New Year and New fakes.

| February 7, 2011

In with the new year and in with the new phonies. Meet a one Mr, Woytek, Jason thanks to POW.net.

But according to his records he is not even have half of these awards. In fact that his highest award is the Army Reserve Components Achievement Medal.

Oh with the CIB with two stars and the CAR with three stars was not a dead give away. But then again perhaps one should explain how unit awards are given and when one has a silver oak leaf on every single award is a big eye raiser, I do not know what is.

It seems that he is facing other criminal charges of pawning off stolen laptops.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Richter

NHSparky stay out of this you have no idea what you are talking about.

Richter

I am sorry I interrupted you guys trying to think of new reasons to hate Obama, when we all know the REAL reason you hate him. Tell Old Trooper I said whats up at your Klan meeting tonight. No get off my back I have some PT to do.

Richter OUT.

Jacobite

Bwahahahahaha!!

Old Tanker

Sphincter boy,

There’s only one person here that has no idea what he’s talking about…and you prove it more with every comment…

Jacobite

He sounds like a scene out of ‘Hamburger Hill’. Both of the freakin goofballs are worth less attention than Joe, lol. They’re just ‘sea gulling’ through between classes at the local HS. 😉

Houser

If I was gonna quote Hamburger Hill I’d be saying things like “We’re Airborne, we don’t start fights . . . we FINISH them!”

Old Pooper- My medic in Iraq didn’t need anyone buying him controlled substances, he was enjoying more than his fair share of the aid-bag’s morphine supply.

I only drink top-shelf and while my ladies may not be super high caliber they are certainly much classier and better looking than that off-post shrew you married and paid child support to all those years.

Houser

No, I’m not airborne, but I am Army, and I’ll do whatever the hell I want to. Post your DD-214 and then I’ll do likewise. LEAD BY EXAMPLE.

PintoNag

YOUR medic was using, Houser? And it was the morphine out of the aid-bag? I sure hope you shit-canned him after you caught him doing that!

Houser

I wasn’t MFIC just an E-5. He did get canned, well more than canned. Last I heard he was facing a court martial, but I never heard what happened to him, after he left the platoon we never heard from/about him again.

He was just a 19 year old kid and it was fairly obvious that he was a major druggie before he enlisted, but that didn’t stop his recruiter from letting him sign up for a job where he could be in charge of narcotics. Truth be told, I hope they didn’t too hard on him, but he sure as hell needed to be kicked out.

Old Trooper

Ok, Sphincter, you win. I can’t hide the fact that you caught up to me and exposed my Klan membership. I hope you don’t mind, but I will inform my younger brother of that, since he has more African black blood in him than Obama (those are my brother’s words, not mine). Just so you know, my younger brother’s father is black and a retired CSM in the US Army. I’ll let him know, as well, since he would be rather disappointed to know this. Now, the part about the trailer is off, since I don’t live in a trailer, but it’s nice that you are starting to throw out old stereotypes that are the fall back quips of the progressive commies when they are losing an argument. Yes, you do have to prove it to me, since you called me out with your bullshit, it’s up to you to prove everything you said about yourself. Now, I have nothing to prove since everyone on this site has never read me claiming a CIB, never claiming anything other than what I had earned. Please do bring your DD214, along with copies of orders and awards, etc. The reason I ask for copies of orders for things like duty stations, promotions, etc. is because most phonies are getting good at faking their DD214, but slip up when it comes to orders. Just an FYI; I don’t go hunting phonies, they fall into our lap quite often. When you want to get together and share DD214s, let Jonn know and we will set up a meeting. While I know you are averse to going to a VSO post, we can meet at Starbucks so you can have a double non-fat soy latte and I’ll even buy one for your boyfriend (DADT has been repealed, after all), mmmmkay? I’ll bring my stuff; will you? (see, I still have all sorts of copies of things like orders for duty stations, letters of commendation, promotions, etc. Hell, I’ll even bring my Dept. of Veterans Affairs ID card) Granted, I don’t hold out any hope of… Read more »

Jacobite

Oh Houser might be Army alright, probably some little runt of a junior clerk trying to relieve the tedium of his lonesome little life. I haven’t yet met a trigger puller with an attitude like either one of these innocents. Like children they’ll only go away one of two ways, by either ignoring them, or hunting down their actual back grounds and exposing them.
No one is invisible. 😉

Old Trooper

Ah, Doogie, you crack me up. I would love to sit here and just blast away on you, but the funny thing is, I didn’t get married until I was out a few years and I have 2 beautiful daughters and a wonderful grandson to show for it. Now, why you decided to pile on me when Sphincter started his shit is beyond me. I hadn’t said a fucking thing to either of you in this thread, but you just couldn’t resist the temptation to get your groove on. Go ahead; next I suppose you will want to insult my mother? You better make it loud, otherwise she won’t hear it (she died several years ago). Please, get as personal as you want, I don’t mind since I have been called worse by better people. Continue being a fuckstain all you want, it’s your dime.

