Carolyn Stewart; Central Command whistleblower fired for curse words
Carolyn Stewart spoke up about intelligence at CENTCOM evaluations of the war against ISIS being based on cherry-picked intelligence and now, contrary to whistle blower regulations, she’s being canned because some special snowflake heard her say curse words, according to the Daily Beast.
“I went to other action officers to avoid Ms. Stewart,” one witness explained to the judge, in support of the decision to reassign her.
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Stewart’s alleged cursing came at a turning point in the war in Syria and against ISIS. In August 2013, the Obama administration was considering launching strikes in Syria for crossing the self-proclaimed “red line” and deploying chemical weapons. That same month, Stewart supposedly used foul language when a subordinate wrote an incomplete report. A year later, just after the self-proclaimed Islamic State took control of Mosul, Iraq’s second largest city, CENTCOM alleged that Stewart cursed at a subordinate for filing an overtime form incorrectly.
OK, everyone in this crowd who qualifies for dismissal under these same conditions, raise your hands. Look around the room.
The Defense Intelligence Agency chief of staff, the third-highest ranking member of that office, testified for hours over why she decided that a few curses could not be tolerated in an office that helped determine which suspected ISIS members should be targeted for death from above….
Yeah, I’d like to hear that testimony. I’d like to hear why the occurrence of two usages of unsavory language can eliminate the protections written into the Code of Federal Regulations and the United States Code.
Thanks to Chief Tango for the link
Category: Big Pentagon
First!!!
Lots of cuss words.
Are we going to get a list of those unwholesome terms used by Miss Carolyn?
Yeah, I don’t know if they’re included in my vocabulary or if they could expand it.
Fucking asshats.
Every single Marine I ever served with would be kicked out under this standard.
Somewhere, Franz Kafka is laughing.
So is Colonel Kurtz…
My f’in hand is up. What are you, f’n blind?
I would have been shown the fucking hatch within 10 seconds. Of course, the special snowflake would have fainted dead away after my first sentence.
Pussies
Shit. I would have been tossed in fucking Leavenworth for all the fuck ed up ass foul shit that came flying out of MY motherfucking mouth.
“Profanity serves a purpose in the military. General Patton explained; “When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an Army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight it’s way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.” George S. Patton
(THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE!!)
Standing Thunderous Applause!!!
And today’s military needs more of this in my opinion and less “sensitivity”. My feelings were never hurt when I hit boot camp or anytime thereafter. But I had my head on straight most riki-tic because of the wonders of profanity, well applied.
Sensitivity never won a fight.
“We’re gonna tear out their living fucking guts and use them to grease the treads of our Goddamn tanks,” did.
I was always told that if my feelings were hurt it was my fault because I should have left them at home.
If we wanted you to have feelings and opinions, we would have issued them to you with your foot locker.
“When I want my men to remember something…”
32 years ago, my instructor of the NBC Recon part of CML school:
“My name is Sergeant First Fucking Class Hare. H-A-R-fucking-E! If you’re going to report me at least spell my fucking name right! ”
I don’t remember any of the instructor’s names..
Can I get an autographed copy of that?
Ah! PN Fenstermacher. Out of all the people I remember by face, not name, from the first 10 weeks I was in the Navy, her name stands out. Why? Not because she cussed, but because she made the words ‘young lady’ sound like a threat to send your soul straight to Hell to fetch a bucket of water.
Let’s hear it for Brother George!
“A piss-soaked paper bag”. Luckily, no beverage on board while reading, so the keyboard survived. However the folks in the lab next door think I’m huffing circuit card cleaner.
Ahmma remember this quote and write it down as a response on my counseling sheet if such a thing ever happens.
GEN Patton NEVER used a soft word when a bucket of cusswords could suffice. We need more like him in today’s US Army to help do away with the marshmallow-headed cotton candy-assed thumbsucking booger-eating pisspants political correctness that has so badly infected and infested it and DITTO with the rest of the US Military!
Holy fucking flaming balls of Christ…some limp dicked, snot gobbling,foreskin necked tool standing around with his finger in his squeak hole had the notion that his hurt tender vittles feelings would be a good excuse to fire a woman because she called attention to the circular meat pickle jerk fest that passed as “intelligence” to make Barry look good?
They don’t qualify for the label “pussy”…Because as the wise Betty white once said “a vagina can take a pounding”.
No, this was all done on purpose on grounds of retribution; someone heard a foul word and then coerced a subordinate to push that into an issue in order to get at Carolyn. this is so stupid, nothing but games of grab ass, forget focusing on the actual mission, results be damned!
