Anyone know this guy?

| July 2, 2012

Someone dropped a link on this article at our fan page last night, and Mary at POW Network sent it to us last night. In the article, he says his name is Timothy Oliver, but apparently, it’s really Gabryal Sansclair. I wouldn’t tell them my name either if I was going to tell tall tales like this;

A member of the unit commonly known as Delta Force, he said he hit the ground in Kandahar after a high-altitude jump with thousands of other specialized troops from different branches of service.

He recalls three days of intense “house-to-house urban warfare.”

“It was a lot of chaos and a lot of fear,” he said.

When the fighting ended and Marines arrived, he felt hopeful that a quick end to the war was possible. But he said commanders opted to fortify their position rather than advance, missing what he feels was a key opportunity to hobble the enemy early.

I’ve been in contact with the author of the story and she says that she’s sick over the fact that she allowed it to get to print. Of course, we’re working on getting his records, but in the interim, if anyone knows this ass monkey, we’d sure like to hear about his antics and what he really did in the military. Of course, it may be possible that he never served, like Leo Webb. Because that’s a pretty luxurious pony tail he’s got there, but it looks like he knows how to handle toy guns with a measure of expertise.

But mostly, I’m putting this post up so you guys don’t inundate me with mails about him and then think I’m ignoring you.

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Tman

Article published by “veteran” telling of heroic endeavours in super secret ops, all taken at face value by journalist. Journalist later feels apologetic.

Business as usual.

The wanna-be’s and never were’s continue to multiply like bacteria.

Derek

He looks like a busted Kirk Hammett with a Airsoft.

AW1 Tim

Pretty much. “Thousands of Delta Force?” THAT ought to have been the big giveaway right there. That, and it’s getting harder to find that much heavy lift force to insert them nowadays.

NHSparky

And the phonies think their shitbaggery is harmless.

Bitches, please.

Agent Orange

I served with this cat in Phuk Dat back in 68-69. Dude was straight up murder on wheels. Wore a necklace made from uncircumsized gook penises.

NHSparky

BTW…in case nobody noticed, that is an orange tip on that pistol.

Too bad. I was hoping he’d suck-start that bad boy. Maybe he’s Dave’s cousin.

Vance

Now you guys just stop it and leave poor Gabryal ALONE!

He is Delta Force. Among druids.

Fifteen years of experience…

http://www.ev1.keen.com/psychic-readings/life-questions/gabryal/7287687

Tman

Seriously, do they need to start teaching in media/journalism courses to check the status of ‘veterans’ before publishing their wild claims?

It is obvious that time and time again even the most outlandish of claims does not raise even one iota of suspicion among journalists in the media.

Big Al

Uh, I served with that guy down at the Space Shuttle Door Gunner Instructor Course dude. That orange on the barrel is just to make you THINK that is an airsoft weapon. How much money do you think went into R&D to develop CLEAR STEEL???? Tired of you “military” folks dogging on us Secret Squirrels….you will RUE the day!

TSO

Like my Grandma always told me, Never mess with a druid. Anyone that paints themselves blue and runs into a melee butt nekkid has nothing to lose.

Old Trooper

This is at the top of the story now: “Editors’ note: Questions have been raised about the accuracy of this account. The Herald is seeking to verify them.”

This dude is MacBeth’s little brother! Well, we know one thing for certain about the little shitstain; he’s definitely gonna be in this year’s tourney!!

Paratrooper's Son

WTF!…An air soft gun!?!? Really!?!

Michael Broughton

Nice furniture too!

ROS

Just looking at his habitat is making my CDO act up. Seriously, can someone get that freak a trash can???

Vance

Little Timmy has issues.

He doesn’t even know who he is:

http://www.buzztown.com/business-review/15032/BusinessReview.html

68W58

He claims that a female pilot who provided close air support died soon after an action he was in sometime after December 2004. Icasualties lists 37 females killed in Afghanistan and, as near as I can tell, one of them might have been a pilot (she was a USAF officer assigned to the 41st Rescue Squadron-not exactly a unit that flies a lot of CAS-and killed in a helicopter accident), but the timeline doesn’t fit with his claims (she died in ’03). The story is a little light on the details, but what I could check from public sources doesn’t add up.

