Jymie Lynn Darling/Jymie Lynn Owens; phony combat airman
The folks at Military Phonies send us their work on this person, Jymie Lynn Darling, who also goes by the name Jymie Lynn Owens. She claims that she was injured in combat some-damn-where, that she is a veteran of the Panama campaign and the Desert Shield/Desert Storm battles;
She claims to be a senior NCO and an explosives expert. The NPRC disagrees. She was an E-4 Senior Airman with 5 years. Even though she served during Panama and Desert Storm, she has no campaign medals for either. Explosives expert? Nope – munitions handler.
I’m guessing that she doesn’t have tattoos either, since she thinks that, for some reason, men have to earn their tattoos. According to other folks who have dealt with her and who have questioned her military claims, she gets pretty angry and accuses them of rape and domestic abuse.
She also goes by a number of aliases;
Mary Sheeples is one of Jymie’s aliases along with Lynn Blumberg, DrJyms and she occasionally pretends to be her wife, Cammy Ellis Darling.
A prime candidate for the Dutch Rudder Club, well, if she had a rudder.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
F*ck her and the horse she rode in on…..
No…I apologize; that was uncalled for…..that horse never did anything to deserve that remark.
That is NOT her horse. That horse is named Strata and is a world champion show horse. It belongs to someone else. Yes she does have her own horse, but it’s not THAT horse. She was allowed to ride Strata in that particular ride because she played the veteran card and has a line of horse shampoo and equine products with her business. Someone out in California should find out who Strata belongs to and let them know that they are being played by a fraud, if anything, that person could be investing in her business. If they are, they need to know what’s going on.
#horselivesmatter
You, sir, have won the internet for today.
Catherine the Great could not be reached for comment.
Scratch one monitor. Thanks pal.
Always glad to help. (smile)
Chevy!!!! Here ya go bud. The perfect match for you. She has a PhD and maybe, a lab coat too? She has to be rolling in the $$$ with a PhD in Anthropology of Religions…I see ads for that skill everywhere.
Never mind Chevy, just saw this: “Below is a screenshot of the DD214 that her wife posted on line.” Not your type.
Guess she has the rudder (albeit a fake one) in that duo so DRG membership is still possible?
Sounds pretty like exactly his type…
A DRG Auxiliary, like some of the vet groups?
What an ass cookie. I must admit I’ve never seen the missileer badge above the tape; nice touch.
You noticed that, too, huh? And from the looks of her DD-214, she doesn’t rate that, either.
I see she has her mouth wide open while saluting, a mouth breather as well, very Bernathian!
Jonn, I bet she has purchased a rudder or two…
A munitions person can quickly become an explosives expert if one were to make a mistake with some stray static electricity.
Um, Bobo – shouldn’t that read “former explosives expert”? (smile)
In the words of Achmed, “Location, location, location!”
Yeah, but your ass AND your “expertise” would be all over the place in no time!
And of course, her Facebook page has been removed. As Gomer Pyle would say, surprise surprise surprise.
Gee whiz, those Farcebook pages evaporate so quickly these days!
It’s still up /evilone777
Air Force types, please correct me if I’m wrong, but that long skinny thing she’s got on?
Isn’t that a missile badge, and doesn’t that go below the pocket flap on the pocket? Just wondering.
Yep. See my first comment above
That is the missileer badge yes. It goes where she put her squadon patch. Or at least it used to.
Was going to say basically the same thing – at least during the period it claims service it did.
Still does. It’s on the short list of required badges that must be worn if earned.
Yep, Basic Missileer badge. Goes on the pocket below the flap. Required wear.
Hence the nickname of “pocket rocket”. Any other badges would crawl down the backside of her shoulder I guess
Indeed. Pocket Rocket! How could I have forgotten that (aside from being older than dirt…).
The link to her FB page says ooops. Poof it is gone. That didn’t take long.
I thought Patton was Dead, he is looking a little rough arond the edges.