Derek….Bro. that’s plenty enough with the profanity. You ended your post with a four letter word; and worse yet…..added an “ed” on it. Oh the shame! If you worked for me I’d fire you before the next sentence. Have you no respect for the women and children within the sound of your voice? If you were a member of the Taliban, pretty sure they’d teach you some manners and give you cause to buy a bidet. Nasty, nasty and uncalled for, you deviate. It’s people like you that lead the sheep to hell. You know Derek, stuff like that leads to bigger problems down the road. First the simple profanity; before long it leads to having impure thoughts. Look at dogs, just for an example. why do they hump a woman’s leg? It’s because they have heard such vulgar language that they just can’t help themselves.
My belief is they did the right thing by getting rid of that profane woman. My hand goes up on the vote to remove her. Leave her there and what’s gonna happen? Next thing you know EVERYBODY will be swearing in every sentence. That’s where the Taliban serves a purpose. Back in the day, mothers simply washed kids’ mouth out with soap when they cursed. Now the Taliban will remove a person’s tongue for such primitive behavior.
What kind of world are we raising our children in these days? I am so happy to be a part of a web site where I don’t have to worry about a case of the vapors every time I read a post. Some of the other web sites I see would make Richard Simmons blush. Nobody wants to see that faggot mother f_k_r squirm and prance when he shits his lace undies.
Crap, I gotta get off this site! See! It’s already infected me just from reading your post. Will be back later; I gotta get to Confession and have my beads with me.
Jarhead, you putrid, rotting, whoreson whale’s carcass, I’d like to slam you down on all fours like a damn goat and put my left foot straight up your overboard discharge pipe! I swear to God I could rip that chief’s crow off your damn arm myself and your arm along with it, you terminal crotch infection! You’re worse than a waste of body fluids! You onion-eyed hagfish! The best part of you went sliding down your mother’s right leg, you walking shart shooter! You fucking retard, you can’t even get your fictitious name right! Now I have to apologize to true retards, because even they are nowhere near as retarded as you are, you illegally obscene wad of dicksnot.
You rotting canker-blossom, you never were and never will be anything but what you are – a set of chins with their own zip code! You’re a turd burglar with breath that would melt a submarine hull, you ale-sucking, wart-necked, misbegotten, scurvy, loggerheaded, codpiece clamp! You’re a flap-mouthed, sheep-biting mold factory with a pair of boobs bigger than Jayne Mansfield’s and a dick the size of a Vienna sausage! The only reason you’re here is a village on Mars is missing its idiot and you’re it, you goat-raping bitch muncher!
Now quit picking on people who are smaller than you are, toadwort, or you will find yourself wondering why your nose is bleeding after I pull the hair out of it! See if you can find in that muddy, whore’s-mouth-infested, Jim Beam-soaked memory of yours, any good reason to stifle my need to frag you, you worthless oxygen thief!
Thank you for your response to my message.
Oh Lord! I got a severe case of the vapors now for sure. Never had an idea that anyone knew me that well Thank you EX…you have expanded my vocabulary tenfold. There must be a section at USMC Drill Instructor’s School where you teach. Looking back, of those in my boot camp days, only one or two of them aced your lesson topic. How I miss the wonderful conversations!
I’m gonna file this under: “When I need somebody to talk dirty to me.”
Love you, too, Jarhead. I just wanted to make you feel at home.
I’m getting an ARCOM for that one Ex-PH2.
Wow…I’m impressed!
I started to write down that awesome display of verbal fire power for later use…..I made it to “Jarhead” and my pencil burst into flames.
you owe me a new desk calendar PH2…..
Heehee!
It’s a gift, Doc!
you obviously did not know some of the priests I knew… they may not take the Lord’s name in vain but they did pretty well with the rest of ’em.
Two Harry Truman stories: One, in which his Irish-ancestored troops were starting to retreat in WWI and Capt. Truman gave ’em what-for in fine language to stop what he called the Battle of Who Run. “Yellow-bellied mackerel-snappers” was the most printable phrase – he said “nothing works as well as cussing”.
Another time, he was asked his opinion on something and said he thought it was a “load of manure.” Some society dame (whose descendants obviously now work at DIA) asked Bess Truman if she could somehow get Harry to stop using that awful word. Bess replied “It’s taken me thirty years to GET him to use that word.”
