BOLO: You may be being bounty hunted
Have you seen this man?
Keep your eyes open. I have it on good authority that over 17000 bounty hunters have been hired to track each and every one of you.
Comment here if you believe you are being followed, and we will send out our Anti-Bounty Hunting crew.
Category: Politics
A bounty hunter would have to discuss it with a Judge. I can’t decide if the Judge is a 410 or a 45 Judge. Or both.
Yeh 410 and 40 said if they came over the threshhold that a faliure Drill aka Lovetap would give them a big 1 2 3 Kiss
In the immortal words of Mr. Ashley J. Williams of S-Mart’s Housewares Section (Bruce Campbell, also famous for the role of Sam Axe),
“Come get some.”
I love Bruch Campbell. He is one hot tamale.
Wow – Forgin’ Frank has a lot of anger issues. Must not have been breast fed as a baby? Mommy/Daddy issues? ED? Hemorrhoids?
Dude is going to have a “Triple A” if he doesn’t get things into check. Maybe he needs to take up yoga, quilting or knitting to held channel his anger…
Calligraphy ain’t cutting it, obviously!
Alert your ABH crew that their services will not be needed here. We can handle the taking names and stuff ourselves.
Wouldn’t this be a good time to activate Sreywal? Jameson’s ready and standing by. OVER
Well I did see a Pink Yugo parked across the way and my bushes rustled….does that count?
Seems like ol’ Frankie J has went off the deep end to join Bernath, Wickre, Wittgenfeld, and Chevalier.
Threats of criminal actions and hit men and bounty hunters. Frankie J must be receiving his comeuppance from all his stupid stuff with all the Federal courts that no one wants to have any thing to do with him including hiring him to flip hamburgers.
Bring it on Frankie J, you little bitch.
How do any of these guys have the brain power to actually breathe? I mean, seriously, these guys could drown in an empty pool.
A new TV show is going to be made about them called THE WALKING DUMB.
It’ll be a cross between The Walking Dead and Dumb&Dumber.
That clique of dildoheads could make a squad of zombies look like Phi Beta Kappas from MIT!
I saw the bushes rustle so I threw aviation gas and a match at them.
I now have a question.
Is it bad luck to kill a ground hog the day before Ground Hogs day?
It did see its shadow, there’s no doubt about that.
Was there a flash flame after? If so…po ground hawg.
People 6 houses down saw the flash.
Flaming Squirrel. Flaming Groundhog. We have a few Flaming Posers, too.
So, with this latest fatwa, how many regular commentators have been threatened with an arrest, a lawsuit, a physical assault and/or outright killing? I would say welcome to a rather exclusive club, but it seems like we are all members.
#BringElaineRicciHome
Now they’re going to say that we’re threatening pour gas on them and light them on fire.
Bad news Hack, I called the lead detective on Elaine’s case on Friday and they are working a possible ominous angle, that Elaine has been kidnapped by ISIL. According to the detective, a witness saw her in Bethesda fighting with a fat, bespeckled, Lumpy Rutherford looking jihadi that smelled suspiciously of Thunderbird. If true, one can only hope she is able to keep her head.
#ElaineFightsISIS
I heard rumor that the getaway car left such a thick smokescreen behind it, Law Enforcement Personnel had to break off the chase in the interest of public safety. They are still following a trail of rust, car parts, leaked automotive fluids,and empty Thunderbird bottles in the pursuit to find her captor(s).
#FreeElaineRicci
#BringElaineRicciHome
API. I heard the fat, Lumpy
Rutherford jihadi mentioned above has a secret password. You put
your ear up to the mailbox with the broken door and when asked “what’s the word?” You have to reply “Thunderbird”. Then he will follow up with “what’s the price?” And you have to reply “fiddy thrice”. Only then can you enter his jihadi hideout, underneath the tent where he parks his
camels, I mean Jaguars.
I’ve heard their lair is easily found, one merely needs to follow the trail of rust, leaked motor oil & antifreeze, and parts fallen off in the roadways as well as empty bottles of Thunderbird, MD20/20, and Cisco.
This sure is fun, ain’t it?