Is it possible to get Mil disability by having a bad back because you had to haul around a giant fat ass.
You know she never passed her BMI.
As I looked at the bottom photo, a thought flashed through my mind: Patton believed in reincarnation! Couldn’t be. On the other hand, I don’t know where he stood on gay marriage or a rider who outweighs her horse. Could be he is in his punishment life.
You beat me to it. I thought Patton or maybe Napoleon. We have major ‘issues’ at play here, folks. I know bat shit crazy when I see it.
Yeah, major issues. I bet the helmet she sports is prescribed.
Her “friend”, Alex Abercrombie, says that this tub of lard is a “disabled vet”? Does she have a terminal case of being overweight?
That helmet looks like she borrowed it from Mussolini.
She’s some alleged renowned “occult expert” has/had a store in Hollywood.
If Bernath had a sex change.
More like if Chevy had a sex change. Bet you she can snarf down a 5lb block of cheese in one sitting…
What, again?
Lars said he likes brunettes… I’m just saying. And this girl apparently like to ride.
TAH could have their first match making milestone.
No good- this one already has a wife
yeah but she could hit it on the side with Lars. He could be her bitch.
If this walking twatwaffle isn’t a load of horse manure, then what is she?
Does she ever pose as herself?
Nice salute. Learn how to do it right, twinkles.
I pity the poor horse.
How the hell does she get into the barn to get the horse?
Grease her hips and throw in a candy bar?
Shetland pony rider and fence post licker.
Tijuana!
Piss poor salute, though.
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This disgusting mess is beyond words. Yeah, I’d really, REALLY like to meet up with it one day and hear the explanations for the false claims. Besides, an angry accusation of “RAPE” is perhaps one of the only things I’ve never heard directed at me.
Where did y’all say this one frequents?
Among other things, she did not learn that “salute” in USAF basic training.
Check the DAV hangouts in L.A. You’ll see her and her fat dependa there.
I love her comment, “I even have one in the slut zone”.
On second thought, I don’t even want to know what “one” is!
I think she’s referring to her alleged tattoos, but yeah, I don’t want to know what that tattoo is.
Here is a nice little video, perhaps she needs a wee bit of this:
what qualifies for the AF Overseas Long Tour ribbon? 4 months instead of 3?
2 years or more.
Actually I was a bit confused about this….
Technically the rules for Long Tour vs. Short tour are this….
The Short Tour ribbon is normally awarded for a permanent duty station assignment of at least 300 days within an 18 month period. An example of this is the tours that many Airmen complete in South Korea, the most common short tour assignment.
The Long Tour ribbon is awarded after the completion of a standard overseas service assignment, usually longer than two years in length. It can also be awarded for any service member that is assigned overseas duty (including combat tours) that are over 365 days multiple times during a 3 year period.
I got mine for 18 months at Kadena AB Okinawa Japan. It qualified as long from Sept 1984 to March 1986. More than 365 days overseas.
And here I was thinking it was about the level if internet access.
That’s one ribbon I would have liked to have earned. Alas. . .
Loser.
I can’t read the DD214 very well, but I think it says “Munitions Systems Journeyman”. That would make her a 46150 (later reclassed as 2W051). That’s my “alma mater”… AMMO. We’re a pretty proud bunch, and it’s a shame to see this individual make such an assclown of herself. Behavior like that belongs with the hated “Load Toads”. While we do have explosives knowledge that probably exceeds that of most others in the military, the term “explosives expert” implies expertise in the application of explosive demolition. Many of us have assisted EOD with demolition of munitions (for various reasons), and many of us have developed and exercised emergency-destruct plans/exercises, and all of use get explosive demolitions training in tech school.. but calling yourself an “explosives expert” stretches the truth pretty thin. With assignments stateside and in the UK, I doubt she had much exposure to emergency destruction planning.
No mention of any advance degrees on her “my life” profile beyond her high school degree.
