US Navy SEAL Major on Facebook
Someone dropped off this Facebook link on our fan page to an honest to goodness Navy SEAL who happens to be a major – probably the only one on the planet, because that rank which every other service calls “major”, the Navy calls “Lieutenant Commander”. Here’s Ayush Arora’s picture which he explains was taken by a hostage he and his team rescued;
We’re supposed to believe that the guy in the middle is this guy getting his face pinched;
Also according to the text, this is the hostage he rescued and the other two people in the picture are Danny Sanchez (who is actually a woman) and Bikash Chaudry. Please don’t harass those three people, I’m pretty sure they have nothing to do with this ass monkey – especially since he identified one of his team mates with the ID of a woman whose name sounds like she’s a man. They all just happen to be Linkin Park fans.
It’s also cool that hostages have cameras to take pictures of their rescuers.
I know, it’s almost as if they’ve stopped trying, isn’t it?
Category: Phony soldiers
BFA’s are a nice touch…
These guys are killing me. They make it too easy.
Notice that he does not list a college education… He lists some random schools (that look like prep schools) but even these are after he purportedly became a commissioned officer. So not only is he somehow a Navy “major,” but he got commissioned without a degree.
The supreme court stated that the best way to deal with stolen valor liars is through public scorn. Major Awesomeness here keeps is Facebook page public, so…
Those two schools he listed are in India. I would find it difficult to attend school in India and be a SEAL at the same time.
I think his books section is the best – really shows what a wide-ranging person he is: http://twitpic.com/a37esk
Quiet he achieved the rank of Master Bomb Colonel and was with the 69th under water basket weaving battalion. He did the big drop into Klendathu during operation Bug Hunt
For a short second or two, I wondered what those scary green men were doing with all those humans standing around, watching them.
And then I realized: It’s either a bunch of re-enactors or it’s a paintball party.
Apparently he’s really a moron and put a cell number on fb. Not sure if it’s his real number though.
Ayush Arora If any of u wants to chat though its my cell no.-9583796338
He says he’s stationed at NAS Whidbey Island.
The photo looks like the camoed guys have training weapons. I was thinking maybe they put on a display on the beach for civilians for some occasion. The guys up on the hill look like they are there for crowd control, interact with the civilians, etc.
The first photo makes it look like the guy the Navy SEALs rescued was being held hostage at his reunion.
The guy on the right in the first picture has a blank adaptor on his weapon.
I don’t think Justin Bieber has that many Justin Bieber photo’s on his own Facebook page!
What a waste of spooge.
@7
For a short second or two, I wondered what those scary green men were doing
Auditioning for “Little Green Army Men” roles in Disney on Ice Presents Toy Story?
@14 — Heeheeheed. Yeah!! Good one.
Wow. It’s not everyday we see a poseur.
Nowadays it’s every few HOURS a new one pops up.
I suppose with the recent Stolen Valor decision it’ll get even worse, if one can comprehend that.
It’ll be a monthly macbeth award.
Since when does ANYONE rescue hostages with a blank adapter anywhere near them, let alone installed??!!!
This looks like “Family Day” at a Boy Scout Jamboree!
Well, the UP side is at least this mo fo isn’t claiming to be a super secret squirrel MP AND wearing a 1st Cav patch. The Lord above does work in mysterious ways…*jackwagon*!
I’m glad someone caught the blank firing adapters on the rescue mission
Don’t forget, whenever you do a rescue mission, you always have a couple guys on standby to hang out in garrison uniform at the rescue site. (sleeves up for guys on hill)
Little known facts about SeAL SOPs:
1) Following every mission, HR, DA, or PSD, the first order of business is to re-install blank adaptors and remove magazines to prevent AD’s.
2) On some missions, SeALs use blanks instead of live ammo, to prove what badasses they are.
3) SeALs are such badasses, that their aura’s are deadly, but they carry around spare toothpicks to pluck the eyeballs out of enemy that are only stunned by the noise of the blank rounds they shoot combined with the audacity of the badassery aura.
This public information satire brought to you by the letters AA, which just so happens to be where the Naval Major dreams up his stories, as well as his initials.
Me thinks WOTN wins this round…But then I am known to be somewhat biased on things? LOL
WOTN? You fergot to issue a *spew alert*….My keyboard just took a dunking…
I can’t stop laughing….what asinine story will he come up with to explain being a Major in the Navy?
Every one back the f*ck off – I’m sure his OER ( Not FITREP ) states he is the bestest, most awesomest Battalion XO in Navy SEAL community – probably his endorsing officer on his report – a Brigadier General recommends advancement to rank of LTC “ahead of peers”. What are you saying? This can’t be possible? Are you saying Charlie Sheen wasn’t a SeAL in real life? Now thats just plain crazy talk there.
