Paul Wickre; your one stop shopping for information

| June 9, 2013

A few weeks ago, I got a call from AT&T in regards to my attempt to change my calling plan. The problem with that was I hadn’t tried to alter my plan. So apparently, someone had tried to impersonate me with my carrier and got busted. They hung up when they couldn’t supply the AT&T woman with my code word. A few days later, my wife happened to be visiting a friend’s house in the Metro DC area when the friend got a phone call from a blocked number. The person on the other end of the call told my wife’s friend that he was with the sheriff’s department and about to serve a warrant on me and he wanted to know if I had guns in my house. Of course, this worried my wife.

A few minutes later, the same person called me and told me the same story, and said that if I had any guns in my house, I’d have to remove them from the premises for the safety of him and his officers. When I asked for the caller’s name, he hung up. A few minutes later, he called my daughter and told the same story, and thinking he had called my wife, told her that she’d have to have her permits for the guns ready to show the officers. But, what the caller didn’t know is that in West Virginia, there are no permits for possessing guns of any sort, except those restricted by the Federal government.

That same night, some troll began leaving comments on the Phillip Dale Monkress discussion from the IP address, 71.178.164.92, which goes back to one Paul Wickre. Wickre then proceeded to publish my social security number as well as TSO’s in the comments of that discussion. I know that was an attempt at intimidating us. But we both have Lifelock, so we really weren’t at risk much.

In fact, Wickre thought he could publish a bunch of stuff about me, including my financial situation, which would scare us off. Yeah, that didn’t work, because nearly everything he wrote was wrong, you know, because he’s such a super sleuth.

In the interim, I got a call from a young man who had dealings with Wickre in the recent past, during which Wickre called his home, threatened his wife, even stood out in the street in front of his house yelling and screaming like a lunatic* [see update]. Eventually, he had to get a restraining order against Wickre because of the harassment. He went on to tell me that Wickre sits in his office drunk and makes calls all night yelling and threatening at people like a big baby.  * TSO Adds: Psul disputes this version of events.  Nonetheless, Jonn’s statement is what he was told, not what happened.  Since Jonn was not there, and is not a Master of the Tarot Card Arts, he has no way of knowing what happened.  He is recounting what he was told.

The other day, as TSO recounted, master detective, Paul Wickre, thought he had discovered TSO’s phone number and called our buddy Laughing Wolf who happened to be in Normandy, France at the time. We’re working on getting the recording of that phone call from Laughing Wolf who is still in France. Here’s the .wav file – you’ll need earphones to hear him say “TSO! I got ya. I got ya, baby” – ya know, even though he really didn’t.

So here is Paul Wickre’s arrest record  [Updated, See next three Paragraphs.]

TSO Adds: Over the course of two days Psul has sent me a virtual uncountable number of absurd emails disputing the characterization of this as an arrest record, while I was busy trying to take in the sights of half naked women in South Dakota, the sweetest smelling of the midwestern states.  Therefore, it is no longer to be called an “arrest record” but rather “a delightful invitation by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal.”

As near as I can divine, his basic problem is that we reference only the criminal, and Psul is a full spectrum legal advocate employer thanks to Maryland.  This is no judicial David Ortiz, swinging for the Monster Seats.  No, Psul is a five tool player, covering the spectrum of legal issues. Hell, any drunken cub scout could amass his criminal record for resisting arrest and such things.  (Oh, not convicted on all accounts he also wants you to know, so you should visit the Maryland site to get the full Psul Legal Experience.) On a holiday weekend I daresay an enterprising youth could even match the legacy of Psul by getting a fugitive from justice warrant sworn out by the Commonwealth of Virginia as well.  What makes Psul so special though is his ability to do it all.  Sort of like an Alex Rodriguez of judicial proceedings, although admittedly he is less popular with his colleagues than Mr Rodriguez.  (I am not asserting that Psul is “juicing” or using any [legal] performance enhancing drugs, just in case that is his next legal threat.)

So, as you peruse this next graphic, be sure to note not just the criminal proceedings, but also the civil, domestic, bankruptcy and other highlights.  Psul does not have 35 arrests for criminal matters, but rather has 35 delightful invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal.

