Paul Wickre; your one stop shopping for information
A few weeks ago, I got a call from AT&T in regards to my attempt to change my calling plan. The problem with that was I hadn’t tried to alter my plan. So apparently, someone had tried to impersonate me with my carrier and got busted. They hung up when they couldn’t supply the AT&T woman with my code word. A few days later, my wife happened to be visiting a friend’s house in the Metro DC area when the friend got a phone call from a blocked number. The person on the other end of the call told my wife’s friend that he was with the sheriff’s department and about to serve a warrant on me and he wanted to know if I had guns in my house. Of course, this worried my wife.
A few minutes later, the same person called me and told me the same story, and said that if I had any guns in my house, I’d have to remove them from the premises for the safety of him and his officers. When I asked for the caller’s name, he hung up. A few minutes later, he called my daughter and told the same story, and thinking he had called my wife, told her that she’d have to have her permits for the guns ready to show the officers. But, what the caller didn’t know is that in West Virginia, there are no permits for possessing guns of any sort, except those restricted by the Federal government.
That same night, some troll began leaving comments on the Phillip Dale Monkress discussion from the IP address, 71.178.164.92, which goes back to one Paul Wickre. Wickre then proceeded to publish my social security number as well as TSO’s in the comments of that discussion. I know that was an attempt at intimidating us. But we both have Lifelock, so we really weren’t at risk much.
In fact, Wickre thought he could publish a bunch of stuff about me, including my financial situation, which would scare us off. Yeah, that didn’t work, because nearly everything he wrote was wrong, you know, because he’s such a super sleuth.
In the interim, I got a call from a young man who had dealings with Wickre in the recent past, during which Wickre called his home, threatened his wife, even stood out in the street in front of his house yelling and screaming like a lunatic* [see update]. Eventually, he had to get a restraining order against Wickre because of the harassment. He went on to tell me that Wickre sits in his office drunk and makes calls all night yelling and threatening at people like a big baby. * TSO Adds: Psul disputes this version of events. Nonetheless, Jonn’s statement is what he was told, not what happened. Since Jonn was not there, and is not a Master of the Tarot Card Arts, he has no way of knowing what happened. He is recounting what he was told.
The other day, as TSO recounted, master detective, Paul Wickre, thought he had discovered TSO’s phone number and called our buddy Laughing Wolf who happened to be in Normandy, France at the time. We’re working on getting the recording of that phone call from Laughing Wolf who is still in France. Here’s the .wav file – you’ll need earphones to hear him say “TSO! I got ya. I got ya, baby” – ya know, even though he really didn’t.
So here is Paul Wickre’s arrest record [Updated, See next three Paragraphs.]
TSO Adds: Over the course of two days Psul has sent me a virtual uncountable number of absurd emails disputing the characterization of this as an arrest record, while I was busy trying to take in the sights of half naked women in South Dakota, the sweetest smelling of the midwestern states. Therefore, it is no longer to be called an “arrest record” but rather “a delightful invitation by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal.”
As near as I can divine, his basic problem is that we reference only the criminal, and Psul is a full spectrum legal advocate employer thanks to Maryland. This is no judicial David Ortiz, swinging for the Monster Seats. No, Psul is a five tool player, covering the spectrum of legal issues. Hell, any drunken cub scout could amass his criminal record for resisting arrest and such things. (Oh, not convicted on all accounts he also wants you to know, so you should visit the Maryland site to get the full Psul Legal Experience.) On a holiday weekend I daresay an enterprising youth could even match the legacy of Psul by getting a fugitive from justice warrant sworn out by the Commonwealth of Virginia as well. What makes Psul so special though is his ability to do it all. Sort of like an Alex Rodriguez of judicial proceedings, although admittedly he is less popular with his colleagues than Mr Rodriguez. (I am not asserting that Psul is “juicing” or using any [legal] performance enhancing drugs, just in case that is his next legal threat.)
So, as you peruse this next graphic, be sure to note not just the criminal proceedings, but also the civil, domestic, bankruptcy and other highlights. Psul does not have 35 arrests for criminal matters, but rather has 35 delightful invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal.
UPDATE X2: Just to push on to the heart of the matter, I decided to do away with the graphic we had, which should help with Psul’s serious problem with our potentially violating a Copyright not held by him. So, instead, I used the helpful download that Maryland has on his delightful invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal page, and you can view that here. Also, I will add links later to each and every document so you can read in full.