Redacted1775

Didn’t think it was possible to get flashbacks from COD. Put the controller down kid, go outside, get some sun and fresh air. Maybe a haircut. And a job. A shower perhaps.

TSO

@17, that was what I looked up first, and emailed the author that tidbit as well.

Country Singer

Is that a dildo or a weed pipe laying in front of the air filter?

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Could this be him? DON’T CLICK THE LINK!

Gay Porn Photos: Gabriel Sinclair from Rear Stable at JustUsBoys

Anonymous

I bet the clowns at the VA will believe his story.

Bobo

Since Vance’s link goes to a review for a medical marijuana place, I’m guessing that he is too stoned to figure out how stupid he sounds.

Hondo

Yo Timothy/Gabryal/Wat Du Fok – this one’s for you! (With apologies to David Avery and George Thorogood.)

Airsoft Slob

He was a dumbass from the day he left school,
Grew his hair long and broke all the rules
He’d sit and play Call of Duty all day,
With big ambitions of what he could say

His parents taught him what life was about,
But he grew up the type they warned him about
They said his friends were just damn Airsoft slobs,
And he should get a haircut and get a real job

Get a haircut and get a real job,
Clean up your act don’t be a damn Airsoft slob
Get it together like your big brother Bob,
Why don’t you get a haircut and get a real job

He even tried that 9 to 5 scene,
He told myself that it was all a bad dream
Discovered Airsoft and a good place to play,
And now he parties all night, he sleeps all day

He met this chick she was his number 1 fan,
She took him home to meet her mom and old man,
They took one look at him and said, “Oh my god”,
Get a haircut and get a real job

Get a real job, why don’t you get a real job
Get a real job, don’t be a damn Airsoft slob

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

OK time to debunk: Weed pipe on desk (medical mary jane); air filter (to clear the air of bullshit); ponytail (been growing since 1997); toy 9mm replica (most of my friends who served have alot of real guns); ear rings (2 too many); cane (for a young man – first sign of a life of free benefits); a trailor park (that was enough for me); and high-altitude jump with thousands of other specialized troops from different branches of service (how many survived).

Bobo
Tom

MCPO, pretty sure that is some sort of miniature dildo, or but plug.

Ex-PH2

I think that ‘gun’ is a water pistol.

When I come on this board, I never know what to expect. This has made my day. Laughed so hard I cleared all the cat hair out of my lungs.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

One other thing: As a former Navy Boiler Technician I too often sit around my trailor, high on county grown weed, handling a 3 foot pipe wrench … be cause it keeps ME calm!

Vance

Use your Google machine and type in “Gabryal Sansclair” then “Facebook”. You’ll see his page, but click on his wife’s link as she’s got some photos of our young hero. Like this one:

https://www.facebook.com/gabryal.sansclair#!/photo.php?fbid=1044952263186&set=a.1012629775144.1974.1807040963&type=3&theater

Warning. Don’t click on this one until at least an hour after eating:

https://www.facebook.com/gabryal.sansclair#!/photo.php?fbid=1044952383189&set=a.1012629775144.1974.1807040963&type=3&theater

TSO

Goody, he is an Oathkeeper as well. Stewart Rhodes should move this kid to the front of the line.

SkySoldier

Damnit Vance! Mondays are already bad enough at work, now I have those images stuck in my head!

Nicki

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You bogarted my dubage. Prepare to be disturbed by my prominent ennui.

Dickhead.

Bobo

Interestingly, his wife’s other Facebook account says that she is in a relationship with someone not named TJ Oliver or Gabryal Sansclair.

ordsoldier

Durango..hmm. I will be vacationing in that neck of the woods at the end of the month. Wonder if I will run into this POS.

BohicaTwentyTwo
Bobo

Bohica, that should make it easy for the FOIA.