Houser

There isn’t much to expose, I haven’t claimed anything I haven’t got. Highest thing I earned was an ARCOM. I went to basic at D co. 2/19 Infantry and did the bulk of my time at 1/16 INF at Fort Riley, whom I did a tour in Kuwait in ’01 and then Iraq with back in ’03-’04. We were in Ramadi under the command of the 82nd and then later the 1st Marines. No Delta Dan, Ranger Rick, or DSC with Silver Oak Leaf Cluster fantasies here. Turn the guys on POWNET loose, maybe they’ll confiscate the 111th ACR Challenge Coin I “inherited” from my roomate after he PCSed to the 172nd.

Jacobite

Well there you go Houser, you’ve just admitted to about as much as any one else here has admitted to, with or without proof, so why the angst?

And the ‘exposure’ I speak of isn’t only about awards, but personal as well. If it can be proved by an outside source, your peers perhaps, that you’re less than an average example of a soldier, then anything you have to contribute from that point forward may be safely file 13’d.

melle1228

>Most of you guys exaggerate your service on this discussion board everyday,

Geez, what an ass. I am not military, so I haven’t exaggerated anything, and I haven’t seen that on this website at all. In fact, most that have “been there, done that” and got a medal- don’t talk about it..

And you don’t have to do much these days to get medals.. Heck the army passes out bronz stars for merit like participation trophies. So the fact that these weasels have to “exaggerate” their service just mean they are little men who having done nothing worthwhile in life.

Old Trooper

Ok, I was just going to leave this alone, so that Sphincter and Doogie could stew in their own juices, but they leave me no choice. I was called out without having said jack shit to either of them, so I challenged Sphincter to meet up with me and bring all his shit, because I damn sure will bring mine. I have heard nothing in 14 hours. Doogie was called out by Sporkster, yet hasn’t provided what was asked for. I wonder why it went silent?? I’m still wondering why Doc Bailey and I were singled out to begin with, and then Spork was added to the lambasting fray shortly after. I now believe that I hit a nerve with Sphincter just with my one comment at the beginning of this thread. Why is that? Why Doogie then joined the fracas is beyond me. I asked and am waiting for an explanation on that from him.

I’m not letting this go, because these two CIB toting chuckleheads pissed me off and threw down the gauntlet. I say; let’s go. Bring all your shit, Sphincter. I don’t want emailed anything, I want to meet up in person and have you provide all of it at that time. You were fine with that; remember? Or, do you want me to go out and buy a trailer, first, so that it will fit your stereotype? As I said, I am prepared to do the same. The only emailed anything I will accept better come from St. Louis.

As the saying, that is all the rage with CIB awardees named Sphincter; Ruck up, boy, or be gone.

NHSparky

And then of course I’m told by these two lightweights to STFU because I don’t know what I’m talking about, OT. Hey, it’s all good. I don’t know any Navy guys with CIB’s, but I’m pretty sure the number of Army guys with dolphins can be counted on one finger or less.

Old Trooper

True, Sparky. It takes a special person to be stuffed in a metal tube under the ocean for months and I’m not afraid to admit that I ain’t one of them. You couldn’t pay me enough money to do that.

I’ll sit back and wait, but I doubt that it will come to anything, because I heard enough catch phrases in what Sphincter said to know that he’s not gonna take up the challenge he laid down. He tapdanced on his weiner and got caught.

Richter

You’re an idiot Old Scumbag, how the hell are we going to meet up? The last time I checked this is a pretty big country. I know the extent of your service was driving to the armory in your hometown that you never left and eating mcdonalds and drinking beer for 8 hours. This isn’t going to be that easy. If you think I am going out of my way in the least to meet up with your fat sorry ass you’re mistaken.

And one more thing Old Douchebag why would I bother to bring any of my documents with me if you’re just going to say they are fakes. You would have to bring somebody with you to to read them to you because I am not doing it.

Richter

NHSparky you can keep your dolphin, I know you spent enough time below deck with other sailors playing flippy flop so just kindly stay out of this one. Grown ups are talking.

Jacobite

Anyone got an IP address and origins location on this joker yet? If he won’t fess up, guess we gotta go looking. 😉

Richter

You wanna come looking for me Jacobite? Even if you knew my exact location I am sure you’re going to drive or fly to come track me down you don’t scare anybody. You guys are such frauds.

Richter

I would give you my 10 digit grid but since none of you know how to read a map it wouldn’t do any good.

