Weekend Open Thread
Dave Hardin sends you this reminder to turn back your clocks this weekend – I’ll be on the road for the next two days so I won’t be here to remind you, let this suffice.
If you need an update from the frontlines, Bernath came out to talk to the media and he brought all of that self-murder BS that him and Wittgenfeld photoshopped that visitors to his website are accustomed to. Speaking of Wittgenfeld, Bernath had him on speaker phone to talk to the media. I’m sure it was epic. Bernath’s neighbors were all gawking at the media vans and the attention.
As Bernath was walking away from the media he leaned over and called Diane Shipley a “fat c***”, you know, to demonstrate his total lack of class. Those guys really do hate women.
But Don called to tell us that he’s on the hunt for another phony nearby and he’s abandoned the Bernath encampment.
Updated with pictures. I don’t see any canes or crutches;
From Frankie;
Category: Open thread
Bernath works balls.
Have a GREAT weekend.
Not only does he work balls, but he works them in the sand while holding Phildo’s hand.
Maggots have a tendency to always be together.
Second?
Get in line!
Fourteenth!!!
500th
Heeee Hawwwwwww ! ! ! ! !
I guess this means Mrs. ClAW’s tablet has not yet been repaired.
He really called Diane that?
Kudos to Senior Chief. Got more self control than I might have, but then again, that’s probably what he was aiming for.
Gee Dan, what if some nut bag fucktard dipshit mouth breather called your wife that? How would you react?
I bet I know.
Kudos to Diane.
She doesn’t need Don to whip someone.
I am 100% confident that she could easily stomp a mudhole in many a poser’s ass all by her pretty little self.
She did her own time. (In the Navy)
Don would probably stand on the side shouting encouragement.
I think that was a very transparent and juvenile attempt to provoke an angry response from either or both of the Shipleys but they saw right through it and I’m certain that their not responding the way he wanted them to drove that fungus-faced unfortunately phallic-shaped hedge of a snot-headed Swamp Donkey BONKERS! Bermaggot has been provoking them for some time with his slander and libel and now he’s going apeshit from them showing up and not stooping to his level!
So, all along Bernath went with the Westboro Baptist Church Plan?
As I see it, YES! My opinion is that Daniel A. Bernath and DallASS Witlessphallus have made themselves the Westboro Baptist variety of the anti-SV crowd. An EXCELLENT comparison Hack Stone, I’m jealous that I didn’t think of that myself!!
Proud, I am in awe of your ability to utilize invective. You were an NCO? All the ones I knew had the ability to come up with turns of phrase that stopped one in their tracks. Keep up the good work!
I can’t set my clock back, Jonn. Someone removed the internals and repackaged them into a “pencil case”.
I’m in Arizona I don’t have to worry about settling them back
Thus demonstrating how to build an IED without the “E”.
“Fat cunt?” Really? How unoriginal!
When David Cooper – the child fucking house thief who stole my home this spring – called to threaten me with a law suit, I called him a mouth-breathing, child-fucking, ball-washing, fucktarded thundercunt. And that was on a light day!
Jeeze. Lawndart Danny isn’t even original!
You make it sound like poetry, Nicki!
You don’t fuxx with The Lionesses of TAH®™ without consequences, they’ll tear someone up like a Pride of real Lionesses on a prey animal!!
Blazing Saddles comes to mind: “Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore”.
I have not used thundercunt in years. Lmao.
Number 8! Sometimes 8 is good enough!
At least you’re not “Numbah 10 GI”. (smile)
Oh the memories!
LEE COUNTY FLORIDA EMERGENCY CALL CENTER October 28, 2015 “Ring Ring” 911: what is your emergency? Caller: “I need the cops.” 911 Opr: “Are you in Lee County or Tigard Oregon?” Caller: “I am in Ft. Myers, get me to the cops NOW!” 911 Opr: “Sir, don’t shout, I can hear you just fine. Are you being threatened?” Caller: “Yes, bleep! Get me the cops NOW!” 911 Opr: “Sir, your language is unacceptable, and please keep your voice down, and stay calm. I will connect you with the Ft. Myers Police, please stay on the line.” Ft. Myers police dispatch: “Police, what is your emergency?” Caller: “I need a cop to come to my place NOW!” Ft. Myers police dispatch: “Keep your voice down, and tell me what your emergency is and where you are located.” Caller: “My driveway has been sabotaged. I am at XXXX XXXXX st. Ft. Myers, send a cop NOW!” Ft. Myers police dispatch: “How has your driveway been sabotaged?” Caller: “There are screws and nails all over it. Send a bleep cop NOW!” Ft. Myers police dispatch: “Can’t you just go out and pick them up, sir?” Caller: “NO bleep! THIS IS EVIDENCE! SEND A bleep COP NOW!” Ft. Myers police dispatch: “SIR! In what way is this an emergency? Our resources are strained.” Caller: “I am a handicapped person, and I have to catheterize myself, and people are always threatening me, and lurking around, rustling my bushes and stuff and I know who it was that threw the screws and nails in my driveway. Get a cop here NOW! I want to speak to a COP!” Ft. Myers police dispatch: “You know who did this? Who was it, and where does he live? We will send an officer to talk to this person.” Caller: “He lives somewhere in bleep West Virginia, get a cop here NOW! I NEED THIS EVIDENCE DOCUMENTED IN A POLICE REPORT! I AM A LAWYER AND I WILL SUE HIM FOR THIS! Ft. Myers police dispatch: “Sir, quiet down, use decent language or I will hang up on you. You… Read more »
Me, ME! I DOOD IT! *rustle* *rustle*. 😀
so sad… yet funny as hell. please give us more as you get it….
