Joel Thompson; phony Green Beret
Our partners at Guardians of the Green Beret share their work on this fellow, Joel Thompson who claims to be a 27-year veteran of the US Army Special Forces.
Here is his really embarrassing video that you have to see to really hate this goofnut.;
Joel Thompson Fake Green Beret from Guardians Of The Green Beret on Vimeo.
But he’s a real fashionista;
Here his fiance tells all of their friends that poor Joel is going back to Iraq again.
In order to go “back…again” you have to go once before, and Joel here hasn’t.
He spent about 20 months in the Army more than 30 years ago and he was discharged as an E-1 12B leg-ass dump truck driver. The only fighting he did in uniform was in prison scuffles while wearing an orange jumpsuit and I’m pretty sure they don’t award CIBs for that. His criminal records are pretty extensive and they’re posted at the GOTGB. All of that stuff on his uniform shirt is bogus, I don’t think that he’s even eligible for VFW membership.
ADDED April 3rd, 2018; Joel got his discharge upgraded to Honorable, but I still don’t think he’s eligible for membership in the VFW;
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
There must have been a temporary shortage of sewing string in his area after he fixed up the shoulder patches. Good Lord!!!!!
Graybeard… any chance Army can get a x2 score for this phony? He has definitely done the work of two SF phonies.
After due and considered consideration of Joel Thompson’s records, and in light of the fact that Joel Thompson is not a member of the VFW, is not a First Sergeant, who is not entitled to wear the 101st patch, who is not entitled to wear the 82nd Patch, who is not entitled to wear the Armor/CAV gold shoulder cord, who is not entitled to wear the Airborne Tab, the Glider Badge, the Ranger Tab, the Combat Infantry Badge, the Ranger Scroll, the Special Forces Patch, or the Special Forces Long Tab, and upon your nomination for the dishonor,
Joel Thompson the phony extraordinaire is hereby counted as a x2 score for Army.
So let it be written.
So let it be done.
Obviously he is unaware that a Special Forces patch consists of an Airborne tab and an arrowhead.
Together, as in one piece.
nope .. two pieces ..
Let me try again. SSI of SF in this case consists of arrowhead and Airborne tab, together.
He’s got his triple canopy all f#&ked up.
He is a triple catastrophe.
Greybeard:
the
Glider BadgeAir Assault Badge [aka “Bullwinlke Badge”]/looks like he does have a glider badge on another (earlier) uniform.
It has the pointy top with the 45 degree angles vs the horizontal appearance of the air assault badge
Okay, …. I didn’t notice that photo. Thanks for the correction
Being nothing more than a lowly scribe who has no clue about the difference between most of these esoteric badges, I will defer to you experts – and if I misunderstand the accurate terminology for said esoteric badges humbly beg your kind indulgence.
Or – I can go smoke myself in penance.
I am just wondering why he stopped where he did. Why not master wings, a couple stars on the CIB, Sergeant Major and a Medal of Honor? I guess he didn’t want to go overboard and look fake. Haahahahahha.
NO SHIT, I was able to stomach just over a minute of that video and while doing so I thought he looked like a wannabe North Korean Bus Driver in that COSTUME he was wearing while running his yap.
Did you notice how he strategically moved from side to side so that we would get a very good, long look at all those patches? A couple of times even. Just back and forth in his chair with emotion. And shoving those shoulders into the camera.
I like how he shifts in his chair twice during the video and leans his shoulders into the camera each time so we can all see his shirt bling. What a dickhead. I threw up in my mouth when he started crying and said his best friend died in his arms. Where do these fucksticks get this shit? First Blood was so long ago…..
folks I was a former navy I joined the 1/167th (M) I served in panama gulf war Somalia 2x Iraq-I had a real disabled combat wounded friend com to my apartment-he saw my medals and ribbons and awards shook my hand-he left he a cab driver in Columbus Georgia -nothing fake about me-these guys piss me off.
Wtf? Say again over…
what is with the white bus driver shirt?
You’ll were a navy all by yourself? Isn’t that a lot of work?
Please re-read and resubmit your comment Jeff.
Riiiiight. (doing his best Dr Evil)
Hmmm, do you mean the 1/167 Infantry of the Alabama National Guard?
Cause the 1/167 Inf(M) never deployed to Panama, Desert Storm, Somalia and the two times it has been to Iraq was only in one single company strength that they had to pull people from other companies in the Battalion just to finally have enough bodies to fill it out.