Jacobite

The typical infantile agressive response from the peanut gallery, lol. What makes you think I want to meet up with you? You aren’t worth the price of a ticket anyware to me cupcake, I just want to discover what and who you are for certain, then see you exposed for the waste of oxygen I believe you to be. One doesn’t even have to leave the couch to do that sunshine, and there’s no fraud involved, the folks here have done it before, appearantly you haven’t done your homework.

Richter

You can’t track a ghost. Trust me whatever you get isn’t going PID me pal. I have done my homework.

And Sporkmaster I got no fight with you brother. I apologize for every bad thing I said to you. You’re a good kid you shouldn’t let these old farts on this site corrupt you. The majority of them are from the Post Viet Nam era of the Military and they grew up to be the worst group of leadership the military has ever had. Sporkmaster You’re a warfighter a Combat Medic don’t lie down with these dogs.

Jacobite

Bwahahahahaha!

PintoNag

Richter, honey, I have to break some news to you:

You’re about to find out that the men here are EXACTLY what they claim to be. And can do EXACTLY what they claim they can do.

Hard lessons are usually the most important ones, though.

Enjoy.

Richter

Nobody was talking to you Pinto. Go be worthless someplace else.

Jacobite

Oh ya, there’s some real ‘warrior talk’ there! lol

Bwahahahahaha!

Richter

You find me yet Jacobite? How about it super sleuth just some more empty talk. About the only thing you are good for.

PintoNag

🙂

Jacobite

😉

Old Trooper

LMAO!!!! Sphincter boy opens his piehole and exposes himself as a complete douchebag. Why wouldn’t you bring your papers, numbnuts? I only mentioned that a DD214 is the usual doctored document. Are you telling me that yours is fake? That’s why I requested the other things from you. I have mine; do you? Obviously not, since you’re whining like a little bitch about big country, don’t want to meet up, waah waah waah. How do you know where I live? Maybe you’re closer than you think?

You talk a good game, but are what Texans call “all hat and no cattle”. I love how you talk really tough, yet make pussy boy excuses as to why you think we can’t meet up and why you, all of a sudden, don’t want to show your bona fides. That doesn’t sound like a warrior, that sounds like a whine-tit. You started down this road, so now finish it, bitch. In a last, desperate gasp, you claim that you could give your grid coordinates, but we wouldn’t be able to read them, anyway. Nice try little billy badass. Bring it, send an email to Jonn. Jonn will get in touch with me, and we’ll do lunch; mmmmmmkay?

Why do you continue to get your ass whooped when all you have to do is hold up your end of the demand. You demanded from me, I said fine, yet now you back peddle faster than Rosie O’Donnell at a weightwatchers meeting. You were the one talking shit about meeting up, not me. I called your bluff ya fucking poser; now, as you say, “ruck the fuck up”.

Andy FMF

So the whats the deal with 15 Combat Action Ribbons, but only 1 National Defense Medal………? Is it even physically possible to have rated 15 Combat Action Ribbons?

Old Trooper

Oh, one more thing, Sphincter, I was regular Army, not NG or Reserve, but thanks for playing.

Richter

You’re full of shit Old Trooper, email John, who the fuck is John? I am not emailing any of your buddies because I will never hear from you. You want me to email you? Send me your email address. My credentials speak for themselves. I am not some ignorant jackoff spouting my mouth off on a message board all day. I was never talking shit about meeting up I am actually smart enough to know that is probably not possible. I started the whole you being full of shit deal which you are, you’re so fucking stupid man!! What state do you even live in?

Richter

You know what Old Cocksucker name the time and place, fuck emailing where are we going to meet at big shooter?

Richter

Sporkmaster shouldn’t you be giving somebody a sponge bath? Old Dildo wants to meet me in person, so he can tell me where we are going to do it? Fuck emails, you cocksuckers will just say they are fake anyway.

Richter

My name is SSG Bradley Crawford google me, my credentials speak for themselves.

Richter

Here is a video

Richter

Whats wrong Old Piece of Shit, homo got your tongue?

fm2176

I’m sitting on the sidelines being amused, but I can’t help but notice how dedicated Richter is to talking trash. He even talked it to himself in the comments:

Hey Crawford make sure you dont lose that weapon? like lost yours in Djibouti
flimflam94 9 months ago

this dude crawford is a shitbag, he lost his weapon when we were deployed and got kicked out of country for incompetence he was also fired from being a squad leader and got sent to do admin work, this guy couldnt? lead a turd out? of his bunghole
flimflam94 9 months ago

UNLESS…

He isn’t SSG Bradley Crawford. He probably got pissed when SSG Crawford shot him in the nuts during an airsoft game at Riley.

fm2176

And by comments, I mean those in the Youtube video.

I notice most of them have been deleted or flagged as spam…

Sporkmaster:Good find, I took a screen capture to make sure that he did not come back and delete them.