(NOTE: NP means NOLLE PROSEQUI, STET: A suspension of the prosecution with the State given the opportunity to reopen the case without the need for the defendant to be recharged.)
97208C-RESIST ARREST (Guilty) COURT (HARRINGTON, J.) ADDS CONDITIONS TO DEFENDANT’S BOND AT DOCKET ENTRY #4 TO REFLECT THE FOLLOWING: DEFENDANT IS ORDERED TO REFRAIN FROM MAKING ANY ABUSIVE, HARASSING, OR ANNOYING CALLS TO THE MONTGOMERY COUNTY POLICE STATION IN BETHESDA OR TO HAVE ANY ABUSIVE, HARASSING, OR ANNOYING CONTACT WITH THE FOLLOWING POLICE OFFICERS: DAN BURGESS, TOM CURTIS, OR JOSEPH CENCULA.
SPECIAL CONDITIONS ADDED TO BOND #144375: DEFENDANT TO REFRAIN FROM MAKING ANY ABUSIVE, HARASSING, OR ANNOYING CALLS OR ANY CONTACT TO THE BETHESDA STATION, MONTGOMERY COUNTY POLICE, WITH OFFICERS DAN BURGESS, TOM CURTIS, OR JOE CENCULA, FILED.
000000EP06248-ATTEMPT BY DRIVER TO ELUDE UNIFORMED POLICE BY FAILING TO STOP (NP)
107225C – ASSAULT. 2ND DEG. OFFICER, RESIST ARREST, EXCEED POSTED SPEED LIMIT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (2x), DRIVER TO ELUDE POLICE ON FOOT/ATT, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty as to Reckless Driving and Violation of Probation, rest are NP)
2D00115803 – ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x), FALSE STATEMENT TO OFFICER, HINDERING/OBSTRUCTING (This Document is Statement of Charges)
4D00126067 – RESISTING ARREST(2x) (This Document is Statement of Charges)
5D00105649 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)
5D00187612- ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT SEC DEG-LAW ENFORCMENT OFC, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)
82639C – MOTOR VEH BO-JURY – ELUDE A POLICE OFFICER/ATT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO KEEP TO RIGHT OF CENTER, IMPROPER TURN (RIGHT OR LEFT), FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (Guilty to all save eluding to police officer which is NP)
94377C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty on 1st Charge, NP on second, Guilty on VOP)
94706C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, FALSE STATEMENT TO PEACE OFFICER, OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty of False Statement to Peace Officer, NP, Guilty of Violation of Probation)
000000HV40801 – DRIVING VEH IN EXCESS OF REASONABLE AND PRUDENT SPEED ON HWY (Guilty)
0D00030030 – TELEPHONE MISUSE:REPEAT CALLS, TELEPHONE THREATS (NP on charge 1, Guilty as to making Telephone Threats)
0D00047887 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x) (Guilty on 1, STET on second)
1D00087613 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (NP, NP)
5D00048655 – FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE — VA (Warrant issued 10/16/1997)
5D00126040 – MALICIOUS DESTRUCTION PROP VALUE + $500, DISTURB THE PEACE (STET on both)
0601SP005732006 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)
0601SP026222002 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)
0602SP006232007 – PEACE ORDER COURT ORDERS: SHALL NOT ABUSE, SHALL NOT CONTACT, SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE, SHALL STAY AWAY FROM EMPLOYMENT. Second hearing Peace Order denied.
107541C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty, Guilty)
That’s quite a few cases of restraining orders and domestic disturbances, isn’t it? But they all take place in Montgomery County, MD. I doubt he’d ever venture outside of that Blue County where he might get injured. That arrest record “delightful list of invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal” is indicative of a drunken bully who is accustomed to dealing with people who are easily frightened. That won’t work here or with us.
The odd part of the whole thing are issues that aren’t in dispute – Phil Monkress lied about being a SEAL, and he admits that he was never a SEAL. No amount of calls from Wickre will alter that fact. Even Monkress’ lawyer admits that she can’t do anything to make us take the post down. So Wickre thinks he can bully us into taking the post down – something that wouldn’t work anyway, because the internet always remembers everything we post. If I took the post down tomorrow, which would never happen anyway, it would still exist on the search engines.
So, anytime Paul Wickre wants to discuss this problem he has, he’s welcome at my house. He knows where it is, because I posted TAH HQs on Google Earth – I’m not hiding from anyone. But, I’m relatively secure in the knowledge that Wickre, like most bullies, is too much of a chicken shit to set foot outside of Montgomery County, MD and face anyone with whom he has a problem.
