Happy 65th Birthday, Daniel Bernath
I just wanted to say “Happy 65th Birthday” to our friend Daniel Bernath. Of course, since he’s 65 years old today, that means that when he joined the Navy in 1966, he was 17 years old and not 16 years old like he told the Library of Congress history project.
The picture above is how he wants people to see him, according to his little website project, so like the press does with Bradley Manning, I’m only conceding to his wishes.
We at This Ain’t Hell wish many more birthdays to Mr. Bernath.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
NAVY SEAL!
For your birthday, may I suggest you finally seek a medical remedy for the high quantities of superheated, highly pressurized sailboat fuel present in your cranial cavity that appear to make you irritable, irrational, and paranoid?
Mr Bernath
May you find the same results that I have to date in dealing with these websites in both the courts of law and the court of public opinion.
sincerely
John “Faker 6” Giduck
So being a dumbass grows hair?
Sign me up!
Mr. Bernath, for you birthday, may I suggest asking for an all-expense paid trip to a clinic that will finally surgically release the high quantities of superheated, highly concentrated sailboat fuel present in your cranial vault that make you irritable, paranoid, and irrational?
Damn, I double tapped when my first comment didn’t post; my bad.
Must be his secret squirrel on his head.
that is don Shipley’s hairdo. All naval seals have that type of hairline.
I knew where he got The Hair. Just on him, it looks like a dead rat.
Which is an insult to dead rats everywhere. Now apologize!
“that is don Shipley’s hairdo”. LOL
Wow. What did Senior Shipley do to piss you off so much that you had to defile his glorious, flowing locks like that?
65 years of being a loser.
That has to suck.
I wish I could “like” comments on TAH. This one lol’d the crap out of me!
Well said!
GT:
Not to mention being a ghey bedwetter all those loooong 65 years.
But wait! One homosexual encounter with DuLLas LLrP41 doesn’t make Bernasty a homo. No, not al all!
Still, the Gaydar alarm sounds loud, and long.
Ok, that picture up top, did one of us actually do that?
No he did that.
He STOLE Don Shipley’s hair?
O. M. G. The universe may just explode!
Hahaha, he’s already made it further than a certain Light-Sport Aircraft.
May your legal documents always be concise, may your fuel gauge always read full, and may your mental faculties always be…
Nevermind. I need a drink now to get the taste of bullshit out of my mouth.
“. . . . may your fuel gauge always read full (even when it’s empty). . . . . ”
There. Fixed it for ya.
I think there are some situations where stealing Senior’s The Hair (TM) may be even more dangerous than Stealing Valor.
Happy birthday, Not-a-Chief!
Hopefully your friends gift you enough cash so you can fill up your gas tank this time.
The honorary glider pilot’s motto: Ass, Gas, Or Crash.
*GASP*!
It’s…
It’s…
THE HAIR!
(I can’t be the only one who noticed this…)
Nah, you’re not the only one to notice. He’s vainly attempting to goad SCPO Shipley — note the Trident?
Seriously? He made that, not one of us?
He must really not like living if he wants to cull the wrath of Chief Shipley.
Though, I suppose, if duct taping dogs and flying on empty has told us anything, I guess he really doesn’t like living…
Fixed it for you FW, Full wrath of the Senior. Joe
My apologies.
Senior Chief is going to salt this guy’s asshole like the Romans did to Carthage.
“salt this guy’s asshole like the Romans did to Carthage…”
Consider that one stolen.
Glad you picked up on it. For a terrifying moment, I was afraid that I had said something really stupid.
He’s not trying to goad just SCPO (Ret.) Don Shipley, I’m certain that this is an infantile and imbecilic attempt by him to antagonize and provoke anyone he can into contacting him so he can run off and file another tsunami of effluvia in another courtroom.
Chronologically, you’re 65 years old, my estimate of your mentality and maturity level is a little less than that of a three year old!
He forgot to wear his telnyashka (blue/white) and his 11B infantry cord (they match and everything). That would make for a great addition to his ensemble; I wonder if that could happen by chance.
The HAIR is not gonna be happy with this !! Funny as shit though ..
Yo Birdbath haven’t you learned yet, don’t go away mad just go away …
Too bad they didn’t have the day after pill 66 years ago.
Word.
No excuse. Oral sex was well-known then.
Ten Bears considers fat, flabby, crazy man with rat on face to be dumber than calling sand a thirst quencher.
Or maybe dumber than socks on a buffalo.
Or dumber than….
Oh, hell, Ten Bears says fat, flabby crazy man is dumb and boring. Period.
Yes, and he is also easy to sneak up on. He is suspicious of noise from bushes and gets distracted (somebody got me that way once).