I can’t either after I did much the same thing as Hondo. I forgot to tell my wife about it, she found it while I was out and, to make a long story short, the Bomb Squad told me that the clock no longer, um, serviceable.
Bernath, since you seem to love the Weekend Open Thread, here’s to you. How’s the catheter working out, or in and out I should say, for you these days? By the way is there some special bicycle seat for catheters or what?
My sources tell me that when he tried to carry his pistol inside the waistband, the front sight kept snagging on his diaper.
The bike seat is a special order through Liberator Medical… the same people that provide Red Rubber Robinson’s to da dickless one…
Aren’t you guys forgetting his colostomy bag?
He throws that thing at people, you know! That, and death threats.
A little while ago, I called the VAMC in Salt Lake City and had my Cardiology appointment rescheduled, so I can go next weekend to the “SCOTS ON THE ROCKS” Celtic Festival in Moab, Utah.
Here’s the URL for that festival:
http://www.scotsontherocksmoab.com/
At the festival, I’ll be in full, formal Highlander regalia.
I do plan on taking plenty of photographs and/or video, which I hope to share at this web site.
I’ll spend Friday night at the Riverside Inn in Moab, and head back to Vernal on Saturday afternoon.
Now, I need to get busy and start rehearsing my repertoire of Scottish and Irish songs.
https://youtu.be/liqcugwltVQ?list=PLB5810EFD3C00F1DF
https://youtu.be/KyD3vgQ-HaY?list=PLuhBygcdO23BpJicwikfwtcgSyAXiXpuP
Cool!
I have a guitar, but it does not sound at all like yours. I love old Celtics songs, you sing them well.
Thank you both for your very kind comments.
I’m having a tough time rehearsing because I keep having coughing spasms.
Nice, Do you do requests? I would love to hear your version of “The Parting Glass”
@ JUST AN OLD DOG:
Thank you.
I’ve not heard of, “THE PARTING GLASS”.
I’ll have to research it and see if I can do it.
I do everything “by ear”, and from memory.
That makes my day. Thanks for sharing.
@ JUST AN OLD DOG:
Thank you for posting that.
It reminds me of being in Glee Club at Stephen F. Austin High School in El Paso, Texas.
The lyrics apparently refer to a Scottish man about to be executed for murder, or at least, that’s what I gathered from reading the history of the song.
Yes, as soon as I can stop coughing and can pull myself out of my depression, I’ll get busy learning and rehearsing this song!
I noticed that CELTIC WOMAN also has recorded this, and boy, do I love CELTIC WOMAN!
https://youtu.be/fDgT0a6hepg
“THE PARTING GLASS”
Of all the money
That e’er I had,
I spent it in good company.
And all the harm
I’ve ever done,
Alas, it was to none but me.
And all I’ve done
For want of wit
To memory now,
I can’t recall.
So fill to me
The parting glass.
Good night and joy
Be to you all.
So fill to me
The parting glass
And drink a health
Whate’er befalls.
Then gently rise
And softly call,
“Good night and joy
Be to you all.”
Of all the comrades
That e’er I had,
They’re sorry for my
Going away,
And all the sweethearts That e’er I had,
They’d wish me
One more day to stay.
But since it fell
Into my lot
That I should rise
And you should not,
I’ll gently rise
And softly call,
“Good night and joy
Be to you all.”
But since it fell
Into my lot
That I should rise
And you should not
I’ll gently rise
And softly call,
“Good night and joy
Be to you all.”
So fill to me
The parting glass
And drink a health
Whate’er befalls.
Then gently rise
And softly call,
“Good night and joy
Be to you all.”
Good night and joy
Be to you all!
Dude, i remember my mom’s stories of Austin h.s. she met my dad at a track meet. I have on more than one occasion blamed my mother for robbing Father Austin of a good Texan by not dropping me in El Paso.
Funny how you find folks like that.
When do you get your record deal? Maybe if you do one in mariachi style you can get a good deal
That video is the University College Dublin Choral Scholars in Dublin, Ireland.
Oh, those COLLEENS ! ! !
Be still, my foolish heart!
At the following URL, you can see a really nice slide show of photographs taken at last year’s “SCOTS ON THE ROCKS” Celtic Festival (which I didn’t attend):
http://codyhoagland.zenfolio.com/p512953893
I sure hope I make it to that “SCOTS ON THE ROCKS” Celtic Festival.