Just what are you trying to tell us? You know it’s bad ju-ju to be drunk and typing at 0100 hours, don’t ya?
jeff monroe – dude, 0100 hours and drunker than Cooter Brown? Do you go comatose before or after 0200?
‘Cause a drunken ramble is what that looks like. Get help!
Better haul his ass to a meeting…
They have a chair all warmed up for his nasty ass…
Dang Jeff, that was painful to read. Alabama, eh? I can see it, “between the lines”. When you and the wife got divorced, y’all were still cousins. Could you get her to help you with these difficult comments that you make? I mean, being related n all…
May have had just one set of great-grandparents there.
Jeff, just back away from the screen.
You sure that ain’t the late Gregg Allman? Dude looks like a dead ringer for him in that first pic. I’m surprised this turd didn’t start a tribute band instead of being a phony
I think he is starting a Bernath tribute phony pony character.
Oh he’s a 24K Bernathian scumbag for sure, I wonder what kind of Fido fornication he did to get a Double Damn?
Nah, Gregg had talent and was a nice guy.
BlowJob Joel is just a run of the mill fuck-up, albeit unusually stupid yet barely literate!
Totally agree
Amen. Gregg is way into his keys on this one: https://youtu.be/FWSoo3bLhIc
12B Combat Engineer.
I know some former 12 bang bangs that would be, displeased.
Bringing shame to the Motor-T family.
Shitbird here doesn’t even rate a rendition of “The Ballad of the Green Bidet.”
hey man damn I did navy and army crap -he look like a mall cop
dude, go home, you’re a retard.
You took a crap on the Navy and Army? Why Jeff, whatever made you do that? I can’t speak for the Navy, but us Army guys are all right, just a bunch of cute, cuddly, guys shootin’ the shit out of the lead.
His Boo-Hoo video? Dude needs to watch the Downey/Stiller crying scene in “Tropic Thunder” and do a better job of acting if he wants to be believable:
http://www.cultjer.com/video/clip/on-the-tropic-thunder-set-brother-scene
Another “Look at Me!” PX Warrior who lives in an Alternate Reality World.
I hated him after about 30 seconds of that video. What a shitbird. He’s also been watching waaaaaay too many movies that feature the maladjusted veteran who was damaged in combat, struggling to “come home”. Fucking asshat.
He had me crying after 45 seconds.
WARNING! do not watch the video.
I like how at the 0:40 mark he conveniently turns and leans into the camera with his SF shoulder and all his tabs. LMAO! Could he be any more cheezy?
I’d love to slap his face right about then.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1435294/patton-slap-o.gif
What a great scene. George C. Scott was a fine actor. I saw that movie for the first time at the Forest Glenn Annex of WRAMC around 1976 and I still like it, 42 years later.
If he is “having trouble coming home” it is likely because his domestic partner changed the locks again.
Snork! Snork!
30 seconds? you are a better man than me… I lasted about as long watching that video as a high school virgin would with a porn actress…
Had to shut hat shit off.
I’ve read a lot of these stories on this site but this one nearly made me vomit.
When I was drafted in 1966 I did not have the intestinal fortitude to go Special Forces, Rangers or even to Jump School….but two on my sons did go SF and I am certain that they would love to have a “conversation” with this ass-wipe.
Me? At 70 years of age, I am absolutely certain that I would and could kick his ass from here to Kingdome Come.
Kiss my Irish ass, Joel, excuse me while I go and vomit once again.
Joel Thompson’s favebook page is pretty tightened up, but a half dozen of the pictures shown on the sidebar are open for comments, where I dumped some love, and replied to the ones commented on by all 2 of his friends.
I did see him make one half-assed retort to someone, so he is seeing the love. Wonder when the deleting will begin?
I think his facefuck page is gone. Better that he would get gone, himself.
Tallywhagger, after reading your comment, I checked and found it still up and running.
What link did you use? I used the underscored link at the beginning the article.
I wouldn’t mind spending a moment or two harshing that asshole’s Special Day.
Frankie Cee, you are right. Got’r’dun and showed her some respect.
BloJoe has been honored by several of our residents.
It was still up a couple of hours ago and I left him something to bawl about on it!!! 😀
His VFW post is around Akron Ohio. Wasn’t the infamous Sonny Cool also from Akron Ohio?
Isn’t this him? This guy was released in 2016:
https://www.rapsheets.org/ohio/doc-prisoner/THOMPSON_JOEL/A672267
It IS Him. DOB and release date MATCHES.
Only thing missing in his Mugshot is the brown cylinder item that is between his lying lips/teeth.
