Admiral Timothy Maynard’s booty

| February 8, 2013

Timothy Maynard was a phony from West Virginia who had also defrauded the Social Security Administration out of about $14,000. He claimed to be a SEAL, Recon Marine, Special Forces, CIA Agent, and even an Israeli Mossad agent to name a few. Our buddy Don Shipley busted him out which led to his eventual arrest on the charges for bilking Social Security.

Don sent us pictures of him posing with the remnants of the stuff that a neighbor of Timothy Maynard found in the phony’s house. The neighbor had done some free home repairs for Maynard based on Maynard’s phony stories and this is the extent of his fairy tales;

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There’s more about Maynard at this news story.

Don writes;

I outed Phony SEAL, Phony Recon Marine, Phony Special Forces, Phony CIA Agent, Phony Israeli Mossad, to name a few, Timothy Maynard (Admiral Maynard) a while ago and spoke with him by phone. Tim explained he’s never served a “single day” in the Military when I cornered him…

I was sent a large box of Tim’s bullshit today (attached) that included Purple Hearts, Bronze and Silver Stars, Distinguished Service Cross, Navy Cross and a TON of other awards… It was sent by a neighbor Vet that did extensive work on Tim’s house because he though Tim was a highly decorated Navy SEAL. I also spoke to a local Doctor who did extensive medical work on Tim free of charge believing the same thing. I have all their numbers and points of contact, as well as all of Tim Maynard’s…

I was also sent “Official” award citations any other official military “write ups.” Tim is/was a member of local VFW’s in Huntington, West Virginia, and I believe he stole records from the files of Vetrans there and changed the names to his. I have everything…

This has been going on a LONG time…

Category: Phony soldiers

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Rochambeau

@50

Even if is is the Don Shipley, it’s still an awesome glamour pose. It’s about context… and hair.

BigJohn

What does snow have to do with the topic at hand? Some of you can just go over to AOL and keep out of this forum.

SPEC/SEC

Fantastic job! This jerk is sick in the friggin head and a cunning little weasel! He needs four padded walls with which he can spend years hanging all his loot and staring at it until he figures out just what the hell his other personalities were making him do? Sad thing is there are hundreds of thousands more of these freaks still out there worldwide!

SPEC/SEC

Fantastic job! This jerk is sick in the friggin head and a cunning little weasel! He needs four padded walls with which he can spend years hanging all his loot and staring at it until he figures out just what the hell his other personalities were making him do?

SPEC/SEC

Please excuse the duplicate post the system wouldn’t let it through unless I deleted the last sentence and then it posted both postings anyway? BTW Don you didn’t happen to be a 95B in the service? What about you Hondo? I ask simply because I served with both a Hondo and a Don Shipley thanks.

Hondo

SPEC/SEC: the Don Shipley above was Navy and was a SEAL. I kinda doubt he’s the same guy you served with. I didn’t use the nickname “Hondo” in the service, so I doubt we crossed paths either.

But ya never know.

Ex-PH2

@52 – People who frequent this board often exchange pleasantries with each other, such as ‘how much snow did YOU get’ and ‘what’s your recipe for biscuits and sausage gravy’?

We do that a lot. It’s who we are. Deal with it.

Twist on staff duty

You have to be pretty new here to not know that we go off on tangents all the time.

Brian

What, no Shellback Cert?

MSGRetired

The look on Don’s face makes me cringe !! He is lucky he didnt have a face to face with this guy. However it would have been justifiable homicide for sure !

KillerB

Good job as always. This turd has used some major Brasso in his polishing days…I just hope his prison cell “Butty” just loves him.

jamesgpobog

Funny…in all that fruit salad I don’t see a National Defense medal or ribbon. Must have needed the room for more important stuff…

DelBoy

That’s one sexy poser-busting pose you got in that second pic, Don! Just sayin’.

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MatyBo

Well he clearly earned that LOM neck order in the Mossad. Great. So he has a printer, access to the internet, and dumpster-dived through the remnants of a gone-under Army/Navy store. Yup, a winner in my book.

I always store my classified material in my West Virginia trailer-home, and NOT in some type of storage vault or SCIF…

Sparks

At the bottom of the photo on the floor, near the center of that shit pile, the red and yellow with stripe medal, is a Republic of Vietnam, South Vietnam Air Force Northern Expeditionary medal. How in the hell would he earn that one. Given to RVN pilots who flew north of the DMZ if I remember correctly. I know…they are less then $50 on sites all over the internet. So he is also a RVN secret squirrel pilot. Glad he’s busted. Stupid is as stupid does.

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