 UPDATE X2: Just to push on to the heart of the matter, I decided to do away with the graphic we had, which should help with Psul’s serious problem with our potentially violating a Copyright not held by him.  So, instead, I used the helpful download that Maryland has on his delightful invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal page, and you can view that here.  Also, I will add links later to each and every document so you can read in full.

Wickre Court Docket

(NOTE:  NP means NOLLE PROSEQUI, STET: A suspension of the prosecution with the State given the opportunity to reopen the case without the need for the defendant to be recharged.)

97208C-RESIST ARREST (Guilty) COURT (HARRINGTON, J.) ADDS CONDITIONS TO DEFENDANT’S BOND AT DOCKET ENTRY #4 TO REFLECT THE FOLLOWING: DEFENDANT IS ORDERED TO REFRAIN FROM MAKING ANY ABUSIVE, HARASSING, OR ANNOYING CALLS TO THE MONTGOMERY COUNTY POLICE STATION IN BETHESDA OR TO HAVE ANY ABUSIVE, HARASSING, OR ANNOYING CONTACT WITH THE FOLLOWING POLICE OFFICERS: DAN BURGESS, TOM CURTIS, OR JOSEPH CENCULA.
SPECIAL CONDITIONS ADDED TO BOND #144375: DEFENDANT TO REFRAIN FROM MAKING ANY ABUSIVE, HARASSING, OR ANNOYING CALLS OR ANY CONTACT TO THE BETHESDA STATION, MONTGOMERY COUNTY POLICE, WITH OFFICERS DAN BURGESS, TOM CURTIS, OR JOE CENCULA, FILED.

000000EP06248-ATTEMPT BY DRIVER TO ELUDE UNIFORMED POLICE BY FAILING TO STOP (NP)

107225C – ASSAULT. 2ND DEG. OFFICER, RESIST ARREST, EXCEED POSTED SPEED LIMIT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (2x), DRIVER TO ELUDE POLICE ON FOOT/ATT, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty as to Reckless Driving and Violation of Probation, rest are NP)

2D00115803 – ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x), FALSE STATEMENT TO OFFICER, HINDERING/OBSTRUCTING (This Document is Statement of Charges)

4D00126067 – RESISTING ARREST(2x) (This Document is Statement of Charges)

5D00105649 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)

5D00187612- ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT SEC DEG-LAW ENFORCMENT OFC, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)

82639C – MOTOR VEH BO-JURY – ELUDE A POLICE OFFICER/ATT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO KEEP TO RIGHT OF CENTER, IMPROPER TURN (RIGHT OR LEFT), FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (Guilty to all save eluding to police officer which is NP)

94377C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty on 1st Charge, NP on second, Guilty on VOP)

94706C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, FALSE STATEMENT TO PEACE OFFICER, OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty of False Statement to Peace Officer, NP, Guilty of Violation of Probation)

000000HV40801 – DRIVING VEH IN EXCESS OF REASONABLE AND PRUDENT SPEED ON HWY  (Guilty)

0D00030030 – TELEPHONE MISUSE:REPEAT CALLS, TELEPHONE THREATS (NP on charge 1, Guilty as to making Telephone Threats)

0D00047887 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x)  (Guilty on 1, STET on second)

1D00087613 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (NP, NP)

5D00048655 – FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE — VA (Warrant issued 10/16/1997)

5D00126040 – MALICIOUS DESTRUCTION PROP VALUE + $500, DISTURB THE PEACE  (STET on both)

0601SP005732006 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)

0601SP026222002 – PEACE ORDER  (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)

0602SP006232007 – PEACE ORDER  COURT ORDERS: SHALL NOT ABUSE, SHALL NOT CONTACT, SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE, SHALL STAY AWAY FROM EMPLOYMENT.  Second hearing Peace Order denied.

107541C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty, Guilty)

 

That’s quite a few cases of restraining orders and domestic disturbances, isn’t it? But they all take place in Montgomery County, MD. I doubt he’d ever venture outside of that Blue County where he might get injured. That arrest record “delightful list of invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal” is indicative of a drunken bully who is accustomed to dealing with people who are easily frightened. That won’t work here or with us.