Bubba’s dick?
Bravo,David…BRAVO!! 👏👏😆😆
You know everyone was thinking it.
Given his demonstrated tendency to spout BS, I was thinking more along the lines of what the French would call a morceau de merde. But yeah – that works too.
I wonder who literally went up his ass the most, Bubba, Thor, Julio, Tyrone or “Mr. Tiny”?
Must have worked in the prison uniform shop. Sewing on patches and stuff like that.
Phone harassment?
Jeez, he’s even a phony criminal.
Heh.
Joel Thompson who is not a member of the VFW, is not a First Sergeant, who is not entitled to wear the 101st patch, who is not entitled to wear the 82nd Patch, who is not entitled to wear the Armor/CAV gold shoulder cord, who is not entitled to wear the Airborne Tab, the Glider Badge, the Ranger Tab, the Combat Infantry Badge, the Ranger Scroll, the Special Forces Patch, or the Special Forces Long Tab is hereby and shall forevermore be declared A Towering Pile of Sh1t Rivaling the Tower of Babylon and, having been nominated thereunto, shall be entered in the 2018 TAH Phony Race ™© as a double-count for the Army Phony Green Berets/SF with the addition of entries for Full Retard, Early Out (aka “Crankstepper”) and Criminal Records.
Congratulations Joel Thompson – one being such a septic-suck that we have to count you as a double entry!
On behalf of my father, who did earn the CIB, my brother who was in 82nd AB, and my son who is Airborne – you, Joel Thompson – are a worthless, cowardly criminal, and I am quite willing to beat your worthless adz until you cry like the pathetic scumbag you are.
Excellent, GB!
Some of you Army guys educate this squid please. How do you get an “expert” hand grenade pin? Not drop it?
You have to toss the inert practice grenades at targets that are at varying distances…and then throw one live grenade.
When I went through basic in ’78, we almost learned the hard way why there was always a very alert DS standing behind you when you were getting ready to throw the live one. It was my DS, and the verbal assault when the idiot next to me dropped a live grenade at his feet would have done the wall of insults proud. Don’t know if that guy ever did graduate basic training – I know he sure wasn’t in our unit afterwards!
I joined the wrong branch. You guys get pieces of flair for everything.
When I was in OSUT in 1988 at Fort Benning, you had to
Identify grenade types correctly
complete a course of scenarios with training grenades:
– throw from cover into mortar pit
– sneak up on bunker, check firing port for wire, cook it off, and stuff it in the bunker (pulling hand back before the firecracker in it goes “pop”)
– etc
Then, on the live grenade range, throw a live grenade out of a trench, twice, without causing anyone to shit themselves.
found this online , a qualification score card:
https://www.globalsecurity.org/military/library/policy/army/fm/3-23-30/dafm3517-r.pdf
I just retired after 24 years and actually still have my hand grenade qual sheet! I threw it in the burn pile about 2 weeks ago! I had one no go, and it was BS! The Drill Sergeant said I missed one of the trenches when I saw it go in ( I was an outstanding center fielder, known for throwing guys out with no cut off man)Anyway, I had all green grease pencil GO’S and 1 ugly red grease pencil NO GO! I got them all at EIB, so who gives a crap if he failed me on one point to put me in my place?
Frankly, I thought the hand grenade was totally lame…now the M60 range…that was fun.
Yes!
Haha, well I have one and never made it on any ball team. But, I could throw a grenade pretty good. Maybe it was the weight, maybe the shape.
Once upon a time, the Army required the throwing of practice grenades at various targets. It was part of the Army PT (physical fitness) test back in the 1960’s. The dummy grenades were the old pineapple grenades with no charge painted blue. You threw them at a horizontal bulls eye target on the ground from a distance of about 25-30 yards, IIRC. Later there was a test where you had to throw dummy versions of the more modern grenades at various targets, including through a window. I don’t know if they ever devised a scored test with live grenades. When I served in infantry and SF units 1968 through 1976, I don’t believe there were any marksmanship tests with live hand grenades. There were marksmanship tests for use of the M79 and rifle mounted grenade launchers using practice grenades.
I got mine in 1975 at Ft. Knox. We also had training with LAWs, Claymore mines, and I have vague memory of a mortar launching device but don’t remember what the ordinance was. That was a demonstration, we did not have an opportunity to operate it.
I’ve always wondered about that, myself. I have never seen, heard, or read anything or anyone who qualified with a HG. Nor did I ever hear about a HG range outside of AIT.
