Jon Prince; Section 8 op 4 special section devils brigade area j qualifier

| December 2, 2013

Jon Prince

Robert sent us a link to this phony’s Facebook page. He’s claiming that he has three combat jumps into Desert Storm, but according to the 2-1 he supplied, although he was indeed in 2/325th, he didn’t arrive at the unit from Jump School until the month after combat in Desert Storm ended;

Jon Prince 2-1

He has his 2-1, but when someone asks him for the rest of his records, they were destroyed. And, oh, yeah, the Army lost track of him and he’s been on leave since 1999. That’s totally plausible. That gibberish in the title is how he gives us the “keys” to his service;

Jon Prince rack

I noticed in his 2-1 that the Ranger Indoctrination Program (RIP) is crossed out, so I’m guessing he enlisted for a Ranger Battalion and then chickened out when he graduated from jump school. And, looking at the 2-1, he probably didn’t last too long after arrived at Fort Bragg – he certainly didn’t last long enough to learn that the jump wings don’t go over the CIB or that you don’t wear two Expert Weapons badges. And Area “J”. Wasn’t that the woods around the NCO Club on the hill.

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Combat Historian

He’s section 8 alright…

islandofmisfittoys

I must have missed all the great combat jumps in DS especially as long as the war was, oh wait…. And what no space shuttle door gunner qual? I am sure on those jumps which may have been done from the space shuttle’s cargo bay or an SR-71 he then went behind lines to take out Saddam while screaming “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Charge!!!!”

rb325th

Guy is nucking futs… and has obviously lied to his own kids (like so many other posers). One thing to fantasize and keep those fantasies to yourself, but when you start lying to your fruiends and family you have become nothing more than just another shit stain in life.

islandofmisfittoys

That is not really fair to shit stains, I mean they at least serve a purpose, all be it a sign it is time to do the wash or change up the paper one uses. Well or maybe start using paper. Either way there is a purpose.

Doc Savage

Yup…’ol “Princess” has to be legit…

Ex-PH2

What? No membership in the Praetorian Guard? Nothing about Crimea? What about the return of the 52nd Regiment to America? Does he know Old Hooky?

Airborne

Area J is the training area across Gruber Rd from the barracks in Division Area. Sounds like he’s incorporating the old cherry trick of sending privates to get the keys to Area J.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Desert Storm patch peeled from ball cap and added beneath impressive rack of ribbons on BDU’s.

REAL DEAL!

Go Army!

Twist

He looks like he was caught in an Army surplus store explosion. An E-5 with that many ribbons? I’m an E-7 and don’t have half that, but then again I actually earned what I got.

21Zulu

And the 504th is the Devil’s Brigade, not 325. Anyone who’s “Area J” qualified would know that!

MSGRetired

Please post up the rest of his records, Pathfinders were a part of 82nd CAB when I was there… What a TURD ! The only Mustard stains he has are in his SHORTS !

DrumGrunt

What, none of you got master blaster w/3 combat jumps, DFCs and DSMs as E-5s? Slackers.

OWB

Must have missed the memo about wearing a hat patch on BDU’s! Cool, very cool. Well, except for the lying part. And the rest of it.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Section 8? Is that a reference to his mental acuity or his current housing?

Jonn, I thought “area J” was the part of Sand Hill at Benning where they put the circle jerk crews….

A Proud Infidel

@6, Ex-PH2, please be careful of what you say about Crimea, Ma’am, remember, I’m a part-time Crimean War protestor!! (/sarc, of course!)
As far as how Section 8 applies to this critter, damn, I automatically assume that it applies to both his discharge and where he/it lives! The only thing missing from his claims is being a fighter/surveillance aircraft wing rack sniper, claiming to ride on the fuselage while sniping at enemy Generals! He wouldn’t have made it into the Space Shuttle Door Gunner’s Academy, let alone the Apollo Door Gunner’s Academy, something I graduated from as an infant (due to size and weight requirements on those missions, I was recruited right out of the Nursery in diapers!), and hey, if I’m lying, may a live hornet sting me in the arse right now, *OOOOWWWW!!!*,… *bzzzzzzz*,..

Ninja R

“My IP address is classified. Not even the President has a high enough clearance to access it.”

I just about lost it laughing.

Green Thumb

@9.

You beat me to it.

MGySgtRet.

Are some of those ribbons JROTC awards?? What a shit stain.

Andy

no Ranger/SF tab, valor awards or Purple Hearts? and you people call him a poser. he really needs to step his game up.

Sparks

He’s wearing a Soldier’s Medal ribbon and an Air Medal. This guy got around I would say. Around to the surplus stores!

Sparks

This guy’s Facebook page and the comments written about his photos are unbelievable. He is just too stupid to insult.

Top W Kone

I love that he “explains” he is authorized to wear all those medals because “im aboriginal from canada and under terms of grandfather clause we r eligable even to wear the medals of the people we killed this of course was givin to us by lt. George Washington”

So one has to ask…how many American Soldiers did he kill to get that rack of ribbons?

Flagwaver

Did the phonies just stop trying to even seem legit or something? With all of the actual veterans in the country now, the least he could do is put some of his Army training to good use and act like he has a clue.

HS Sophomore

Well, nothing screams, “legit” quite like having seven rows of ribbons on BDU’s as an E-5. I’m pretty sure you don’t wear ribbons on BDU’s; could one of you guys correct me if I’m wrong?