I’m not sure if you’re just coitus-ing with me or if I got verbally butt fucked by some SNCO because it was my day for it. Glad you at least had the courtesy to use a dry rubber.
I get it….I was just lazily lamenting the whole thing, fuckers in the pentapalace have nothing better to do.
And God bless Richard Simmons, he is the king of glitter squats.
Seems pretty clear top me, too.
So, what do we call a CF now?
Drop your whats and grab your socks?
I want to see nothin’ but whats and elbows?
“And when I say attention, I want to hear 200 whats sucking air?”
Get your goat-smellin’ what over here?
A CF is now referred to as a gaggle screw.
Yep, I too would be in that line up of people being turned loose due to profanity.
Unfortunately, since being released from Uncle Sam Ain’t Released Me Yet, and also due to being around children, g’children, and my church-goin’ Number Six, I’ve been somewhat out of practice.
But it’s like riding a bicycle. Once you learn, you NEVER forget.
I wouldn’t have made it to PF Fuckin’ C under those standards.
Fuckin’ A right, Sarge!
Holy sheeit, hands all over the continent of North America are raised right now.
And if swearing is a reason to be fired, why in the fuck are there any Officers or NCO’s still in the military ???
I seem to remember an old saying about swearing and Sailors.
Actually had some E3 tell me that his Admiral buddy to him that I could not swear at him. Told him that if he did not get moving I was going to stick his F-ing Admiral buddy up his Fing a-hole with my f-ing size 10 boot.
My hand is raised.
Her lawyer will have an easy case for reinstatement, with back pay and legal fees.
One can only hope …
I don’t use nor condone vulgar or profane language, but this situation stinks to high heaven of improper dismissal.
Oh, dear, Eden! Whatever will I do? I cannot write dull and boring prose! I must use proper terminology or die!!!!
You do whatever floats your board, my dear Ex-PH2!
As for me, if hard-pressed, I can compose a suitably scathing invective without a shred of vulgarity or profanity. It just takes a little more effort and vocabulary, that’s all. 
Eden, I’ll share with you something I don’t recall ever mentioning. Last trip to RVN, I was on a BLT. We went to Manila for a couple of days. Honest to God truth, there on a shitter wall were written these words: “Profanity is a crutch for the socially crippled”. Shoulda, woulda, coulda, but have been looking for my walker ever since that day. The effort always seemed to be out of reach for me. Fortunately I’m able to zip it up in church…..likely because I don’t sing.
A similar version I’ve heard: “Profanity and vulgarity are the linguistic crutches of inarticulate twits.”
That’s pretty much my motto. I don’t really see a useful purpose in unleashing a stream of insults (with or without “colorful metaphors”). In an argument, if I have to resort to insults, I’ve lost the debate. If I’m trying to convince someone of my position, that’s a surefire way to induce them to tune me out and write me off as a crackpot. If they (like Lars) have their minds made up to the extent that they don’t want to be confused with the truth, then I just walk away. I have better things to do with my valuable time and effort than to try to “convince a man against his will”.
actually that has been scientifically proven as inaccurate, people who use profanity regularly, according to the study, had better grammar and vocabulary than those that didn’t ^_^
Actually, science can prove nothing.
It can only hypothesize and collect evidence.
Me, too. I always refer to the classics for truly vituperative discourse.
And you do it so eloquently!
My father never (well, damn near never) cussed in our home. He saved it for his friends. My mother would not cuss at all but substitute innocuous words for the bad ones. I never cuss around kids and never in public places. I would never cuss around women, including those whose cuss words make me blush. So, when do I cuss? When I’m here for one. It just seems so–so–so natural here. So sue me.
You done talk real purty there, Mrs. Ex-PH2.
Geez, this and the rules about not shooting the enemy are really starting to make me wonder what the fuck kind of military we’re operating these days…
I prefer an army of foul mouthed killers to a polite bunch of pussies who tremble at curse words…but I guess I’m a dinosaur so it’s time for me to become extinct and let the next round try their hand at evolution.
Wait we can’t curse now? When (the fuck) did this happen? Benefits like these, which one can’t possibly put a price on, are what keep me around this gun club long after my membership eligibility expired.
Well shit fucking hell.
Whale Oil Beef Hooked
WTF. YGBSM.
Is this was the only reason the powers that be could find to can her, and it is the most ridiculous one, for her warnings about the intell?
CENTCOM is not a place of worship.
Those who did not care for her language must had too much time on their hand/hands and not focused on the mission.
