Weekend Open Thread
With what has been accomplished, and uncovered, over the past month, imagine what today would’ve been like had the Democrats succeeded in stealing the November 2024 election. We suspected fraud, waste, abuse, money laundering, and other activities before. Thanks to Elon Musk and DOGE, we have the numbers substantiating these suspicions. Allowing this nonsense to continue would not have bode well for the American public. Thank God common sense and logic prevailed. Enjoy your weekend!
Category: Open thread
FIRST!
Dang! Foiled again!
I had a 2:30 appointment at hemotology for blood work earlier and I was going to ask you if you could put me in for FIRST since you are the only owner of the fantastic, stupendious, greatest, slickest machine that was ever built to give you the skinny on everything that is going on in the world including the WOT. Hmmm, I wonder if Gun Bunny has one and is keeping it under wraps.
Just what the heck is Hack Stone supposed to do with 10 gallons of chili from the Elko VFW leftover from the tailgate party in the parking lot of the Montgomery County Courthouse this morning?
I would say feed it to the feral hawgs, Mr. Stone, but that may bring you up on “cruelty to animal” charges. You might could sit on that until Alaska Bob finishes his cross country trip…he could use it to help fill in Kelly’s “Canyon”.
Freeze it while it’s still good.
Never know when you might need a chock block….
Ummm….. loosen your belt and sit alone for a few days cuz….. umm…. daayyuuummm, that’s gonna stink.
KAAAA-BOOOOOM!!! Take THAT, you Stoned Hacker! Once again The King of Battle…THE King of FIRST has endeavored and persevered, regaining his rightful place on the Throne of FIRST on the Vaunted (EARNED NEVER AWARDED) Friday TAH Weekend Open Thread. Thus it is said, thus mote it be. A great big crockett pot of beef beast chili is ready to be served up to ALL of the (dis)loyal d’weeded and Adoreable (Speaking of/to YOU….OAM) Deplorables of Team TAH. A cast Iron Skillet of Southern Cornbread, Premium Saltine Crackers, pitchers of The House Wine (Sweet Iced Tea), along with any other refreshing beverages are hereby offered up.
Once again, Hack Stone is spending his Friday being burdened by updating the Software Purchase/Renewal Tracker, plus he spent his Friday morning setting up the pretrial tailgate party in the Montgomery County Courthouse for those attending the trial of the century, Tragero Property Vs Psul of The Ballsack, only to learn that the case has been dismissed without prejudice, as the Judge figured that you can’t get money for six months of back rent from a guy whose only asset is a broken down 1980’s vintage Jaguar with a trunk full of outdated Red Hat Software. Quite the disappointment for those who RSVP’ed. Most people like this would say that you can’t get blood from a stone, but they would be wrong, since Hack Stone will be donating a pint of the inferior O Negative juice to the American Red Cross, so if you are part of that hit squad of crackheads with blowtorches and pliers, ambushing Hack while he is laid out with a needle in his arm is the opportune time. And Hack would also claim first comment for Weekend Open Thread.
“And Hack would also claim first comment for Weekend Open Thread.” Uh, that would be a NO!
The blood donated on the floor in Illy Noise by Deonte Stone earlier this week didn’t provide The Stone’s Family quota? Maybe if he’d of bled out?
After Action Report: They started with the right arm. Poked around a bit, and just could not hit the target. Changed firing position, and took aim at the left arm. Poked and jabbed a bit, finally sound a vein, then about 1/4 filling the bag, the blood clotted in the IV tube. No sale today. The only thing Hack has to show for is two arms with purple magic marker, bandaids on both arms, and a couple of granola bars. Hack thinks that the Red Cross disqualified him because they consider fucking with Psul’s mind qualifies as having sex with a man.
Hack, has psul started selling any YR4 safety software yet?
Asteroid YR4 impact odds plummet as NASA changes threat level of ‘city-killer’
Well, son-a-gun! The King is back on the throne and I missed it by ONE freaking minute.
Seeing your comment on the other thread earlier made me aware, again, that it was Friday and I better pay attention to business if I were to have a chance to regain The Throne, CW. The smoke rising from The Stoned Hacker’s F5 key was another clue. Figured the competition might get sporty. These random time dropping of The WOT make the struggle…real.
Happy Friday and happy WOT, you all! Let’s have some trivia, shall we?
DID YOU KNOW…?
Did a famous comedy team do all of their own language work in foreign versions of their movies?
By Commissioner Wretched
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Copyright © 2025
Another silly holiday has gone by!
This one’s President’s Day. I’m sure I’ve mentioned this before, but President’s Day is a combination of Lincoln’s Birthday, Washington’s Birthday, and a nod to the other folk who’ve held the office.