AMMO is mentioned on this profile:
https://www.mylife.com/jymie-darling/jymielynndarling?userMode=0
https://www.facebook.com/evilone777
She reminds me of a minion, those funny little characters dressed in yellow and blue and who all wear goggles.
Screen meet soda. Soda meet screen.
BANANA!!!!
WTF!!! What is it with the DMSM medal this is the second POS Phony that had it on. What a dumb bitch and she has JSAM to top that off WTF!1 Not going to get a DMSM as a E-4. They didn’t just give that out like candy back then. I have one and worked my ass off to get it in Iraq at Joint Command and I am retired E-7.
Thank you for finding my potential ex wife number 10. Air Force, Gulf War, PhD, YES! We are a perfect match!
Cheese,
Dennis (Denny) Howard Chevalier aka “Doc Chevy”
And yet, another lying sack of shit happily rising to the surface to show off her lies and bask in her dishonesty.
Clearly the word “honorable” is wildly misunderstood by so many these days…here’s a simple hint folks, Google is your friend and it can help you understand that word and what it entails. You won’t find anything about fabricating horseshit lies and fake realities in that definition. Consequently when you engage in that latter component your “honorable” services becomes something far less to match your inherent lack of character.
Her new profile is Darling J Lynn on FB
It looks like she has another Facebook account up: https://www.facebook.com/evilone777
She’s also pulling the “it’s classified” game:
“I will address this once and once only. There is a mentally ill individual that cannot get his hands on my classified assignment at the Lake Mead Annex of Nellis AFB nor any of my TDY’s that sent me into theater of operations as TDY’s were never listed. Nor did he get his hands on previous names of my marriages nor my reserves duty and is continuing to slander me until I produce such paperwork that shows this. I do not need to do that. I will not do that. I do not give a fuck how many websites are made about me trying to force me to. If you think I stole valor, you are welcome to your opinion no matter how wrong and stupid you are for believing bullshit. That is all and carry on.”
I got a few “been there” medals for TDYs, but I submitted the travel orders and approved travel vouchers, and they all showed up on my DD-214. Funny how that works.
She’s full of more horse shit than the actual horse she was riding.
She’s saying that because her classified records could not be located in the background check – she is now accused of stolen valor unless she posts the classified records, something she is unwilling to do because, well, they’re classified.
I believe TDY and TAD also show up in your records in ALL eras, including Vietnam and Korea.
I don’t think TDY shows up unless you’re attending a school. I have a ton of TDY that only shows up on travel orders. That said…. She is a lying shitbag!
Pretty much any TAD (USMC speak for TDY) of any signifigance will be in your Chronological page.
When I attended the school that I needed a TS clearance for ( Field Artillery Nuclear Projectile Assembly) it was clearly written in my records. As was every formal school and every time I was attached to a BLT for Med Cruises and West Pacs.
The only entries I have are when I was TDY attending a school. I have a stack of DD1610’S for MTT’s, JCET’S, taskings etc that aren’t reflected on my 214.
Did the Med Cruise and West Pac count as an overseas short tour?
Not sure if it’s changed or not but when a USMC unit becomes part of a deployment on Ship the smaller units are all temporarily assigned to the Marine Expeditionary Unit.
When I was in Echo Battery 2nd Bn 10th Marines and deployed to the Mediteranean I was TAD ( as was my entire battery) to 2nd Battalion 6th Marines. In turn all the sub units were attached to the 22nd MEU (MAU at the time) We were in turn under the Amphibious Readiness Group. In essence the Infantry Battalion Commander became my Bn Commander, the MEU commander was akin to my regimental Commander and the Admiral Commanding the ARG was like the Div Commander.