LOL I know a real Navy Seal LCDR stationed here with us (at least I think he’s real 🙂 ) and I’ll have to ask him where they are hiding all of the super secret squirrel Majors. Maybe they’re just trying to confuse the Army and Marines.
This gets better every time I look at it.
I think he’s really a Major Commander Space Cadet. He seems to be about as drifty as Stoner Sansclair.
WOTN,
LOL. Sort of like counting coup right?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counting_coup
V/R,
IW
Lol Yep when I go rescuing Hostages from an Armed Enemy I always bring my M60E3 Blank fire barrel unit. After I hose the Hadji down I give them a MILES casualty card and they act accordingly
H1: That’s what I’m wondering. Rescuing hostages with a BFA? That doesn’t make any sense. Perhaps they were just playing nice with their imaginary enemies. Plus, the so hostages seems to be enjoying themselves. WTF?! LOL
Methinks he is a Major alright. A Major Douche.
Wow, I thought the Bieber comment was a joke….no such luck, the guy really does have a ton of Bieber photos.
Another Facebook user with the phrase “Major at US Navy Seal”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Charles-Gorthan/100003749456223
They must be high speed if they’re rescueing hostages with blank adaptors on their weapons….
The good major removed all the comments left for him on Facebook. No rebuttal or goofy excuse for his high esteem badassery yet.
I do love when fakers use random training photos to demonstrate “war.”
Ok, so he says that photo at top was taken by the hostage they had just rescued? Since when does a live mission call for the use of blank adapters (the guy on the right with the 203)?
Check the background too, bunch of guys dickin around, not in any type of PPE. Probably na picture stolen off the internet.
Yep. Three hits.
http://www.tineye.com/search/6ad613cdfdc97c0586b4ce5fd083ca2196dcdf37/
I just recieved the real story (this is a no shitter) via the SIPRNet:
At approximately 1330 on a normal non-work day (Wednesday) somewhere in the deep south, there was an argument at Joe’s Lottery Tickets, Discount Beer and Bait Shop where several tourists from Asia were taken hostage. Why the Asians (Charlie) were in that area it is not known, their presence perhaps led to their capture. A SPEC OPS team was assembled by local paint ball enthusiasts, led by US NAVY SEAL Mission Commander MAJOR “Holy Shit are You Fucking Kidding Me”, who enlisted the help of his closest friend the Lion from the Wizard of OZ and some jackass who needs to drink from a water bottle while wearing a Camelback and balancing his weapon in one hand. The rescue operation was witnessed by the local Rural Four Wheeler Club, who’s only memebership requirements include: (1) you have to have a 4 wheeler (you don’t have to drive it, it can be broken down in your front yard alongside the washing machine from 1973 and your tire collection); and (2) you can only wear tank tops. Although the details of the actual rescue are classified at WINK WINK TRIPLE BLACK OPS TOP SECRET, it is reported that throwing knives, single digit blows, 50 cal., and cross bows were used in during the mission. Thwe PAO at NSW will not confire this mission, therefore it can only be a NO SHITTER.
BTW –> Satire and the photo looks like Little Creek or Fort Story.
I still enjoy when Viet Vets were the lowest of the low and no one wanted to be identified as a veteran. Platoon changed that! Majors in the Navy! these buttholes don’t even do their homework! I feel for Spec Ops personnel who need to check their sixes for scumbags claiming to be something they are not
No to defend but more to check my ignorance of my sister services: Can Marines server on Seal Teams? Not sure why one would want to vice Force Recon but just wondering could it happen. Or do non Navy BUDs students simply go back to their respective services like Ranger school. Example: I know there are Air Force who have gone to Ranger school and graduated and earned the tab (not allowed to wear it on an AF uniform) but don’t serve in Ranger units.
– Ish
@38: Good work Redacted!
When will these buttnuggets ever learn?
@41 the answer to your question is not just no but HELL F’ING NO. In order to become a SEAL you MUST be a member of the US Navy. No other service branches are allowed to lay claim to the title of SEAL only US Navy personnel.
This picture has tourists in the background and was ripped off of the Navy SEAL website. “Major”…Major dickhead is all….
There have been other service students at BUD/S.
Most recently USCG.
Thats why I was asking MCPO NY USN.
So graduating BUD/S does not a SEAL make and while other services can attend/grad they are not, nor will ever be considered SEALs… got it.
-Ish
Marines go through Basic Reconaissance Course, part of which takes place in Coronado. From what I heard it’s a daily kick in the balls.
MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)
Thanks for that! Just had my belly laugh for the day!!!
…..#39 that is!