Ask me who my favorite president is, and I’ll be glad to tell you: Chester A. Arthur. He’s about the only one who didn’t manage to screw up the country or the office one way or another. He had some really cool sideburns, too.
Now that the February holidays are behind us, let’s look at the trivia that’s ahead!
Did you know …
… processed cheese was originally called something else? Those who make cheese the old-fashioned way were worried that the production of “artificial” cheese products would put them out of business. They felt so threatened that they tried to name the artificial product “Embalmed Cheese” in an effort to hurt its sales. The U.S. government had to intervene, and the name of the artificial cheese became “processed” cheese – a term we still use today. (A pretty cheesy thing to do.)
… the letter “x” has been used to represent a kiss in writing since the 18th Century? The first recorded written use of “x” as a kiss (as in “xoxoxo” meaning kisses and hugs) was in 1763, in a letter written by English naturalist Gilbert White (1720-1793). (Early shorthand, no doubt.)
… no one really knows how William Shakespeare’s last name is spelled? And, apparently, neither did Shakespeare (1564-1616) himself. There are numerous written instances where The Bard of Avon signed his name with several different spellings. In fact, though “William Shakespeare” has become the accepted spelling, there is not one written piece of evidence that Shakespeare himself spelled his name that way. (Hey, when you can compose eternal lines like “Wherefore art thou, Romeo?” who cares if you can’t spell your own name?)
… the Nazis considered Native Americans to be part of the Aryan race? (Gee, thanks, Adolf. Thanks a lot. Sheesh.)
… eighty percent of the men in the Soviet Union who were born in 1923 did not survive World War II? (War will do that to a nation.)
… female canaries cannot sing? (Nor do they want to.)
We shoulda followed Ol’ Bill’s advice in re of lawers (IYKYK).
Never met any yella haired, blue eyed Native ‘Mericans. IIRC, anthropology shows them crossing the Alaska Land Bridge from Asia…waaaaaay back yonder.
War is dangerous for children and other living things. 80% is some serious casualties. IIRC 40% is considered for a unit to be “combat non-efficient”. Gave a history lesson on evening past about Pvt William H. “10 Cents Bill” Yopp. Bill enlisted as a drummer in Co H 14th Geo Rgmt, CSA. Out of the 133 men in that Company, only Bill and 13 others were left to surrender @ Appromatox. Bill went on to work for various Rail Road Companies, served in the US Navy aboard USS Brutus during The Spanish American War (Asia Fleet, in the Philippines), and the US Army as a mess steward @ Camp Wheeler, Macon, GA during WWI. Bill passed away in 1935 @ The Georgia State Confederate Veterans Home in Atlanta, burial in the May-Rhetta Confederate Cemetery. Did I mention Bill was “Colored”?
King, if you’ll allow me to nerd-out for a moment….
The “Beringia theory” is not as unanimous as many think and has been questioned a lot in anthropological circles.
Humans no-doubt crossed that land bridge during the Last Glacial Maximum (~16,500-11,000BP), and genetic research suggests this was a major factor in the peopling of the Americas. However, many recent archaeological finds have suggested this was neither the only nor the first migration of human beings into the new world.
Meadowcroft Rockshelter just west of Pittsburgh suggests humans have been there since at least 19,000BP. Mount Verde shows humans had expanded all the way to southern Chile by at least 14,500BP, possibly even as early as 33,000 years ago. Settlement around Chiquihuite cave in Mexico also possibly dates to 33,000BP. These and other disparate sites all suggest the land-bridge theory is not the complete picture.
The science is hardly settled.
… a famous movie comedy team did all of their own language work when their films were dubbed in other languages? Normally, when a movie in English is released in a country where English is not the primary language, actors are hired to re-record the translated lines of the original script, and the soundtrack is then reproduced, a process called “dubbing.” But Stan Laurel (1890-1965) and Oliver Hardy (1892-1957) did not want other actors saying their lines, regardless of the language used. The comedy duo, who could not speak anything other than English, would film each of their scenes in their movies with the translated words printed out in phonetic English on chalkboards off-screen, and they would read their lines while re-filming each scene for the different languages needed. Supporting character lines, however, were simply re-dubbed by native speakers of the other language, or in some cases re-filmed with native-speaking actors. (Another fine mess you’ve gotten me into, Stanley!)
… in the history of Major League Baseball, only one player wore his date of birth on his uniform? Carlos May (born 1948) played for three teams in the majors: the Chicago White Sox, New York Yankees, and California Angels. During his time with the White Sox, May wore number 17, and the team also placed player names on the uniforms. May was born May 17, 1948, so the back of his uniform was also his birthday. (Just in case he forgot.)