As far as deployments and recognition. If you deploy with a USMC FMF unit ( in other words in a combat or combat support unit over 30 days outside the US you qualify for a Sea Service Deployment ribbon. There is no distinction between a 30 deployment to the Carribean or a 3 year tour in Okinawa. You get ONE award per deployment. Every subsequent deployment you get a star on the ribbon. A Marine who did
4 30 day deployments to the Carribean would have a Sea Service Deployment ribbon with 3 stars on it, while a Marine who did a three year tour of Okinawa would have just the ribbon.
Thanks for the info.
Not sure when you were in, but my experience was a bit difference. I went to Oki on a one year tour. I received the ribbon. I then extended a year on that same assignment, and got the star. Five years later, I did another Oki tour, got the second star. Five years after that, I did an accompanied three year tour, and got three additional stars.
Hack, just looked it up, you are correct as far as additional 12 month extentions getting another star or the 3 year tour being three awards. The award Im reading also is from 2003 and also states you need 90 days deployed vice 30. There is also a vaveat that you have to be in the FMF at least 1 year to get the award. I kmow that came up when I was in Okinawa right after I had jioned 3/4 in Jan 1995. We went to Okinawa in August and in Movember the Clerks were told to put the SSDRs in our awards (or subsequent in my case) Our Admin Officer was trying to tell all the crusrty SNCOS we didnt rate the SSDE becacuse he hadnt been in the FMF a year. We told him were were in the FMF when he was shitting high school lunch,
There may be a bit of confusion with the Sea Service Deployment Ribbon (assigned to a ship) and the Overseas Deployment Ribbon (stationed overseas). I have been told my numerous barracks lawyers, and they are always correct (according to them) that the minimum time is nine months, up to twelve months.
Schools show up on the DD214. I have a friend that has all of his schools on his including Airman Leadership School and basic training.
Working down the poser checklist I see: Classified assignment – Check. Next is Lawsuit or records destroyed in the fire?
I’ll take Lawsuit for $500, Alex!
She’s already tried to threaten to sue. Not just me, but stolen valor, even going so far as to tell them the police were going to investigate us. Um, yeah, still waiting for the subpoena for court. I was kind of hoping she would call me on Judge Mathis, just so I could hear him once, look at her and go, “are you a crackhead?”
Stupid phony. Indeed – no one really cares about your claims because we already know that you are lying. Just stop lying and we are good.
Stop lying. That is all.
Word ^^^^^^
The Lake Meade Annex is Nellis Area II, Ammo storage area for Nellis.
Why it’s the big one Lol…..
I did plenty of classified stuff when I was on AD, but guess what, every assignment is in my unclass records! And every school I attended, even by correspondence, is on my DD-214.
If that was one of her original uniforms, where are her stripes? There is not even the plastic smudge (from ironing the damn things) or outline of where her stripes used to be.
Also, what is the giant patch on her helmet? Reminds me of that hillbilly cannibal on the original Judge Dredd.
“Also, what is the giant patch on her helmet?”
At first, I thought it was a promask cartridge or something.
“what is the giant patch on her helmet?”
Tried to enlarge the image, but the writing faded the larger it got.
My best guess it says something like “Commercial Solid Waste Disposal Technician”
Oh, I get it. Those two badge stuck on the front of her surplus store duck hunting suit are to cover that fact that she isn’t wearing any kind of support system, no matter how badly she needs it.
…blink… ….blink…. ….. …. Blink ……
I think you win the internet today.
Thank you!
Spew warning, dear, spew warning!!
The pocket patches appear to be a USAFE on the R pocket, and a 48thTFW-Deployed (DS/DS) morale patch on the L.
William Roy defense: Someone loaned me the clothes and told me to stand in front of a horse.
Wonder how her wife is taking these lies. She got a few people drinking the kool aid.
Her wife is just as bad as she is and buys into her bullshit.
Looks like she has multiple facebook accounts: https://www.facebook.com/evilone777?pnref=story
Check out the first post. Classified assignments at “Lake Mead”…right.
She tried to delete all her accounts it looks like.
Keep Rocking that LIE.
