Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL
The discussion on Monkress has moved here.
Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.
Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;
ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;
Category: Phony soldiers
Oh, I see. Hey, boys and girls! Dirtrick da T’ird is ba-a-a-ack!
He’s playing with Pi numbers…. like anyone really believes he knows how to find the full number of Pi.
We know who you are and we know what you think you’re doing is clever.
Well, it ain’t.
mmmmm, pie….
Yeah, Dirtbag Derrick Dietrich, and all the other pseudonyms you’re using, listen up, stupid.
You need to call yo’ boss and tell him it’s time to quit.
How’s being stupid working for you?
Seriously lame, Chingacabra.
What kind of pie is that? Is it pumpkin? I’d like whipped cream with mine. Thanks!
There once was an idiot named Dirt(bag)
Who had nought to his name but a shirt.
He pestered his betters
With numbers and letters
And still ended up in the dirt.
I know all kinds of piecrust recipes.
I sure hope Monkress is paying you a lot to make an ass of yourself, Derrick. If you’re doing it for nothing, you’re even stupider than I thought you were the first time I saw your posts.
Having another brain fart, I see.
Derrick/DirTrick/Dietrich’s song
How sweet to be an idiot
and dip his brains in shit.
Children laughing at his back
With no fear of attack
Because they know his brains are full of shit.
How sweet to be an idiot. How sweet.
(With a nod to Terry Gilliam.)
Hey, look, everybody!!!! Derrick/Chingacabra just called himselff “Fucktard”!!! @944
He actually did that! He IS as stupid as he looks.
I can see you, Derrick. You just think I can’t.
Spam pie!!! Do we get fried eggs with that? I’d like mine nice and crisp.
Cut, paste, repeat. Cut, paste, repeat. Cut, paste, repeat.
So lame.
Driving the entries to 1000 won’t give yo’ boss any more chance at the SV champs than anyone else.
It ain’t the number of turds. It’s the quality of the turd that counts.
Oh, yeah, while I”m at it. In regard to your little threat to punish US for harassing YOU and YO’ BOSS, as per this entry:
953 nemo me impune lacessit Says:
YOU GUYS harassed US. But you’re right. No one goes unpunished for harrassing us. Game on!
I am the Queen of the Moonlit Night, and far and wide I roam.
That boy’s got a full six-pack, but he lost the little plastic thing that holds it all together.
What? No more pi? Awww!
You know, I changed my mind about the pie. I want deep dish apple, warmed up about a minute, with a big scoop of vanilla ice cream oozing away on the side. And bring me a fork and a big spoon with that, okay? Thanks.
Nik, we must fight the good fight. I sent a spam notice to Admin.
You know, it was fun before, with all that gibberish. Now, it’s just boring. Roadkill is funnier than this dope on a rope.
You are a queen!! But so is DerDick just a different kind.
I put a tiny pinch of cinnamon in my pie crusts, just to add a little something, something.
I almost left this one out. He has two entries under this name:
951 nemo me impune lacessit Says:
After all the obnoxious, cowardly things Affenteil and Chingacabra have done, you’d think they’d learn by now that we are not the fools in this game.
They are.
Hey, Valkyrie, I put cinnamon in my apple pie crust, too! Do you use butter in the crust?
I’m a firm believer in “stupidity should hurt”. Guess instead of getting a bruise this idiot is going to have to break a bone.
Only fresh real butter that’s been sitting on the counter for a while. Apple pie or apple anything is my favorite in the world. I’m eating apple chips right now.
Bozo’s last entry was about a half hour ago. Do you think he maybe ran away?
Wait I use butter in my crust when I make my crusts using nuts, (I like to smash em all teeny tiny in a little baggie with my rolling pin), but for apple pie crust I use lard. I just woke up from a “nap” give my brain a min to wake up. I was thinking of putting a recipe up here for a diabetic dessert I make that you can eat almost the whole thing and still not get sick. It uses nuts for a crust.