“My own personal story starts like this; I was wounded and medically discharged after spending 3 years, 3 months and 13 days in the US Military. On January the 5th of 2005 I was officially a civilian again…”

It looks like his dates of claimed service are 23 SEP 2001 until 5 JAN 2005. Strangely, 23 SEP 2001 was a Sunday, and I don’t seem to recall MEPS being open on the weekends.

Ordsoldier

Anyone e-mail the reporter yet? I went ahead and sent her an e-mail, will see what she says.

BohicaTwentyTwo

Bobo, his Facebook account says he enlisted on Sept 20th, 2001. There’s no accounting for poor math skills. Still, that’s a pretty quick turnaround time from Basic, AIT, Airborne, FS Q course and halo school to be able to make that jump into Afghanistan with the thousands of other spec ops guys. Must have been from all that marshal arts training he had before enlisting.

CI Rollder Dude

“No shit…there I was…the door gunner on the Space Shuttle…when we took an RPG round…that I caught with my bare hands…but the 2nd one hit the tail and killed the pilot….”

This guy is so fucked up even a 15 year old who wants to join the Army could figure out his story is full of shit.

Ex-PH2

You guys are having way too much fun with this witless marble sucker.

Joe

Is that Steve Buscemi?

Marine_7002

Just did a search on the net for Lincoln’s whereabouts on the day this BT (bird turd) claims he was wounded and medevacked to her. He doesn’t have the gray matter to even do a bit of basic research before spinning his lies.

From http://www.uscarriers.net/cvn72history.htm:

“October 15, USS Abraham Lincoln departed homeport for a surge deployment to support Commander, U.S. 7th Fleet potential contingency operations and theater security cooperation initiatives. This is the first deployment of a Carrier Air Wing without the F-14 Tomcat and the S-3B Viking. This is also the first deployment of an SH-60B Seahawk squadron aboard a carrier; the helicopter is typically deployed on a surface combatants.

The Abraham Lincoln initially operated in southern Californian waters to enable aircraft from Carrier Air Wing (CVW) 2 to accomplish as much accelerated training as possible before they flew combat missions.

November 22, CVN 72 pulled into Naval Station Pearl Harbor for a brief port call. The ship also visited Hawaii from Nov. 4-5.

December 24, USS Abraham Lincoln anchored in Victoria Harbour for a four-day port visit to Hong Kong.”

No mention at all of Lincoln being anywhere near Afghanistan, much less conducting any operations, on the date he was allegedly wounded.

dnice

#41 – CI Roller Dude – I don’t remember you. Were you on port or starboard on the Space Shuttle?

ScalpelShepherd

What a fucking pussy…he has a plastic bb gun?

My S&W is in an ammo can next to my bed. It makes me feel good too. 🙂

AverageNCO

@43-Joe I was thinking the same thing. But more specifically, the crazy character he played in Billy Madison
@37-Bobo, from my recruiting days I remember some MEPS are open 1 or 2 Saturdays per month, but not Sundays.
@30-Okay Vance, I think during this year’s McBeth awards, we’ll need a special category for nastiest topless Facebook photo from a phony. The candidates are the stoner we’re talking about today….and this guy, phony Sniper Robert Duft:
http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=104337992918696&set=a.104337362918759.8870.100000274862790&type=3&theater

ROS

Why can’t anyone just be satisfied with being a space shuttle cook??? Aaaaaalways thw door gunners and rotor jockeys. Ugh.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

From the article —

“He’s tried working. In 2009, he said he was the night-shift manager at Wendy’s, but a violent confrontation with two employees triggered hallucinations that resulted in his being admitted for acute psychiatric care at the Crossroads Center near Mercy Regional Medical Center.”

I am pretty certain this fine specimen has never tried working….if wearing a paper hat and asking if folks want fries with their meal triggers a hallucination fueled violent episode, I would suspect it’s all the Druidic Fire Gazing or Rune Stone readings, rather than his inability to cope with his pretend military career, causing his inability to grasp what’s real.

This little turd will probably be declared mentally disabled and continue to suck the public tit until he dies…which won’t be soon enough…

ROS

*the, THE.

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