(Oliver) Norvell Hardy’s Daddy, Oliver, was a Confederate in Company K, 16th Georgia Rgmt, wounded at Sharpsburg. He spent the rest of the war as a Recruiter. Young Norvell had a tendency to be a “Rebel” himself as a lad growing up. And I doubt that he spoke “English”…he spoke “Southern American” having been born in Harlem, Georgia.
I consider “17” my lucky number…it’s how many letters are in my full name. Bet Mr. May did too.
… a popular movie ogre was based on a real person? Many are the fans of Shrek, an animated movie which came out in 2001 and was followed by at least four sequels. But the character appearance of Shrek, a huge green ogre, is thought to have been actually based on a real person – Maurice Tillet (1903-1954), a French professional wrestler. Tillet, who wrestled under the name The French Angel, was a leading draw in the pro wrestling world of the 1940s. Tillet stood 5 feet 9 inches tall and weighed 269 pounds, and he suffered from acromegaly, a condition caused by a swelling of the pituitary gland. In Tillet’s case, it caused enlargement of his feet, hands and head. It is believed that the producers of Shrek saw a photo of Tillet and realized that, by changing the ears and some subtle alterations of his facial features, they could create a loveable ogre, and they did.
… Earth’s Moon is both the largest and fifth-largest in the Solar System? Yes, I know it’s contradictory, but read on. The Moon is fifth-largest is when it’s compared to all the other natural satellites of planets in the system. Our Moon comes in behind Ganymede, Titan, Callisto and Io. Largest? To get that, you must compare the satellite with its planet. In that regard, our Moon is the largest, as it is about one-fourth the size of Earth, a far greater percentage than any other satellite. (Pluto’s moon Charon doesn’t count, as Pluto is a dwarf planet.)
There’s only one (1) gland that I want to swell…and it ain’t the pituitary.
Guess who I’m over the moon for?
… a popular brand of soap got its name from the Bible? When Harley Procter (1847-1920) was marketing the soap made by his company, Procter and Gamble, he initially called it P&G White Soap. But one day in church, Procter read the world “ivory” in the Bible and felt it fit the soap’s look – and its ability to float, which was caused by a mistake in the mixing of the formula. Thus, Ivory Soap™ was born.
… all work and no play really does make Jack a dull boy? Scientists have determined that a lack of play for children can – and does – lead to mental health problems. (Are you paying attention, boss?)
Now … you know!
“White Soap”. Surprised that with all the woke and screams of RAAAYYYCIIISSS we’ve had lately, P&G didn’t come up with an “Ebony Soap” Then they could have…Ebony and Ivory. Sir Paul and Stevie were unavailable for comment.
Thought you got plenty of play with your 26 Leaden Soldiers, CW…or the Lovely Lois. Our Mama’s weren’t just trying to get us out of the house and from underneath her feet…they were looking out for our health!
Another fine j.o.b. on the trivia, Good Sir. We Thank You!
The prezzy that had the shortest term was also the one that had the longest inaugural speech…and that’s what killed him.
I gots some genuine Wisconsin Sharp Cheddar grated up to sprinkle on this chili I made. My sweet niece in Nebraska arranged for that shipment.
I also gots plenty of kisses and hugs available for a certain Adorable Deplorable. No doubt!
Damn, I was doing laundry and took it in the shorts for not
paying attention. And todays electric dryers don’t work like
the old ones. Nothing gets anymore than “moist” no matter
how long you run the thing. Save the planet…wear wet clothes.
Checking in and wishing everyone well.
Have a great weekend yall!
Howdy all, and happy weekend!
TOP 20 bitches….I was at the VA getting abused post surgery PT.
YAY!!
Oh and let’s see….
KoB…you FUCKHEAD….well, I guess…it’s OK if you come up with decent grub and don’t soil the THRONE!!
😀
SMooche3s. Turds (h/t to GreenThunb)
The official footwear of people sneaking into the United States
Carpet booties! CBP station I worked at had a roll-off dumpster full.
We have these all over our area 35 miles north of the border incredible
Load car traffic through my AO is approximately zero. I wonder what could’ve changed? Curious…
Always good to be able to pull this out 1 more time.
CSM Buddy (21) has cleared his hand receipts and crossed the rainbow bridge to Fiddlers Green, he was a plank member on Noah’s Ark.
The Dog Chapple in Vermont for his last ride.
RIP Buddy, and condolences Sapper. Never an easy thing.
All dogs go to heaven and they’re waiting for us. All my best to you and your family.
God Speed, Fare Well, and Rest Easy, SarMaj Buddy. Save me a spot ‘neath The Shade of The Tree. My deepest and most heartfelt sympathies to you and yours, Sapper. Sure got awfully dusty in here.

Sorry to hear that, Pets are family too!
So much pain there, I know it too well. Condolences to you. I hate how much this hurts… But somehow wouldn’t opt out.
Our condolences on your loss, Sapper3307.