Some of the worst language I’ve ever used was in places of worship — mainly because of the *!%@&!* crying baby/pew-kicking rug rat behind me!
For crying out fucking loud who would have fucking thought CENTCOM was going Millennial let me guess they have fucking safe spaces now…
bhwhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Do any of you remember the guy in your boot camp platoon who had never cursed and when he tried, it was all fucked up? He’d blurt out something like, “my ass is just…just sored off with this dicky mess!”. To which everyone would stop and look at him with that, “da hell did he just say?” expression. Boot camp was many things but it was also comedy gold at times.
Yep we had one, last name Knutson; we called him K-Nut. Guy tried so hard to fit in he stood out more than anyone else. Drills loved him.
3E9…Oh yes they were a Drill Sergeants wet dream.
Esiest way to spot a forreigner no matter how good their English may be. No one can really swear in a language but a native.
True, but I will say that I did help tutor a number of foreign students at my college in the fine art of cussing.
I even made cheat sheets.
https://youtu.be/GDkVjsSSDbg
FFS….I called active students bastards, fukkers and innumerable, albeit similar terms of endearment today and it’s not even noon. lol
Fuck over vets on a daily basis and VA employees get paid admin leave. Say fuck around veterans and you get fired. This makes no sense….
Here’s a not-that-old firefighter’s reaction to the complaint:
Are you fuckin’ shittin’ me right now? You’re complaining about fuckin’ cuss words? Seriously? What the fuck, over? Are you really that much of a Goddamn pussy? Whose cock did you suck in order to promote?
Newsflash, dickhead: you’re in the fucking MILITARY!! Haven’t you ever seen “Heartbreak Ridge” or “Hamburger Hill” or motherfuckin’ “Full Metal Jacket?” Don’t you know that cussin’ the fuckin’ air blue in normal conversation is PERFECTLY FUCKING NORMAL? No? What fuckin’ hole have you been hidin’ in, fucknuts? Oh, right, up your own ass, I forgot.
Grown-up motherfuckers who work in fuckin’ stressful jobs, like the fuckin’ military, for example, say shit like this all the fuckin’ time, asshole. It’s fuckin’ natural. This ain’t a fuckin’ tea party or some shit. What the fuck did ya expect the military to be if not a bunch of foul-mouthed, shit-talkin’ motherfuckers? If you’re all butthurt because somebody didn’t talk to ya like you’re fuckin’ preschool teacher, you need to either find your fuckin’ balls and man the fuck up or shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.
I respect the hell outta people who restrain themselves from swearing every other fuckin’ word, provided they ain’t holier-than-thou fuckin’ douchebags about it. But most people ain’t like that. Most people find “fuck” to be single most useful word in the whole Goddamn English language. It’s fuckin’ scientifically proven to relieve small amounts of stress every fuckin’ time you say it, and it makes it easier to ensure that dumbass cockfuck retards like you know exactly what the fuck we mean and how fuckin’ serious we are about it. Communication, bitch! Your fuckin’ life depends on it!
Now quit bein’ a giant fuckin’ yeast-infected pussy, quit cryin’ like a little fuckin’ bitch, and get the fuck outta my face.
…
Rant complete.
Thank you.
Sheer profane poetry, TOW!
It looks like the Merit System Protection Board just ruled in her favor.
A young Marine’s perspective on Cussing:
http://www.military.com/video/forces/marine-corps-training/cussing-in-boot-camp/660208136001
Shit, my first corrective counseling on my first wildland hoselay in training was an old captain with a fat wad of Copenhagen in his lip telling me, “Listen, you fuckin’ white-meat pendejo, either you can unfuck yourself right fuckin’ now or you can get the fuck off my mountain.” Did I cry about the mean instructor making racial insults? No. I unfucked myself immediately.
At my first station, the captain was a grouchy old bastard who habitually responded to, “Good morning, sir,” with an annoyed “Fuck you.” He addressed every one of his firefighters as “fuckin’ faggot moron.” He threatened to fire us for no particular reason at least five times a day. Once when I made cooked dinner and had it on the table not only late but also undercooked, he threw the plate at me from across the table, which shattered on the wall behind me because I ducked. Did I cry about the mean old captain who used violence? No. I made damn sure that I put dinner on the table on time and fully (usually over-)cooked. And eventually I was exempted from cooking duties because I thoroughly suck at cooking.