I think as usual when you showed him what an idiot he is, he tucked tail and ran. Do you think that was him though? It looks sorta like a spammer but a couple does look like his work, almost as if he came in saw what the spammer was doing and took over.Just looks and feels real strange to me. If all of that was him, then I think you finally broke him. He is off his rocker big time for doing all that.
Okay pi guy, hope your haven fun, cause I sure as hell cannot figure out what you are trying to accomplish.
If my brain ever wakes up, I’m going to check his numbers. If his math is anything like is language skills, then I bet most of it’s wrong. Haha!
@979
Don’t do it! If his math is anything like his language skills you’ll just end up with a headache and a nosebleed.
Valkyrie, I think you’re right, and I’m pretty sure it was all him. It very consistent, which is his mark. The thing is, there is only one person I know of who has actually calculated the full value of Pi, and he’s a high school kid who is teaching physics as MIT some place. I doubt that this clown has enough brain cells working to do the math himself. I’m sure he found an online source for it.
@978 – This was all just cut and paste from some place. I seriously doubt that it was an actual new spammer, just our resident spammer DirTrick the Chingacabra. However, because I sent a note to Admin a while ago about it, it will probalby disappear tomorrow, so I copied all of those entries to Word. 365 pages of cut and paste Pi values that he’s too dumb to calculate himself. If you notice entries 951 and 953 above, which I also copied, the Latin translates as ‘no one goes unpunished who harasses me’ which is kind of ironic since he’s harassing us. The copies to Word take up 365 pages in 9 point type, so I’ve saved that for posterity.
I’m kipping out of here.
We do have a Recipes page, with a link to the column to post recipes, up at the top of the page.
I think he’s gone.
Camp is quiet. Command has been warned to be on lookout for infiltrators. Super secret squirrel information documented and secured. I stand relieved.
Signing off.
I was thinking they might delete it since it’s such a mess. I’m glad you saved it, I was going to. Sleep well.
Someone was bored this evening and/or couldn’t sleep. (besides me)
DerDick commented 94 times trying to quote pie (some was wrong just like I thought)
He posted 48 times using names of semi-famous or use to be famous people (I think he spelled some names wrong trying to go for different people) Yes, I Googled them all and most now lead right back to here. Haha!!
He used Anonymous 43 times, a blank space once, and he called himself a Fucktard.
And he used the phrase “Nemo me Inpune Lacessit” twice. Ex- translated what he said there and of course that was spelled wrong also. Poor guy just can’t get a handle on foreign languages. It’s Impune not Inpune. Which means (quoting Ex) “No one attacks me with impunity.”
I think she showed him very well the true meaning of that. It’s a thing of beauty to watch what goes on here late at night.
Valkyrie:
Actually, the word is spelled, “I-M-P-U-G-N”.
I ain’t no expert, but it looks to me like this message thread has been hacked with some sort of virus, or whatever.
I guess Google and I was spelling it the English (?) way, maybe? Showing my intelligence here but I’d never seen it before I plugged the whole thing in Google and it showed it with a “M”. But thank you, never too late to learn a new word.
Just got up, drinking my Cuban Coffee, (Espresso with mucho sugar), and noticed that I didn’t have to endure reading the mess that was written in defense of Phillip Dale Monkress, here’s another Gooogle hit, courtesy of Phullup’s butt packers. What a turd.
Phillip Dale Monkress and his sockpuppets/trolls were busy last night, I see. 100 spam posts? Yeah, they aren’t familiar with the old hole-stop digging concept.
C’est dommage, motherfucker.
Wow… Normally I’m a silent reader of this sometimes highly amusing blog bustin’ phonies and setting their records where they belong – beneath the gutter.
But being german the use of my language in this thread, especially the neoclassical arian naziesk use of superb characters like “dietrich” and other lunatics made me spill my coffee from laughter and change my uniform…. Twice this morning.
