Weekend Open Thread

| April 3, 2026 | 43 Comments

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The evening of Holy Thursday through the evening of Easter Sunday is considered the most holy three-day run in the Christian calendar. It is considered one continuous observation. Enjoy your weekend!

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Commissioner Wretched

First!

Hack Stone

Missed it by “that much”. All hail Commissioner Wretched, may his reign be a kind and benevolent dictatorship.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

CONG-Rats C W

ChipNASA

Go CW!!
I’m totally late to the party as usual but fuck it. I’m here present accounted for.

Hack Stone

Can Hack Stone be restored to his rightful place on the throne as a kind and benevolent dictator by scoring the first comment on Weekend Open Thread, or will Hack Stone have to take consolation in being crowned Miss Congeniality with the requisite consolation prize of a year’s supply of Rice-A-Roni? Magic 8-Ball says…

Commissioner Wretched

Deeee-nied!

Hack Stone

You don’t have to be a sore winner. Hack Stone will just grab his box of Rice-A-Roni and get the fuck off the stage.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Rice-A-Roni the San Francisco Treat

26Limabeans

Minute Rice if you like it neat.

Warren Peece

I suggest spicy chili Top Ramen with a can of salmon dumped in…. but that’s just me

SFC D

Now I’m curious about that. Ramen is off my dietary list though. Spikes the hell out of the diabeetus.

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Commissioner Wretched

Look what you all have done to the WOT Throne Room! It’s going to take me two days just to clean it up. Oh, well, I’m back on the throne and ready to rule as a benevolent despot for the next week.

First, of course, the storehouses are opened for all victuals, food and drink and all that stuff. Second, the trivia, which is not nearly as important – but fun. Enjoy!

DID YOU KNOW…?
April Fool! Time for the annual game of which three are wrong!
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2026

April is upon us, and that can only mean one thing.

Showers? Nope.

Flowers? Nope.

Baseball? Yes, but not in this context.

It means that it’s time for the annual April Fool edition of the column. Three of the items in this week’s collection were totally made up by me, and your mission (should you choose to accept it) is to determine which ones they are.

No prizes are offered because I’m a senior citizen on fixed income (I.e, a cheap so-and-so), but you would at least win the glory of knowing that I can’t fool you. If you want, you can send your guesses to me at my e-mail address: didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com and I’ll let you know how many you got right.

The game’s afoot!

Did you know …


… during the 18th Century, there was more than one way to pay admission to the Tower Menagerie in London? If you wanted to pay cash, the charge was ¾ pence. However, if you were broke on the day you wanted to go, the admissions people would let you in if you brought them a stray dog or cat. The animals would be used to feed the lions in the menagerie. (I don’t think this is what Bob Barker meant when he said, “Help control the pet population.”)

Commissioner Wretched

… a metric unit of liquid measurement was named after someone? The liter, the basic unit of liquid measurement in the metric system, was named after French wine merchant Claude Èmile Jean-Baptist Litre (1716-1778). Because of his work in defining the liter, we use a capital “L” to denote them today. (Oooh la la!)

… a television network had a unique explanation suggested about why a lead character was missing from several shows? In 1967, CBS aired the western series Pistols ‘n Petticoats, about a family of crack shots who helped solve assorted crimes. The series starred Ann Sheridan (1916-1967), but she became ill with esophageal cancer just before filming started. Sheridan tried to keep the illness a secret, but as the show progressed the effects of the disease became obvious to everyone. Sheridan died shortly after filming the 21st episode of the series, but the program continued on for six more episodes without her. How did CBS explain the absence of Sheridan’s character? At least one source said the network wanted to put out the idea that her character, Henrietta Hanks, had been eaten by an elephant. (I guess the fact that elephants are vegetarians didn’t register.)

… one of the most oft-quoted lines from a radio or television series was not actually said at any time during the series? You’ve undoubtedly heard someone say, “Just the facts, ma’am,” purporting to come from the long-running radio and TV series Dragnet. But at no time during either the radio or television run of the series was the line said by the main character, Sergeant Joe Friday, played by series creator Jack Webb (1920-1982), or by any other character. Webb would say lines such as, “All we want are the facts, ma’am,” but the catchphrase itself was never used. (Those are the facts, ma’am.)

Dennis - not chevy

Dan Akroyd said the phrase “Just the facts, ma’am” in the Dragnet movie. does that count?

