see if with Oh 5,000 + posts that he’d catch that.
Apparently he *can* read.
I know the term has been used before but now, I’m changing Psul’s nickname to
Paul “Schadenfreude” K. Wickre.
/so, so tasty on a Monday Morning.
@47 Old dog….yeah……just. like. that.
Mommy definitely pulls Paul K. Wickre from the something close to the cognitive domain that he operates in to the affective domain. Between that and the abusive nature of his interactions with women here, there are indications of some significant psychological female issues.
ChipNASA – What? No breakfast menu?
OK, here’s mine:
raisin toast with lots of butter;
nice crispy bacon and Johnsonville sausage links (best recipe);
short stack of pancakes swimming in melted butter and REAL Vermon maple syrup;
V-8 or fresh orange juice;
extra napkins.
For lunch: pasta salad with diced ham: rotini, chunky-cut vegs (zucchini, cuke, radishes, green onions, grape tomatoes) and an olive oil/lemon juice vinaigrette with garlic salt, fresh ground pepper and Mrs. Dash original.
Choice of freshly brewed iced tea w/lemon (no sweetener) or a lemon shakeup (sliced lemons, ice cubes, water very small amt of sugar, quart jar w/lid, shake hard, pour into chilled glass)
For dinner: roast chicken; baby green beans steamed with minced garlic, salt and coase ground black pepper; boiled red potatoes; cut vegs on the side; chilled mandarin oranges for dessert. Iced tea w/lemon.
Tomorrow: corned beef with baby carrots, onions and red potatoes; strawberries for dessert.
Bobo, he’s jealous of his sister and her success.
You know, this series of posts and threads far exceeds the Mall Ninja saga. There’s a book here, I think.
Funny how he’s been flashing my e-mail all over the threads in at least a half-dozen places, yet no spam, no hacking, no cops busting down my door, nothing.
Kinda disappointing, actually. Guess I’m not pissing him off enough.
Ex-PH2,
I’m still trying to digest 3 days of PKW and the insanity not to mention….(contestants chooses Door Number Three) A NEW THREAD!!!! (Darn, I was hoping for a car, or a trip to Hawaii, Bob.)
and now…..a new *new* nickname……
Paul “Triple Thread(t) K. Wicker. (Spandex, Tranny, Psycho)
/That and I’m still trying to get the image of Green Thumb in boys 6x Underoos out of my head.
http://www.yojoe.com/archive/clothing/images/82underoos.jpg
//I prefer Garanimals myself 😀
I stumbled onto this commenting yesterday and stayed up late to read through it all.
Please Paul K. Wickre, Gboom, please I beg you to continue. I haven’t laughed this hard in many years.
@Virtual Insanity – yes, this might make an interesting book. The Story of the Stolen Valor Douchbag Company, featuring “Spandex” Paul K. Wickre (GH!) and his dominant but phony SEAL boyfriend “Phildo” Phil Monkress (GH!).
@NHSparky – correct again. I’ve been “on the list” a few times, and he can’t even crack my spam filter, much less my identity. BTW I have LifeLock too, he can have fun banging on that.
@Virtual Insanity – do you have a link to the Mall Ninja series? I haven’t seen it yet, and Paul K. Wickre (GH!) doesn’t show up in the daytime.
#63 Fjardeson
I found this account of it….
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
ChipNASA: re: comment 54 – for many of those same reasons, I’m guessing “The Wall” ain’t exactly Psul’s favorite movie or album/CD, either.
Thanks VI 🙂
#66 Fjardeson
Enjoy.
Also, if you’re new to TAH, you might enjoy the series of threads from Dallas Whitgenfeld. Although he actually has a military record one could be proud of, his douchebaggery is nearly unparalleled.
I am working on this week’s tribute to Paul Wickre. I don’t think that I could top last week’s job seeking tips, but I’ll try. Can someone help a Marine out? I need the name of the lawyer that Monkress had contact TAH.