So, Friday, I emailed his wife and explained the situation to her, and that’s why last night he took on this arrogant air about all of the legal stuff. I sent one email and asked her to perform her wifely duties to distract him from the phone and internet. And apparently he didn’t like that, even though he called my wife, her friends and my daughter to threaten us.
So, here I sit waiting for Wickre to summon the testicular fortitude to cross the Montgomery County line. Oh, yeah, I’ve moved all of my guns out of the house, Paul, as per your request. Ha-ha.
Category: Shitbags
Interestingly, I just found one of my old shipmate’s names on the Canopus association log. He was there the same time as Phil. They were different rates, but I’ll ask and see if he knows Phil. Also, Phil thought so highly of his time on the tender that he hasn’t bothered to join the association, so I doubt that he’ll make the reunion this year.
I’d like to know more about the “oral horrors” Psul referred to in #398.
Oh man, I needed that. He is in fine form yet again. And I cackled loud enough to make people stop in the hallway outside when the word MENSA entered into it.
But the moment that had me on the floor holding my sides. The shear moment that made me cry like a newborn denied the teat…
When he mentioned Pussy Riot that band that got jailed in Russia. A mental image of him from the photo just dancing to Pussy Riot just set me the hell off. I had to retype that last sentence four times just to spell it right.
BWHAHHAHAHAH!
Well sheeeiiiit.
Dumbfuck-a-sarus Rex must have passed out. Sad, really. He’s usually good for much more entertainment than that. Weaksauce, even for him.
Of course, no matter how disappointed I am and we are, his wife and mother must be much more disappointed.
Nik,
As you have gleaned, Paul’s mother has passed.
She was probably a lovely woman. I suspect she spent her golden years scratching her head every time she got off the phone with her little boy, asking herself, “What happened?”
As you have gleaned, Paul’s mother has passed.
Oh, I know. I’m just glad for her sake she isn’t a witness to how far he’s fallen.
Oh, I know. I’m just glad for her sake she isn’t a witness to how far he’s fallen.
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He hasn’t fallen, he’s a Failure To Fire.
He hasn’t fallen, he’s a Failure To Fire.
Or maybe a failure to thrive. At any rate, my understanding is, she worked damn hard to get out of a bad situation. I’m guessing she didn’t for her progeny to become scum. He doesn’t deserve her.
Paul just finally “admit your afraid of women they have bigger brains brains they can dress more sexier then you . They have more integrity then you n just plainly out manover u witt you and all around are better men then you could ever be……. It’s a damn shame when a intelligent woman had more skills in there pocket then you have in your entire body……… The best pay is I can cuddle up to one of these women sit back enjoy a good bottel l of Marlow… We could just sit back n talk about your short comings as a little tiny man that you are for you can only jump.on the weak defenseless Andi just try your hardest to make your self feel like a man….. Even with the bottle of crushed up Viagra n cheap bottle of thunderbird…… You will never be half of any of the women of THA YOU COWARD PUSSY LITTLE CHICKEN SHIT BITCH….. ENJOY THAT 2INCH RAGGEN HARD ON AS,THE REST IDEA LAUGH….. EVEN ON OUR COLDEST DAYS WE HOLD ONTO MORE-THEN THAT 2INCH LOG PARTITIONING GOOD
@511
Let LOOSE the Krakon!
Well said, sir. Well said.
To recap last night’s “Paulie” outbreak, since “Psul” has a problem with impersonating others (and with spelling his own name at times): the comments purporting to be from “julie Weir Psychopath” (#370), “John Lilyea” (#398 and #431), “Mark Seavey” (#444), “old sarge” (#452), “green Thumb” (#462), “valkyrie” (#466), and “TAH numbskulls” (#484) were indeed all from the same source system. And yes: it’s the system with the IP Jonn identified in the article. Since Paulie the Putz signed his name “Paul” to at least three of them, I think it’s a safe bet that they’re all from him. I wonder if terminal asshattery is grounds for a divorce in Maryland? For his wife’s sake, I hope so. But if not, infidelity probably is indeed grounds for divorce. It seems that “Psul” admitted above to having “concubines” while using the bogus screen name “valkyrie” in comment 466, which originated from the same source system as a comment signed by “Paul” 1 minute earlier. I don’t know any reasonable meaning for the term “concubine” that excludes being a sex partner. Hopefully “Psul’s” wife didn’t sign a pre-nup before they married and takes at least 1/2 or more of his trust fund in the divorce settlement – with legal fees eating the rest. By the way, Psul: a word of free advice. Next time try to keep your nose “clean” for at least 1 full day after a license suspension. Getting a speeding ticket on literally the 61st day after a 60 day license suspension was imposed in a neighboring state as the result of a traffic-court conviction is not a “good thing”. Gee – I wonder if “Psul” disclosed that recent VA conviction to the MD traffic court on 23 May 2013? Or if the court had been notified of it yet by VA authorities? Hmmm – maybe that’s why he settled that May 2013 ticket in MD so soon vice stringing it out. Maybe it’s time to find a mailing address for the MVA and send them some documents. And “Paulie”: if, hypothetically speaking, you’re playing the “I have a license… Read more »
Paul K Wickre! (Google hit!) Well, hell. Finally get to sleep (for part of the night anyway) and I see our newest Marine, Nik, stood watch all night. Well done, Marine and the rest, and until you are better rewarded, *salute*!