I’ll check the courts tomorrow morningafter they are open, find out if I have a forfieted bail bond or criminal warrants but, I sincerely doubt it. And so, should any “bail bondsmen/women” turn up here, they will be welcomed with open arms. And wait , while shit gets sorted out.
Actually, I expect mine to look more like Joe Dirt.
Like I have said a dozen times, if anyone want to start taking out people its best they start with me. I’m just a little fella, cant hardly see, barely get around, it shouldn’t be too to find me.
I doubt fucking with Walt will end well either. Oh well, I will just keep the light on. If anyone needs directions just ask.
Dave,I have first claim on Franky. He shit all over my MOS and Nam flight time. I lost some good Marines officers and enlisted there. In my helo 1 KIA and ! WIA gunner. He is mine if he wants to dance. Do you want to dance spanky? Joe
Well, while I was out in the thick of it shoveling Global Warming Production’s byproduct off my sidewalk, the polease showed up in a brand spanking new F150, all blazoned out with ‘POLICE’ on it in big, bold letters. I said ‘Hi’, asked what he was doing out in this idiot storm. He said ‘sitting on the highway, trying to keep people out of ditches’. Nice guy. Cute, too.
Didn’t say a word about any bounty hunters showing up anywhere around here. I could drive over there and ask about it, and take Spaghettiballs Frankie’s threats and crap with me, but it’s snowing and I’ve got better sense than to run stupid errands in a blizzard.
Frankie, you asshole, you have NOTHING but fried baloney and dank, smelly air. You are a born loser. Spitting on what you actually did in Viet Nam makes you look like some senile old fool. Find a new hobby and stop lying to yourself, you moron.
Every time Frank Visconi pops in, use the following the way you’d use a crucifix against a vampire:
Throw questions like this at them and they’d start acting the way superman would act if he were exposed to kryptonite.
Why are the embellishers the absolute scum of the earth? It seems that most of the non-veteran phonies admit they screwed up and then slink off and their idiocy fades off google, but the ones who should know better double down, triple down and quadruple down on teh stoopid.
Obviously there are exceptions, like Wikre and Mailahn, but sheesh.
Super Turds, each and every one
Dingdingdingdingding!
I just knew I was being stalked by some high-speed, low-drag, Airborne-Ranger Delta Sniper Marine Recon Bounty Hunter of the 1st Cavalry Division! There’s this suspicious white truck that keeps driving slowly past my house every afternoon, and the little chimes that it plays while slowly cruising past don’t fool me, I know a top level covert operation when I see one!
Think I should go ahead and surrender to the bounty hunter SWAT team hiding in that truck next time it shows up?
Do they have fudsicles?
Well, there are signs not he side of that truck that say things like that are in it, Ex, but I know it’s a trap. If I walked up and asked for one, I’m sure Frankie Goes to Hollywood and his merry band of bounty hunters would leap out of the bushes to tackle and drag me off.
To be honest, the thing that most concerns me is if one of his many professional bounty hunters wears a clown suit and parachute; I can only imagine what a “pat down” from that clown might actually entail.
I hate clowns.
Oh Shit!!!!!! these three are at my front door,http://www.cmt.com/sitewide/assets/img/promo/shows/bounty_hunters/season_1/show_images/8/456×330.jpg
Bounty for me is about ten cents. I’m not worth it. However, if I am being hunted, I’m more then willing to make it worth the hunter’s while by killing the hunter, and pulling the justifiable homicide self defense rule.
Ten cents is the cost of one my reloads. Joe
I think I can spare a dime.
Can we get some originality with the threats please? Frank, you’re more boring than the usual crop we get around here.
Come and get me Mr. Bounty Hunter! I’m easy to find, just swing through Naco and ask around
I wonder if Frankie’s parents were invited to the White House to witness President Woodrow Wilson signing his Purple Heart Citation?
After watching several episodes of Robot Chicken, I can no longer take Boba Fett seriously.
It is amazing to see these guys cling on to their lives and band together to maintain the lies.
These are 50-60 year old men lying their asses off because they seem to think they have some false sense of pride.
Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?