My kilt and plaid are all prepared, and my medals are nicely arranged on my Argyll jacket, with my sword and dirk standing by.
But, I’m in a LOT of pain, especially when standing or walking, and I’m all out of my prescribed pain and allergy medication.
Plus, I keep having coughing spasms, which REALLY messes me up when I’m trying to sing.
I’m thinking of buying some Benadryl and Naproxen at the store.
But, if I take too much (which I inevitably do – – – that’s why I don’t have any medicine left), that’ll make things even worse.
Boy, if only I can endure just ONE more week, then I’ll make it!
Is there a link to their dumbass media interview. Wittgenfeld and Bernath, go fuck yourselves you useless shitbags.
Well, it’s nice to see the world in order. beernutsky is getting the attention he so desperately wants, until the media find out about the real shit in his toilet.
On the home front, my stuff is proceeding with a dockside brawl between Woz and DeShean over whether or not they should be drinking in the Club with bosun’s mates in the middle of the afternoon.
And in other news, the Nashville has picked up survivors of an incendiary bombing and is about to pick up the remains of a ship that was hijacked.
Just keeping you all posted.
Onward and upward!
@ EX-PH2, Et Alia:
What’s this about the USS NASHVILLE and survivors?
Can you give us some more information?
I Googled it and got nothing.
Post a link, please.
Thank you.
It’s a story I’m working on, John. In the story, Nashville is a Search & Rescue ship. When I get it done, I’ll send you a copy of the book, if you don’t mind sci-fi stuff.
Also, since bernath likes to dog my footsteps, I sometimes post stuff that I’m doing to point him in the wrong direction.
The real question is this: Did Rook and Boronski get bailed out of jail yet? I know Rambone was a bit pissed about the whole thing but surely he got them bail money, right?
Naw. They were thrown into the clink by Officer Milan, who looks distinctly like Cobra Bubbles, told to stay there until they sobered up.
Well ain’t that a pisser.
Hey, put me down for a copy of your book too.
I love Sci-Fi.
Also this is a sincere thank you to Senior Chief Don Shipley and his lovely wife Diane! Thank you for all you are doing to keep the phonies real, or as real as they’ll ever get in this lifetime.
We really need a like button, a dislike button and an I wouldn’t touch that unless it was turdface’s dick…
Bernath is a pussy. He talks big over the interwebs and invites the Senior Chief down for a face to face and then when Senior Chief shows up, he tries to play the victim card and on his way back inside his house, he takes a verbal swipe at Senior Chief’s lovely wife. Unbeknownst to that pussy Bernath is that he picked on the wrong Shipley. If she was so inclined, she could have shove his catherter so far up his pee-pee it would have been draining snot.
What a useless pile of monkey nuts Bernath is.
Diane is one of those “strong willed” women that have the innate ability of putting the fear of God into anyone…
Oh yes. I wouldn’t want her pissed at me!
Just like a fearful dog- barks and growls when one is distant, cringes and whines when one is close, then back to the barking and growling when one goes away.
I prefer the phrase “a useless, steaming pile of Phil Monkress”.
A very low insult, indeed.
I always get confused whenever there is a change to daylight savings time.
Is this the weekend we get to sleep in on Monday, show up an hour late and claim we forgot about DST, or is that in the spring?
Just as long as you’re not wearing soiled spandex, have a butt plug up your keester and smell like you’re been downing DRG “cocktails” all weekend long…
I believe the correct term is a “Phildo in your keester”.
Thank you Dave Hardman for reminding us.
Added photos to the post – I don’t see any canes or crutches. Notice the construction work – but it makes more sense to blame me for the screws and nails in his driveway, right?
Holy fucking shit… the lack of any G-2 that Danny has… hopefully the cops are knocking on his door and putting some shiny bracelets on him.
ME, I DID IT, *rustle* *rustle*! 😀
Ultimate irony that you obviously drove the vehicle that Bernasty bought for from West VA to Fla just to dump shit in his driveway.
He isn’t wearing shoes either.
What happened to his colostomy bag?
Looks like he took a dump in his shorts….
What a time to be in that part of Florida, pity I’ve been up here in Northern Arkansas all week! I’m sure that the Shipleys saw right through what Bermaggot was trying to do, he’s been trying his damnedest to provoke and incite them into doing something he can screech about, and his use of that slur on Mrs. Shipley was a very transparent attempt to make her say or do something, and I’m sure their doing nothing nearly made Bernath blow his catheter! The Shipleys didn’t get where they are by accident, they’ve worried honestly for what they have and enjoy in this life while Bermaggot has always slithered while trying to con and extort from people as well as manipulate them. Bermaggot has obviously always been a lazy, miserable, conniving jealous schemer who always wants to do what he can to interfere with, ruin, or deny others whatever status and pleasure they’ve worked honestly to legitimately obtain. Look at the Shipleys, they both had successful Military Careers, now they own and operate a very reputable and honest business, and they enjoy life together. Bernath? Well, others know far more about him than I do, but he’s had one failure after another, he COULD have worked honestly and made himself a legit and successful Attorney, but we know how that is about to end as well as his other antics. He tried to run a few halfassed unregistered businesses in another location, but we know about that too. I got SUCH a kick from hearing about Daniel A. Bernath showing his true colors, DITTO with DallASS Witlessbooger, he NEVER came like the badass he says he is, I wonder if he didn’t hide in a closet whimpering to himself wondering if he was going to be visited next? I would tell each member of the Dutch Rudder Gang to GFY, but they do so without being told, HAPPY WEEKEND to all the Fine People of TAH®™, I hope we get updates!