Mr. Wikcre? For a “man” that wishes for us vets to go away, you continue to return here, launch barely illiterate verbal salvo’s and I would have thought by now, you might have learned there isn’t any way possible on God’s green Earth for you to avoid being injured by our return fire.
Back in the day it was known as “whithering fire” and (for your reference again) a pair of M60’s deployed for maximum field of fire or interlocking fire. Secondary lines of defense were claymores and a few other bells and whistles ensuring the enemy was going be on the receiving end of a hellacious butt kicking.
Some day, Paul K Wickre you will learn to stay the hell off this site of Lilyea’s that we vets humbly consider our “home base” or garrison and have no problem what so ever defending its perimeter. You should try to stay out of the wire and keep yourself a really long way away from here. Otherwise, keep returning and we will continue to kick your ass.
Morning, Hondo! *salute*
Do we even know if this really is Paul Wickre, or not? The reason I ask is because I can’t believe that anyone, who is married to a lawyer, has supposedly attained higher education degrees, lives in the DC area, and has worked within the government system, could be so fricken stoopid. Yeah, I get it that he has money from a trust fund; that doesn’t make you any smarter than anyone else (ask Mark Dayton about that). That this idiot brags about all his money and him thinking it somehow makes him a better person than us shows that he is confirming his stupidity, because things that money can’t buy; honor and integrity. You can wear a $3000 suit, drive a fancy, expensive car and all you are is a piece of shit in a $3000 suit driving a fancy, expensive car.
Well, Paulie, I’m done with ya, becaue you’re not worth the effort. You had better start looking for a new sugar daddy, because your current one is about to go down in flames for his asshattery.
OT–yeah, it’s certainly consistent with his behavior, records, etc. Oh, to have been a fly on the wall of those mandatory psych appointments.
This guy is one missed dose away from screaming at mailboxes on random street corners.
Damn, and he hasn’t tried to impersonate me yet. I must be slipping. I mean Psul, you’ve still got my e-mail, drop me a note, beyotch!
Hondo, National Driver Registry lists problem drivers with serious offenses like DUI, suspensions, revocations, cancellations, etc. Thanks to that wonderful little thing called the internet and instant checking in the patrol cars, if you get stopped for something in Tennessee, the po-po check your license and if something like that comes up, or a warrant, or whatever, you get BUSTED.
But that’s not all.
Florida is the only state that allows issuance of a second driver’s license and it clearly states “Valid in Florida only”,
So our little fiend kept stirring the pot last night, huh? As obnoxious as he is, he must be desperate for attention or he wouldn’t keep coming back and poking the porcupines. He’s a liability to his wife’s career up there on Capitol Hill. All those hits on his name will get the attention of someone who doesn’t want to be associated with someone who engages in the kind of embarrassing behavior Paulia displays here. And he just keeps piling it on. What a nitwit. I wonder if he got the international calling charge on his phone bill for making that call to France, thinking he was getting TSO. That ought to hurt.
I’m sorry I gave out last night, but I really needed a break. Excellent job of manning the bastions, Nik, Valkyrie et al. You are all a bunch of fine, incredible rogues and I’m proud to be with you. I think having a summer party get-together is a great idea.
He’s in Mensa? Golly, if he’s so smart, how come he couldn’t figure out what the name “Vulva Doom” means? That one put me on the floor all by itself.
why is it that when I read every one of Psals posts I see this in my minds eye? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5-2pfbxruXM/TeTSggNtmlI/AAAAAAAAALM/OS_XwyDH3Ys/s1600/make-love-not-warcraft.jpg
Morning, streetsweeper. (salute returned)
Ex-PH2: true. But I don’t know the typical time lag for entry of data into the NDR in VA. It’s not likely, but it’s possible it’s significant enough for MD not to have gotten timely notification. Admin errors and omissions also happen sometimes.