The odd part of the whole thing are issues that aren’t in dispute – Phil Monkress lied about being a SEAL, and he admits that he was never a SEAL. No amount of calls from Wickre will alter that fact. Even Monkress’ lawyer admits that she can’t do anything to make us take the post down. So Wickre thinks he can bully us into taking the post down – something that wouldn’t work anyway, because the internet always remembers everything we post. If I took the post down tomorrow, which would never happen anyway, it would still exist on the search engines.

So, anytime Paul Wickre wants to discuss this problem he has, he’s welcome at my house. He knows where it is, because I posted TAH HQs on Google Earth – I’m not hiding from anyone. But, I’m relatively secure in the knowledge that Wickre, like most bullies, is too much of a chicken shit to set foot outside of Montgomery County, MD and face anyone with whom he has a problem.

So, Friday, I emailed his wife and explained the situation to her, and that’s why last night he took on this arrogant air about all of the legal stuff. I sent one email and asked her to perform her wifely duties to distract him from the phone and internet. And apparently he didn’t like that, even though he called my wife, her friends and my daughter to threaten us.

So, here I sit waiting for Wickre to summon the testicular fortitude to cross the Montgomery County line. Oh, yeah, I’ve moved all of my guns out of the house, Paul, as per your request. Ha-ha.

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Green Thumb

False Law Enforcement claims.

My personal favorite.

This guy is weak.

Smitty

this is entertaining, ya gotta love his dedication. as a cop, i find his legal claims hillarious, i would be willing to wager that his false law enforcement claims have something to do with this type of issue.

i do have to ask Jonn, how did you word that request to his wife?

Anonymous

Wonder if he works at the APL office in Reston VA, and if he has a record in Fairfax County? There was an open invitation on FB to visit the Reston office. Now where is that darn address?

Ex-PH2

So are we moving everything over here? That other one is developing the thickness of a major novel.

I guess he doesn’t understand that no one really cares what he does as long as he leaves us alone, but he just won’t stop.

Heidi

So he gets drunk and wants to bully, hmmmm big ego small stick, what an ass.

Heidi

That e-mail is awesome

Ex-PH2

Actually, considering where she works, he’s more of a liability to his wife than anything else if she wants a career. She should fire his ass and get a settlement out of him.

Bobo

You forgot:

Arlington County case number GT09010474-00 – speeding, Fairfax County case number GT12225854-00 – reckless driving (100 in a 55 zone with a 6 month license suspension on 12 Mar 2013, so he better not be driving)
Fairfax County case number GT09242994-00 – speeding.

Green Thumb

Looks like Ru-Paul and company made the rounds again last night.

Paul, what if I told you I was going to be in DC next month?

I would be happy to meet with you to discuss Phil’s false Native American claims, false SEAL claims and his law (to include yours) law enforcement credentials.

Game?

Planet Ord

Those law enforcement claims are amazing! It doesn’t work like that! Real cops would just show up with a warrant, not tell you to get your guns ready. They are laughable.

They don’t advertise their intentions on a blog.

Valkyrie

Tonight is going to be so much fun! Once he gets a load of this I’m sure it’ll set him off like never before. I bet he slobbers when he reads this. I can’t wait to see if he uses new threats or if he finally gets creative for us.

Old Trooper

As I said on the other thread; I want to know how he could have a security clearance in the first place. That’s what pisses me off the most.

Valkyrie

Trooper – It’s pissed a few people off, and I believe he won’t have it for much longer.

NHSparky

I know for a fact with a record like that he wouldn’t be working for the TSA, let alone a sensitive/critical job where I work (that is, anything above janitor–whoops, janitors need access to the Control Room too!)

Psul, thanks for publishing my e-mail address too. Since you did that, absolutely NOTHING has happened.

How’s the hangover this morning?

Al T.

I’d be looking at a Federal LE agency to jack this fool up. Secret Service perhaps?

Flagwaver

The other thread has been closed to comments? Gaaaaaaaaaaaa-damit. Now what am I supposed to do for the occasional late-night entertainment. I want to watch the dancing bear continue to piss itself on stage!