I still wonder if anyone has actually qualified in things like Hand Grenade, Bayonet, etc.
we had occasional hand grenade assault course layouts in the old days, but we never “qualified” on them after basic….
I think it was really only during EIB that we did it…
As for bayonets…never even trained except for urban riot training.
If my sometimes faulty memory serves, the Lakota Sioux translation of the name “Joel Thompson” is “Dildo with Ears”…
Darn, my Lakota Sioux must be rusty. I translated “Joel Thompson” as “Enema”.
In Hekawi, it means “prison cum dumpster”…
In another dialect it translates to “Grounded Turkey” meaning “A bird that is too full of SHIT to fly”.
I’m positive it is actually “rock with lips”
“Rock with lips.” Haven’t heard that synonym for “dumbass” in quite some time. (smile)
What hurt me deep was you saying “over 30 years ago”. I don’t like being reminded of my age I am now triggered.
Not to worry, most of us older folks are now triggered. You know what they say about not messing around older folks. We’ll shoot.
Only because we can’t run as fast as we used to could, right???
Adapt and overcome. In a well lived life, you’ll have some cover. Some times you have to be the cover. Whatever it takes, the course of least resistance is usually a pretty good option. If I could still run a mile, it would not be as spritely as it once was. Give me about 12 minutes and I might still get there before the PoPo.
YMMV 🙂
Cocksucker.
Given how this guy got thrown out of the Army, perhaps “Bhang!” is more apropos than “BOOOM!” (smile)
Your comment is one toke over the line, sweet Jesus. 😉
Joel Thompson, Full Fledged Phony, is aware of this post. My money says that he is too coward to come here and try to unfuck himself. He has called all of us who are calling him out, “phoney asses”. So damned dumb that he can’t even spell phony, a word that he should be very familiar with.
Yeah, Joel Thompson is really not the brightest bulb in the flower garden, is he?
I’d give it 4:1 odds he shows up as a sockpuppet here later tonight.
Foogas is primed and ready!
Great flying blobs of batshit crazy, Batman!!!
Goody, a new phony pony chew toy. But I don’t think he has either the IQ or the ‘puter skills to do any sockpuppetry.
Everyone knows that I wasn’t a Green Beret but I really love wearing their stuff on my fake VFW shirt.
The 1st Sgt bling looks pretty good on a white fireman’s shirt.
One of my favorite 1st Sgts was BB Croft. He was a dual national guy, Canadian by birth and, evidently, being named Beverly is not unusual for Canadian men.
He went by the name of Sam. If he owned a white shirt, it was t-shirt.
I wonder how soon he’ll fuck up yet again and get sent off to prison to be part of Bubba & Thor’s cellblock harem?
Joel Thompson already seems to have been well qualified in the Vietnam Era MOS of 66C-Trainman due to his extensive prison record.
Perhaps on Joel Thompson’s next go-around in prison he can earn a secondary Vietnam Era MOS of 65G-Railway Section Repairer (also affectionately known as a Gandy Dancer).
Because after spending 16-18 hours per day being dorked in the squeakhole with the 20 pound tanker’s bars wielded by the likes Bubba, Thor, Julio and Mr. Tiny, he will definitely “Feel Like Dancing.”/smile
Little dick faggot was born in 1964. Hate to say it but Sinator Dick Blumenthal actually has more credibility than BlingQueen Thompson
Claw, are you sure he wasn’t a 69F, a Lemon Party/Dutch Rudder Specialist?
I hear there is nothing quite as qualifying as a little OJT pulling a train in the big house.
Claw in Joel Thompson’s case I suspect he added ASI-RRLC (Reamed Ripped Loose Caboose) to MOS 66C-Trainman.
They don’t say “prison” around Stately Thompson Trailer. When Daddy has to behind the barbed wire fence, they tell the kicks that he is “going back to Iraq”.
Didn’t see your post before I posted mine.
I should have refreshed before posting.
I wonder if he may have been heading back to jail when his girlfriend was talking about him having to go back to Iraq sooner than planned?
I have NO doubt at all about that.
He needs more tabs.
He should have skipped the Tabs and stuck with Diet Coke.
There once was a time when Tab seemed less appealing. On a hot day, get it cold enough and it’s nearly as fulfilling as Coors Light.
I always hated how a mustache hair managed to get stuck around the rivet of those tear off tabs.
Ah well, still better than waking up with your eye lashes glued together from some nasty stuff seeping out the tear glands.