All: Hey, I think I found “Psul’s” theme song! Somewhat crude, so be careful at work and/or around overly sensitive persons.
Ex-PH2: maybe he’s just not a fan of R. E. Howard.
Or maybe he used trust fund $$$ to pay someone to take tests for him years ago and used those results to qualify for membership in MENSA.
Or maybe he’s simply lying through his teeth. Who knows.
It is amazing what drinking cheap booze will do to someone… That guy is as bright as a bag of rocks, but far less useful.
Lesson of the day kiddos, Don’t be that guy.
GOOD MORNING mon cheris and ma cheries (plurals? eh bag it)
Today’s petit dejeuner will consist of:
Pressed dark coffee, tea or juice,
Fruit Salad
Croissant or English Muffin (Love those nooks and crannies)
Bacon or Sausague
Waffles
Crème fraîche and whipped cream.
Have a LOVELY day.
It is also entirely possible to have a high IQ and not enough sense to come in out of the rain. It really doesn’t matter what you start with, it’s what you do with it. Besides, has a criminal ever been exonerated from responsibility because he or she had a high IQ?
Thanks, Chris! Could someone pass me the marmalade to go with a croissant?
The Hits Just Keep On Coming!
I’m gonna buy some Lycra (TM) stock. Last time I saw a thread get this big, oh yeah, it was a Phillip K Monkress (GH) / Paul Wickre (GH) thread too. Jonn, do you need donations for some more webspace for all this?
Oh and I forgot, (Thanks 525 OWB.) A nice variety of jams, jellies and MF-ing marmalade, Oh YEAH!.
If you’re taking orders, I would like a large pot of hot tea w/cream on the side, nice crispy bacon, sausages (lots of), fruit salad, waffles, lots of butter for my waffles and REAL Vermont maple syrup, warmed just so.
I feel like pigging out 😛
ChipNASA: pas de beurre pour les croissants? Sacrilège culinaire!
*HOLY JUMPING BATCRAP*! Hehehe, Hondo! Good for the go, bro. lmao!
Based on the quality of his writing, I’d venture that Paul K. Wickre is a member of DENSA.
Ya know, guests on Jerry Springer actually feel sorry for Wickre.
And THAT takes some doin.
This is great, excellent entertainment. I love watching just desserts being served.
That said, I’ve read all these comments and I only have one question; Valkyrie do you want to get a drink sometime?
@521 Hondo, I’d go with the lying through their teeth.
I’m also thinking Old Trooper is onto something. I mean even a community college degree has some English as a first language classes associated with it.
Those incoherent ramblings are not the work of anyone with an education paid for by trust fund, those are more likely the ramblings of someone with a rudimentary public school education from one our of weaker institutions in a large metropolis, where the teachers really don’t care if you succeed as long as you don’t create any problems for them while you are there.
Uneducated buffoonery, and a serious inability to articulate a salient point doesn’t indicate the education of a refined intellectual. It infers an undereducated or immature individual. If it is indeed the actual persona, it is a sad reflection on every level of what one considers an educated, strong, and honorable individual.
MrBill: based on the quality of his writing, I’m beginning to wonder if WitLessOne has a long-lost brother.
You know … I honestly can see Paul taking TSO or Jonn to the people’s court, claiming libelslander and crying uncontrollably sticking the tongue out and calling TSO and Jonn “meanie” and “bad man” (as he has to be extremely mad to swear or so he says)
Honestly if this is the people that run APL, I wouldn’t want them to prepare my coffee in the morning. At this point I wouldn’t honestly be surprised if Paul K Wickre (GOOOGLE!) needs someone to look both ways on the street for him and just smile kindly and let his drooling self cross the street.
*Grabs some coffee* ChipNASA I’m missing the eggs, I’ll get them if anyone wants some just yell (spanish works too, as long as no “rapidito rapidito” is screamed :P) Good morning!
I think a summer meet and greet would be perfect! I live in Orlando, if anyone is ever in the area let me know. Julie and I are trying to meet in Panama City Beach in July I’ll be there the 12th – 20th. I’m gonna meet Frankly while (going to try really hard to) I’m there.
