Charles T. “Chuck” Hoelzel; phony SEAL, phony Marine
Medic09 sends us a link to the resurgence of phony Chuck Hoelzel who was busted years ago at POW Network and now he’s resurfaced at SOCNET. He alternates between pretending to be SEAL and pretending to be a Beirut Marine. The first screenshot is from a USATODAY article about him;
This is from a blog that bears his name;
The truth is that he was in the Navy for 15 months from 1982 – 1983, he got out of the Navy a month after the Beirut barracks bombing;
No SEAL Training, No time in the Marine Corps. No awards. He doesn’t even sock puppet very well. He sends sock puppet emails from his own email address;
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
I didn’t know that the Pillbury had “doughboy SEALs”
oh…FIRST!!!
Dude needs to learn to operate the salad bar and quite possibly an AED.
Another member of MEAL Team Six.
Now that was funny
I’ll just leave this here. 😉
Excuse me, is but he kneeling in that photo with the dudes in khaki jumpsuits?
So, despite my being a REMF, I have more time in the WAVES’ head during a fire drill than he has in the Navy in toto?
What a cartoon!
You very probably produced better and far more valuable results during your time in the WAVES’ head than he did during all of his finest moments during his entire combined…
Hmmm. after reading my comment I can see it might be misunderstood. What I was trying to say an honest poop is worth far more than the likes of this guy.
No misunderstanding on my part!
Plumper got some holiday weight on (all of them).
We haven’t hade a Beirut POW for while its refreshing.
Holidat weight?
Hell, I think he done ate Santa, all of the reindeer, the sleigh, and is eyeing up the elves for a snack!
Oh yeah. Phuck Chuck!!
Has anyone determined which team is missing ? I think he ate them…
Cocksucker.
I would seriously like to slap that SEAL hat off his fucking head, along with that “Just fucked the cat” look that he has.
Fucking cocksuker.
Is the SEAL? Looks like he ATE the seal. Maybe two of them.
Oh, and (up)Chuckie-boi, it looks like you didn’t learn your lesson from the first go around with the POW Network. So here we go again, with another round of smack down for a phoney.
Digital is forever.
Looks like he ate an entire NSWTG…
Holy Crapola
He ate the whole team
looks more like a chow hound or a manatee than a SEAL
must’ve wasted a bunch of “dead presidents” on that Halloween costume for a photo to boost his self esteem and faux macho image
New program: Navy WALRUS.
Nice. We MUST figure out what that can stand for.
Wide
Ass
Lazy
Retarded
Useless
Simpleton
Done and Done! You’re welcome.
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Change the “S” to Shitbag and you’ve nailed it.
“Being a hostage is like getting hit by a Mack truck on a daily basis, ” said the short, fat guy. He knows that from experience. No, not being a hostage. Being hit by a Mack truck daily. That explains a lot.
This whole interview could be a coded message like the Jeremiah Denton video. It could be a cry for help. “Hostage” could be code for his “marriage” and “Mack truck” could be a reference to his dump truck sized “wife”. Spousal abuse is hell.
Another day at TAH, another flaming assclown. Chuckles sure loves himself some all-u-can-eat buffet, as noted by the quadruple chin and flabby physique he’s brandishing in the pics. And the sockpuppet e-mail… right out of the DRG playbook!
Give the smegma stained, two-hole inspecting, ballsack working, prison pussy wearing, cockmeat snarfing, “Call of Booty – Buttsexx Warrior” playing assclown all the fame he deserves!
CHARLES T. “CHUCK” HOELZEL – PHONY SEAL AND STOLEN VALOR ASSCLOWN
Doc,
Request that you please take a look at this assclown’s Navy record of assignments posted above, and see if you agree with my ‘analysis’ that this bag of ass probably got bounced out of the Navy for a pattern of NJP-level misconduct/at the convenience of the government while he was still in training.
– Looks like he completed Navy recruit training in San Diego 16 Aug – 20 Oct 1982
– Attended some kind of Aviation ‘A’ School at NATTC Millington 21 Oct 1982 – 09 Mar 1983
– Assigned to the VA-122 FRAMP (Fleet Replacement Aviation Maintenance Program) out at NAS Lemoore, CA 24 Mar – 18 Nov 1983, when he’s listed as being discharged by PSD at NAS Lemoore on 18 Nov 1983. VA-122 would have been flying the A-7 Corsair II at the time. Smells like he may have been getting into trouble while he was in training, and they may have simply gotten sick of dealing with him and gave him the boot rather than send him and his problems out to a fleet squadron.