Some of my friends, who wish to remain anonymous, thank you for the IP address that the information was sent from. They are finding out loads of information on the habits of the guy behind the curtain. And, from the sounds of it, those go much further than simply spandex…

NHSparky

I noticed the original thread has finally be closed just shy of 1900 comments. All well and good. But I think OT’s comment was the perfect way to end it.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to hit WalMart and get some camping stuff for next weekend and practice my backing up trailer routine. Been a while since I did that and getting in and out of my driveway’s gonna be a beyotch.

Sparks

Thank you TAH for putting up with all this harassment and nonsense to keep the truth flowing, unwaveringly. Sorry it impacts your family, they are innocent. But thanks for the info on this creep. There are more data back trackers on here than these imbeciles realize.

Sparks

So Jonn is the old, long Monkress blog closed for now?

A Proud Infidel & Patriot

Phillip Dale Monkress and Paul Wickre (GOOGLE HIT!!) are like cockroaches hiding under the fridge that scurry back as soon as someone turns the light on! Yes, with apologies to cockroaches, those two are many times more despicable!! I dont think Paul Wickre will ever leave his little sanctum in MD, he’s way too big of a coward!!

UpNorth

JOnn, why not go to a Phillip Dale Monkress Part Deux? That’ll give you time before you have to wade through another 1900 posts.

Frankly Opinionated

Perhaps the Admin could leave just one little comment at the “Long one”, that the show has been moved over here. We regulars can find our way around but those just dropping in to stink up the place couldn’t find a link on a good day.

Frankly Opinionated

“ExPH-2”: Thanks for the mention, over at the “other” post. Let’s see how long it takes for Phillip Dale Monkress and Paul K. Wickre to find this post. <Aha, another Goooooooogle duplex of hits.
I wonder if
"United States Military Veterans MotorCycle Club"
has addressed this situation yet.

Ex-PH2

I was wondering if that one would finally be closed. It took a while to load the page, and I thought it was because my computer is old and tired, practically an antique, but someone else said it was slow to load, too. My computer works just fine on this page.

While I was tempted to drop in a phone number that would have him calling the police in Palermo, I did not succumb to that temptation. I went to get some sleep instead.

Thank you, Jonn.

Smitty

love it Jonn, that is awesome.

the other thread was so long, it was jacking up my computer, i tried to keep up with it, but i was lost and could only scoll back far enough to find the most recent multiple personality postings that stirred the pot again. monkress is a nothing when it comes to SV, but his continuing actions after the fact have pretty much garenteed his victory in the tourney. there were others that should have had a good shot, but these guys have not only stolen valor, they have stolen the whole tourney!

NHSparky

PH2–you think it’s bad on a desktop/laptop, try it on a smart phone.

But it does make for some interesting reading.

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[…] The discussion on Monkress has moved here. […]

Valkyrie

Frankly – I’ve wondered about the MC myself, I don’t think we’ve heard anything about or from them. I could be wrong though.

Anyone have any news on that?

Ex-PH2

Sparky, sometimes it would just sit one spot and stare at me like a frog that thinks you can’t see it.

Cash Money Smith

Cash Money says “They are editing and removing Phil Monkress related posts on their webpage.”

Hondo
Green Thumb

Wow.

Will the Defendant please rise?

Enigma4you

The problem with scum like Wickre and Monkeyboy is they have no regard for anyone other than themselves. They honestly believe that this forum and the others like this have wronged them. They fail to see that they are causing real damage to the millions of men and women who served.

Wickre thinks he can scare people into doing his will. His problem is that he has never run across anyone who stood their ground for no other reason than being on the side if truth.

These guys love attention, even negative attention because it lets them know they have not been forgotten. He gets this attention by veiled threats and hiding behind the cloak of the internet, now he is faces with someone who is not hiding but instead calling him out for the bully he is. He is scared shitless right now. His bluff has been called. He will either slink away hoping people forget him or he will continue to blow and bluster, maybe one day getting enough liquid courage into his system to confront those that have shown his to be a coward and a liar.

Either way he and monkeyass have already lost, they are just to dumb and stubborn to see it.

My compliments to John and all the others who have had to deal with these fools, you do our country a great service everyday. Keep it up.

Hayabusa

Thank you for my daily PHILLIP DALE MONKRESS and PAUL WICKRE update.