I believe he is trying to compete with me in that first photo
But that was before David Hogg came along.
-that- little piggy ran “Wee! Wee! Wee!” all the way home.
“To get his camera”
while better men than he will ever live to be helped their fellow classmates survive.
Hogg is not interesting…and I’m sure he doesn’t know Jack Shit
MILITARY EDUCATION:
None
Oh, he is getting “schooled” now…
He has enough phony bling there to blind Ballduster McSoulpatch…
Douchebag is as crazy as a cockroach…
Nuttier than a barge load of squirrel shit!
Ho. Lee. Sheet
Joel Thompson…..YOU SUCK
Phony rank. Phony awards. Phony MOS. Phony veteran org member. Phony service dates. Phony deployments.
What a dumpster fire.
Yeah, but the love is real.
https://youtu.be/pSPOfONM9aQ
Gotta love the love
Here’s a version that features Rick Danko and Levon Helm from the Band, John Sebastian, Roger McGuinn, Ritchie Havens.
https://youtu.be/34YUI3CmckA
Off topic, but on my mind… in Massachusetts, they sell government made dope. I don’t know what they require to get it. The boyfriend of a horse stall tenant showed up with some. The joint was in a tube, in a manner of merchandising.
The purveyor is all of maybe 33 or 35, about as intelligent as Joel Thompson but intellectually superior, an able bodied seaman, commercial fisherman, and strong as an Ox.
He showed up in the radio shack with some horse-girls and they all wanted to get high but needed a place to hide away from being seen by the children. They were not invited but requested a dispensation, which was granted.
I have not taken a hit since 1987 and I don’t smoke. Nonetheless, the “number” was passed around and in the spirit of the moment, I took a hit. It was very smooth, free flowing in the way a perfectly rolled government joint ought to be.
I didn’t feel a thing, the toke was drawn deep, held and then passed around. For Krikey sake, I probably have some social disease from it but it came back around and the last person to take a hit was gorgeous 33 year old riding instructor.
She’s a size one and I needed to get my mind out of the gutter, thinking about a deal I could not fulfill.
Nonetheless, her lips were on it and I took another hit. Deep, penetrating, soulful inspiration, holding it in expectation of huge rush. The young’uns were watching, waiting… for something.
I coughed so hard I was afraid I might vomit before rupturing something! The high was not to be had.
There once was a time, when listening to Jesse Colin Young, and getting high, seemed to be congruous.
Jesse Colin Young is still out there, pandering his nonsense. Just like Joel Jackass Thompson.
At least Jesse has talent.
https://youtu.be/34YUI3CmckA
Here we go again… making Dump Truck drivers look bad!
The pic where he’s wearing BDUs with SFC stripes is spot on… note:
Hair parted in the middle… Check
Smokes Kool cigarettes… Check
Drinks grape soda… Probably
He has got to be a three alarm dope smoker!
About the BDUs; did soldiers wear the brightly colored patches and such on the BDUs? In the Air Force we wore subdued patches with dark colors on the BDUs.
Not always. We went through a few years of wearing out the BDU’s changing from different colored patches and name tapes including leather aircrew style name patches with Velcro on and off a couple of times. Sometimes bright, sometimes subdued. Memory fuzzy, but think it was mid 80’s give or take when subdued all the time happened.
In the days of the BDU one only wore subdued Rank Insignia except for Officers on their cover.
Thanks
Thus the saying “If it’s shiny you salute it”.
Well yeah, there was that.
And except for the 101st Airborne Division, we wore full-colored Division patches.
Yep, we wore good ole Command patches and units. Some were colorful at the end of BDUs run. Air Mobility Command Pitch was a bit too colorful, but was little dark.
Old 1SG, what makes it even better is that in the one picture of him (where he’s wearing the SFC stripes) (that has the Panasonic TV or stereo boxes behind him), is that he’s wearing a Glider Badge.
But it seems by the time he promoted himself to 1SG in the white VFW shirt, he had corrected himself and was wearing an Air Assault Badge.
Pretty damn funny either way. But seeing as how it took him a full seven weeks (a little AWOL time maybe?) to report to Fort Campbell after OSUT at Fort Leonard Wood, I might venture a guess that even though he was duty slotted as a Dump Truck Driver, he never rose above the rank of PV2 and was maybe the Company R&U Helper or permanent CQ Runner./smile
He might have been on perpetual KP as well!
Somebody has to do it.
He was always willing to fill the Brig Quota.