Hack Stone: see http://valorguardians.com/?p=30777
Can’t remember for sure, but which one it was who specifically contacted Jonn (vice Bill Roth at BBN may be listed somewhere in one of the articles/comments identified at
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=36109
Thanks. Like I said, it will be tough to top the resume tips. That was one of my best posts, right up there with my series of jokes about the guy in South Carolina sent to prison for having sex with a horse a few years back. I wish that I saved that one.
So…. with severe storm warnings, I may have to shut down tonight, but at least the dill and basil are up, as is the catnip. If I do have to shut down, will I miss the good stuff? Geez, I hope not!
Whatever, I do wonder if he’ll go to the old thread — a creature of habit, you know — and find himself unable to post anything, and have a fit and sit in it right on the floor, AND be too dimwitted to figure out that there’s a new thread.
The scene opens to the vibrant nightlife of Dupont Circle, in the heart of Washington, DC’s gay entertainment district. It’s 2:30 AM on a Saturday morning in mid-May, 2013. The streets are still crowded as a 1980’s vintage Jaguar with Maryland tags pulls up to the curb in front of Fuego Salvaje. Salsa music spills from the club as the valet opens the door. The handle falls off of the car. A six foot transvestite dressed as Dolly Parton exits the vehicle. In his hand, he carries a dog leash. Attached at the end is a man in a black spandex body suit, spiked dog collar and ball gag in his mouth. The pair quickly moves past the line of young men waiting for entry. Quickly ushered in, they move past the sweaty young men gyrating to the music. Dolly Parton removes the dog leash from the dogman, who then enters the restroom while Dolly stands guard at the door. Carefully scanning each stall for occupants, our hero finally enters the last stall. Standing on his knees, he waddles towards the wall, removing a wad of cardboard from a hole in the wall. He sticks his hand into the hole, grabs hold of an object, and removes his hand, clutching a brown manila envelope. He opens the envelope, and removes an IPOD, a dossier and a set of photos. Placing on his headphones, he scrolls through the listing of artists until he reaches Judy Garland. He hits play all, and it begins. “Good morning, Mr. Wickre. The men you are looking at are Jonn Lilyea, “Sporkmaster” and “Hondo”, senior administrative officers of the This Ain’t Hell military blog. These men recently discovered information that, if released, could cause Points Logistics CEO and President Phillip Monkress severe embarrassment and possible criminal sanctions if publicized and investigated by government lawyers. Initial attempts to diffuse the crisis by claiming incomplete and sealed military records were unsuccessful. They were pretty damn pitiful, to be honest. Upon learning that This Ain’t Hell had copies of Phil’s military records with conclusive proof that there is no… Read more »
Pen and ink change. Please inset “All” in front of “Points Logistics CEO and President Phillip Monkress”. Hack Stone Publications regrets this error.
@72 & 73 Hack.-I’m seeing Don Adams (Maxwell Smart) as Paul Wickre and Pee Wee Herman as Phillip Monkress.
USMCBRIT1, any chance you were a tanker? I had a member of the British Empire in my tanker company at Camp Fuji back in 1985.
No sir. MOS was 2161-at the time called “Repair Shop Machinist (but I never worked in it). Ended up in Motor T and then to what is now called MSG-it was designated a MARDET then.
June 24, 2013 — Monday
e-mailed earlier today:
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June 24, 2013 — Monday
James H. Richey
President
Brevard Community College
(321) 433–7000
RicheyJ@BrevardCC.edu
Brevard.CC.FL.us
Brevard Community College
1519 Clearlake Road
Cocoa FL 32922
Dear President Richey,
As President of Brevard Community College, have you initiated any action to determine the full extent to which your staff aided All Points Logistics LLC and it chief executive officer Phillip Dale Monkress in the altering of the public record?
Thank you,
Bill Roth
Special Projects Editor
Brevard Business News, Inc.
