Update on Michael Frisoli, fat ass phony Marine

| December 26, 2011

Michael Frisoli

You might remember this fatass doofus, Michael Frisoli who we first discussed back in May. He was stopped by Worcester, MA police Sgt. Timothy M. Watts, a police officer who was also a Marine. Watts noticed Frisoli’s massive girth and began questioning him.

After appearing in court in January on Stolen Valor charges, Frisoli was arrested again in April for possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia. Well, the good folks at POW Network have sent us some updates on the plus-sized pussy;

A federal judge magistrate said yesterday he struggled with his own outrage over the alleged heroin dealing of a Millbury defendant awaiting trial on a “stolen valor” charge, but the judge rejected a prosecution request to jail the man for six months.

Instead, U.S. Magistrate Judge Timothy S. Hillman sentenced Michael P. Frisoli, 46, of 38 Tiffany Circle, to 200 hours community service for wearing a chestful of Marine medals that he had not earned.

Yeah, way to show your outrage there judge. 200 hours of watering the lawn at the courthouse. I had a tougher time working off my demerits at the Primary NCO Course.

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2-17 AirCav

Hillman, the outraged magistrate, received his J.D. from Suffolk University—a school of recent infamous note. He was nominated by Barrack Hussein Obama, II to the US District Ct for Mass a couple of months ago upon the recommendations of Senators Kerry and Brown.

doubleplusundead

I always like how always, without fail (and yet, with so much FAIL), they have eight thousand medals pinned to their uniforms.

I think it’d be funny as hell to confront these types ambush video style decked out like some Idi Amin looking goofball, with cheap random medals from a trophy shop (Awarded For Supreme Awesomeness), tasseled shoulder boards from a band uniform, random lengths of cord and ribbon from JoAnn’s or AC Moore, knockoff mirrored Ray-Ban aviators, overpolished black boots boots and of course a ridiculous mustache…you can’t complete the look without a ridiculous mustache. Click your heels and salute at EVERYTHING, including inanimate objects.

Either way, I think I know what I’m doing for Halloween next year…

Doc Bailey

you know SVA will not be effective if the punnishments are not severe. Instead of “up to” the wording should be changed to “minimum” when talking prison time. I don’t care if its a class C felony, or really what class it is, but it needs to be on every backround check and jobapplication. Only then will SVA be effective.

TrapperFrank

In my nearly 54 years on the planet, I’ve never seen a Marine that fat. Didn’t this douche nozzle think someone wouldn’t notice him and how clownish he looked in that uniform? It dumbfounds me where these people come from…

Doc Bailey

@4 I have but usually those Marines are way way WAY past their prime. And retirement age. and grandparents.

Anonymous

Serious douchetard.

Dave Thul

You know the one thing that keeps coming back to haunt me about that photo–what company on God’s green earth actually makes a Marine Corp dress uniform belt for a 54 inch waist?

Beretverde

Hillman attended and graduated from Coe College in 1970. The onto law school. I guess he was busy watching the Vietnam War on television and protesting. This is what we now get… still paying for the sins of the 60s… thank you LBJ. That is my outrage.

NHSparky

Just one more reason to hate Massholes.

Brian

Oh, I don’t know, they could use Michael as a patriotic float in the Thanksgiving’s Day Parade next year.

El Marco

Looks like 300 pounds of chewed bubble gum.

idaho2run

What a d-bag. Too bad a real Marine didn’t clean his clock and take off that “uniform”-where did he get it from-Abdul the tent-maker? My dad is a former Marine, he is 77 years old and works out every day, including taking care of the acre of yard that he has out in the county. He can just about fit in his dress uniform (from the 1950’s).
I got elected to a position at my VFW Post, and implemented having members and potential members produce at DD FM 214 to verify their service. Too many posers out there, and most lib judges don’t enforce the SFA, or don’t really punish.

Ben

Is it just shadowing or is this pig wearing a mustache?

By wearing 4 hash marks he is advertising that he is not retired. So he 1. never served, 2. is still advertising he is on active duty, or 3. was booted out for being a fat pig.

In any event, he is a disgrace.

Shnooka

UUHHHHHH, reading the headline I was sure this was about James “Rambo” Dahan. But then I saw the picture and i thought, can it be, can there really be two Blue Whales in the world with a set of dress blues. But I must give credit where credit is due because at least dahan Is an actual Marine, albeit a nasty sub par Marine, but a Marine non the less. If you do not know who Dahan is please reference an earlier post about a Marine from My unit who is disgracing everyone, including pogs, by wearing awards he never earned. As well as doing a story in the Chicago tribune, that for those who know him leaves more questions than pride, about his Rambo efforts during OIF. How does a broken ankle cause eye damage???

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10th MTN NCO

Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I’m too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then why did you try to sneak a jelly doughnut in your footlocker, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!
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James Cummins

Way to go AirCav, referring to duly elected officials as “infamous”, including the only elected Commander-in Chief we’ve had since 1/2000 . Thanks for enlightening americans to your sympathies towards Kim Jong Un . Good to know.