I just hope the media in Florida do their reseaerch on Birdbath and expose him for what a cock-mongering ass-leaching waste of space he is.
Good old Birdbath, he is never one to let failure stand in the way of him stepping on his crank again.
I was expecting to hear that he shot himself in the catheter the way he was carelessly carrying, then sue the catheter for negligent discharge.
stay thirsty my friends
His presence is definitely lowering property values in the neighborhood.
I bet the local community is thrilled.
He’s the type whose moving out of a neighborhood would result in a huge celebratory block party the day after he left!!
The dickweasel certainly looks healthy in those photos! No cane. No crutches. No wheelchair or walky-helpy device of any kind. That last photo in particular looks like he’s hauling some kind of ass.
That last photo in particular looks like he’s hauling some kind of ass.
That goes without saying, Nicki.
He’s moving around, right?
I’m really concerned that he wore a colostomy bag in his California hearing and then tossed it when he ran out of the courtroom. Did he get another one? I don’t see it there.
Link! LINK!!!
You’ve been purposefully starving us of Bernath stories in order to boost MCPO’s book sales when it comes out!
well god bless I don’t have to worry about the clock issue.. I’m in Arizona.
I was hoping to get some rest this weekend but doing the finishing touches on the house for the bun…
as far as the drama with mr BirdShit… what a F:&$ Loser… get a life and move on
“I’ll be on the road for the next two days…” Is this the secret DRG OP you mentioned in the staff meeting?
Aw damn, I wasn’t supposed to say that in the open. But it wasn’t marked classified so its not my fault…
“Never talk about fight club”.
Wishing all of you a great weekend, we are hosting our weekend soccer playoffs to end our season and running a drive to gather non-perishable food items as well. My slightly less fat ass has been refereeing all fall and will be doing so again this weekend, the three games I ref tomorrow will bring my seasonal total to about 40 games for the 8 weeks of the season. Good be to be semi-healthy and capable of mobility in spite of the blown right heel…good orthotics make a world of difference.
I tell you this as I am not asking for donations, just reminding everyone that some of our fellow citizens aren’t doing as well and need our help with food items over the winter especially around the holidays. Hopefully we can help in some small way. Last weekend we gathered close to 1000 lbs of food here to help the local food bank…I’m hoping we do a higher number this weekend.
May you all have a safe, and enjoyable weekend!!
Good for you, VOV.
It’s also worth noting that pet shelters need donations, too, and this time of year in particular.
One word: GROSS.
I mean, would it have killed Bernasty to put on something more presentable? He looks terrible in those pictures!
One word, Bernasty: Nordstrom. Go there and get you a classy wardrobe. You’re welcome.
” He looks terrible in those pictures!”
The only way that he can look any better is if he uses photoshop to put his head on Mr. Shepherd’s body. It is what it is.
He’d look better if he were to use the head of another person.
He’d look much better if he just made himself into a transparent layer, wouldn’t he?
You can put lipstick on a pig. But afterwards, it’s still a pig.
Woo-Pig-Sooie!
Bernath would take third place to a road kill skunk and opossum in a beauty contest!!
Here’s an oldie for you…
Claw……..if your out there, I just wanted to thank you for pointing me in the right direction. If you recall during our visit last March, I told you how fucked up my DD 214 was. I did not have much documentation from that time in my life. You told me to send in what I had anyway, to get the corrections.
It turns out they had a lot of what I did not have. I found out that during the six months I flew, I had 242 combat hours, with 75 combat missions. All my 214 showed was a shooting badge for the M16, CIB, E-5 rank and the national defense award.
My 214 was changed, it shows the above, plus the Air metal with a 3 on it. Crew member wings. The good conduct metal. Two awards of the Republic of Vietnam Gallantry Cross. Vietnam service metal with three bronze stars. And last the the very desirable expert badge with machinegun and pistol!
Again Claw, thanks for your help!
Steve
Steve, helping you was easy. Glad to have done it.
Just to let you know, the Air Medal w/Numeral 3 means a total of four awards. I, myself, did not know I had five additional Air Medal awards until six years later (1978) after leaving RVN.
My cumulative Combat Assault flight hours were 326 for my time there.
So, Thank You for being my Right Side Gunner and we’re “Clear Up Left.”
MULE Sitrep?
Oops, I gotta make a correction.
Pulled my trip book from my briefcase and it’s a total of 331 CA hours.
328 posted to the regular form and then an additional 3 hours on the “Certified True Copy” DA Form 2408-12 that was put in after my records were “Closed out due to EM PCS”.