Jonn,you owe me 1:25 of my life.Thats as far as i could go in that video,or you have to start posting a disclaimer “watch at your own risk”.
Would like to yank that VFW patch off him and stick it where the sun don’t shine. Up his nose, up his a$$, or better yet, give him a new orifice into which it would be left, carefully, of course, then sterilize the incision. THEN stitch up the entire mess with some bailing wire.
if y’all go to Joel Thompson’s facebook page, you will see that comments are not open. But, going to this photo, one can make comments, and many have been made, with him having no rebuttal except to call us names:
https://www.facebook.com/joel.thompson.9693001/posts/258935844631013?comment_id=316435252214405&reply_comment_id=316445132213417¬if_id=1522702970809673¬if_t=feed_comment_reply&ref=notif
Meh, I went there and left close to a dozen links to this thread on his page, I don’t think he’s smart enough to shut his page down!
A first-shirt? Correct me if I am wrong, but you go back to being a MSG when you are no longer holding the position of 1SG in a company.
NO correction, you’re right on the money!
What role does a Master Sergeant play in an Infantry unit?
I understand the 1st Sergeant’s duties; would a Master Sgt be part of a Company or Battalion HQ staff?
(Remember, I’m a Squid)
MSG’s at Infantry Battalion level – S-3 Operations NCOIC assigned to the Headquarters & Headquarters Company, Battalion Motor Sergeant. No MSG’s in Line Companies, just the 1SG.
MSG’s at Infantry Brigade level – Could be the S-1 (Personnel Administration) NCOIC, S-2 (Intell) NCOIC, S-3 (Operations & Training) NCO (subordinate of a Staff Sergeant Major is one is in place), S-4 (Supply & Logistics) NCOIC, Mess Operations NCOIC, Brigade Commo NCO, and possibly a Brigade Motor Sergeant, etc.
Take into consideration this was the structure from 26 years ago when I retired from the Army. May be different now-a-days./smile
Thanks Claw.
You’re Welcome.
((Over))
It really hasn’t changed a lot, Claw.
I wondered about that what with the new structure of self sufficient Brigade Combat Teams and all.
Thanks for your input.
((Over))
Nah, I don’t need to see the video to hate his ass.
This is perhaps the most over the top sob story, woe is me, I’m a hero, he died in my arms, I’m here to protect you, you can sleep well at night b/c of people like me who give up our freedom for yours, etc. This guy is a pail of human smegma and I can understand how he served so little time … he’s a fucking idiot. I might even give you a partial pass on the bullshit but you seem to revel in the bullshit to a greater extent than anyone I have read. Do us a favor and return to wearing your E1 uniform. You know, the one you ‘earned’ … if someone can actually ‘earn’ E1. It’s pretty much a gimme. You are a failure. Go wail in someone else’s coffee. I’m not convinced you’re a hero. I AM convinced you’re a loser.
Gotta love that dual combat patch of Ranger Scroll over 101st Airborne patch. He isn’t even a full douche bag…just the nozzle.
Your best friend died in your arms? Isn’t that the mantra for all bogus pretenders? You should be ashamed, b/c some who read this actually did have their best friend die in their arms. Do me a favor and drown yourself in a vat of smegma. You are perhaps the most egregious PoS I have read on this blog. You are a disgraceful punk. You haven’t earned a damn thing you claim or are wearing.
Maybe he was talking about his pet gerbil or his “favorite” turd that died in his arms??!!??
Prison shanking, maybe?
IMHO he looks like a pissed off version of Pee Wee Herman in the pic of him in BDUs wearing shiny E7 stripes!
One of his Many appeals has a scan of his upgrade for his discharge that was done in 2000 with an additional scan of a back-dated Honorable discharge Certificate from 1985.
So his 30 year career started 9 years before he was born.
OR
He left as a guest of Ohio in ’03 and (ignoring the other stay in OH) he re-started his military career and retired in 2032.
I carpet bombed his farcebook page with as many links to this post as I could before they stopped me. Oh well, Joel Thompson can go visit NYC and piss on a subway third rail for all I care.
Joel Thompson, phony Green Beret, a verified lying turd, never excelled to reach PV2/E-2 before being kicked out of the Army after 20 months of obviously substandard service as a dump truck operator.
Joel Thompson, phony Green Beret, telling his fiancé he was going “back” to Iraq for 6 months was a way of avoiding telling her that he was going to jail.
Joel Thompson, phony Green Beret, is a serial liar and probably steals used Depend undergarments from nursing homes for his sick pleasure.