I’m pretty sure I spelled those names correctly this time. Right?

PHILLIP DALE MONKRESS and PAUL WICKRE

Phillip with 2 L’s.

Somebody correct me if I’m wrong.

OWB

Will once again provide the summary for those who may have found this mess late in the game.

TAH asked Monkress to stop claiming having been a SEAL. That is all. There was a minor kurfluffle, but basically, he did and we pretty much forgot about him.

Months later, the minions, apparently mostly “led” by this idiot brought the topic back to the front page, and others with issues beyond the false claim started showing up as well. There seem to be a multitude of issues being confronted which really were of little interest to the posters here until the threats started.

For absolutely no rational reason, as Jonn has itemized above, the looney tunes stuff began. There is no other way to characterize that move other than stupid.

This entire episode looks about as smart as encountering a bear in the woods and after it has left your immediate vicinity then snatching it’s cub. Doesn’t much matter whether you hold your ground, run in the opposite direction or climb a tree, the bear will win. (In case some of the minions are reading this, TAH would be the bear.)

Maybe a hornet’s nest analogy would be even better?

Old Trooper

@18: Thanks, Sparky, but I hadn’t had my caffeine, yet, when I wrote that, and I realized, after Jonn had shut it down, that I had a touch of dyslexia involving the hat-cattle analogy.

@39: Yeah, I mentioned on the other thread that the worst thing they could do is poke the bear. They didn’t listen.

Ex-PH2

OWB, a carpenter bee would be better than a hornet’s nest. I have carpenter bees nesting under the railing on my front steps.

The male has a shield on his forehead and guards the nest. He drives invading insects out of his territory by flying right into them and smacking them with his head. It is audible from five feet away. Some of the invaders are much larger than these bees.

I welcome carpenter bees at my house in perpetuity.

Old Trooper

@38: Wow, I guess I underestimated the power of teh stoopid in that one. Wickre is definitely in rarefied air with those comments. His best bet would be to listen to his wife and just STFU, but I don’t think he has the strength to overcome the power of teh stoopid that infests him.

Nik

@38

Yah, that’s where I drew the connection with Frye. Took Frye’s name (Trevor Frye) and Wickre’s (Sorry, Paul K Wickre) and cross-referenced them and ba-da-bing, up comes APL.

Incidentally, when you sent that email, was it to the wife’s work email address?

If so, that shit’s discoverable on a simple public information request, as is any emails sent to a public official or government employee on their work email.

UpNorth

From the comments section, Wickre claims he’s “a member of the Twiiter-Google management team”? WTF? Well, hell, if he’s a member of the “Twitter-Google management team”, I’m sure that everything else he says must be true./sarc

Nik

@44

I think he’s saying it takes an entire team to manage his Twitter and Google activities. Otherwise APL would be in even more trouble than it is currently.

Valkyrie

@ 44 – His sister works for Twitter. So I guess that means he works there, and just like he said he works in Washington but it’s actually his wife that works there. I think our boy isn’t quite sure who he is or where he works. That would explain why he defends Phil so much, if you know someone who works somewhere or does something that means You must work there. Explains everything!!

Anonymous

What does this Paul dude have to do with Monkress anyway? Is he human pipe cleaner for his tool? Inquiring minds want to know!

DaveO

Montgomery County, Maryland, is a favorable environment for online thugs. Check out the Kimberlin files over at http://theothermccain.com/, for a view on MoCo’s encouragement of criminal behavior when directed toward non-Prognazi bloggers.

The courts of Maryland love these guys.

Kinda old ET1

Ok so we know the Spandex clad asshat Paul K. Wickre has been thread shitting here. But i haven’t heard much about Monkeyass Phillip D. Monkress lately.

I wonder if Phil even knows about Paul’s buffoonery, and if so why he hasn’t told that Jackwagon to knock it off already.

Paul Wickre is making Phil Monkress and his company APL look like a cumstain portrait on a two dollar hookers bedsheet on payday.

streetsweeper

Paul K. Wickre (Google hit) and Phillip David Monkress (Google hit) well, hell boys and girls. I should have been on top of things this morning before heading to services. Heh.

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