At 21, CSM Buddy had a longer life than many of his peers, and no doubt it was a good one.
Very hard loss to deal with. I have buried several of my 4-legged companions throughout my lifetime. I wouldn’t have changed any of it to avoid the pain. When the time comes again, it’ll rip out my guts again, and then I’ll start all over again for another 15 years (giver or take 2-3)
Condolences to you and your family.
Thirty-sump’n as I declare myself present and unaccountable as I award myself yet another Honorary First.
((((OVER))))
The left is going full triple batshit as I enjoy the schadenfreude.
This is big, in a DEI / LGBT sort of way.
See the article details,
for the blames back and forth, a la tit for tat.
[ Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass sacks fire chief who said city failed residents in wildfires
In January, LAFD Chief Kristin Crowley criticized the mayor and the city over staffing shortages in the department ]
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/los-angeles-mayor-karen-bass-sacks-fire-chief-city-failed-residents-wildfires
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristin_Crowley
Elon with chainsaw:

Present & non-accountable as ever.
Unusually cold in our AO (for our AO) but the heater is working, and no pipes froze.
Some of the grands got the bug(s) and have had to stay in. But this, too will pass.
God bless you all, the USA, and those in the Trump Administration trying to right wrongs.
Yeah, same general AO and tomorrow’ll be the first 24 hours above freezing in a week.
Mrs. GB and myself have a thermometer on a fencepost outside the kitchen window.
We noticed that it hadn’t changed from “26” for 24 hours, although the weather had!
Turns out the housing cracked, the rain got in and froze, trapping the needle.
We got a new thermometer – I just need to build an housing for it.
Here’s one that just can’t wait for a “Stupid People” post:
https://www.kvoa.com/news/crime/sierra-vista-man-arrested-for-firing-gun-near-joyce-clark-middle-school/article_bf5ea790-f08b-11ef-a43e-17fe2213b80c.html
The Weekend Safety Brief….
Do NOT give blood at the donation center near Bethesda, MD…Their vein aim is worse than ChipNASA’s Cupid Arrow winging it’s way to OAM.
Do NOT buy bowls of chili from some sketchy looking guy, in a leisure suit, standing at the end of an off ramp no matter how good of a deal he offers you on computer software.
Do NOT accept a ride home from some dood driving a rust bucket English Automobile…you may end up with your mailbox door missing.
Do NOT expect to see anything come from the JE “Black Book”. Take a lesson from history…sample below…
On a positive note, Saturday Brunch @ Fire Base Magnolia will include…but not be limited to…Bacon, Scrambled Eggs, Cheese Grits, Cat Headed Biskets, and Brownies (the fudge chewy kind NOT the ones that want to become Cookie Peddlers).
Sunday Dinner on The Grounds TBA.
Did Heidi have some man-hoes on the payroll?
The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) works balls in the hall while dodging calls (from DOGE) seeking clarification of his highly questionable and potentially felonious Native American, Navy SEAL and LEO claims and how the money was spent.
Lori Benton is about to make some coin.
This is why one appoints a Dog as The Morale Ossifer…
Can’t get any fucking better…..
Or can it…
1. General CQ Brown has been fired.
2. Adm. Lisa Franchetti … fired
3. and Gen. James Slife fired!!!!
following tonight’s removal of Gen. CQ Brown as chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.”
4. The Epstein client list is on Pam Bondi‘s desk is being reviewed for any issues with victims / minors/ defendants -anybody who’s cooperating with completing the investigation with the federal law-enforcement.
Other than that, it could be released as soon as this weekend and she said because Trump wants it done. We’re gonna get it done.
There was a letter to the editor of our local rag from the (D)emon-rat Chairman threatening the MAGA folks.
Interesting that they printed it.
I predict that there will be some violence in response. Where, when, and how bad remains to be seen.
Ammo up.
See, and just the other day KOB was complaining we had too many four star officers and now we have three less.
Lookee here:
https://lasvegassun.com/news/2025/feb/21/president-donald-trump-fires-gen-cq-brown-as-chair/
ADM Lisa Franchetti & GEN James Slife sacked as CNO & VCSAF respectively.
Here is Looking at the new JCS
I always thought you needed 3 or 4 stars to get that job
He is a 3 Star, Skip. Here’s a newer pic of LTG “Razin” Caine…
Got it.
i guess he’s being recalled from retirement
Currently Associate Director for Military Affairs, Central Intelligence Agency, Washington, D.C.
Interestingly was off AD from 2009 to 2016.
Was awarded the DFC and Air Medal w/bronze oak leaf cluster.
JOHN D. CAINE > Air Force > Biography Display
Yeah, his bio wasn’t updated.
Dollars to donuts, you old bastards forgot about me. I aint dead yet