On my first structure fire, I made a serious mistake that nearly got two guys killed. The battalion chief told me on the spot that I was (exact words) “a fuckin’ useless retard piece of shit.” Did I cry about the mean old chief swearing at me? No. I made sure I never did that again. And I learned a leadership lesson from another captain I was working for at the time, who held his hand up in a strangling gesture and said, “You pull something ‘ like that again, I’ll come out with my hand like this. Your throat, right here. I’m gonna choke the shit outta you, and then we’re gonna get on with life.”
At no point did I cry about “stress,” “hazing,” or any other pussy bullshit. I learned, I toughened up, and it made me better.
Pain is the best teacher, bar none. I wish it were otherwise, but human nature being what it is …
One of the best ones that I heard during my career in the Marine Corps was uttered by a Marine Corps Sergeant Major while he was addressing a junior enlisted Marine in Iraq in 2003 during the assault towards Baghdad:
“You better listen to me, Marine. You fuck up like that again, and I’ll reach up and pull your tongue out through your ass.”
“The Defense Intelligence Agency chief of staff, the third-highest ranking member of that office, testified for hours over why she decided that a few curses could not be tolerated in an office that helped determine which suspected ISIS members should be targeted for death from above….”
But not taking any action against the J-2 (#2 officer in the agency) after he threw a coffee cup at an analyst during a briefing is ok.
This is absolutely ridiculous, but common.
Had an HR chick (yes I said chick – it fits) come after me because I “yelled” and used profanity when someone fucked up. She even put a little toady in my office to “get” me. Pissed them both off that no one on my team would file a complaint. They then said I intimidated people. It got so bad that I decided to relocate, with my revenue generating team. When the CEO found out why we left, she and the little toady she put in my office got shit canned. I still chuckle.
A young Captain I once knew suggested I had an anger problem because of the profanity I used. My reply was, “No, Captain. I’m not short tempered nor do I have anger issues. I just respond quickly to bullshit”.
If it wasn’t for cursing, we’d never have gotten a full 50 minutes out of a training hour…..
Find me that special snowflake. I have a vocabulary that will curl the sparse growth under his nose and make him/it wish that never a word had been said.
Thank you.
Ex- I know who it is.
It’s that Obamacare kid wearing the Onesy that was pictured in Blog entry #38919 dated Dec 19, 2013.
Somebody with more smarts than me on the computer should go over there and link his picture back to here so we can all have a good laugh and tell him to GFY.
Pajama Boy! Here’s an exterior link. The image is probably too big to drop directly into a comment as an image source.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pajamaboy.jpg
Thanks, Perry. As I’ve said before, I don’t possess the knowledge on how to do stuff like linking or importing.
Ah, yes! I remember him well! The sunken chested twink who secretly warms his chilled hands on the bus by grabbing someone else’s ass, and then twitters his score out to people.
As previously addressed, it seems as though the standards of professionalism at CENTCOM and, say, the VA, are somewhat “different.” regards, Alemaster
Federal employees in my shop don’t have a problem with profanity. It’s very common to insert the word “fuck” where most civilized people use a comma. It’s a fanfuckingtastic place to work.
Fucking Aaaaaa
?????
Team Room mentality here too….fukk it.
https://youtu.be/fjNqLOorulI
FACK !!!!!
I was just beaten over the head by da boss because my three year old
may have said the F Word
She said I’m out of the army and I need to start acting like it
FACK FACK FACK
She also said I talk like a fucking sailor
I said the army is not the Navy ?
And she hit me over the head ???
She said I like it ???
I need a safe ??????
SPACEEEEEE !!!!!!
H’rm…although I’m no military authority, I am prepared to defer to George Washington’s knowledge on this matter. To quote:
“The General is sorry to be informed that the foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing, a vice hitherto little known in our American Army is growing into fashion. He hopes that the officers will, by example as well as influence, endeavor to check it and that both they and the men will reflect that we can little hope of the blessing of Heaven on our army if we insult it by our impiety and folly. Added to this it is a vice so mean and low without any temptation that every man of sense and character detests and despises it.
(Signed,) George Washington”
Citation Needed, you say? Citation Granted! ;o)
http://www.ushistory.org/valleyforge/washington/profanity.html
One can only imagine some hungry Continental infantry standing barefoot in the snow while dressed in rags and muttering, “What the fuck, George?”
And the General of the Armies of the United States likely followed up with, “Hey, whaddaya want? My wife reads this shit, and her sense of humor is impaired all to hell, okay? Gotta keep her happy, so fuck off. As you were, fucksticks.”
Yeah, well good ol’ George lived at a time when it was still legal to beat your wife, your mule, and your dog.
