Phillip Dale Monkress; The continuing saga
So if you missed the drama last night in the post about Phillip Dale Monkress, you didn’t miss much. A couple of us got phone calls last night threatening that we were about to be served with summons. Someone who got my wife’s phone records called one of her friends to ask about my guns, ostensibly to protect the process server. I was told that I should remove my guns from house in preparation for that visit, even though the caller was unable to determine if I owned guns, and then later posted in the comments of this blog that I don’t have a permit to own guns (even though no such permit is required, or available in West Virginia).
Well, why would someone run off the rails like that? I’m just a blogger who has never hid my location in the event that one of these phonies feels froggy and wants to leap. I post publicly available information about people who are deceiving the public, and I always do my best to eliminate Personally Identifiable Information, but all that numbnuts did last night was post PII about me and the others. If you want to know if I own guns, come to the house, chickenshit. You’re in Bethesda, MD and I’m a couple of miles away. Drive on up and find out for yourself.
As I mentioned before, Monkress’ lawyer tried to put pressure on us and some of our commenters, to no available, so they’re trying intimidation, poorly. I’ve done nothing illegal, so there’s no summons coming. His lawyer might be an idiot, but she doesn’t want to look like an idiot in a courtroom. So Monkress has hired a PI in Bethesda to harass and try to intimate us. What they don’t realize is that we have lawyers and PIs, too.
So why would he do all of that intimidation? Well, maybe because he’s feeling the heat beyond his phony veterans stories. For example, this is a cached copy of his company’s About page from last week;
And here’s what it looks like now;
They got millions of dollars in government contracts based on their status as a Native American-owned business. Now suddenly, they’re not Native Americans? While we’re looking at their website, how about the front page;
See that Department of Veterans’ Affairs seal? Well, that’s not legal to display there according to 18 U.S.C. §506;
(a) Whoever –
(1) falsely makes, forges, counterfeits, mutilates, or alters
the seal of any department or agency of the United States, or any
facsimile thereof;
(2) knowingly uses, affixes, or impresses any such fraudulently
made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal or
facsimile thereof to or upon any certificate, instrument,
commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possesses, sells, offers for sale,
furnishes, offers to furnish, gives away, offers to give away,
transports, offers to transport, imports, or offers to import any
such seal or facsimile thereof, knowing the same to have been so
falsely made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered,
shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned not more than 5
years, or both.
(b) Notwithstanding subsection (a) or any other provision of law,
if a forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal of a
department or agency of the United States, or any facsimile
thereof, is –
(1) so forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered;
(2) used, affixed, or impressed to or upon any certificate,
instrument, commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possessed, sold, offered for sale,
furnished, offered to furnish, given away, offered to give away,
transported, offered to transport, imported, or offered to
import, with the intent or effect of facilitating an alien’s application
for, or receipt of, a Federal benefit to which the alien is not
entitled, the penalties which may be imposed for each offense under
subsection (a) shall be two times the maximum fine, and 3 times the
maximum term of imprisonment, or both, that would otherwise be
imposed for an offense under subsection (a).
(c) For purposes of this section –
(1) the term “Federal benefit” means –
(A) the issuance of any grant, contract, loan, professional
license, or commercial license provided by any agency of the
United States or by appropriated funds of the United States;
and
(B) any retirement, welfare, Social Security, health
(including treatment of an emergency medical condition in
accordance with section 1903(v) of the Social Security Act (19
(!1) U.S.C. 1396b(v))), disability, veterans, public housing,
education, food stamps, or unemployment benefit, or any similar
benefit for which payments or assistance are provided by an
agency of the United States or by appropriated funds of the
United States; and
(2) each instance of forgery, counterfeiting, mutilation, or
alteration shall constitute a separate offense under this
section.
Like I said the other day, we have someone wandering the halls of Congress trying to get various Congress people interested in Monkress and his company. I’ve also said in the past that I didn’t want to put innocent people out of work at All Points – but that stunt last night pushed me beyond that sentiment. Initially, we only wanted Monkress to admit that he had done all of us veterans wrong by pretending to be something he wasn’t, but he had to double down on the stupid.
He may have threatened my wife and family, but my resolve in this matter has dissipated their fears. So you cowards come out from behind your screens to face me and admit that you have been wrong all along and all of this will stop. By the way, I have more information if you want to keep up this silly game.
By the way, I didn’t post any links to All Points Logistics to protect you from any data they might gather from your visit.