(321) 951–7777
BrevardBusinessNews.com
BrevardBusinessNews@earthlink.net
4300 Fortune Place Suite D
West Melbourne FL 32904
Bcc: Others
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Hondo, wasn’t that lawer Lori Benton or something?
USMC Brit, I spent a good chunk of time at maintenance battalions, two years at 2nd Maint and about 5 at 1st Maint, plus some time at with BSSG7 during Desert Shield.
So Ex-PH, how do you rates tonight’s posting? It would be tough to beat last week’s, but I tried.
Hack.Stone- I served between 11/69 and 11/’72. Motor T at MCAS Beaufort (was sent as a 2161-but they already had one-so drove duece and a half/ M151s, 715s etc.). Then MARDET for almost 2 years.
Our paths almost crossed. I was at PISC in 1981. I must have just missed you by 9 years.
Hack – That was terrific, I give it a 9.5 on the Paul K. Wickre sucks scale! Would have rated it a perfect 10 it you have pics. But don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/5/29/10/enhanced-buzz-5870-1369839543-5.jpg
Yeah I don’t know what I just typed! Kinda ruined it didn’t I? Anywho….
Suppose to say – If you had pics.
The “Paulsack” probably has a case of the “Othcies”.
Rough….
Wow. Happen to be working in Maryland, and happened to stumble on this madness. Spent the last 5 hours working through the thread, well, skimmed parts obviously. Anyway, thanks to all of you for your service. I couldn’t get into the military due to physical problems. This Paul guy clearly needs help or incarceration or both and it’s a little creepy that I’m basically just down the road from him. Good site, I like how you defend the uniform against the posers.
@86, stop on by any time Traveler
HackStone, re: tonight’s posting: well thought out, coherent, cohesive, direct, and non threatening. Well done.
I’m waiting for Large and Stupide to show up. I have some Vietnamese insults to throw at him. Psuli-san buku dikidao.
@83-Valkyrie, What the hell did I just see with that link? Phillip Mokress sans the collar, or Paul Wickre waiting for the collar? God I love the night shift here!
Hey, what are you all going to do if Large and Nasty doesn’t show up this time? He could break his own pattern.
@91.
Get drunk.
@72 – Hack, I give it a 9. Your interludes illustrate the underlying insanity of Paul K. Wickre in a way that brings it all together.
I hear crickets chirping though. Hasn’t he found the new thread yet? C’mon Paulio, we’re counting on you!
Sleep, might do that anyway.
I’m composing lyrics for a song.
I need to go to the grocery store. Hopefully he/it will appear in my absence – he often waits til I am away from the computer and busy to make his entrance.
How’s this? And, mind you, it’s with deepest apologies to Dr. Arthur Sulivan, Mr. Gilbert and Allen Sherman.
I’m called little Butterball
Dear little Butterball,
Though I could never tell why
I’m pudgy and quaint
Like an old quart of paint
But I promise that I’m never dry.
I’ve cars and I’ve money
I like the name ‘Honey’
I’m willing to beg for a treat
I’ll pay you to squeeze me
In places that please me
And never stand up on my feet
My name is Big Paulie
But you spell that “Polly”
My wishes are dire and mean
I make lots of hate speech
While inhaling creme peach
And making a horrible scene
So come sit with Butterball
Dear big fat Butterball
Sailors should never be shy
You know I don’t like you
But I’d like to spike you
And I’ll spout another big lie.
@93
Yah, I’m probably going to go to sleep as well. He’s gotten to be way too repetitive and unbelievable to waste one iota of sleep on.
@95-ExHack, Come to think of it we’ve never seen both of you in the house at the same time!??
Well, it looks like Wickre-dick either fell into a deep bottle or slipped in the shower while practicing his soap-pickup technique.
Hack–I’d give it a 9, if only because you shouldn’t have used the MI theme song for Pauli-boi.
Personally, I’d have gone with whatever was playing in the “club” to become louder, as if in the movies. Something along the lines of Madonna, Cher, or Erasure…