Sadly some US State laws and the SVA not in power yet protect those shitbags from being proscecuted. Which is sad, because contrary to their military claims they (e.g. Monkeyboy here) actually put a lot of work into it and deserve that. So unfair… 😉
Oh and btw… Fyi if in our jurisdiction he would be facing numerous charges according to his business actions and actions on this blog over here in ol’ europe.
But just a few words i. Form of a poem for monkeboy and all his imaginitive alias… In his prefered way
Ehre ist, wem Ehre gebührt
Doch wer Ehre stiehlt
Und Lügen führt,
Die Macht der Ehre bringt zu Fall
Von Ehrenträgern überall.
Das Band der Ehre sie verbindet,
Stolze Diener, tapfere Krieger
Der Kampf den Lügnern sie verbündet
Die starke Faust
sie wird dich treffen
Wird dich strafen deiner Lügenherde
Von Ehrenträgern hier und dort
Stolze Kämpfer dieser Erde.
Oh and you might consider your company red flagged with like all businesses led by vets all over the world. They read here. And on ps.com and on all other sources. Trust me. I pity all proud citizens of the US to even have to deal with such terrible lying persons, maximizing their own profit on the blood and sweat of others who where willing to sacrifice…
Phillip Dale Monkress is a turd in the human gene pool.
Although this may sound a bit far-fetched, I wonder if All Points Logistics can be sued through what is known as a Qui Tam lawsuit. This is a niche legal area where private citizens with actual knowledge of contractor fraud against the government can file a civil lawsuit against the contractor based on the fraud. I had the opportunity to be a part of a Qui Tam a few years ago involving a contractor whistleblower. It would help to get a hold of the contract application and government award to APL. If the award was based in part on Monkress’s allegedly false claim of being a Native American, and if he cited his phony experience as a SEAL as part of his justification to gain the award, then a private citizen could conceivable sue APL.
How it works is the citizen files the lawsuit in federal court, under seal. Second step is that DOJ gets first crack at it, to include time to investigate. If DOJ wants it, they take on the case and the private citizen gets a small portion of the judgment. If DOJ doesn’t want it, the citizen can continue the lawsuit and will receive the punitive damages.
Sorry for the long post. It occurred to me that using Qui Tam in stolen valor contractor fraud cases could be a meaningful niche of a niche.
Jas – I’m a bit rusty in the use of German. Haven’t had much opportunity to use it since college a LONG time ago, but I did my best to defend against the idiot who called himself Dietrich and threatened people here.
It was fun, too. And the moron can’t spell: Vordalung?
He meant Vorladung, and it wasn’t even the right word. It was insane, but it was good to see such clumsiness. I did my best.
I see someone left a door open to the locked ward this weekend…. Schizoids R’ Us
@902 – Any lawyers (note proper spelling) here? Need a few extra dimes and want to help out the DOD?
Jas,Ex or one of our German speakers Please translate the poem for me. I only speak “Old Marine Corps” and Southner. Thank You Joe
You need to step up COL.
Are you?
Here’s a brief and not very lyrical translation of the poem
Honor , whom honor belongs
But steal this honor
And mislead with lies
The power of honor will see your fall
Initiated by those whom honor belong
A bond of honor connects them
Proud servants, warriors of gallantry and valor
The fight against liars unites them
Their strong fist will hit you
Will punish you and your army/herd of lies
From honorable men here and there
Proud warriors on the earth
Honor is due to he who earned it,
But he who steals honor
And lies about it
Destroys the power of honor
And of honorable men everywhere.
The Bond of honor unites you,
Proud warriors of the Allied fight,
Fight the liars.
You are the strong fist.
You will meet these lying bastards here and there,
These thieves of honor-bearing men,
And you will reveal them for what they are.
You are the proud warriors of the Earth.
That’s kind of rough, but I did my best. Like I said, it’s been a while. (Durn! It’s like I was back in Frau Hoffner’s class and she’s grilling me over my accent.)
AUSA, huh?
What?
Phildo.