Boba Fett? Isn’t he one of Jango Fett’s sons or clones or something like that?
Where’s Sheldon Cooper? He would know the answer.
I don’t think I’m being followed but maybe this will get the ball rolling!!
I think someones been watching my house. Every Thursday I put these bags by the road. Just to see if any ones been watching the house. Sure enough, by the end of the day, there gone. Jokes on them, as I been putting all my garbage in those bags. Someones been taking those bags for years now. I really don’t want to know who’s been doing it, cause they been getting the shity end of the deal. Could be this here Bounty Hunter, pictured above. frank visconi are you digging in my shit pile. I can tell when someones been near the outhouse feasting on a big one. When you smell of stolen valor!
Almost time for the big super bowl game on TV. I’m Packer fan, hope neither team shows up. Now that would be wild!
I hereby dub the VisPhony, king of the two hole. Hey Francine, go fuck a duck.
Y’know what? I had a terrific day with the Wife and kids, didn’t even remotely think about any of the Dutch Rudder Gang, but I obviously have been living rent-free in the penthouses of their minds day in, day out while they obsess themselves with imbecilic, juvenile, and idiotic plots and schemes that they think will bully and intimidate me. Well guess what you Santorum- frosted booger-eating bedwetting dingleberries on an inbred buck-toothed rented Swamp Donkey? You don’t even phase me, I kno my Wife and kids are safe from you, you have no idea what kind of neighborhood I live in, and you won’t find out. Frankenwuss Visconi, I wasn’t even on your case like others here were, but you’re doing the same crap your fellow idiots are in order to ingratiate yourself into their clique. You’re a weak, scared, turbo-mouthed little fart muffin, and I see you as another Khorfage, all mouth, no spine, and NO BALLS!! Your threats make me laugh just before I yawn and relax knowing just how full of SHIT you and the rest of the Dutch Rudder Gang are, GIVE IT UP, we all know just how impotent all of you idiots are, and we just need to sit back and laugh while we watch you idiots GO FUCK YOURSELVES without any help from us.
Keep the laughs coming you fools, just when I used to think it was impossible for anyone to do anything stupider than your stunts, YOU TOP YOURSELVES, I’m beginning to research if there’s a Guinness World Record for stupidity, and if there is, you turd-sniffing snotweasels are a shoo-in!!
You know, I am kind of getting the same way. I didnt much give a shit about him one way or the other. He served, made some claims his records did not back up. I figured if he was legit he would correct his records. I am real easy to find, I make no attempt to hide from his ass or any of them. Still trying to figure out why his panties are in such a bind if he can back up his claims.
I don’t have lift a finger to them other than to speak my mind about them, I’m just going to enjoy myself while I watch those imbecilic Shmendricks be their own undoing and I’m sure many others here will do the same. I have PLENTY of snacks and beer to enjoy the show with, if any other TAH regulars want to stop by, let me know in advance so I can be sure in advance that I’m properly stocked up on adult beverages.
If any of these fucking morons have the funds to hire any kind of serious bounty hunter, and enough information to get them started, then I’m a Jedi Knight.
WHAT? They want to get this over with on their terms? HELL NO!! NOTHING’S OVER UNTIL WE DECIDE IT’S OVER, WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?! HELL NO!!!…
NEIDERMAYER… He’s…
Germans?
Go with it, he’s on a roll…..
Meh. Not particularly worried about it. These douche canoes aren’t worth my time or emotion.
I don’t get it either. I have found no one that gives a rat’s ass about any awards or rank that I might or might not have since I retired in ’83. All judgements have been about what I am contributing at the moment and/or what I could contribute in the future.
My new Father-in -Law is an AF vet…Master Sgt. Nary anything AF related in his house or anywhere else. Nada. His family knew he retired from the AF, but that’s it. Until I came along, they knew nothing. I pressed him and all I got was crew chief on Gooney Birds. Oh, (more tooth pulling) in Nam, Laos, Cambodia. Multiple tours. Way much more time there than me. But he “just did his job” keeping his birds flying. None of his family had a clue that he spent so much time in SEA in a bad era. Today, at 84, he just chews his Red Man and says he just did his job. I (lied) told him I wanted to help him with some VA stuff and got his 214..real reason to get him an award box so family could see his AF experience. Result: A Master Sergeant that did his job and did it well. All anyone could ask for IMHO.
