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Stupid people of the week

| September 25, 2021 | 18 Comments
Stupid people of the week

‘This guy is a real piece of work:’ Sheriff says Rep. Jewell Jones snuck handcuff key into jail We talked about this genius a while back. Turns out he’s not done making the news for all the wrong reasons. Michigan Rep. Jewell Jones (D-Inkster) brought a handcuff key into jail when he was arrested Tuesday […]

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Stupid people of the week

| September 18, 2021 | 15 Comments
Stupid people of the week

Florida deputy fired after telling inmate he looked like George Floyd, asking him to say ‘I can’t breathe’ A Lee County Sheriff’s Office deputy has been fired after telling an inmate he resembled George Floyd and asking him to say “I can’t breathe,” words Floyd spoke before dying under the knee of a Minneapolis police […]

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Stupid people of the week

| September 11, 2021 | 8 Comments
Stupid people of the week

Suspect allegedly tries to deter Spokane County deputy by igniting spray from aerosol can A man tried to escape from a deputy by lighting spray from an aerosol can on fire Thursday morning, a Spokane County Sheriff’s News release said. The ignition reportedly created about a 2-foot flame, but the sergeant was uninjured, according to […]

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Stupid people of the week (extra helping)

| September 6, 2021 | 3 Comments
Stupid people of the week (extra helping)

As I said on Saturday, there’s been a lot of stupid lately. In honor of Labor Day, bear witness to some more dumbass behavior. Sheriff’s Department Looking For Inmate Who Escaped By Pretending To Be Someone Else In Prison A local sheriff’s department is on the lookout for a Missouri woman who reportedly escaped prison […]

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Stupid people of the week

| September 4, 2021 | 11 Comments
Stupid people of the week

My cup runneth over with stupid this week, so I’ll do a follow-up with more follies come Labor Day. Dad grabs dying 24-year-old son’s gun after shootout with off-duty NYPD and opens fire As a man lay dying on a Bronx street from a shootout with police, his father snatched the gun from his fallen […]

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Stupid people of the week

| August 21, 2021 | 27 Comments
Stupid people of the week

Slight title change on the weekly post. The stupidity is so strong that we often stray into non-crimes. Wife Alerts Husband of Intruder, Leading to Shootout — But Police Say Man Was Actually Her Lover Police in Alabama are sorting through a “bizarre” incident in which a homeowner, alerted by his wife, shot an alleged […]

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Stupid criminals of the week

| August 14, 2021 | 4 Comments
Stupid criminals of the week

Florida Man Arrested After Biting Off Part of Friend’s Ear in Fight A Florida man was arrested Thursday after authorities say he bit off part of his friend’s ear during a fight. James Williams, 45, is facing battery charges after reportedly taking a bite at his friend’s ear at 2:30 a.m. at the Oceans Edge […]

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Stupid criminals of the week

| August 8, 2021 | 17 Comments
Stupid criminals of the week

A day late and a dollar short, but here’s the week’s funnies. First up, play stupid games… ‘Gun Prank War’ Has to Stop, North Carolina Police Warn A prank war in one North Carolina town has prompted warnings from local authorities about the potentially deadly consequences after several people called the police. The Roxboro Police […]

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