Commissioner Wretched

… the bagpipe is really a Scottish invention? These wonderful instruments, which while being played resemble nothing more than a person with cat in his arms, biting his tail, were developed in Scotland in the early 5th Century AD. They would be outlawed during the reigns of several English kings, but they always came back. (Scots who don’t like bagpipes are often kilt.)

… viruses mutate fast? How fast, you ask? Well, according to research, viruses mutate more in one day than humans have in the last three million years. How does it happen so quickly, you wonder? It’s due to their rapid rate of reproduction, an inability to repair other mutations, and the way they can exchange genes with one another. (Which makes the development of anti-virus medicines really tough at times.)

… a restaurant in Pittsburgh served only food from nations with which the U.S. was in conflict? The appropriately-named Conflict Kitchen was in operation from 2010 to 2017, and offered a menu dedicated to nations the U.S. was having disagreements with. The menu rotated every three to five months, and the restaurant also offered educational information about the nation in question. Cuba, Iran, North Korea, Russia … all were featured at one time or another. The restaurant closed in 2017 because the Carnegie Foundation pulled its support. (It probably would’ve lasted forever otherwise, since we always seem to be on the outs with some country or other.)

Commissioner Wretched

… the Morse code for “SOS” has a meaning? Depending on use, it can mean “save our ship” or “save our souls.” (Good advice to follow no matter what.)

… animals experience time differently from humans? Scientific studies have shown that, on average, the world moves slower to an animal than it does to a human. It is all determined by how fast the brain can process information. Lizards see the world much slower than a cat or dog, for instance. (Of course they do.)

… Americans in World War II used specific challenge words for a purpose? During the war, American GIs would use words like “thunder” or “welcome” because native German speakers have a difficult time with the sounds of “th” and “w.” Those sounds do not exist in German. (That’s wild. See what I did there?)

… the average American family uses 749 pounds of paper products each year? (For what?)

Now … you know!

26Limabeans

“the Morse code for “SOS” has a meaning? Depending on use, it can mean “save our ship” or “save our souls.””

It also has an unmistakable sound as in:
Dih dih dit Dah dah dah Dih dih dit
repeated over and over.

SFC D

Yup. It was chosen because of its simplicity and recognizability.

26Limabeans

Not to be confused with the Army favorite
“chipped beef on toast”

SFC D

Also simple and recognizable. My dad used to make some top-shelf SOS.

Dennis - not chevy

Take a plate of SOS and put fried eggs on top. Then take the plate and put it on top of your head and have a good time as your tongue slaps your brains out of the way to get at it.

26Limabeans

Pro tip:
When the dog pukes at 2AM
cut a paper plate in half and
use it to scoop up the puddle
before he starts eating it.

nbcguyACTUAL

That’s how my wife chose me too….

A Proud Infidel®™

Search around YouTube for “Josh from England” and his cohort, he never stops talking about his love of the American dish of Biscuits & Gravy!

SFC D

Third!

Commissioner Wretched

Okay … why is the first part of the Trivia “awaiting approval”?

Commissioner Wretched

I’m starting to think I’m not welcome …

Commissioner Wretched

Let me try this again.

DID YOU KNOW…?
April Fool! Time for the annual game of which three are wrong!
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2026

April is upon us, and that can only mean one thing.

Showers? Nope.

Flowers? Nope.

Baseball? Yes, but not in this context.

It means that it’s time for the annual April Fool edition of the column. Three of the items in this week’s collection were totally made up by me, and your mission (should you choose to accept it) is to determine which ones they are.

No prizes are offered because I’m a senior citizen on fixed income (I.e, a cheap so-and-so), but you would at least win the glory of knowing that I can’t fool you. If you want, you can send your guesses to me at my e-mail address: didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com and I’ll let you know how many you got right.

The game’s afoot!

Did you know …


… during the 18th Century, there was more than one way to pay admission to the Tower Menagerie in London? If you wanted to pay cash, the charge was ¾ pence. However, if you were broke on the day you wanted to go, the admissions people would let you in if you brought them a stray dog or cat. The animals would be used to feed the lions in the menagerie. (I don’t think this is what Bob Barker meant when he said, “Help control the pet population.”)

A Proud Infidel®™

Speaking of April Showers:
If April showers bring may Flowers and Mayflowers bring Pilgrims, then how did Herpes get here?

On the Captain’s dinghy.

Thank-yuh very much, don’t forget to tip the veal and try the Waitress!

SFC D
A Proud Infidel®™

The Frech Battle Flag is a white cross on a white background.

FOR SALE: French WWII combat rifle, never fired, dropped once.