Frank…a bit of advice from a fellow geezer. Reach out and hug the folks that care about you as a person. They also could give a rat’s ass about the supposed awards you have.
One of the most insightful things I’ve ever read here.
And it was worth a shot, SJ, but my educated guess is that Frank and this particular group of fakes won’t listen to your sage wisdom, as the lies and delusions are an important part of their lives.
Thanks Steve. I get fired up when I know vets that have done things that contributed to the war effort and don’t get, or expect to get, credit. My hero has always been the cooks that that delivered hot SOS in mermite cans in the far reaches of Bragg DZ’s. They were as much a part of the effort as the trigger pullers (who had a belly full of hot SOS). AIRBORNE!
Apparently just the mention of my screen name makes each of the Dutch Rudder Bitches shit a truckload of flaming squirrels !!
Of course they are obsessed with you. Because you give them all the damnation and ridicule they deserve.
As Elvis woulda said, “Thank-yuh, thank-yuhverymuch!”!
Did my questions about flying gunner drive Spanky over the edge? I have a great alarm system. A 170(not Fat) pound German Rotty. Baby Girl does not like anyone who has not been introduced to her. She tents to play make a wish with them like a wishbone. I do not need range cards,I have the distances memorized.Do you really want to play with me? Joe
Yes, Joe, I think you did drive Francis a little batty with your legitimate questions.
I’m betting right now he is watching the helicopter scene from Full Metal Jacket in slow motion over and over trying to figure out the mechanics behind aerial gunnery techniques.
Just some advice for you Francis, you can’t come up with with any answers by watching every Door Gunner video on You Tube either. You have to have lived it, not watched it.
The C/C (crew Chief) in FMJ after his 1st firing on unarmed people would be flown back to base and charged with murder. Joe
Correction, should read she tends to play
I can just see the members of the Dutch Rudder Club pooling their resources to hire the hitmen.
“Chevy, what do you have to chip in?”
“Uh, I did have $20 but I spent it on cheese.”
“God damn it Chevy!”
“Francis, how about you? Got a sawbuck?”
“No, I spent it on forged award certificates and court filing fees.”
“Damnit.” “OK,Dullass, what about you?”
“Same here, I had it, but spent it on clown make up.”
“Damnit” “OK, last chance. Non-CPO?”
“Nope, tapped out. All of you know any extra cash I have goes to pay for security lights and catheters.”
“OK, Plan B.” Who do we know that belongs to a Vet MC?”
“Paul/Palmer, how about you?” ” *BUUUUUUURP!*,… Aaaaiii neeeded it fur shome liquid rr,… reefrresh-ment, *BUUUURRP!*”
“AAAAAAWWW SHIT, what’s that smell, he pissed himself again, it’s running down his pants leg!”
See. I knew the Non-CPO was too cheap to share his Depends with anybody.
That and Psul thought they made his butt look even bigger when worn under the spandex!
I can see the headline in an upcoming Feel Good Story.
“Broken down, crippled, cancer survivor, veteran shoots, guts and skins armed bounty hunters.” “Prosecutor looking into game violation. No tags on the carcasses when found hanging in Vets barn.” “One hundred dollar fine possible.”
County sheriff says he is amazed that there was no Backhoe involved. “Usually the hole has been covered over before we arrive on scene. We can only assume that the property owner was intending to Trophy Mount the game he bagged.”
Excellent
Relax guys,
If they’re sending “bounty hunters” after you you’llhave plenty of notice as they will most likely be from a “non scripted” scripted reality show. First the agents will show up at your house so you can sign waivers, sign a contract, collect your check, and swear that you won’t reveal what happened until the episode premiers.
Then the Crew people have to show up with lights, cables, rigging,cameras etc. Then the “bounty hunters” will show up for a walkthrough ( rehearsal) and then you’ll do 2 or 3 takes, then everyone will leave.