But what the **** does your anti-american and racist comment have to do with Frisoli?

Died you ever serve this country in any capacity?

James Cummins

To clarify: Only very rarely does a casual remark about a president include his full middle name, unless you sympathize with a certain *infamous* obese narcotics user. And not Frisoli. I notice that you don’t seem to have a name at all.
Witholding even your first name. Other than your affection for a Tommy Lee Jones movie, you won’t asay much about yourself.

NHSparky

Yes, James–he developed the Microsoft Internet Explorer spell-checker. Try using it sometime.

(The first part was sarcasm, by the way.)

So pretty please, quit jacking the bandwidth and brining up threads that were dead and gone five months ago.

Oh, and if you run into Judge Hillman, tell him he’s a pussy, and so’s that fat fuck Frisoli. And nice to see that 12 years after the fact, you still can’t get over the fact that Bush won. Get over it.

And pretty please, go play tag with the cars on the Tobin Bridge.

Yat Yas 1833

WHO the heck is this butthead? Fat Frizoli’s lover?!

NHSparky

Yat–Somerville, MA. Three guesses.

Anonymous

James you are far too diplomatic.

Frisoli was honorably discharged as a USMC Staff Sargeant,
Whereas HotAirBlabCoward merely discharges yellow liquid from his twat.

. .. .
FRISOLI: A pathetic fat wanabee santa claus toy guy/junkie VS. HOT.AIR: a racist punk and an enemy of the constitution… Who regurgitates the lies of a fat draft-dodging drug smuggler on cue like a parrot… and criticizes obama but is silent about the wartime deserter/coke freak who lost the 2004 election .

Frisoli is the lesser of two evils. This blog is a soapbox for cowardly seditionists, and I’d wager Frisoli would kick all of your asses… as fat and pathetic as he is. I could show up impersonating an army bird colonel, and now that the courts have rendered the 2005 statute void, none of you could do a damned thing about it.

I hear your recruiters calling your names.. in Korean. Uncle K.J.U wants YOU!

paul mays, boston

previous post is mine

paul mays, boston

NH is the only new england state with legalized beastiality. Internet Spelling Schoolmarm Scool is the last refuge of a nobody with nothing to say.

paul mays, boston

My Bad. tiny keyboard on the HP mini.Injured hand. From useful work…. something you know nothing about.

live free or die = don’t criminalize sex acts with chickens.

TSO

Hey Mays, might want to check the status of the Stolen valor law again. Presumably you have a law degree since you are so damn smart, but somewhere you missed that the case is before the Supreme Court and has not yet been decided.

UpNorth

Um, asswad Mays, if you want to spout off and make an ass of yourself, have at it. Or, do a little research before you bloviate. http://pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies691.htm
And masturbation is “useful work”?

TSO

Paul mays/Dead Kevin/Mary O’neil is a troll.

Yat Yas 1833

Sybil the Troll, You’ve proven yourself! You are incapable of making a reasonable argument so you resort to the tactic of the ignorant. All you have is the use of profanities and personal insults. There is a link provided that takes you to a site where Mr. Frisoli admits, in court, to being a fraud and a liar. Aw, why let facts get in the way, right?

paul mays

John:

you lied : ” we did some work on frisoli”
and boasted you could look into paul sullivan;s criminal record.

my only reason for contacting you was to try to debunk sullivan.

there is no “we”. you LIED. you dont have a posse or an organization. youre a fraud.
every shred of your data are derived from an original investigation initiated by a local
cop here in MA., and then pursued by the FBI. there are a few photos so widely available the mayor of boston appeared in them.. you simply googled them from your mother’s basement.
ALL OF IT is available to the media.

you contributed NOTHING.

and you have no means for determining ANYBODY’S service record and you have to PAY MONEY for a background check to get a few limited criminal records.

you have no more resources than a burger king manager.

friosli is merely creepy and pathetic. youre far worse.

however..you DO have a Internet Spelling Schoolmarm who hails from the land of fake libertarians
who defend the rights of Pet Shop Boys ( beastiality practitioners). very impressive.

too bad his state has the same anti-second amendment statutes the rest of new england does.
and an atrocious record on individual liberties… unless of course that individual is sexually attracted to a goat.

actaully he’s the alpha chimp of your crew… the brains of your outfit.

hey..hows my spelling?

James: Coffee at 11PM. again you were far too easygoing with these apes.See you then,

paul mays

To James: Coffee at 11PM. again you were far too easygoing with these apes.See you the

paul mays

in closing, i just ordered some ribbons from the phillipine insurrection and a WWI purple heart for my hybrid army/navy uniform. im considering a SEAL trident.the law got shot down, and ironically frisoli could get the conviction reversed now.
( he’s still a junkie , and has a felony record from about 1991 you cannot acess to save your life.. but i digress)

ill be wearing my costume in NH as soon as i can find out what bar that twerp drinks in…. probably sips cosmopolitans while monitoring people’s spelling.

the name plate will say “go ahead, pet shop boy and try me!”