CLAW publishing regrets the error.
Claw……..you know, when it came to discharge and signing my DD214 I would have signed anything. I didn’t even look at what it said. I was just thankful to get out of that shit hole in one piece. Over the last few years it has got more important. Not so much the awards, but the content. It’s kind of a narrative of what we did during that difficult time.
I think most of the shit birds we see on this site were young and did not realize how as they aged that the shit they pulled while in the military was going to cause regrets. The way they all seem to solve it, is by lying and embellishing their time however brief, in service of our country. We, that served with honor, are part of a brotherhood. They on the other hand are outcasts who want to be part of that brotherhood. So, they make shit up.
The mule is at a standstill, still waiting on parts, must have been sent by Mule, the four legged kind! Smile
Steve, one thing we have to remember is the frenetic pace at which things were happening when the troops were doing our returns from RVN. Being processed out in less than 18/24 hours for ETS purposes, many of the awards/campaigns hadn’t even been figured out yet or had caught up to us. Citations and orders for awards were not even cut yet by the time soldiers were released from active duty and were on their way home. I think I spent less than eight hours at Fort Lewis while making my return to CONUS and trying to make my way back to home as a PCS move. The Army mailed me a set of orders to report to Fort Bliss for my next duty station.
Yep, during the big withdrawal phase lots of stuff slipped through the cracks.
OK, will await further word on the MULE.
Charlie.
Claw……the best part of the update of my 214 is the Good Conduct Medal. Wait till I tell some of my friends!
I was and still am “That Guy” kind of like The Roger Miller song, I knew every lock that. Was unlocked when no one was around. Smile
Yep, Welcome to the GCM Club. Enlisted members only.
Patton, Bradley, Westmoreland didn’t get one. MacArthur neither.
Post it to your “Love Me” box and walk proud, even though you are “That Guy.”
Thanks to both of you for not only doing those missions but for putting it up here so I could read about it.
Meant medal not metal damn it!
You know, there is so much negativity in these threads where Bernath’s name is a prominent feature. At times I just feels like it drags me down. So I would like to start a thread about something positive about Dan Bernath. I dedicate this thread to the legal victories Dan Bernath won in the courtroom before he was forced ineligible to practice law be the CA State Bar.
So, below, please reply and share your memories of any time Dan Bernath actually won a case… or even a motion.
It is my hope that this thread will provide a universal reference and repository for Dan Bernath’s legal prowess. Skittles for everyone! Thanks!
_
Positive? Positive. Working here. Positive. Still working. Positive. Positive. Okay. Well…no, that’s not positive. Back at it. Positive. How about the time that…no, not that. Wait! This is one of those trick questions! Dammit GDC.
Drawing a blank. Um,Yeah, One big blank.
Not unusual for we advanced CRS sufferers.
Uh….
I’m positive I can’t think of a single one.
That help any?
🙂
Entry # 1:
End of Entry # 1.
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stay thirsty my friends
Will get back to you on that.
NIX on his legal victories, BUT Daniel A. Bernath (GH!) appears to have overcome his walking disability! First he magically healed when in the presence of a REAL USN CPO in a courtroom, now the pics we saw today. It’s a far cry from what he looked like in THIS article! 😉
http://portlandtribune.com/component/content/article?id=71559
Hope DMV will reassess his handicap plates and the VA any service connected disability…like his Agent Orange bullshit when the ship he was on never carried it and never got close to the coast.
I know, if the ship was in the waters he gets it but it pisses me off when I and others here were sprayed with the shit in Song Be and F’ing Phu Bai…and I have prostate cancer.
Actually, sj, I don’t think that’s the case. The VA maintains a list of Navy ships for which there is a presumption of Agent Orange exposure:
http://www.publichealth.va.gov/exposures/agentorange/shiplist/list.asp
It’s my understanding that if a ship isn’t on that list, Agent Orange exposure for the crew is NOT presumed.
The USS Yorktown and USS Kearsarge are not on that list.
SJ……I feel your pain. Before flying, I operated out of Phuc Vinh. It turns out agent orange was stored there. It’s now in the ground water, causing all kinds of problems for the locals. It’s like a ticking time bomb for me! So far, so good. No cancer for me. Take care of yourself
3/17: I’m a lucky guy. I ended up in Walter Reed and had surgery in 2001 and then nuked in 2005. All seems well since.
Hondo: you are THE TAH data base so I yield to you. I thought that if a BGB (Big Grey Boat) sailed in VN waters that entitled them to “presumptive” for Agent Orange and that is Bernasty’s hook? If that’s true, then so be it…but it pisses me off that many of us here were sprayed with the shit (and were glad for it) on a regular basis.
But until someone mentioned a while back, he had not added that to his repertoire of falsehoods.
There was that time he successfully defended Bart Simpson when he was charged in the murder of Seymour Skinner. Wait, that was Lionel Hutz.
“I’ve argued in front of every judge in tbe state. Sometimes as a lawyer” – best Lionel Hutz quote
50 SSDI clients… but it was money he was forced to return.
So, nope… can’t think of anything.