Mae sure you hold out for scale so you get paid for a speaking part.
( not cycnical at all am I?)
These are the bounty hunters in hot pursuit of the TAH felons:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kXFNDzCxvHY
#BringElaineRicciHome
I’m a happily married man, but if I was still a bachelor, I’d ONLY allow them to arrest me if they remembered to bring some whips, chains, and whipped cream!!
Sorry, Chip, I have to do it……
http://i.imgur.com/LYUODn6.jpg
This is fast becoming my favorite meme.
Posted this on the linked thread in the main body of the post. When Proud mentioned that we live rent free in the penthouses of their minds, it brought to my mind this cool tune. One of those you just sit back and listen to and let it take you away…..
Spent the whole day doing homework (and most of yesterday). Came in late Friday night from a week of training out in the Roanoke area and it looks like I will be going out there later this month for more training. Anyway, NHSparky, I had the chance to play with some cool protective relaying and I’m getting up to speed on the thought process behind some of the more sophisticated relays out there which brought you to mind since you do this kind of work, too. Anyway, take care all and enjoy the rest of your Sunday. I’m going to relax since I’m STILL not done with my fucking homework!
Nice!
Also recently passed NETA-2 exam, and should be taking NETA-3 fairly shortly. I am ready have the time and experience, just that the utilities I’ve worked for really didn’t care much about it. But it’s a good certification to have, looks good on a resume, etc.
Strange, I’ve all but given these fuckers turn by turn directions to my house and told them the key to the front door is under the welcome mat, but they still haven’t shown up.
Shit, the cops might take HOURS to show up, if they can get through the spotty cell service. Horror of horrors, should they show up on my property.
Yeah, DRC fucksticks. Property. Up here, you don’t have to be in my house for me to legally defend myself.
Am ready…already, but am ready as well. Damn fat thumbs.
Just a passing thought following another good one after another round of Nachos Grande from Pablo’s Escondido:
“JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT it was impossible for a human being to be “THAT STUPID”, a member of The Dutch Rudder Gang proves otherwise.”
I’m positive I cut farts that have at least twenty times their collective IQ!!
NEVER hold your farts in. If you do, they travel up your spine and into your brain, and THAT’S where shitty ideas come from!
Think about it, pols and bureaucrats alway hold their farts in, and I’m sure that NO member of The Dutch Rudder Gang has ever let a fart loose in their entire lives!
HEY DUTCH RUDDER BITCHES, I fart in your general direction!!
I’ve been out again – lost count of the number of times, now – removing 5++ inches of Global Warming Production Co’s byproduct from in front of my storm door. Cleaned off the steps. Made a brief foray to see how much snow had piled up as drifts. Came back into the house.
Can someone please hit the ‘reset’ button on Global Warming Production Co.? I think they missed a beat on this one.
We would, but Hillary gave the reset button to the Russians.
Course, she screwed it up and instead of saying ‘reset’ it says ‘overcharge’ so I think maybe the Russians pushed it and the snow is the result.
Still shoveling, mostly wind-blown drifts. The boys are out with the snowplows now, but the wind hasn’t dropped which means the snow will just blow right back where it came from.
But with every shovel I filled and tossed, my mind drifted back to those days of yore when I was training and showing horses and the number of hours I spent cleaning stalls, shoveling SH and IT into the manure spreader.
And then I thought of the looney tune, the compulsive liar, the sociopath and the obnoxious old fart and I started giggling.
The comparison warmed the cockles of my heart.
did it get down into the sub-cockles? (apologies to DL)
Who probably stole it.
You know why Dennis Leary is famous? Cause there’s no cure for cancer.
Subcockles (ta, DL) were warmed when Da Biiiirdsss showed up for their morning cereal and the boys showed up again with plows.
Today, we get a bobcat and dump trucks. And Al Gore can go pound sand, unless he wants to grab a shovel and start digging.
58 inches and counting since last Tuesday.
At’s a crapload of glowball warming.
I have an 8-foot high pile of global warming in my yard, where we through it while shoveling. I measured, just for this storm, 14++ inches.