I was in the AF for 23 years and NONE of my TDYs or anything *I* did was classified or hidden even though I did work with some folks that did classified shit. Oh and the Secret Service and I directly supported 4 presidents. Yeah, this is just her mental masturbation.
What a MORON.
” Keeping my facebook page until the end of the year and then leaving. Fucktards not understanding that classified info is not available for FOI. That they firmly believe I was at main Nellis AFB when I was not….ever. That all TDY’s and cross branch info are listed to the public. That Stolen Valor cleared me means nothing as they know it all. The fact that I am a member of several of the VSO’s they claim I cannot be a member of makes no difference and they are simply going to continue the harassment. Facebook has no longer become enjoyable. I will keep this page ONLY for my event and then I am off into the blue wonder of real world. Fuck Armstrong and the vet fraud Pierce and the crazy fucker Bargas. I just do not care to be in their madness. If you wish to stay in touch with me, pm me…I have other means.”
Oh and she sounds like “I’M TAKING MY INTERNET AND GOING HOME!!! *STAMPS FEET*, Lars…..right??
Lars left again?
WE WISH!!!
No kidding, I spent 10 years in AD and nearly 4 in reserves. Never seen any of my TDYs were classified. She could have at least went smart and chose Creech AFB or something.
She really thinks people are this stupid with military records or she is treating her friends and family like retards.
I love it when they get all butt hurt.
I’m still not sure how classified specifics about the weapons that she worked on would preclude mention of TDY deployments into combat zones or awards of the AFEM and Kuwait Liberation Medal in her FOIA response. Like I said earlier, my GWOT Expeditionary Medal, both my Iraq Campaign Medals, and my CIB were all awarded while I was TDY. Somehow, despite them being awarded by units I was attached to, and not having the actual TDY assignment show up anywhere on my ORB, I have plenty of proof that I was there.
I do enjoy the fact that I got a mention.
She is a crazy little campaign against you.
She’s a Bernathian character to say the least.
I like the part where she had to inform readers she was a “girl” because obviously she’d be mistaken otherwise.
This would be a prime example of the phrase “Most intuitively obvious to even the most casual of observers” not being applicable.
“A prime candidate for the Dutch Rudder Club, well, if she had a rudder”
Call it the Udder Rudder Club
Or maybe the Dutch Udder Club?
Is this joke of a woman Heavy Chevy’s sister?
…My dad has a term for people like her: “Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.”
I know a lot of other folks have commented on what’s wrong with this person, but I am getting pissed just looking at that picture of her and I want to blow off some steam.
* The SAC Master Munitions patch on her helmet. ONLY awarded to 461s in SAC and according to her paperwork she never was in SAC. I tried HARD for six years to earn that patch and never made it…and those who did get it were the best of the best.
* No ‘Ammo badge’ (actually aircraft maintenance badge).
* Missile badge level (Basic) not compatible with her claimed rank, and as has been pointed out is worn below the name tape on the pocket
* Color patches not authorized on USAF uniforms since some years before she was in
* No stripes or other rank insignia.
* I can’t zoom in tight enough on her paperwork to make sure, but I don’t see Lowry AFB (461 tech school) or Sheppard AFB (Ammo schoolhouse after the Drawdown)…which if true means she wasn’t Ammo. (IhopeIhopeIhopeIhope)
* Not a single cluster on her USAFCM ribbon. As the AFCM was pretty much the “You didn’t kill anybody or screw up too badly while you were here so here you go and thank you for playing” ribbon, that tells you something right there – to NOT get an AFCM coming off a tour means you pissed somebody off but good.
* Yeah, even in the USAF somebody would have bitchslapped her for that salute.
* And did anybody else look at that shot of her on the horse and think of Doug Neidermayer on his horse from ‘Animal House”?
Mike
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to exist on the Internet.
Word.
To the “Turd” – Bolling of Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency.
Shitbags.