I’ve got it!!!
He successfully walked away from a plane crash!!!
(that he caused when he didn’t follow the FAA rules)
Daniel A. Bernath (Google pimp slap action) is STILL Hamilton Burger’s bitch…
Not a case or motion, but IMO he did place first in life’s “how to be a counterexample” contest.
I think I’ve got it: consistency.
He’s made a lifetime career out of trashing every opportunity ever handed to him, without exception. He’s shown a dedication to being extremely consistent in that aspect.
Let’s not forget things like his “Tour Business” where he had his car license plates on a passenger shuttle van. I’m sure that hauling passengers for hire in a vehicle like that requires Commercial Motor vehicle license plate(s) and in order to legally operate it, one needs to have a Passenger Endorsement on their Driver’s License regardless if it has pneumatic brakes or not!! What part of Daniel A. Bernath’s past isn’t a chronicle of shystery, antagonism and weapons grade malfeasance along with tsunamis of stupidity, cowardice and imbecility?
Did any of you know that YAHOO! has a “text limit” on their e-mail accounts?
I can’t sign into my YAHOO! account because I’ve exceeded their “text limit”.
WHAT “text limit”?
I’ve never heard of a “text limit” at YAHOO!
Have you?
I’m seeking help, but it’ll probably be a while before I get any response.
The folks at YAHOO! had me send them a screen shot, which I did.
Since then, there’s been no response, and the problem remains unresolved.
I can NOT sign in to my YAHOO! account.
I can’t even access FLICKR, a part of YAHOO!, where my photographs are stored.
Does anybody know anything about “exceeding a text limit” at the YAHOO! web site?
I’ve never heard of such a thing.
I use yahoo, and looked into it. Having problems finding anything related to that message during login.
One post mentioned that you go to task manager and check to see if there is anything from Yahoo running and shut it down. Something about a yahoo plug in loading into the browser causing problems.
Curious about this suggestion. try to create a new account. Login to it. Then sign out of it. Then, try to log in with your original username.
sounds bizarre, but it is worth a try.
Well, that explains why I didn’t get a response from you to my e-mail today.
I never use Yahoo. I think it’s a poor excuse for internet service. I’m not fon of MSN any more, but I still have that e-mail account at Microsoft. Isn’t your e-mail on Google?
If I were you, I’d change my password. The whole thing sounds like a phishing scam. Granted, you are saying you get the message when you try to login, but it sounds awfully similar to spam emails that circulate on Yahoo that try to conduct phishing ops.
YAHOO! has a new thing called, “On Demand Password”, where each time you log in, they send a password to your cell phone, which you then use to log on.
The password changes each time you log on, and only YAHOO! can send it.
HURRAY!
YAHOO! fixed it, but without offering any explanations.
So, whatever happened is a mystery.
Composing e-mails is a real headache because of all the constant interference from advertisements.
I still don’t know what is meant by, “exceeded your text limit”.
I’ve never heard of it, and I find no reference to it at the YAHOO! Help web site.
John, it does sound a lot like someone was sending you phishing e-mail or something. I don’t know of any internet service that sends a message like that.
I did google that phrase, and found several people who said it’s a scam to get your login and password. The smart thing to do is complain to Yahoo, and try an MSN account or a Google e-mail account.
At least you’re back in business now.
Yeah # 68!
So what happened in Florida today?
As usual I know nothing!
@ MCPO NYC USN RET:
There’s SUPPOSED to be a historic AFVN radio broadcast from WEBY-AM 1330 in Florida, but I can’t seem to pick it up.
HEY, IT’S ON THE AIR – – – RIGHT NOW ! ! !
http://www.1330weby.com/index.php/listen-live
According to the web site, there’s supposed to be an Internet simulcast RIGHT NOW of the AFVN radio programs by WEBY-AM 1330.
But, I can’t find it.
They say they’ll broadcast it again on Veterans Day.
Do you remember listening to AFRN radio?
When I was standing guard in the towers at the Phu Lam Signal Battalion in Saigon, I enjoyed listening to the quiet, peaceful sounds of symphony pops (i.e., “elevator music”) on AFVN-FM radio.
When I went up North, I listened to Rock ‘n’ Roll, and got an autographed black and white publicity photograph of “MILLIE”, the hostess of the afternoon Rock ‘n’ Roll broadcast.
After the NVA blew up the radio relay, there were no more AFVN radio broadcasts for us to listen to.
So, some guys in the 501st Signal Battalion of the 101st Airborne Division began broadcasting Rock ‘n’ Roll music, which all the guys loved.
They even took special requests and dedications.
HOWEVER – – – ,
The unauthorized 501st Signal Battalion radio station was immediately ordered off the air after playing a request for, “THE FOOL ON THE HILL”, dedicated to the colonel in command of the 801st Maintenance Battalion.
AFVN also had a television station which I could watch in my barracks when I was in Saigon.
At midnight, they would go off the air, after playing the national anthems of the United States of America and the Republic of Viet Nam.