PintoNag

Anybody got a butterfly net?

paul mays

can just one of you twerps tell the world what frisoli’s criminal record says prior to 2000? and supply docs other than a commercially available background check? can you refute his E-6 honorable discharge without PAYING MONEY to VeriSeal
who actually have access to records? yes, ladies, he only added one rocker.

i didnt think so.

all you have is from the f*cking boston globe.

Marine_7002

@31: he said, “…and you have no means for determining ANYBODY’S service record.”

Ah, the depths of ignorance. Ever hear of FOIA? An SF-180? Obviously not.

Jonn, Hondo, TSO, and others of us who post here regularly use the FOIA process to obtain publicly-available information on service members. In case you didn’t notice, Jonn and others here also work closely with the folks at pownetwork.org to out phonies and regularly exchange information about them.

Frisoli disgraced himself by impersonating a Gunnery Sergeant and wearing decorations to which he was not entitled. That does not make him “the lesser of two evils”…there is NOTHING “lesser” about what he died. It marks him as a fraud and a low-life scumbag, any prior service notwithstanding. He also demeaned the uniform by appearing in it as a fat slob who more resembles a blimp in blues than a United States Marine.

“you have no more resources than a burger king manager.”

Pure unadulterated bullshit.

Yat Yas 1833

After reading ‘Sybil’ I think I’m going to have a drink…a lot of them!?! I wider if the fool gets together with fat frisoli and cummins for threesomes?!

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Another Poof-King.

Justin

I think he is smiling because he found a jelly donut in his pocket. hah!

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michael frisolli

You Pathetic morons you have no clue what you are talking about so just shut the fuck up I am the easiest guy in the world to find because of losers like you who have posted my address the case was over turned and you do not even report on the correct basis of charges. In short all you cowards who hide behind a key board put up or shut up. I am here and will take all you phony bastards on any time. I did serve as a U. S Marine I need not explain myself to you I did that in court and won further get out of your mothers basements and sack up. I would love to just see one of you cowards talk like this to my face but that would mean you would have to be man enough to try. So you all have big balls just spit them out because they do not belong to you.

Redacted1775

Easy to find cause you weigh like 800 lbs. Talk about an extreme lack of discipline. UNSAT “Marine”.

Sporkmaster

Ok then;

1. When did you serve.
2. What was your highest rank.
3. Where did you serve.

Also a copy of your DD214 would help.

UpNorth

In addition to what Spork asked, what was the nature of your separation/discharge?
And, if you ever took on anyone, you’d fall over and die, you fat ass.
By the way, didn’t your own defense attorney describe you as “already a kind of marginal character.”? And, how did those drug charges play out, fat ass?

Hondo

Gotta admire this guy’s chutzpah, even as he demonstrates his lack of intellect and class. First he cops a plea in open court to wearing unauthorized decorations, admitting he’s nothing but a sham and a liar. (You pleaded “guilty” – that means you admitted guilt, Frisoli.) Now he has the audacity to come on here and attempt to defend himself.

Pathetic. Really pathetic.

SNL – FRISOLI, Michael P. Service: USMC and/or other branches (he was wearing an ARCOM w/V too, according to published accounts). Guess it’s time to send NPRC another FOIA letter.

teddy996

@44- forget it, fatty. You’ve already been cut from the tournament, and keyboard warrior bullshit won’t get you back in. This aint no round robin “everyone gets a trophy” bullshit. The ‘Dusters are serious bidness. You need to go ahead and be a shitbag again this year, get another writeup done, THEN come back and talk shit. With the bullshit you’re leaking, you may have a shot next year.

I’m rooting for ya, you fat bag of twat.

Hondo

Well, it looks like I won’t have to do a FOIA on this jackass. Mary at the Fake Warrior Project (formerly POWNetwork) has already done one.

http://www.fakewarriors.org/pownet.secure/frisoli_michael_p_nprc.pdf

Based on his records, he did serve in the USMC. He was discharged as a Sergeant in 1993; the only medal he appears to rate is the NDSM. It’s not in his records, but he appears to have served on active duty – according to his records, apparently in CONUS – during the 1991 Gulf War and it’s aftermath. From the timing I’d guess he was mobilized in Jan 1991 and extended on active duty for the full 24 months authorized by law.

For the record, due to the changeover to the Fake Warrior Project many of the old links to pages at POWNetwork no longer work. The link for Frisoli’s page at the Fake Warrior Project is

http://www.fakewarriors.org/phonies/phonies691.htm

Oh, and about that “correct basis of charges”, Frisoli:

http://www.fbi.gov/boston/press-releases/2010/bs051210.htm

I’m guessing the FBI got the facts right in that release. The fact that the SVA may have later been overturned doesn’t alter the facts that (1) you copped a plea, and (2) you admitted doing the deed. By your own admission, you’re a lying sack of shit who posed as a combat vet multiply decorated for valor and wounded in combat when you were in fact none of those things.

So stuff it, Frisoli – like you’ve apparently been stuffing your face for years.