Lone Watie makes Ten Bears laugh.
Heh. Heh. (Snort)
The irony here is that we’re probably the only ones wishing him a happy birthday.(we’re probably wishing him a few other things too)
And for the record, my wife has been given permission to shoot me if I look that horrid at 65.
Well I guess if I have to………
If you google Bernath, Wickre, Monkress, and Karen Williams, the majority of the first page for each is devoted to their collective nefarious acts and lack of honor and integrity while keeping the company of bufoons. That is the legacy each of these people will carry long after they are gone.
Bernath will never be regarded as an honorary CPO or anything else. His legacy is stealing the valor of others and then spitting on them when he was caught.
Happy birthday, Birdbath, aka Dry Tanks, aka Cry Baby, aka Drama Queen, aka Failed Reverse Mental Abortion, aka Pseudo-Lawyer, aka Never a CPO in a million years, aka Crash, aka Valor Thief! And many happy returns!
The fact that he lied about lying about his age is just SO speshul, isn’t it? He can’t even get his lies straight.
And now he’s trying to annoy a retired SEAL.
What a loser.
Not just one retired SEAL, the second man Bernath wrongly accused of being me is a former SEAL that I’ve heard is a Doctor now. Daniel A. Bernath will never learn, mature, or win.
Or fuel a plane properly.
Oh, I did not forget the good (and very real) doctor, Proud.
That is a completely separate issue. And for what it’s worth, I do believe wholeheartedly that the good doctor can easily stare down this sewer rat without uttering a single word.
Would you agree?
Absolutely!
For his birthday what do you get the man who has everything including a dead muskrat superglued to his skull?
Avgas…
About 20 gallons of 100LL to be precise.
Dead Muskrat ? Do have a wish for tons of scorn or a death wish Remer? That is the Don’s hair photoshopped on his head. Joe
Bernath is 65? Congrats!!!! You don’t look a day over 80. Must be all that clean, stressless living from not worrying about things like fuel in your aircraft.
ATC:
I think his “youthful” appearance is due to his shoving catheters up his dick many times per day. Doesn’t seem to help with his bedwetting, however.
Oh, and one homosexual encounter with a fake Ranger doesn’t mean Nastypants is a Homo.
No, not at all!
He does look like something that’s been rode hard and hung up wet.
Happy Birthday No Chief or Lawyer of Any Kind. If your Sainted Mother is aware of your shenanigans she must be rethinking decisions she made decades ago.
You and the horse you rode in on.
Happy birthday goes to Ex PO2 Daniel Bernath, who never was a CPO in any capacity.
Somewhere the is 65 year old brown stain on a mattress dying of shame.
Mr. Bernath,
Happy birthday!
Now please go away.
You were never a CPO, try to stop telling the world you were something when 80 reality you are a failed pilot, attorney, and a valor thief.
Congrats on your birthday Birdbrain. Take a moment to get a little brasso and polish your CPO anchors. Oh, wait, you never were and never will be a USN Chief Petty Officer. Douche nozzle.
I am sure that Bernath is very excited about this special day. It is a milestone that many many people never reach.
Congratulations, you can finally say that your age equals your IQ.
I cant hold back,
This crap pisses me off. Bernath is a veteran. His website is full of how he loves the navy and was proud of his service, yet he disgraces the uniform and every naval Vet by this idiotic display.
Bernath you are doing nothing but bringing shame and dishonor on yourself.
In the end, Bernath loves only himself. It must truly suck to be that old and not have accomplished a single positive thing in his entire life.
I do not see Bernath as a man in any way, shape, or form. To me, he is just a 65 year old human male that has never wanted to get along or earn anything, he just wants to pull whatever scheme he can to take from others what they have worked to earn and enjoy, he’s at it right now with the imbecilic postings on his site!
I bet he wishes he could perform auto-fellatio on himself.
Remember, he’s such a lousy photographer that he actually has to steal work by other people and claim it’s his.
How pathetic is it when your own work is so bad that even you don’t want to claim it? And to steal someone else’s?
Oh, that’s the epitome of ‘it sucks to be me’.
check fire…
this team killing cock bite has beef with Senior Shipley!?
when did this slip by or am i that over worked and didnt see this????
Dirt Dart,
Shit for Brains has a scattergun approach when it comes to lawsuits. He finds as many people loosely affiliated with who is pissed off at and sues them also.
In his Lawsuit he has named a Prep School he thinks someone here attends as well as a Plumbing company he thiks someone works at. He is also suing the Social Security Administration and NASA ( along with the head of it, former Astronaut Al Bolden).
Its probably easier to figure out who ISNT this waste of flesh trying to sue.