Cussing is the only one of those three that is still legal. (And yes, I know how to count.)
I see your George and I raise you. Von Steuben was Washington’s savior at Valley Forge. He turned a bunch of rag tags into a disciplined fighting force.
“Tradition has it that [Von Steuben] would attempt to convey his orders with sign language when confusion over his lack of English ensued. When that did not work, he would curse and swear. While at Valley Forge, Steuben initiated progressive training for troops, new and more efficient steps for handling firearms, and improved camp sanitation. He earned General George Washington’s trust and respect, and on May 5, 1778, the day before the celebration of the French Alliance, he was given the commission of Inspector General in the American army.” https://www.nps.gov/vafo/learn/historyculture/steubenmonument.htm
I am generally applaud with the conduct of everyone on this post. We, as ambassadors, shout maintain a professional military bearing at all times.
I certainly hope this was not the manner in which each of you attempted to win the hearts and minds or our enemy.
Anyone with common sense will tell you that in a stressful spot, stress can be relieved by uttering loud, unpleasant noises in a voice that sounds either like fingernails on a chalkboard or gravel dropping out of a conveyor belt into a waiting dump truck.
I have personal experience with this, having caught my 8-pound medium format Mamiya RB67 ProSD just as it slipped from my hands and nearly hit the ground. That was an expensive camera. I did not wish to lose it.
So let me get this straight, you can fuck up and screw over people at the VA and get your job back but curse a few times and you lose your job? Fuck that shit.
“Okay, trainee. What’s your complaint? Were you beaten?”
“No, sir.”
“Were you forced to do harm to yourself?
“No, sir.”
“Sexual abuse?”
“No, sir. Not that exactly.”
“Okay, trainee, what was it? Spit it out.”
“Sir [sobbing]—Drill Sergeant Wilson called me a pussy boy.”
“He called you what!!! Here, fill out this form. Include the names of witnesses. Would you like me to have a counselor or a chaplain come over right now?”
Damn… I just remembered we had a DI in basic that use to say «Hey Your Fucking Up My Shits”
I thought he had torrets Lol…
During boot camp, I thought the United States Navy legally changed our entire company’s name to Mother Fucker.
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“All through your Army careers, you men have bitched about what you call chicken shit drilling. That, like everything else in this Army, has a definite purpose. […] I don’t give a fuck for a man who’s not always on his toes. […] A man must be alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. If you’re not alert, sometime, a German son-of-an-asshole-bitch is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sockful of shit!” […] “An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse shit. The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don’t know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about fucking!” […] “I’m not supposed to be commanding this Army. I’m not even supposed to be here in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the Goddamned Germans. Some day I want to see them raise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl, ‘Jesus Christ, it’s the Goddamned Third Army again and that son-of-a-fucking-bitch Patton’.” […]
“We want to get the hell over there. The quicker we clean up this Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt against the purple pissing Japs and clean out their nest, too. Before the Goddamned Marines get all of the credit.”
Well I reckon today’s Military has devolved into this:
“Pardon me kind sir, but could you do me the pleasure of allowing me to shoot you?”
“the purple pissing Japs” The man had a gift.
Although I learned a bit of the artful deployment of curse words in the Army, I do extend a hearty thank you to South Park for taking it further, those shit faced cock masters. They taught me how to be a real-deal donkey raping shit eater.
Every last one of the hypocritical, stupid, irresponsible motherfucking sons of bitches involved in this decision should be fired, yesterday.
Valerie, PLEASE! Tells us what you really think …
Fucking Right
Classic Obama.
Results don’t matter only words.
As somebody who works at the agency in question, I can confirm that this story is a load of horseshit. We communicate well enough, but we also curse everyday in the office and zero fucks are given. Many of us are former Army/Marines. During teleconference meetings, the boys at CENTCOM tend to be the most abrasive and foulmouthed as well. Ol’ Carolyn was canned because she made DIA look bad by not jumping when the Pres said jump, nothing more, nothing less. All they needed was an excuse, no matter how silly, to fire her.
I hope she gets a great lawyer and rapes them blind.
I hope she gets a great job that pays a small fortune at some non-gov’t agency company that pays her up the wazoo for her analytical skills, and rubs her old coworkers’ collective noses in it.
Probably won’t happen. Most of the jobs for former intel/military intel people are in DC and there really isn’t a lot of stuff that translates over to the private sector. I’d move away from this place in a heartbeat but have a family to feed and am too old to start be an entry-level person again.