Whaddya think?
I concur… he probably was a pain in a DIVO or CPO’s ass and they bounced him out as soon as they could. All it takes is a couple of NJP’s in an enlistment and someone (Legal Officer or PERS) to say it’s a “pattern of misconduct” and he’s flushed down the toilet.
Cloud be the urine got him. Joe
VA-122 was my first training squadron. They must have really gotten sick of his shit to get bounced like that.
I arrive in 1985 and we had a few that I just shook my head over and they still made it to the fleet. Ol’ WALRUS there must have been all kinds off awesome
I served in almost the same time period. I saw guys getting shit-canned that quick by either smoking the chronic or smoking the white owl…he looks more like the second option to me.
Looking at his picks, I’m guessing he like smoking poles and working on ghey porn sites as a “fluffer”
Dunkin Donuts Recon team leader.
Krispy Kreme Kommando…
Dolly Madison Marine…
Hostess Ho-Ho Commando.
I noticed all the awards in his rack. No NDSM.
Fuck him.
Shitbag!
Good Lord not on a Sunday! I want to beat this fucker unconscious.
uh….. BARF!
The USA Today article indicates he was 38 in 2002. That would put his birth in 1964, yet he says he joined the Navy in 1980.
Legion of Merit and NATO Medal is a nice touch among the others on that rack.
Fat fucking cocksucker.
Do many Navy Seals leave the Navy to become Marines?
“Do many Navy Seals leave the Navy to become Marines?”
I met one in Afghanistan. Left the Navy to become a Marine Officer (aviator/pilot). Didn’t wear the Trident, because it’s not authorized for wear on our uniform.
Wait…he sent a verification email from “Bob McManus” from his personal email account? Primo
Very Bernathian of him.
Geez another fatty claiming to be a marine.
The fatties always go marine.
None of them can top the “Wall” though.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=67489
Another highly trained and experienced Jelly Doughnut Assassin with an ear to ear meat gazer’s grin, what a DILDOHEAD!
That’s not Charles T Hoelzel, phony Navy SEAL, phony Beirut Marine!!
That’s Mister Creosote!!
Now that was frigging funny!!!
Some strange things to add for this individual. He states he is: “Partner/ Ops Director at Integrated Maritime Security Solutions/Yemen Maritime Security” I had never heard of such an organization so I looked it up and discovered: https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/07165182/officers The “director” of that seemingly bogus company is a man named Mohammed Saleh Haidra of Yemen. Now a little bit of cross referencing brought me to: https://www.linkedin.com/in/mohammed-saleh-haidra-7a110823 So, in essence, Mr. Haidra is a “managing director” of Petroconsult in Yemen. Here is their webpage: http://petroconsultyemen.com/ The mission statement on their site claims: “PETROCONSULT is a Yemen based service company, specialising in the representation of petro-chemical industry suppliers and related companies who are interested in exporting their goods and services into Yemen. PETROCONSULT a subsidiary company of H&B Ltd, found in the year 2001. with core activities embedded in identifying, assessing, investing and managing opportunities in various emerging markets of Oil & Gas (Supplies & logistics) Mapping Projects, resellers of Satellite Imageries, providing GIS Solution Services, Telecom, GPS Tracking Technologies, Environmental consultancies services, power Generating Projects.” Long story short – why would a military poser with absolutely zero training in such things be connected to a global company importing goods into Yemen. Lets dig deeper. He also stated himself as: “Senior Consultant at Integrated Maritime Security Solutions/Yemen Maritime Security (since 2010)” This one was not easy to find but, again, a bit of cross referencing landed me on what appears to be the golden ticket: http://antipiracymaritimesecurity.blogspot.com/p/contact-us.html So he is now helping with maritime piracy as well? Finally he also claims himself: “Owner at Haz Maritime Security Associates (since 2007)” http://sunbiz.lookupbook.net/haz-maritime-security-associates-kissimmee-fl Not much connected to that one (“Haz Maritime Security”). Long story short – It would appear Mr. Hoelzel is pawning himself off as some global merc for hire. I bring this up because I recall this issue coming up several years ago and a few of our brethren in arms recalling him. Here is the exact post from 2009 (link follows): “Their was a Georgian PSD team running around Baghdad in 07/08 the guy in tan flight suit was with that Georgian PSD… Read more »
Why are all of these cocksuckers coming out of Florida? I am about ready to leave my second adopted state and move back to Colorado! Fuck you Chuckie, enjoy your internet fame! This is forever you butsucking fat bastard, you are even starting to make my dicklicking brother to look like an amature! Look up his fine story that Jonn posted a year ago? David “Doc” Shrum. And this cocksucker is still drawing his $3K a month PTSD 100% disability with not a day of combat service! I hope all of you are buttfucked with the barbed cock of Satan backwards! Enjoy your internet fame cocksuckers!!!