I haven’t been sued by BerNasty — yet. At least I’ve never received any missives by snail mail, email, or telepathy.
Trust me, you don’t wanna know. Bernath is showing butthurt so bad, even the cowardly lion would turn around and tell him to wash out his sandy vag.
He’s a bitter little man who just wants to make as many people as he can feel as hateful and bitter as he does, thus his infantile drivel on his webpage. He wants to get as many people as he can angry enough to call or email him, then he’ll run off to go file another tsunami of excreta against as many people as he can! Instead of getting angry or upset when you see any of his postings, just tell yourself something like “He just wants to make people mad, it’s not working with me.”, that’s all I think when I see his claptrap, and that’s the opposite of the way he wants to make people feel.
Here’s from all of the “cube-dwelling wage-slaves with low self esteem” at this ain’t hell wishing you a happy birthday. May the ambulance that you’re chasing stop at your front door.
And may there be no need for them to hurry.
May the Bluebird of Happiness visit him on his birthday and poop on his head as well as all over his cake before giving him the middle finger and flying off!
Bernath–I got two words for you:
And neither one is “Happy.”
One word:
OVER
Two words: with prejudice.
Words:
The walls are closing in and the bones in the closet will be revealed soon.
The truth will be told as it is aready known!
You dear sir, are a tease……….lol.
why didn’t anyone tell us sooner his birthday was coming up? I would have sent him a Hickory Farm gift basket. You know, the gift that says “I know you and feel obligated to get you something, yet I don’t know you well enough to know what you really wanted for your birthday” He could enjoy those sausages in his mouth and he could share the cheese with our fav fake cop/pilot.
I forgot to add, now I have to run out to the 24 hr kwik mart (it’s late here) and grab a random card and stuff a $5 in it.
“Get Well Soon” or “Sorry for Your Loss?”
Happy birthday, zipperhead!
Apologies to Stanley Kubrick. “You owe me one jelly doughnut!” And a tank of AVGAS.
Is it just me, or does that picture Bernath created of himself look like Liberace and Michael Jackson’s retarded love child?
YMMV.
Some one hasn’t aged well AT ALL
Happy birthday, friendo. Can I get a photoshopped picture on your little angelfire-style website?
wow…..the esteemed commander of the “Gravity Resistance Army” went full ‘tard.
Bernie…better check yourself before you wreck yourself on the runway.
Oh…wait…umm…nevermind..a bit late for that warning, aint it?
My B-wish for birdbrain is May you live in intresting times. Joe
Cap’n Crunch ????? WTF, over.
Happy Birthday Bernutless.
Its a shame you have not posted your FL address all over the interwebs like you did with your OR one. I would have sent you a present. Some bushes for your new digs.
Rustle Rustle mf’er.
Oh… And Fuck You, you never have been never will be Navy Chief Petty Officer.
I still hope your “shingles” hurt.
Or maybe he forgets to cath himself and builds up a gallon of urine in his bladder.
Any medical types want to take a whack at the probability of that happening?
Well I, for one, find that picture to be hilarious.
If the theories espoused above are true, and he is actually trying to goad The Hair™ into some sort of response by using a trident and the likeness of the lion’s mane, then I wonder what beef he has with General Mills? Why use Cap’n Crunch’s epaulets?
I have a different theory. I think he’s like a kid pretending to be Voltron. Shep took great pictures, so he stole them and used his body for the base. Shipley has great hair, so now he’s using that. And the Cap’n cuts the shit out of the roof of your mouth, didn’t take shit from the soggies, and sails a ship that never ever needs gas, hence the epaulets.
I think the Voltron Bernath picture above is a display of his child-like hopes and an admission that he, in some way, acknowledges what a complete and total failure his life has been.
I’m certain that he’s not just trying to goad The Hair®, but any of his fans to the point they contact him, then another tsunami of effluvia in a courtroom!
That photoshop job reminds me of a second or third grade art project when I was a kid, we had to cut pieces of images out of old magazines, then glue them to a sheet of paper and make it look like something. A first grader could do that and produce something that looks better than any of Bernath’s photoshop jobs!
I’m seeing a resemblance……
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lpiDRDaH-mU/TJrPVXW-1CI/AAAAAAAAUYU/pSByDQ4pw9Q/s400/CM+Capture+5.png
Okay, it’s not his birthday anymore.
Fuck off, Bernath.
Here’s a riddle:
Who has no top hair, but wears wigs/photo shops hairs to his photo at times, who never was a CPO in any capacity, but wears the uniform and claims the title?
Answer:
Daniel Alan Bernath, never a CPO or SEAL in any capacity.