Michelle Obama attacks the DFAC
More social engineering, this time in the messhall. This Reuters story starts out telling us how fat Americans can’t get in the military and somehow it’s the messhall’s fault;
Obese Americans in the military are a national security hazard and U.S. first lady Michelle Obama wants to see that change.
Obama, who has led a healthy eating and fitness program for children for two years, lent her voice on Thursday to the military’s efforts to overhaul the food it serves.
In an event at Little Rock Air Force Base, Obama announced a new Pentagon obesity and nutritional awareness campaign that will change nutrition standards across the services for the first time in 20 years.
Yeah, if they’re eating in the messhall, they got into the military, so they’re not among those 25% who are too obese to get into the military. See how that works?
Flagwaver sends us a link to The Blaze which reports that Obama, the hairless Wookie, is giving nutritional advice to airmen at the DFAC;
She encouraged healthy habits during a visit with individual airmen at their tables.
“Don’t worry, you’ll be a vegetable guy soon,” she reassured one airman.
She stressed that it’s not just about giving members of the armed services a more svelte profile: There are big national security and budget implications.
Yeah, I weighed 155 pounds when I got out of the military and ate at least once-a-day in the messhall. It wasn’t the food, it was the activity that kept me svelte. I needed the SOS I had every morning to replace the energy I’d burned off during PT.
Now, unless she plans on having Americans line up outside the DFAC for their meals, this is just political posturing. Yeah, good nutrition is important to the military, but they don’t need the first lady telling them to become vegetarians. Maybe she should knock off those cheeseburgers and chilifries and drop a few pounds off of that fanny pack she’s carrying around first.
Category: Barack Obama/Joe Biden, Military issues
I don’t think you know what retort means. Stick to getting gooey loads blown in your colon, leave the above grade level vocabulary to your betters, queer.
Six minutes, Spliff? You’ve really got to learn to step it up, and if that’s the best you can come up with in that amount of time, I’m guessing you’ve lost more brain cells than you realize.
Aw, Spliff, did I make you mad??? Come on man, it’s only been 10 minutes!
Don’t let that Cat IV mind of yours stand between you and Internet glory! Reach out and grab it! You can do it!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Okay, how about just go away then? That’ll work too.
Sorry fag, I’m not sitting at my computer hitting F5 every few seconds so I can post multi-paragraph responses to e-detractors like you are. You know, for someone who’s taken so much blunt force trauma to the rectum, one would think you’d have toughened up a little and wouldn’t be so obviously thin skinned. I eagerly await your next thesis length retort, I mean reply. Wouldn’t want to confuse you.
20 minutes and all you can come up with is gay “humor” even a 12-year old finds incredibly retarded?
I think I’ve hit a nerve somewhere, Spliff. Why don’t you have another bowl to dull your pain? Matter of fact, spark up that bad boy right in front of your CO and speak some of that “troof ta powah” you are so brave about!
Oh, and I had to answer a few e-mails between reading your latest missive and replying to you. So sorry it took me all of three minutes to form this reply. Guess that’s what happens when you haven’t baked all your synapses to a crisp.
I’m sorry you’re so upset about someone who dares criticize your heroine Mooshell, but if anyone’s got “cushion fo da pushin” it is most certainly her.
Sorry sparky, was down at the Class 6 getting some supplies for the weekend. I’m going to be drinking cocktails from now until 2330 Sunday night, and I’ll still be up for PT at 0630. No chronic till next weekend when I’ll have four full days to get toasted. Speaking of cocktails, a little bird told me that you used to put on a special performance of Oliver Twist for your old sub commanders by farting out a delightful mixture of cum,shit, and lube into a little martini glass, drinking it, and then inquiring “Please kind sir, may I have some more?”
Zzzzzzzzzzzz…huh? What? Oh, you. Sorry. Didn’t see your Cat IV brilliance shining through there.
And you guys get four-day weekends? Oh, this oughta be a hoot to hear. I thought all the services had 96-hour policies. Silly me.
Finally, really, Spliff, if that’s the honest-to-God best you can pull out, head back over to 4chan and see if you can get some pointers from your fellow /b/tards, because frankly it’s just not funny. But if you want to be the asshole and get in the last word, by all means, have a go at it. Fire away.