Anonymous

Tres Francaise! (They haven’t been the same since Napolean got his ass kicked.)
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George V

Just happened to read, once again, of the Barbary pirates, the Muslim nations of North Africa, who preyed on European and American shipping. The Europeans had been paying tribute and ransoms for captured citizens for years. The Americans did too, at first, but in the early 1800’s went to war with the pirates. Other than Sweden and the Kingdom of Sicily, Europeans didn’t help then either.

A Proud Infidel®™

TOP TEN, present and unaccountable as I once again award myself Honorary First.

((((OVER))))

Happy Easter, everyone!

Commissioner Wretched

Gonna try this one more time, then … we’ll see.

DID YOU KNOW…?
April Fool! Time for the annual game of which three are wrong!
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2026

April is upon us, and that can only mean one thing.

Showers? Nope.

Flowers? Nope.

Baseball? Yes, but not in this context.

It means that it’s time for the annual April Fool edition of the column. Three of the items in this week’s collection were totally made up by me, and your mission (should you choose to accept it) is to determine which ones they are.

No prizes are offered because I’m a senior citizen on fixed income (I.e, a cheap so-and-so), but you would at least win the glory of knowing that I can’t fool you. If you want, you can send your guesses to me at my e-mail address: didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com and I’ll let you know how many you got right.

The game’s afoot!

Did you know …

… during the 18th Century, there was more than one way to pay admission to the Tower Menagerie in London? If you wanted to pay cash, the charge was ¾ pence. However, if you were broke on the day you wanted to go, the admissions people would let you in if you brought them a stray dog or cat. The animals would be used to feed the lions in the menagerie. (I don’t think this is what Bob Barker meant when he said, “Help control the pet population.”)

… a metric unit of liquid measurement was named after someone? The liter, the basic unit of liquid measurement in the metric system, was named after French wine merchant Claude Èmile Jean-Baptist Litre (1716-1778). Because of his work in defining the liter, we use a capital “L” to denote them today. (Oooh la la!)

Jason

11th!

CWORet

Present and accounted for. Happy Easter, fellow deplorables!

jeff LPH 3 63-66

FIRST FIFTEENTH And that’s the fact Jack And a Happy Easter to all you Gals and Guys..

Commissioner Wretched

DID YOU KNOW…?
April Fool! Time for the annual game of which three are wrong!
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2026

April is upon us, and that can only mean one thing.

Showers? Nope.

Flowers? Nope.

Baseball? Yes, but not in this context.

It means that it’s time for the annual April Fool edition of the column. Three of the items in this week’s collection were totally made up by me, and your mission (should you choose to accept it) is to determine which ones they are.

No prizes are offered because I’m a senior citizen on fixed income (I.e, a cheap so-and-so), but you would at least win the glory of knowing that I can’t fool you. If you want, you can send your guesses to me at my e-mail address: didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com and I’ll let you know how many you got right.

The game’s afoot!

Did you know …

… during the 18th Century, there was more than one way to pay admission to the Tower Menagerie in London? If you wanted to pay cash, the charge was ¾ pence. However, if you were broke on the day you wanted to go, the admissions people would let you in if you brought them a stray dog or cat. The animals would be used to feed the lions in the menagerie. (I don’t think this is what Bob Barker meant when he said, “Help control the pet population.”)

Anonymous

Vindman sucks.

Dennis - not chevy

A previous post implied we non-nautical types don’t understand Navy speak. That’s very true but, I’d like to bring up the time a CPO didn’t understand Navy speak. It was back in the olden days when the USAF service dress had 4 buttons. I was swapping war stories and other lies with this Chief when I pointed out the older gentleman running my parts counter. I told her the old guy was a Cox’n during WWII. She went up to him and asked if he had been in the Navy during WWII and what did he do. He said he had been and he was a Cox’n. Later the old guy asked me what was the Chief’s problem. He told me of the conversation and that she had angerly stormed off. Later that day I ran into the Captain’s Yeoman who was laughing his head off. The Yeoman said the Chief had formally reported me and the old guy for sexual harassment (paperwork and all). Trying to talk through his laughter, the Yeoman said how the Captain had torn the Chief a new one mainly for embarassing herself and the entire US Navy and on a USAF base no less. The very idea the Chief didn’t know what Cox’n was when a USAF MSgt and a DAF civilian did appalled the Captain to no end. The Yeoman said he wasn’t eavesdropping, but, the Captain was so loud everyone on the quarterdeck could hear him. Needless to say I counted and measured every word I spoke to the Chief from that day forward.