Alright, I believe I have finally pieced together a bigger piece of this issue. As you can see from the pictures associated with Mr. Hoelzel from this site – this screengrab here pops up: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?attachment_id=69024 Now then, look at that image. Now, compare it with what he went back and changed around later: http://charleshoelzel.blogspot.com/2010/09/charles-hoelzel_07.html As you can see, he made some significant changes from what was originally screen captured. The biggest difference is actually the most detrimental to him as well. He states, in his updated statement, that: “… receiving a post with DynCorp International Working for DynCorp International at ARCENT (Army Central Command) in Doha, Qatar, Charles Hoelzel fulfilled the essential duties of Force Protection Specialist.” Further, it goes on to state: “…. held the responsibility of managing the perimeter guard for U.S. Army Generals Tommy Franks and John Abizaid and U.S. Marine Corps General Peter Pace while contracting for DynCorp International.” Finally: “… Charles Hoelzel moved on from his position with DynCorp International to be Director of Security and Operations for BH Defense in November 2004.” Apparently he forgot to remove this because, at this point, he still is claiming to be a SEAL: “Joining the U.S. Navy SEALS division in 1980, Charles Hoelzel experienced combat situations during the Invasion of Panama (Operation Just Cause), Operation Earnest Will in the Persian Gulf, and Operations Desert Shield and Desert Storm. Charles Hoelzel later entered the United States Marine Corps, where he commanded troops in Somalia, Southwest Asia, and the former Yugoslavia. Currently Managing Partner at Muse Pro Group in Sana’a, Yemen, Charles Hoelzel deploys necessary security services to locations around the globe.” Why this is important? A few reasons. First and foremost it was long theorized on SOPNET that they had seen him in Georgia and/or Ukraine but couldn’t put their finger on where. What does Georgia/Ukraine have to do with this? Well, the biggest issue was nobody could connect what Mr. Hoelzel was doing and why he was trying to pass himself off as something he wasn’t to the global security world. In 2013 he posted this and… Read more »
One final thing. In that Facebook photo that Mr. Hoelzel posted with his “team” in Ukraine/Georgia he received a reply from one Davit Guraspashvili who, at that time, worked for the Ministry of Defense in Georgia.
His statement to Mr. Hoelzel’s photo was:
ესეც ქართულ უკრაინული ბანდაა
which translates to: “This is also the Georgian-Ukrainian gang” in English.
CM….you hit the jackpot on the link to the copy of his redo. Funny as hell where it shows him working in such disparate areas as Virginia
dis·pa·rate
ˈdispərət,dəˈsperət/
adjective
1.
essentially different in kind; not allowing comparison.
“they inhabit disparate worlds of thought”
synonyms: contrasting, different, differing, dissimilar, unalike, poles apart; More
nounarchaic
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things so unlike that there is no basis for comparison.
Now, Quantico, I can see that being referred to as disparate.
Yeah I had thought this issue put to bed years ago when he first began trying to pass himself off as something he wasn’t but apparently this guy thinks it’s okay (if my theory is correct) to play make believe and train people going into an actual combat zone. I have a feeling the governments of those countries would greatly like a chance to speak to Mr. Hoelzel once they find out they were duped.
It also begs the question of how he was able to convince DynCorp and the security details of those countries that he was legitimate. This guy is a more modern version of AJ Dicken:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtmJMy2VnBc
This issue really reminds me of him. Just a conman of epic proportions that needs serious investigation. I sent the information to a few contacts I know so we’ll see what happens. He left so much out there to sink himself it’s truly remarkable just how much there is. Some of it goes back to 2001 so this guy has been a literal lifelong POS with this baloney and it is lost past time the appropriate agencies give him and his “activities” a look over.
To add to my above novel of information – I forgot to add this gem:
http://www.justanswer.com/law/1wxsc-somewhat-difficult-situation-someone-stolen.html
Through my colleagues and the work I do for a living I was able to backtrack that to him as well.