Do any of you guys remember the national anthem of the Republic of Viet Nam?
I sure do, and I can play it, by ear, on a piano.
I remember watching the Bob Hope Christmas Show at Long Binh on that television.
I remember watching episodes of, “COMBAT”.
I remember the New Year’s Eve broadcast where the Specialist reading the news announced his New Year’s resolution to report the truth and not obey orders to conceal facts.
Boy, did THAT ever stir things up!
The next day, he was off the air and transferred somewhere up North, with folks in the “PACIFIC STARS AND STRIPES” newspaper expressing concern over his safety.
Does anyone else besides me remember any of this stuff?
The only place I saw television was in Saigon.
I never saw it up North.
I can’t remember listening to AFVN radio at Dong Ha.
I think we listened to Radio Hanoi on the shortwave, but I’m not sure.
I do vaguely recall hearing some Communist broadcasts from the Soviet Union and Cuba.
When I went on R&R to Japan, I visited EXPO ’70 in Osaka, and received VIP treatment at the Soviet Pavilion and the United States pavilion.
Yes! AFVN used to have this blonde USAID woman named “Bobbi”, who did a weather report nights. My NCOIC was much taken with her. We told him she probably was dating some Major at MACV. Nice looking girl, but sorta ditsy.”Bewitching bundle of….?” My companions and I had obscene versions of her intro, fueled by whatever beer the class 6 had that week.Reschs Pilsner? (Aussie stuff)
I “saw” Bob Hopes Xmas show at Dong Tam, the 9th Div. basecamp in the Delta, with Ann Margaret (MY GOD! I’m going to confession!) From the 400th row. Other than Gen Ewell playing 2nd banana to Skinose, in the middle of the festivities, a firefight broke out across the river!
I also used to listen to the aily Australina and New Zealand news. The latter would give the sheep prices, and my favorite Aussie moment was the day their announcer thanked his hosts from the 101st for their hospitality, observing that his scars were “healing nicely”!
You couldn’t make this stuff up!
They’re playing AFVN radio – – – RIGHT NOW ! ! !
http://www.1330weby.com/index.php/listen-live
How’s this? (Restored film)
https://youtu.be/8KoybhArM6A
That’s a grrrrr-REAT show!
But, it was way before I got there.
1965 was the year I was released from the insane asylum, and began my very first job, working at a car wash, while living in a boarding house, and drowning in a motel swimming pool (trying to teach myself how to swim).
I didn’t become a soldier until 1967 (a true MIRACLE!), and didn’t get to Viet Nam until 1969.
But, I do have wonderful memories of seeing the Bob Hope Christmas Show, and the Miss America visit, when I ate breakfast in our mess hall with Miss Oregon.
I have a question:
If I set my clock back and my house blows up in a thunderous mushroom cloud, does it mean that the ‘lil clock boy had been in my house?
I am so confused!
That depends on where it was made.
Oh crap, coffee spray on the puter!
I was going to try flying Space-a to Germany this weekend but couldn’t get guest lodging on Ramstein AB. I have never flown Space-a before. Any suggestions would be welcome.
Suggestion:
Don’t go to Germany, way too many undocumented potential terrorists.
Suggestion: Take note of the Master Chief’s suggestion.
That’s why there was no room at the inn. Too many military aged undocumented “guests” already have the Gast Haus booked solid for the winter.
Finally, someone gets my satire! There is truth in everything that I write.
Well, I was not in Florida last weekend.
Claw,
In a note above someone sends thanks to you!
If you were not in Florida last weekend, then who was the handsome man I had lunch with in South Bay?
OVER
This would have been at the Air Force Inn on base. All booked up.
Hickham. Just saying.
Congratulations to Lawn Dart Dan, once again hanging his crank out while he breaks the law so that it can get (proverbally) hammered flat yet again.
Why isn’t Dan the ineligible to practice law man wearing a SEAL cap in those photos?
Answer: NO BALLS
Hey family. I can safely testify that at a few times, the VA can work out OK, as was my experience today. I may not work, I may have a paralegal degree and not use it much, but at least I have amusement. TAH, I thank you kindly for that. Even Bernasty is amusing. I just wish the poor delusional motherfucker would be stupid enough to pull something so that his ass winds up as I have proposed.
Here’s a Halloween costume suggestion for D.A. Bernath – Hey Lawn Dart Dan, just smear some peanut butter around your mouth be yourself, and go as an ASSHOLE! 😀
With Jonn gone who the hell is in charge of the Asylum?
Oh dear Lord, does this mean Hotel Oscar November Delta Oscar is on duty?
I am Hotel Oscar November Delta Oscar!!!
Do you really think anyone – including Jonn – can actually herd you cats effectively? (smile)
Depends on what caliber of sheep dog is used.
I am Groot.
Groot! Klaatu barada nikto! Klaatu barada ni. . . oh, wait – that was “Gort”, not “Groot”.
With apologies to Ms. Litella: “Never mind.”
(smile)
We still haven’t learned whether Bernath has a door on his mailbox.
Hack, I had Google Street Viewed the address.