Category: Phony soldiers
“Someone has been working themselves up into a frenzy today.”
LMAO at Paul K. Wickre trying, futilely, to be able to make a comment. Spending all that time typing up a superior, elitist, Lucky Sperm Club, Jag owning, comeback to all of us meanies in our TAH sandbox. And after he spent the good coins on his cheap liquor, at that.
It must suck to be a MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSER, who has no support in his claimed church, no friends except those he has to pay to be around him, hating that the women he hates are working as checkout types when he buys his new spandex outfit.
Poor Pitiful Pauli.
Shall we call a Waaaaambulance for you?
Wonder if he has cultivated a friend in the ‘hood who lets him “borrow” an electronic device occasionally. Ya know, so he can like pretend to be someone he isn’t again some more.
That, or he’s still trying to be allowed back into the free internet room in his local Public Library, but alas, they won’t allow him in while he’s sporting “Eau de Thunderbird aroma” and dirty spandex!
@847.
I wonder if it was a bogus call?
What are the odds Phildo is still buying the drinks and paying the bills?
Money is funny like that.
And considering this particular MC’s acceptance/apathy toward posers, who knows?
Psul you out there all alone, oh no Psul you wanna come play.
VI … I will give you a hint.
In this movie, someone urinated in the punch bowl!
@861.
“Punch Bowl”
I would assume that is Phildo’s ass.
Phildo is a pissant. psul is right behind him, in more ways than one.
Yo Phildo,
Still buying those drinks?
Do you hear people laughing when you walk by?
When you tell some to do something, do they take their time?
Missing some invites?
How does it “Phil”, there Phildo?
Jonn,
You should probably start a cache file on Phildo.
The bulk and volume alone should be enough.
Just an observation.
Put “Phildo” below “Phony Soldiers”.
Well, I’ve already started a paulwickre.com website and I’m thinking about doing the same with a phillipmonkress.com website.
Cool.
Just went to paulwickre.com. Is that picture really him? If it is it explains his screwed up thought process. I’d think that everyone hated me if I had to dress like that, too.
Seems someone has left a comment that is waiting moderation.
Probably says something like:
“A properly uppity little he/she, isn’t he/she? Looks like he/she was conceived via a test tube and some “Lucky Sperm”. Sure to grow up to be a real social outcast, unable to attract credible friends, even unable to discern what is and what is not a collectible vehicle.
MCPL for sure.”
Or another comment saying “He looks like “that kid” who always got “swirlied” in school, getting his head stuffed into a toilet and flushed!!”.
paulwickre.com
PRICELESS!!!
phillipmonkress.com
BRING IT ON!
He’s TOAST!!!!
Paul K. Wickre, MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSER that he is, will probably take the google diversion to the Paul Wicker photo sites, and miss the whole thing completely. He probably will be too drunk to copy and paste
http://paulwickre.com/blog/
and find it directly.
I wonder is someone is going to post his “rap sheet” over at that site; or the links to the posts about him over here. Either or both would be a great help to anyone in HR trying to qualify him for a position.
Phildo has had another hard day at work misrepresenting himself as he stole from American taxpayers.
Cut him some slack as he attempts to was away the guilt.
Not.
wash
http://www.paulwickre.com
I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks.
Speaking of meatgazers….
Phildo.
I’m getting a ‘not found’ message with those links, fellas.
I had it open, but on refreshing it I got the same message, Ex-PH2.
But it was fun while it lasted.
Anytime we can have fun with the spandex clad slinky toy that is Paul K. Wickre, MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSER, is a good time. Even if he isn’t committing his alcoholic slurred speech rants here.
I wonder how the conversation goes in the Paul K. Wickre household.
Is it: “Oh Paul, you poor dear; those meanies keep picking on you for no reason.”
Or is it: “Paul! You dumb sumbitch, I told you to stay the hell away from that computer when you are drinking. Now look what you’ve done to our name.”
He does think he’s clever, does he not?
All those claims of European royal bloodline (mostly incestual), of wealth (earned entirely by his wife and mother), and misplaced loyalty to Phildothedrunko from Skiatook High School makes me think wacko-Wickre-o the drunk of Montgomery County, Maryland has hit a low. No one asked him to come to our house and attack us or defend his drunken drug-crazed poser former boss, Phillip Monkress. In measures of lunacy, insanity, and stupidity, Wickre-o the drunk is exceeded by only Monkress the lying dip-shit, imitation and wanta-be-SEAL. What kind of idiot would defend a lying sombitch like Monkeyass? Must be butt-hole buddies.