CM get my email from Jonn. I’m in contact with this guy and some of his friends and I may be able to get you some updated info.
I am just glad that he was able to get that weight back that he lost while being held hostage in Lebanon. And then some.
‘Charles Hoelzel took part in Operation Earnest Will from 1987 to 1900, where he conducted direct action combat in the Persian Gulf…’.
No he didn’t. And what’s with the year ‘1900’?
‘Charles Hoelzel planned missions and staging for TRAP in the former Yugoslavia…’.
No he didn’t.
If this assclown is actually out there offering himself for hire as a combat-experienced security expert/trainer, hopefully others out there in that line of work will put the word out and stop this nonsense before this guy gets somebody badly hurt, or worse.
‘1987 to 1900’ – this means that Mr. Hoelzel has access to those notorious villains, the Timestampers, who will send you anywhere and anywhen you want to go to, for a reasonably large fee, of courses. He was in Europe back then, eh? Is it possible, however unlikely, that he was the impetus for that silly Serb’s potshot at the Archduke and his lovely wife?
Victim of the Y2K bug, it seems….
Can you get VA disability compensation for that?
I stumbled on this one last night… a little before our time, but it was interesting to read about an 87 year old man who claimed 61 years in the Marines and visited recruiting offices around the country sporting 15 hashmarks.
http://www.usmilitariaforum.com/forums/index.php?/topic/17744-henry-hallowell-civil-war-marine/
That was pretty interesting. Deeper down in that thread there is some issue AS TO (I did it again) he actually was a two time deserter. Even though he is long dead at this point, I am sure that Daniel Bernath will reach out to him for a seat on the Board of Directors with the DRG.
Did big Dan Bernarth finally die in us?
Fuck… dude was a DRG plankowner before Bernath was a smegma stain on his momma’s matress…
What…the….Fukk. sigh
I know… where do you even start with this asshole.
Down to 90lbs after being held captive? He looks the last he weighed 90 he was 8 years old…GMAFB. Doesn’t anybody in the press do their job? USA Today isn’t your local fish wrap…c’mon Chris Jenkins! You should be fired for dereliction of duty.
How do you get a rack like that and only be an E5? His rack is competing in the rarefied air of the likes of Audie Murphy. Hey Chris Jenkins, do you know Audie Murphy is?
Yeah 90 lbs seems like about 150 chicken parms ago…
That’s what happens when the Arabs hold “fat bottomed boys” captive – he was dining at Abdulla’s “all he can eat” cockmeat sammich buffet
Why is it that the only things missing are the Vietnam and Korean war ribbons? I don’t understand that. He’s got just about everything there is to get.
Can someone get Dave here. I am sure that he would like a chew toy. If Dave does not have heart attack after reading these lies.I personally would like curb stomp this LOS for claiming my Marine Corps . Joe
And facebook page is town. I hadn’t even spammed his friends list yet. He musta been prowlin here.
How come none of these faker assholes ever have photos of themselves in uniform with buddies while they are deployed? Christ, I was in back in the 80’s when we had the small flat kodiak cameras that still needed flash bars and we took hundreds of photos. The only photos these jerkoffs have are selfies in their bedroom or in their backyard. What makes these fucksticks think that no one will pick up on this?
Apparently this rokit sinetest did not excel in Eng Lit 101. His Bob Mcmeans sock puppet was such an obvious giveaway. Very telling when he could not spell his Mcmeans last name properly. Then when he signed his letter and failed to realize he had misspelled it mid paragraph, duh…..don’t we all misspell our own name on such important rebuttals?
Going from a Navy SEAL into our USMC membership ALWAYS makes each of of wonder aloud. The few who actually do that have their own reasons no doubt. Those who did pull that off in real life have the automatically earned respect and admiration from all
Marines.
Finally, was this dude pregnant when the one Johnny Combat picture was taken? Surely he did not become such a mountain of shit after enlisting in the Corps. Wait a minute, he could have changed his USMC MOS to 6969…..Pastry Wolf who does absolutely NOTHI’N but scarf down sweets every waking hour just to make sure none are poison.
No wonder we never saw him on a poster…..”We’re looking for a FEW fat mother fckrs in love with chow. ONLY the proud, only a select few make it through FMF (Fat Mother Fckrs), a group of special Marines trained to be calorie killers. Taught to assassinate a five layer chocolate cake in less than 30 seconds, these trained killers are feared by
cocoa trees and sugar plantations located no matter where.”