NHSparky

Looks like an Army/Navy Surplus Store just took a shit on his chest.

I mean, I must be a total dumbass, cause I’m learning all sorts of new rules, like ARCOM and Air Medal goes BELOW the GCM.

They do, right?

PtolemyInEgypt

Only thing missing from his FB seems to be a post that says “Killing’s my business…business is good” or some other buffoonery like that.

UpNorth

Wow, looking over this dipshit’s Facebook page confirms that he’s not only a liar, but he’s about equal with vwp, when it comes to brains. Neither has one.

JarHead Pat

Seems legit,lolololol.

martinjmpr

@7: I think what he meant to say was that he LOST the key to Area J while he was looking for an M203 blank adapter and a box of grid squares after his squad leader sent him to the orderly room to look for the PRC-E8.

martinjmpr

Having said the above- between the mention of “Area J” and the DS hat patch on his BDU top, is it possible that this guy is pulling our leg?

He can’t believe other people would take this seriously and the mention of “area J” makes this appear to be not so much a faker as a tongue-in-cheek imitation of a blatant faker.

rb325th

@30 , from comments on the photos on his facebook page he told his own family a whole lot of BS Stories over the years.

Sparks

I left him a Facebook message with a link to this thread. Although something tells me he already knows. Anyway I told him nicely what I thought of all his BS and invited him to come on over and defend himself, if he is so inclined, the way he does on his Facebook page. Doubt we will hear from him though. This guy is a real tool.

Ex-PH2

A tool? In the sale bin and the local BigLots store, maybe, but not one you’d want to take home and expect to get any use out of.

Sparks

@33 Just had coffee go through my nose! Thank you for the laugh.

Ex-PH2

Here to serve, Sparks.

martinjmpr

@31: Oh, come on! “Section 8 Op 4?” He can’t be serious.

John Robert Mallernee

The polar opposite of stolen valor, here is the genuine article.

For the best effect, be sure and watch the slide show in “FULL SCREEN” mode.

Also, descriptions are available for each photograph.

http://www.flickr.com//photos/soldiersmediacenter/show/

I have this official United States Army slide show embedded on my own web site, and the Army updates it almost every day with additional photographs.

rb325th

@36 He was busted by a bunch of 2/325 guys and that stuff came way down the line. Think he took a couple blows to the head maybe. He actually did serve, and according to some of the comments he may have at one time gone AWOL and been tossed out. Seen it before, and since his own kids were commenting in there… I know there is no way at all I would involve my own kids in anything remotely like this(even if it were a joke). Last time I checked, wearing a Silver Star you did not earn is no joke. So not buying that he was doing this for kicks.

MGySgtRet.

He is defending it all on his FB page, so his service to include all ribbons and badges must surely be legit. OK, gotta go now and fill out my application to be a door gunner on the SS Poseidon.

Oh, and he may have a touch of the mental retardation. That is not a medical opinion, just based on the fact that he is a fucking tard.

A Proud Infidel

The more I look at him, the more convinced i get that he’s brain damaged, he might be his own cousin as well, just like vwpissbucket!

Hondo

FWIW, there are his “awards”, top to bottom, inboard to outboard:

Top Row: UN Medal (Lebanon), Army DSM
2nd Row: Army Reserve Components Overseas Training Ribbon, MOVSM, AFSM
3rd Row: DFC, NATO Medal (Article 5), Army GCM
4th Row: Air Medal, Joint Service Achievement Medal, Army Commendation Medal
5th Row: Army Achievement Medal, NDSM, Army Service Ribbon
6th Row: OSR, AFEM, HSM
7th Row: SWASM, KSM(SA), KSM(KU)

The order of his “awards” is so FUBAR it’s pathetic.

I’m guessing that other than the ASR and NDSM this tool likely doesn’t rate most of them.

MrBill

@41 Hondo, first thing I noticed was the Overseas Training Ribbon near the top of the rack – when I saw that I knew the guy was totally legit! 😉

MrGameandShow

Wow, they are having a frenzy with this guy on facebook.

A Proud Infidel

He deserves a place at the top in life’s Section 8TFU !!

Cheeses crust

Where on Facebook? I can’t find shit on Facebook damnit!

OWB

Hey, Hondo! Cut him some slack on the placement of ribbons. After all, if you are going to make it all up anyway, why not just put them together in a decorative manner?

Really. He’s only wearing them because they look pretty. Of course he wants them to look good. Uh-huh.

Sparks

@45 At the top of Jonn’s story it says Facebook page in blue. Click on that.

rb325th

A little bump for the delusonal asshole.
https://www.facebook.com/jon.prince.311

Doc Kettle

Someone commented that hes sporting a Soldiers Medal. Not that it makes any difference but he isnt. Hes weaing a Distinguished Service Medal (3 from the top), A Distinguished Flying Cross (one higher than Soldiers Medal) and an Air Medal. Oh haha and 3 combat jumps.

rb325th

He posted another photo of himself back in December. His last name is not Prince, it is Hunsicker. He also started his own “fan page” on facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/708843169133815/permalink/721979654486833/

ClaymoreTheGreat

John Jay Hunsicker – DOB: 03 – 15 – 1962.. … ..