His fiancé named Katherine wrote letters to the judge BEFORE his fiancé named Kathy made that post.
YMMV
20 month E-1 = Shitbag.
That Ranger Tab looks like it has a pin in it.
Can I have a cigarette (or cigar) or whatever that ghey shit is that he has hanging from his suck.
“whatever that ghey shit is that he has hanging from his suck”
It’s a place holder.
ADDED April 3rd, 2018; Joel got his discharge upgraded to Honorable, but I still don’t think he’s eligible for membership in the VFW;
WT Fing F?!?
Dude applies for an upgrayyd from the joint AND it gets approved?
The shitstain gets booted wasting the government’s time/money/energy (and probably give his senior NCOs greys and ulcers).
I have no faith in the system anymore.
I hope this dude gets himself arrested again and gets turned out behind the walls.
Presumably this Mr Teacoach is the same, he spent a year with 199th Infantry. If Mr Teacoach was in country, the 199th really went through the grinder. Why, for the love of everything that is holy, would Mr Teacoach stand up for this guy? Like at all?
http://www.weirtondailytimes.com/news/local-news/2017/08/dinner-served-as-way-to-thank-vietnam-vets/
Snerk – Bogus DD256. PRIVATE is misspelled./smile
Eligibility in the VFW is restricted to a non voting associate member for canteen purposes only.
Another typo: “it is pleasure to be…”
Wasn’t word processing equipment in use in general in the military by the year 2000? If so, why does this letter look like it was done on a Smith Corona typewriter?
I don’t understand this, either. This guy’s in prison, for starters. He was substandard in the Army – either completely incompetent or a slacker, can’t tell which – and didn’t last long.
And he gets an upgrade in his discharge – for what? Existing?
That’s a new one. Never seen an upgrade from DD to Honorable.
They exist .. but are few and far between. You can get some real interesting reading by scanning the files of the BCMR. There are a double pile of upgrade requests. About 99.9% are rejected. Really wonder what made this dude so special? So I searched the BCMR records for the AR2000045890 reference and got a hit … here is what I found …
1. Character of Discharge: General, Under Honorable Conditions
….
3. Authority for separation:
a. Regulation: Chapter 14, AR 635-200
b. Reason: Misconduct-Drug Abuse
…..
6. Nonjudicial punishment:
Date Offense(s)
850625 Wrongfully used marijuana (850411)
…..
(2) The issue is accepted. The Board carefully examined the applicant’s record of service during the period of enlistment under review. There was a full consideration of all faithful and honorable service as well as the infractions of discipline, the extent thereof, and the seriousness of the offenses. While the Board does not condone the applicant’s misconduct, it determined that the characterization of his service was inequitable. The Board found that the applicant’s post service accomplishments mitigated his misconduct and that relief is warranted. Accordingly, the Board voted to grant relief in the form of an upgrade of characterization of service to fully honorable.
Both Forgin’ Frank and Bob Neener had to be really drunk when those documents came out of the mill./smile
Hmmm – wonder how he managed that?
Oh, well, duly noted. But having his discharge upgraded does not impact his actual character, and leaves unchanged the fact that Joel Thompson, who is not a member of the VFW, is not a First Sergeant, who is not entitled to wear the 101st patch, who is not entitled to wear the 82nd Patch, who is not entitled to wear the Armor/CAV gold shoulder cord, who is not entitled to wear the Airborne Tab, the Glider Badge, the Ranger Tab, the Combat Infantry Badge, the Ranger Scroll, the Special Forces Patch, or the Special Forces Long Tab is hereby and shall forevermore be declared A Towering Pile of Sh1t Rivaling the Tower of Babylon and, having been nominated thereunto, has been entered in the 2018 TAH Phony Race ™© as a double-count for the Army Phony Green Berets/SF with the addition of entries for Full Retard, Early Out (aka “Crankstepper”) and Criminal Records.
And, Joel Thompson, on behalf of my father, who did earn the CIB, my brother who was in 82nd AB, and my son who is Airborne – you, Joel Thompson – are still a worthless, cowardly criminal, and I am still quite willing to beat your worthless adz until you cry like the pathetic scumbag you still are.