Do you think Paul Wickre is into Ripple Wine or Boones Farm complete with screw-top lid and paperbag, really cheap no-name booze or home brew? Whatever it is, his mind is gone and he doesn’t even know it.
His obit will say “he meant well and tried hard, but always seemed to fall short in the eyes of his family and he always seemed to defend the wrong jerks.”
What a loser!
Psul’s Liver: “Yo Phil, let’s go for a ride.”
Phil: “Na, I have not been riding lately. I was thrown out of a military motorcycle club for lying about me military record.”
Psul’s Liver: “OK, let’s go get a cheap bottle of gin and watch a Cowboys and Indians movie!”
Phil: “The gin sounds good, but I am laying off the whole Indian thing for a while.”
Psul’s Liver: “How about some gay porn?”
Phil: “Now your talking.”
It just hit reading the comments in #885. I don’t know why nobody on the board has already made the connection. Phil Monkress claims Native American ancestry, US Navy SEAL service, and he is a biker. Phil Monkress is, wait for it…………………………………………………..The Village People!
Shoot, Hack.Stone – even the Village People don’t want to be associated with that lying ass.
Besides, I’m pretty sure Lt Frederick Georges (remember him?) has the “honor” of being the reincarnation of that biker dude from the VP.
I’m gonna miss wwww.paulwickre.com. Not gonna miss the real Paul Wickre (Google hit!) or Phil Monkress (Google hit!) while they get tag teamed by Cellblock C in Jessup (if it’s a MD state beef) or some other less-than-pleasant federal lockup, but the fact their poop chutes will be so loose they’ll need drawstrings to pull their assholes closed?
Priceless.
Yes, but psul the uncool is a crashing bore and Phildo is right behind him in line.
It still amazes me that two (three?) weeks after the fact, Psulie-boi still breathes free air.
If it was just about anyone else, they would have been rounded up and thrown under the jail by now. Maybe they’re just convinced he’s a harmless douchetool who’s all blow and no go.
Okay, Psulie-boi, if you’re reading this, not a hair on your ass, scooter.
I just love waking up to Phildo and Paul (of the Ballsack) comments.
886,
Don’t forget about the claims of being a cop. That supports your theory even more!
@892.
A Brevard County Sheriffs Deputy to be precise.
I sense an impending photoshop, the thought of which is both hilarious and frightening…
Gay, drunk Psuli boi the sad blacksheep of the family, alone late at night in his own bedroom, rejected by his wife years before, without achievements of his own other than record consumption of cheap booz, rambling prose on this blog no one including himself understands, dumped by his butt-hole buddy Phildothedrunk dui lying poser. Such a sad, sad story. So sad. So sad.
Wickre the king of ego and drama has lost the online blog battle and seems unwilling to open up and be honest about his former boss. Phillip Monkress and his APL dollars have bought his silence. How long can APL last with such rampant dishonesty?
Phildo is the man!
@896…I have it on pretty good authority he’s still trying to get in, but Jonn has his IP on lockdown, which is no doubt driving Psulie-boi batshit crazy.
Okay, more batshit crazy than normal. Again, why he still breathes free air amazes me, but such is the nature of our legal system. The very people and system he so despises to the point they take out restraining orders on him is the very system that’s keeping him from getting his leather donut punched on a regular basis.
You’d think he’d learn to recognize the irony and just step back for a moment, then let it go. But nooooooo….
Providing copious amounts of quality semen while Psul pleasures himself to adult films entitled, “Locker Room Workouts”, “Leather, Leather and More Leather”, “I Can’t Say I Love You – There is a Ball Gag in My Mouth” and “Greenwich Village Gents” is tough work!
ONE MORE TIME FOR THE OBVIOUS RETARD LURKING AROUND, namely PAUL WICKRE
you got my address, phone number & email, you have published it like 12 times since I CALLED YOUR ASS OUT!
You are a true shiteater.
PITIFUL, JUST PITIFUL.
Paul (of the Ballsack) works the boys while Phildo makes a deposit.
These assclowns have tag teamed the American taxpayer far too long.
I can’t take this anymore …
Someone please take me out of my misery.
Casterate me now!
@902, Damn, you’re gonna leave me hanging by myself bro!
@ Right … I am the larger one!
You have know idea …
@ Left, well I guess you’re right.
Looks like I blew my cover!