So a Bounty Hunter only comes when one has warrants out for them, well that’s TOUGH SHIT for the Dutch Rudder Dolts, I have a number of friends who are LEO’s and if I was even close to having an arrest warrant issued for me, they’d smack me upside my head saying something like “HEY DIPSHIT, you’d better straighten this shit out!”.
What can I say other than I have friends who genuinely give a shit about what’s right!
I just heard a knock on my door. I ran to the door and flung it open, but there wasn’t anyone there. Then, the bushes at the end of the driveway started to rustle. I ran down, but didn’t see anyone. However, I did find a bit of para cord, cheese crumbs, and a used catheter. I was going to call the cops, but then I remembered that I was laughing too hard and went back inside.
HUH? No empty T-bird or MD20/20 bottles?
Maybe it was Elaine Ricci.
#BringElaineRicciHome
I came into this world covered in someone else’s blood.
I have no problem leaving in the same manner. Especially when it comes to protecting my own.
Lord, make me fast and accurate,
Let my aim be true,
And my hand faster than those who would seek to destroy me,
Grant me victory over my foes,
And those that wish to do harm to me and mine.
Let not my last thought be, “If I only had my gun.”
And Lord, if today is truly the day you call me home,
LET ME DIE IN A PILE OF EMPTY BRASS.
If they can get past the Base Security Officer at the gate, they are more than welcome at my house. I could use their help in figuring out which round is better for self defense.. .45 ACP or .357 Mag?
AN EMAIL FROM VISCONI TO ME AND MY RESPONSE From: Frank Visconi [mailto:fjv1946@yahoo.com] Sent: Saturday, January 31, 2015 8:27 PM To: sam.killeffer@hotmail.com Subject: Where are you hiding you piece of shit! Coward! Big mouth with nothing to say. Killifferweenie! You are in the sights of a very large group, an organized group who are going to take all of you miscreants down and along with you, the curtain you hide behind….This Ain’t Hell. Hope all you sick fucks smother in your own feces. Come on out in the open without you TAH buddies, most of whom are younger generation War on Terror vets or active duty. Too young and stupid to know how to handle their own lives. You are a maggot Killaweenie. One day we will run into each other again and I am going to thump your ugly, stupid, arrogant ass just for the hell of it. You know nothing turd and no doubt a brainless faggot! YOU and your faggot friends are GOING DOWN!…..SOON! Maybe even some jail time. The civil suits are over. Some pretty BIG guys are looking for all of you and they are scrambling for the bounties. Hide behind your chicken shit friends. Even they won’t be able to protect you. You phony piece of shit fake “grunt”. You were as much of a grunt as a boy scout! Damn sure wouldn’t want a coward like you at my six! —————————————————— MY RESPONSE Well Cupcake, What else is there to say Little Frankie? The truth is out; you’ve been exposed as a Valor Thief and even received accolades for your 4th place finish in the “Blue Falcon Stolen Valor Award” competition. To be singled out as one of the 4 lowest turds in the competition from so many fine stolen valor thieves is a real accomplishment. You have met the challenge of the last 40 years with uniformly low standards as an embellisher, fabricator, liar, poser, and valor thief. In addition to manifesting amateur skills as a forger, the ability to tell unbelievable tall tales, and undying commitment to a lost cause you… Read more »
DAMN… that will leave a mark… or two!
Sam… you called him “Cupcake”… better watch out, he may consider that some form of foreplay…
OFFICIAL NOTICE from A Proud Infidel®™ to
Sam Killeffer:
I hope that one day we can meet each other face to face, and I would like such meeting to take place in an establishment that serves adult beverages, because I’d like for you to have a shot and a beer on on my tab to begin our meeting with, you’ve done a very nice job of poser-busting, Sir!!
GRAMMATICAL CORRECTION from my previous post: …”I’d like for you to ENJOY a shot and a beer on my tab…”
NOTE to the powers that be on TAH, in the future, can we have the privilege of having an “edit” option?
If there was an edit option, then frequent visitors may not have the privilege of perpetually seeing the superior intellect of some of the more notorious posers and sock puppets. Would you deprive us of learning new words and phrases, such as “lawer”, “raw met on the curb”, or some idiot constantly confusing the name of his own company by alternately writing FirsTech, then FirstTech?