Another fat clown.
LOL I sent this to so many of his friends, Facebook has blocked me from sending any more messages for the next 48 hours.
Just FYI, he’s recently paroled to Florida as of 25 October 2016. See here: http://www.nd.gov/docr/adult/tps/June%20PB%20DistMin.pdf
He was convicted of sexual assault in Minot, ND. See here: http://publicsearch.ndcourts.gov/CaseDetail.aspx?CaseID=2295730
Halfway down the link…
http://www.minotdailynews.com/news/daily-records/2014/12/district-courts/
And more from the Fake Warriors website (part way down the link):
http://fakewarriors.org/phonies/phonies749.htm
A real shitbird…
Wow, convicted of sexual assault and he only served 37 days in the pound. He looks like the victim was a bag of doughnuts. Could be sex with pastry is only a misdemeanor in Minot. Or he could have pled out to a lesser offense because he had consumed the evidence.
That’s 37 days of cockmeat sammiches ghey whey, manmayo, nutbutter and tubesteak, courtesy of Thor, Bubba, Julio and Mr. “Tiny”…
Oral sex with an underage donut hole…..it’ll get you five to ten in France.
I just realized the courts page may not allow a direct link. One must search criminal cases in Ward County using his name.
When did this originally air? South Tampa & Riverview? This puta is running around in mi barrio…not very smart. Over 100K retired military plus MacDill AFB/US Central Command HQ call the Tampa Bay area home. It was only a matter time, so he had to keep moving around from post to post slinging his lies. Just listen to him talk…no way a USMC E-9 mumbles like that…enjoy the Google & News fame, Loser & Mrs. Loser too!
Angel Acasio-Reyes originally burst onto the scene in 2009.
Has since been prosecuted and sentenced for Stolen Valor.
Was pretty much a nutcase. Bought a uniform for $25.00 and faked up a 214.
Don!!!
What a douche-canoe in a shit creek. Asstard
He should also add time traveler to his resume!! “took part in Operation Earnest Will from 1987-1900” WTF? If that was the case, he could of prevented all hostilities and changed the whole landscape of middle east. What a complete dip wad!!!! Fakers really piss me off!!
I’m not sure what’s more impressive; being one of most highly decorated E-5’s in history, or becoming a Navy SEAL despite qualifying as a Marksman with both pistol and rifle?
I’ve been looking at this post for two days now and still can’t figure out how he was released from his duties in the Lollipop Guild to have went into the Navy.
Maybe the Mayor of Munchkinland is his father and greased the wheels?
I can’t stand it. This guy is as wide as a barn door and probably couldn’t run a quarter mile without a heart attack. But that doesn’t matter, since he has those operator gloves with the plastic knuckles.
A fat guy wearing camo looks legit to me.
Me and Chuck here have had quite the conversation on Facebook today. He still refuses to show any paperwork (which he says he has) concerning his claims. But he hit every excuse in the book during a little rant. Here it is in its for your enjoyment: “This guy who has my exact name who lives now in half moon bay Ca. Was running for mayor in 2008 or 09 he is the one who claimed being a SEAL. Back then Mary and Charles Shantag ran the POW network, They somehow attached this guys bullshit claims to me, furthermore they fabricated many of the articles that you are actually showing on your blog page. Furthermore when I worked at Petty Enterprises driving John Andretti’s Motor Coach and Back up transport driver for the team hauler, The marketing people new I had served in the Marines back during the 80’s that and the fact I was the only vet working there at the time. The marketing dept. the Petty’s contacted the USA Today Reporter and fabricated the story of Beirut. I never spoke with the reporter, furthermore I did not know about the article until it was pointed out me when it was released to the public. After reading The bullshit article about me I went to the Marketing Dept. and USA today and told them they needed to fix this shit ASAP. They said no so I sued them(USA Today and The Petty’s) because of the suit I lost my job, but USA today did print a retraction in their paper a few months later. Problem is the digital report, the one that is being displayed now, never will go away. Concerning the POW Network I sued them also for slander, come to find out a whole shit load of other people were doing the same thing, because they fabricating a whole slew of garbage about people to make them look like they the great do gooders and everything they were saying was true. Well guess what happened, the judge made them shut down the site, pay restitution and write… Read more »
I told him a DD 214 (which he claims to have) would clear this up. He told me I don’t deserve to see his records. Its literally the same excuse every fraud I’ve ever talked to has given me. It’s like they all go through classes on Stolen Valor excuses.