As of the Feb 2015 view, the address had a Hunter Green plastic mailbox WITH A DOOR.
So the address has that going for it.
What about a Big Lots Car Port Tent that he can store the remains of a private aircraft? Any freshly turn soiled visible? That may explain where Elaine Ricci ended up.
#FreeElaineRicci
Oh Elaine, poor Elaine, where for art thou mortal remains? A poet and didn’t know it
My best guess is that she is an executive administrative assistant for The False Commander Phil Monkress at All-Points Logistics.
Elaine and Macho Grande… two things I’ll never get over 🙁
Elaine Ricci sleeps with the fishes.
This year the Twist clan are all getting dressed up for Halloween. My son is going as a Delta Operator (he looks more believable than 1/2 the posers on here), my daughter is bat girl, my wife is The Scarlet Witch from the Avengers, and I’m going as Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead. My wife jokingly claims that I chose my costume just so I can open carry.
Hmmm, I’m an old fart. Maybe I can develop a bizzare facial expression, babble, sport a Kodak instamatic, an empty gas can, a duct taped dog, and hang some tubing out of my crotch and go a a crazed MF’er from Fla?
That’s a winning costume.
Rick Grimes Colt Python is one manly gun, maybe not the most efficient tool when hordes of the walking dead are converging…still the cool factor.
SJ, we’d miss you when Homeland Suckurity jacked you up. Great idea, but not in the Overweening Suckurity State, where Big Mother is always watching for caucasian badthought.
That first picture is a horrible example of The Ric Flair Strut
Reposting this from another blog. You should ALL read it.
https://cherrieswriter.wordpress.com/2015/10/30/suicide-mission-guest-blog/
A very good read. Well done, good on you. PTSD is real in some cases. Sadly, the over diagnosis of the condition has led to even more stigma being associated with it. Semper Fi Carter.
I know that the ‘fight or flight’ response is triggered by adrenaline. You can also get it from what is called stage fright or performance jitters. I used to get it when I showed horses and again when I competed in skating, and at some point, your responses to training kick in to try to keep you alive or successful, or whatever.
But with this particular problem, I think there are other hormones besides adrenaline at work, and that should be looked at. No one is doing that kind of research. There is something at work in PTSD besides just hair trigger nerves and exaggerated defensive responses to what feels like an attack, even if it isn’t.
Daniel A. Bernath, he hath fuck’d himself!! He provok’d the Shipleys until they came, but he cow’r’d ev’ry moment they wast thither. Seni’r Chief Shipley and his Jointress await’d his presence to addresseth whatev’r grievance he had with them, but B’rnath kepteth being liketh the filthy knaves of Westb’ro Baptist Church. The knave B’rnath screech’d to the cri’rs about what he had, all of it trash while he blink’d liketh a madman and then he insult’d Seni’r Chief’s Jointress, and went aroint nimble-footed when he didnt geteth the response he want’d from them. Telling B’rnath to goeth fuck himself is a wasteth of timeth, he fain dost it all by himself!
I welcome critiques, is my Shakespearean worth a damn?
damn
I’ll give it two damns…
PI are you trying to wake up The Lars?
Mmmmm, CHEW TOY!! 😀
Perhaps a response from a canine friend?
https://youtu.be/Vogp-n1-JPA
Youeth are mosteth prolificticeth!
I found a Shakespearean translator and had some fun with it after a few beers, it still looks like too much fun to hide, here it is: http://lingojam.com/EnglishtoShakespearean
And for those who took the time to critique:
I hope Don and Diane have Merritt Island on their Halloween trick or treating bucket list. Can you all point them in the right direction?
stay thirsty my friends.
They might want to be careful!
The False Commander Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) might arrest them in his capacity as a Brevard County Reserve Sherriff’s Deputy!
But the hard part might be finding him. When you ask a senior-level APL employee questions about Phony Phildo and his fake-ass felonious claims, they always respond “Who? I don’t know him”.
Great leadership and performance. When you deal wit APL, only expect the best.
Shitbags.
Didn’t want to pollute the “Crocs on the ground” thread with this, but:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/10/20/us-mideast-crisis-chemicalweapons-exclus-idUSKCN0SE1XM20151020
The question everyone in the international community seems to be asking is “if assad gave up all his mustard gas, then where did ISIS get this stuff in August.” To which, either Assad lied or ISIS used the stuff that was captured in Iraqi and not yet destroyed, that stuff which we said they had but everyone says Bush lied about.
I have a better idea, let me take door “C” Monty. Where we have Assad lies and there was more chemical weapons on the ground in Iraq than the “official” records showed.
In case I forget (’cause I’m kind of busy here), Happy Hallowe’en to everyone, and tell the kids you have to personally test ALL the candy first.
MCRD Parris Island turns 100 years tomorrow Nov 1st…
http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/news/state/south-carolina/article41916807.html
A poser will soon state that he was there on the day it opened.
Well, Kirjath Tomey does LOOK old enough to have been there!! 😈
Or Ferris.
HOOOOOOOOOAH ! ! ! !