@46 I was in 20th group for a spell not that it is any of your business.
What is it with the boys in NJ – are they ALL Special Forces?
I love it when tolls come on here. for my part I NEVER at Breakfast in the 4th IBCT DFAC. Man those dudes could F**k up a wet dream. the eggs still give me nightmares.
Its all fun and games now, but I swear to you more than once I had to stop smoking a soldier pass him off to someone else and make a mad dash for the latrine.
Hey John what was the name of that guy that had his service stripes all jacked up. He was from NJ too wasn’t he?
Seriously, I’d ask for proof but I know we’ll never get it from the chode.
Jonn–Special or “special”? My vote is on option 2.
20th Group is a National Guard SF unit, my company was in Maryland it was a 3 hour drive for me to go to drill. Good try though
I was an 18B on a ruck team there for 2 years. No scuba or halo CIF team stories for me
Yeah, give a series of one line answers so you can fit the profile of a phony.
More like Halo. And Airsoft.
@65 You wouldn’t last a day out at Mackall so try the phony stuff elsewhere
Dave, I think he’s got the hardware that says otherwise, but hey, you keep telling yourself that, scooter.
Oh yeah? Then I want proof what’s your Yarborough Knife number Mr. Lilyea?
Nobody said he was 18-series, douchenozzle. Only you have made that claim.
Let me educate you sparky, Camp Mackall is where most phases of the SFQC are conducted so when you say Lilyea has the hardware to handle Mackall you are implying that he is 18 series.
#71 Asshat, if you can’t understand what he was implying when he said Jonn has the hardware to prove he could hang with 18-series I have a hard time believing you were ever SF, even NG.
I’m well aware of what Camp Mackall is, dearest.
I’m saying that Jonn in his career hasn’t got to prove shit to you; i.e., he has the hardware to back his statements up.
You, thus far, have shown a propensity for 12-year old 4chan antics.
No, I didn’t imply that he was, you INFERRED he was. IOW, your alligator mouth overloaded your hummingbird ass yet again. Another in a seemingly never-ending series of bad life choices on your part.
Give up already. It’s okay if you don’t post. Although I would miss the entertainment value you bring here with your over-the-top douchebaggery.
sorry guys I am not really caught up to speed on this guy lilyeas career, it must have been a real doozy from what I have seen of his contributions to the commentary of this blog
It is quite adorable how all you guys stick up for him though, you guys do care after all
DUIDave, eh? Interesting screen name.
Just which Bn and Co of the 20th SF did you say you were with?
B co 2/20
@59 – That’s because Pakistan’s finest were cooking our breakfast. They didn’t strike me as the bacon&eggs types.
Meanwhile our green-suited Cooks were busy guarding the ice cream machine.
Going back to the core of the issue, while the baby gruntlings thump their chests.
Those foods that are considered healthiest (from a paleo perspective) are too expensive for most of the so-called 99% to afford. What is affordable is usually injected with water, or hydrogenated oils to increase volume (and $).
Looking at the laws of supply and demand, America could triple the current supply of food by doing extremely painful things:
1. Restarting agriculture in California’s Central Valley. Currently, the one place that used to produce an 8th of the world’s food supply lies fallow because the greenies want a small smelt, that has no value either as a living or a dead thing, to live. But, it’s California and making good food too expensive IS Progressive!
2. Stop all of the corn subsidies. Most the corn that goes to making ethanol is not truly fit for human consumption, but does a damned fine job for cattle, hogs, and other edible critters. Feed and care of edible critters is incredibly expensive, so many farmers and ranchers stay out of the market because they can’t achieve enough profit to reinvest in more critters.
If FLOTUS Obama truly believes what she’s saying, she’d have her Dem allies support the growth of agri-business and end ethanol subsidies.
@79 let me guess you’re a skunk vomit (Gingrich) supporter?
@74
ROFL
And, and in case there was any doubt… I’m not laughing with you, I’m laughing at you.
DUIDave – how long have you been with B Co?
Dang, once again! Invasion of the trolls. But then, it would be kinda messy to kill them all.