The discharge upgrade appears legit. The case number on the letter matches a case on-file at the Boards of Review Reading Room maintained by USAF JAG. Ditto the entry date, DOB, and date of discharge for the individual referenced in that case.
http://boards.law.af.mil/ARMY/DRB/CY2000/2000045890.rtf
FWIW: it it’s the same guy in that case, he doesn’t seem to have been kicked out due to a court-martial; the case summary doesn’t list any courts-martial in his record (there is one NJP). Rather, he seems to have been administratively separated and received a General-Under Honorable Conditions discharge under Chapter 14, AR 635-200. Per the summary included in the case write-up apparently he decided to smoke some rope, had to pee in a bottle, and p!ssed-hot.
The ADRB made 2 changes to his disccharge. One was to change his narrative reason for separation from “Misconduct-Drug Abuse” to “Misconduct”. That part of the decision was unanimous. The other change was to change the characterization of service from “General Under Honorable Conditions” to “Honorable”. The board voted 3-2 to do that.
Why? Dunno. Maybe three of the board members got lucky the night before and were feeling generous as a result. (smile). His case was also considered near the end of 8 yrs of the “feel-good, don’t worry about accountability” Clintoon Administration.
IMO the board blew it WRT the discharge upgrade. Based on his later actions, IMO the Army was probably quite generous when it gave him a “General Under Honorable Conditions” discharge in the first place.
I looked up his case under the Army Board of Corrections.
Have no way of cutting and pasting the entire document, so will send to Jonn.
I may be wrong, but in reading the document, I am under the impression he was upgraded from “General, Under Honorable Discharge” to “Honorable” in 2000 with the reason being “Misconduct” (he was discharged because of twice-testing positive for marijuana while in the Army).
What is interesting is that the Board in 2000 “found that his post service accomplishments mitigated his misconduct and that relief is warranted.” (Whatever that means).
Figured out how all who are interested can read Thompson’s Army Board of Correction Case:
Go to this site:
http://boards.law.af.mil/ARMY_DRB.htm
Scroll to CY2000.
Scroll to AR200045890.
It is a four page document.
How do you find the specific names? It appears they have redacted them.
Hmmm, so what you’re saying is that although Joel Lynn Thompson’s urinalysis samples were so hot they had to be hand carried to the testing lab in a canteen cup, after 15 years of daily whining and letter writing the people at the Review Board got tired of his shit and issued Joel Lynn Thompson an Honorable DD256 just so Joel Lynn Thompson would shut up and leave them alone?
Is that right?/smile
Sounds about right. And given the fact that those who have had the intestinal fortitude to watch the video (above) have all testified to the negative impact it has upon their health and mental states, and the fact that I do not have to pee on the electric fence myself to find out for sure, I strongly suspect that Joel Lynn Thompson nauseated the board so greatly that they were desperate to get him away from them.
I can neither confirm nor deny that the behavior of Joel Lynn Thompson is under review for classification as “cruel and unusual punishment crossing over into the realms of torture” and, if so classified, extreme measures may be authorized to cause such conduct to cease forever.
Saw your comment after I’d posted my similar one, AP. Great minds, etc . . . . (smile)
“General, Under Honorable Discharge” to “Honorable” = Shitbag.
Has anybody have a screen capture of what martial art and rank he is claiming ? If you do would you post him up at Bullshido.com. Put him in the YMAS (your martial arts suck) subforum. Thank You Joe
Cum In Me
I think is what he was training in. I believe he has a Yellow belt with a brown eye for distinction.
And a Third Degree Black Belt in Cream of Sum Yung Guy.
I’m betting he has at least a Second Degree Black Belt in Bullshit-fu.
I am sure Stephen “Cio” Burrell would know.
They probably “trained” together.
I killed the video after 1:37 seconds. No I did not put a round thru the screen with my XDE single stack nine.
“Some people have to pee on the electric fence themselves.”
It’s fun to watch the bacon seeds do that.
Sometimes three or four good zaps before they finally catch on./smile
His best friend died in his arms. I hope that it wasn’t Will Chamberlain, or The Round Ranger might get pissed that his BFF was two timing him. Anyway, Joel Thompson, this long distance dedication is just for you, so keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.
Well, Damnit, Joel “Ass Clown” Thompson, as of now you still fall a few (7) comments short of making it from the minors into the Big Show.
Chalk up another failure in your lifetime. Couldn’t make it up to the same playing field as the Catfischer.
Sorry, no parting gifts for you. Turn in your VFW pocket patch, stop making stupid ass videos and kindly GFY.
Having no valid argument, Poser Joel Thompson can only do elementary school name calling. He can’t even deny his phony claims. Just a run of the mill poser, ex convict, dope.
He’s now claiming he gets a full pension.
Still a loser.
Tell this 40K maggot to turn in his jock and his the shower.