Hondo if any of the regulars want my e-mail let em have it. I’m on Facebook also but not going to post that here. I wouldn’t want to make it too easy for Lover Boi to find me. Btw Hondo, maybe it was really me claiming the concubines. (giggle)
For anyone wondering: Yes, it’s really Paul Wickre that is posting. It’s not some big scam to discredit him. A source that knows him says it’s really him. It is a shame that someone that had such a nice life handed to them (yes, Paul it was handed to you. You did nothing to deserve or earn it) ruined it all, plus types like an epileptic monkey on meth.
Paul Wickre, BRING IT ON, I can’t wait!! Fighting with an Infantryman is like mud wrestling with a pig. You both get filthy, but the pig enjoys it!!
You remind me of my summer breaks from College when I worked in Branson, Mo. You can classify Tourists into three main groups. First you have everyday Middle Class folks who are nice most of the time. Next you have the well-to-do, the “Rich”, self-made crowd, who are most often sociable and nice. Last, you have those who try to pretend they’re rich, who are pathetic excuses for people most of the time! You, Paul Wickre, and your owner, Phillip Dale Monkress, are what I consider fine examples of the third category!!
I live someplace in the Southeastern US, just try me, loser!
To all the other Fine Folks here at TAH, ROUNDS ON TARGET, FIRE FOR EFFECT!!!
That’s what you say back when you’ve called for Artillery Fire on a Target and they’ve hit what you wanted them to. When you say that, you’re telling the “Gun Bunnies” or Mortarmen to keep firing and obliterate the target!! Y’all have got those drooling snotweasels screaming and cussing at their shadows, they’re doing themselves in at full throttle, and I’m enjoying the show!
To the TAH Regulars, as Paul Harvey would say it, “Good Day!”,
P. S., Paul Wickre, where did you get the 28 year old from, “Rent-A-Russian-Bride”?
A Proud Infidel & Patriot: either that or Craig’s list. Reputedly many “pros” work online now in NYC since Times Square got cleaned up.
Or maybe he got her at Sal’s Adult Emporium. I hear they sell blow-up dolls.
I think I am tracking probably about 50 % on this Pauline woman.
Sounds to me like her virgina is injured in some way.
Has anyone called 911 to report, “woman complaintant reports her pussy hurts.”
Just a thought …
epileptic monkey on meth.
Val–you win the Internetz for the day.
@537: Geebus, girl!! I almost shot pop out my nose reading your last sentence!! “Epileptic monkey on meth”; that’s some funny shit right there!
Wow! Just wow! This thread and the previous thread have kept me entertained for days. Just so I have this right. Monkress is a FAKE SEAL and this Wickre creep is his lap boy? Right. And Paul hates the military and those of us that have served? But Paul has no issue working for a company that does business with DOD? Apparently he has hate issues with women and thinks the only women who read this blog are in their twenties. Hating on women like he does makes me wonder if he is a Raging Bitter Homo??? And sounds like a congressional inquiry should be done on the wife for her husband’s evening and maybe the activities APL contracting officer needs to see Mr. Pauls post?? Anyway he is a fool.
#537 Valkyrie–
My son-in-law has a perfect description of people like that.
“Born on second base and act like they hit a double.”
Oh …. “Born on second base and acts like they hit a double.”
May I use this forever … priceless description for some people I work with!
MCPO–
My son-in-law gives you permission in perpetuity.
Or I’ll tell my daughter to kick his ass.
@540, Hondo, Yeah, it could be that too, or he’s exagerrating about the age of the lunch counter lady that he took home from his local Bus Depot, he’s just saying she’s only 28, when HAVE Paul Wickre or Phillip Dale Monkress told the truth about anything?
I love seeing Paul Wicke’s rants, he’s hopping around like a one-legged nickel hooker on LSD during payday weekend!!
Outing these guys is more fun when they defend the indefensible or a shill does it for them, I’d say.
I’ve seen some interesting idiot typos creep into Pauli3’s posts, such as towelathy, which may mean ‘towel apathy’, hard to decipher right now. He’s either typing completely crocked – never a good idea, but it explains his extensive history of traffice violations — or he can’t see in the dark or by the light of his monitor and doesn’t want wifey to know what he’s up to.
Anyway, they’re such dumb typos that they make up a possible addition to my vocabulary for insults, so I will steal them and use them in the future, along with codpiece clamp and sheep-biter.
Hi Ex-PH2
One would think since he is ELITE he could form a coherent sentence!
Hey girl how is life?
Ex- at least he stuck with bad english, even though I tried like mad to get him to do his funny norwegian.