A slight correction, Mike: I have encountered the attitude on the part of some commanders that “Airmen don’t get commendation medals (on PCS out)”. I new several worthy ones who left Osan (96-97) with AFAMs. You are correct, if she was in the service in time for Desert storm, sheer would have gone to Lowry (the Sheppard move was in about 93).
Someone else questioned the classified weapons. If memory serves: There are virtually no classified conventional munitions.. Certain information about the stockpile is classified, but not much else. IYAAYAS.
Tom,
Thanks for the info – I’ve been out since 98 so its likely they tightened up on decs. And FWIW I only ran across one classified conventional munition while I was in and kinda by accident at that. I was patted on the shoulder, told to forget anything I THOUGHT I knew, and don’t ever think about it again.
Mike
PS – where were you at? Wurtsmith, Kunsan, Langley and Shaw here with a detour to Al’s Garage.
One of the last few classes through Lowry in 92, Ellsworth 92-96, Osan 96-7, Dyess til separation in 2000. TDYs for AFCOMAC, CAS-B school, and a rotation to PSAB.
Any chance you ran into Ron Tyson at Langley? We worked storage at Osan together.
Yeah, I’m the guy she accused of rape and domestic abuse. She even tried to have SWAT come to my house and kick in my door. Prior to all this, it was more of a, hey stupid, knock it off. Then she accused me of rape, and had two detectives come to my house, thinking it would be SWAT, over some legal guns. She is from California, so she didn’t understand the difference. Then it became, bitch, I’m putting you under the jail. Share the shit out of this. She has a business, she claims to be a Cambridge PhD, guess what I did, I contacted Cambridge… um, no. No Jymie, let alone a Owens or Darling.
But remember, she’s had six or seven different last names- that’s why you couldn’t find any proof from Cambridge…… and if you believe that, I’ve got some nice ocean front property for sale in Nebraska for sale cheap
Sounds like a Lebanese Twatwaffle in desperate need of a Cunt Punt…
There’s other screen shots here:http://allantrolltroll.wix.com/gijymmie one of which is the confirmation from Cambridge that they never even heard of her.
Ammo Tech and EOD are worlds apart.
That dude’s helmet looks like it is on backwards.
It’s an equestrian Helmet. Now, guys and gals as much fun as this is. This link to this blog NEEDS to be sent to every veteran organization on the west coast.
This is a link to her Pagan festival and she claims she was taking donations for Toys for Tots and Vietnam Veterans of America.
http://www.pagandayfest.com/charity.htm
Jymie’s getting upset! Jymie’s salute (top picture) looks like Sgt Hulka saluting Cpt Stillman in Stripes.
bhwhahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!
TC,
Fucking *NAILED* it.
“How’s it going Eisenhower?”
Bound to be some other country music freaks out there!
Surprised someone didn’t already bring this to the table. “You Don’t Have to Call Me Darlin’, Darling”.
Makes me want to rewrite some lines.
I was drunk the day my bitch got out of the Air Force
Well I went to pick her up on base
She strutted for her last time on her horse
But before I could get there to greet her,the damned horse kicked her square in the face.
You Don’t Have to Call Me Pony, Phony.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS if you listen to Country music played backward?
1. Your Wife comes back to you.
2. Your truck starts running again.
3. Your FAVORITE houn’dawg comes back to life!
I KNOW I’ll probably get my ass kicked for saying that, but it was too good to pass up!!
There’s actually a song about that. LOL!
Damn, having too much fun. Forgot to add the link
I know someone up in Nevada that held this MOS in the Air Force… he would fall out of his chair if he saw this Lol….
The faker Quaker just posted on facebook that she is at El Torito (Burbank, CA)
Mexican Restaurant · Burbank, CA if you want to go have a sit down with her. ·
https://www.facebook.com/evilone777
I take it she will be the biggest one at the trough.
THIS IS HER BUSINESS:
https://www.facebook.com/babylongardens/?fref=ts