#BringElaineRicciHome
‘raw met on the curb’ – I’d forgotten about that. Thanks for the reminder.
Sam Killeffer, if you need any cat bombs to supplement Meka’s doggy bombs, let me know. I hear that catbox doots are so hard, they can provide a concussive effect on the recipient when launched from a slingshot.
Frankie, you spaghetti bending jackass. I think that you meant private investigator and not bounty hunter.
Unfortunately, your kabal of morons tried the PI route once. Your little ring leader, Wickre, managed to find another SV tournament competitor with a PI license. In typical fashion for for the gang that can’t shoot straight, he was so stupid that he had to have written instructions to remember to breathe. So, more money spent for “professional services” by Wickre that got him nothing.
Like I said, there are several of us who live within a 30 mile radius of Wilson lane, and, yet somehow, you haven’t found any of us. The next time we get together at the 1789 we’ll let you know. You still won’t be able to find us.
Fuck, they have my home address, for fuck’s sake.
And still I wait.
Frankly, I’ve read my background check. That is some boring shit right there.
During the last interview for my 5 year TS/SCI reinvestigation, I threw some stuff in there just to make the investigator have to do more than a few hours of work. He might have even had to call the Boston field office.
I remember a “B” grade comedy movie from the late 70’s – early 80’s when I was a kid by that name, “The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight”, and it’s a good description of The Dutch Rudder Gang!!
HERE! Tell me this doesn’t describe “The Dutch rudder gang’! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMQSD1VK9Ag *AAAWWW SHIT!*, once this is all over with, we could write a Leslie Nielson-type of comedy movie about the whole saga and not veer from the truth!!!
Here’s another description of the Dutch rudder gang’s members:
*AAWWW* SHIT, I DID IT AGAIN!!!
Fortunately/unfortunately, this will never be over. Every time we think that they have learned their lesson and the thread(s) involving them have died on the vine, the come back yet again, displaying another level of idiocy.
#BringElaineRicciHome
Yes, you see, that’s the problem with trying to produce an actual book on this subject. It’s the idiot version of the ‘Never-ending Story’ with a broke-down rusty Jaguar in place of the Luffdragon.
Kinda like a bad case of athlete’s foot or jock itch.
Proud, you’ve forgotten this one.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/drunk-man-has-sex-with-a-toyota#.qdwBlAoRa
Damn, that guy looks kinda familiar. Wonder if he lives/used to live in Oregon?
A lot of talk about “large groups of organized people” that are coming after members of TAH. And yet, none have ever been seen. Not a single one. Usually when LARGE groups of people start moving at least some of them tend to fuck up and expose themselves in some way. And if someone is really sending an army of thugs, they generally don’t tell the target. That’s the sign of a piss poor General, and a sure sign of someone who’s been watching “The Godfather” way too many times.
Yes, the polease came by again yesterday to see if anyone needed help getting unstuck from a HUUUUGE snowdrift, or a ride to a nearby health care facility. We have a lot of seniors living here in happy independence, you see, so having the polease peeps come by regularly (which they do) is reassuring and lets us know that our tax dollars are at work.
Oh, and the polease station is over by one of the grocery stores where I shop. Should I drop by there with that stuff I printed out on pickwickre peckerwood last year? They might need a good laugh.
Bobo,
Be very careful, these guys shoot VERY straight. They are the DRC Ninjas. They silently come from behind as they stalk the DRC Commando in front of them. They have the skills to rip the spandex aside and make a quick insertion.
Frankie is becoming a leader! What a piece of shit. My dog would not go near him/it.
Hey BinhTuy66, I’ve heard rumors that the Dutch Rudder gang members are VERY dedicated trackers, they sniff EVERY fire hydrant and tree stump in the vicinity they track, DITTO with every pile of dog poop they come across!!!!!!!
BinhTuy66, not too concerned. My real Bronze Star Medal allows me to mock the valor stealers with immunity. Apparently it is also a cloak of invisibility, because they still have no idea who or where I am.