Dumbass Bullshit
AP goes all in for Manning
The Associated Press has thrown all of their chips in for the former soldier formerly known as Bradley Manning, the convicted traitor, in his bid for the US Senate seat currently occupied by Democrat Ben Cardin. She’s certainly got an eye-catching platform: Close prisons and free inmates; eliminate national borders; restructure the criminal justice system; […]
Steven Shapiro; phony 9/11 firefighter
One of our ninjas send us a link to the story of Steven Shapiro who has been pretending to be one of the first firefighters on the scene of the 9/11 attacks on New York City; In his biography, he claims his fire department was ‘the first rescue squad on scene from Connecticut on that […]
Keith Barnes; squatch hunter
One of our ninjas send us a story about Keith Barnes who told authorities in Arkansas that he was employed by the US government’s Interior Department to track and record Big Foot movements. The Interior Department responded that he doesn’t work for them and that no job exists; During the criminal impersonation investigation, the sheriff’s […]
Ronny Jackson won’t return to old job
Politico reports that Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson won’t return to his job as the President’s personal physician after the manufactured dust-up from Montana Senator Jon Tester and allegations from CNN which caused Jackson to withdraw his name from consideration for the job as director of the Department of Veteran Affairs; Sean Conley, a Navy officer […]
Jon Tester’s shame
Democrat Senator from Montana, Jon Tester made baseless allegations against Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson last week which caused Admiral Jackson to withdraw his name from consideration as the director of the Department of Veteran Affairs. Now, it seems that Tester just made shit up, according to the far-right wing Associated Press; The records, including police […]
Ronny Jackson withdraws name from VA director nomination
Admiral Doctor Ronny Jackson withdrew his name from nomination for the Director of the Department of Veterans’ Affairs, according to Fox News; The announcement comes after more allegations surfaced overnight, including that he crashed a government car while drunk. Trump still defended Jackson Thursday morning and described the allegations as false. “He would have done […]
Andrew Cuomo: I’m an undocumented immigrant
The legacy governor of New York State, Andrew Cuomo, declared that he’s an undocumented immigrant for some stupid reason, according to Fox News; “I’m undocumented. You want to deport an undocumented person, start with me because I’m an undocumented person,” Cuomo, 60, said during a bill signing. During the bizarre speech, the New York governor […]
The Gregory Salcido investigation
The Los Angeles Daily News reports on the investigation of Gregory Salcido, the teacher from El Rancho High School in Pico Rivera, California who bullied students contemplating military careers after graduation. The district hired Steve Hummel, owner of the Fremont-based Paradox Technology, which conducts “expert investigation and forensic services for attorneys,” according to the company’s […]



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