Two years in prison… Bubba, Thor, Julio and Mr. “Tiny” probably loved serving him the cockmeat sammiches, tubesteeak, ghey whey, nutbutter and manmayo at the all he could eat “deli” – between the anal dilation therapy session and try-out for “wide receiver” on the football team.
CHARLES T. “CHUCK” HOELZEL – Stolen valor shitbird, Phony Marine/SEAL, criminal convicted of Sexual Assault and LIAR!
Deal with the Google fame, asshole!
CHARLES T. “CHUCK” HOELZEL = General all-around Loser.
A truly “Phildoesque” dude, indeed.
London ain’t a-callin’. All-Points Logistics is…
It’s a shame when when all of you dogpile and take one dudes word as fact without actually doing the due diligence yourself. This guy who runs this page has me and another Charles Hoelzel from Ca. tied together. The DD214 you have posted is the dude from Ca. not mine, I never served in the Navy only the Marine Corps. Furthermore while serving in the Marines I was using my mother’s maiden name, not my stepfathers name of Hoelzel.
Quite frankly I don’t owe anyone a explanation but I’ve sat back and watched the complete stupidity of the owner of this page coupled with the sheep who follow and make statements without doing their own due diligence. The guy who actually claimed being a SEAL is this guy: https://www.linkedin.com/in/charles-hoelzel-b0516725
He was running for Mayor of Half Moon Bay back in 2009, he has my exact initials CTH and somehow this fucker got tied into me.
Bottom line is this get your facts straight, I am a Former Marine served from 81-93.
” The DD214 you have posted is the dude from Ca. not mine, I never served in the Navy only the Marine Corps.”
Chuck, I don’t see a DD214 posted on this site.
Hey, fuck nut CHARLES T. “CHUCK” HOELZEL – that is not a DD-214, idiot. If you have the balls, send your DD-214 to the admin of this site via e-mail so he can verify it and post it.
Must suck to have it all out there on the ‘net that you’re a STOLEN VALOR shitbird, Phony Marine/SEAL, criminal convicted of Sexual Assault and LIAR!
May I say that I have some doubts about the weapon he’s holding in that photo with Saddam Hussein’s crossed swords gate entry into Baghdad?
Seriously, it just does not look like anything other than a replicant of some kind, kind of like my jungle green laser tag gun. And those camos? FAR too neat, clean and unworn. I don’t think they’re even the right pattern, not sure about that.
Hey, FUCK NUT CHARLES T. “CHUCK” HOELZEL – the guy you claim the “DD-214” belongs to is just a little too young to have served when you did. He was a “twinkle in his daddy’s eye” while you were smoking dope, pissing bedsheets or crying your way out of the Navy.
I’m also guessing that he hasn’t done jail/prison time for sexual assault, like you have…
Oh, boo hoo. It must really suck to be you. Only problem is that you brought every bit of that suck upon yourself.
Yeah, sure. That other guy just happens to have your initials. Same birth date and SSAN as well? Uh-huh.
Mr. Charles Holezel, I’m wondering here if you can also be prosecuted for bigamy, since I know for a fact that you married a young lady overseas when you were already married to someone in the USA. Also, with your recent prison time, it’s gonna be hard scamming those security companies with your supposed expertise, but there are marks made every minute, and I know you can find them. I’d like to think you’d find a legit job, but I know that ain’t happening, and you’ll be a scamming real soon!
He has a legit job, sucking cock behind Flying J dumpsters.
He’s a graduate of the APL “Manhole Inspectors Course”… and a cockmeat sammich connoisseur!
18 NOV 1983
Discharged
Reason: Bed Wetter and Thumb Sucker
That is all … Carry out the POD.
A little more background on Mr. Hoelzel. That “Maritime Security Company” was a two-man operation he ran with another convicted fraudster from Tampa. They did manage to scam some money from various Yemeni companies. Before that, he had lied his way into Dyncorp and Iraq. He committed bigamy in Yemen by marrying a lady he knocked up (he was already married in the States), he was also known to be quite the patronizer of Somali prostitutes. He has been the subject of previous law enforcement investigations, including for stolen valor. He was running that same security expert scam (specializing in oil field security) in North Dakota when he ran into the gross sexual imposition charge.
How is the new job sucking cocking behind dumpsters Chuck?