#79, as yes, the cave?dwelling Paiute trout, or whatever the hell they call that sorry excuse for an anchovy. You and I both know they would rather ship in “fresh” vegetables from China to bolster their economy than make the dippy-hippies angry. Hell, I’d love to see Momma Obama try getting a continuous serving of fresh fruits and veggies to submariners or seamen on deployment…
As for the peter-puffers that are trolling. Unass this AO and go back to surfing your porn. Leave the posting to the big boys and girls.
@82 Not with them anymore, I was there for 2 years and change
DUIDave – were you with them in 2009?
2 years and change? What, as the janitor?
You haven’t lived until you’ve eaten a can of ham and mothers.
Yeah, Joe Farrel was my team sergeant
DUIDave – so, you’ll be able to tell us how many KIA your unit had that year, and their last names?
Flag…I’d love to see the trolls after a 70 day run. We’d usually have a quick stores load after a long underway before getting a larger fresh stores loadout during the port call/upkeep. I remember one of the forward guys taking a whole head of lettuce out of the box and just bury his face in and chew through it like an overized apple.
Bottom line, we don’t need Moshell telling us fresh fruits and vegetables are good for us. We especially don’t need some jackass who eats lobster or 2000 calorie meals at Steak N Shake every time I turn around lecturing me how I should be eating.
I didn’t finish the Afghan deployment.. And I am not going to post the names I do know for OPSEC reasons. Who are you exactly Hoss?
DUIDave – who I am is immaterial; you’re the one making the claim of being SF. And the OPSEC claim is BS – names and units of KIA are publicly announced by DoD. I already know the answer.
The question is whether or not you know the answer. A SF Company is rather small – around 100 pax, as I recall co. If you were assigned to B Co, you’d know who didn’t make it back alive.
Now, you wanna answer the question?
Matthew Pucino
DUIDave – so far, so good. Now who were the others?
I don’t know everybody I was in Q for a decent portion of the deployment
Sparky, Where did Dave claim your faggot boyfriend was 18 Series? I’m half in the bag so I may have missed it, but given your misuse of the word retort, I’m guessing your shoddy reading comp is contributing to this mis-communication. Dave said Fag BF wouldn’t last a day at Mackall and you said fag BF had the hardware to prove otherwise. What hardware were you referring to if not an SF Tab? What, a Ranger tab? Ranger’s aren’t fit to wipe SF ass. Bitch please.
Michelle Obama is OK with the Spliff-man. She’s got a big black ass, and I love women with big black asses, just like you love men with big black cocks.
You sure are awfully fixated on the whole gay thing there, Cat IV. Care to explain why? Special “uncle” somewhere in your past? Or was that you?
Seriously, if you can’t stay on topic…
All: this guy might or might not be legit. SSG Matthew Pucino was in fact with B/2/20 SF, and was KIA in Afghanistan in Nov 2009. However, the unit had one or more earlier KIA(s) that year, so I’m not positive. I’d have thought that he’d know who all of his brothers in arms were that didn’t come home, given the small size and tight-knit nature of most SF units. If he’d known them all, I’d give him the benefit of the doubt. For now, status is still IMO undetermined.
DUIDave: Sorry to go down this route. However, this site and the guy who runs it, Jonn Lilyea (yeah – the same guy you were snotty as hell to above) has “busted” a shitload of posers/wannabees/Stolen Valor assholes. And many of them have had the audacity and stupidity to post here defending themselves. Frankly, above you sounded quite a bit like some of them.
IF you’re legit, you have my apologies. If you’re a poser . . . well, you have to face yourself in the mirror.
Dave…I will extend the same coutesy. If legit, my sincerest apologies. If not, you’re fucked. Frankly, I’m not convinced one way or the other, although I will say your fucking ATTITUDE basically sucks ass and isn’t what I would expect or what I have experienced from those I do know in various SF communities.
Take what you want from that.
I don’t think you people are familiar with how transient an SF National Guard unit can be, granted during a deployment it stabilizes a bit but you have alot of tag alongs from other groups to plus up your ODA but if you’re not apart of the old boy group you pretty much have the mindset of not worrying about what happens outside your ODA