Robert Looney; phony SEAL

| February 17, 2018

Someone sends us their work on this fellow Robert Looney who tries to convince this woman on the phone that he’s a Navy SEAL and that Don Shipley is just trying to destroy him for no reason; Language warning!!!

He left the Navy as an E-6 after 23 years, but no SEAL training or assignments;

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Bom2motiv

No idea why he couldn’t be happy just being a brown water guy. Only a small percentage of sailors actually get to be part of that. Way to shit all over a good career.

Sarge

Chickenfucker

Combat Historian

Robert LOONEY; the jokes will write itself…talk about an easy lay-up…

Some Guy

I bet he was popular with the instructors in boot camp.

mr. sharkman

I was thinking the same thing. ‘Looney’ = FINALLY the phonies name matches the offense. 😉

Ex-PH2

Idiot! Verbal smacking probably won’t work on him. At least she was smart enough to make inquiries about him.

1610desig

Dude in top photo has that Sid Haig look….a real lady killer

AW1Ed

OK, this guy pisses me off. Fuck you, Robert Looney

Mason

I’m sure all the SEALs have to take a remedial swim course.

The Stranger

I just feel sorry for the dog. Good looking little canine. Too bad his owner is a POS.

Green Thumb

23-year E-6?

Yeah. Uh. No.

How did he not get squeezed out?

Someone should rescue that dog.

LCpl Nelson

Kinda hard to believe a shitbird like that would lie, huh?

A Proud Infidel®™

Okay, I only lasted a couple of minutes into that video where he SAID he personally showed Don Shipley (SCPO, USN, Ret.) 500 PAGES of his Military Records. Is he trying to set a new Guinness World Record for being full of shit?

HMC Ret

Green Thumb: Looks like he had SIX Navy Achievement Medals. Maybe he got a waiver in hopes he could make Chief. Six NAMs is pretty impressive. Or maybe he was filling a critical billet and got a waiver to stay beyond 20.

NECCSEBEECPO

Had broken service so that is one reason the other is he was in a Critical roll at one time. Around time he was in they were offering some critical rates.

Skidmark

This guy is more full of shit than DB’s bunghole!

The Ghost of Daniel Bernath’s Bunghole

That was a little harsh..

Skidmark

I hope you don’t think I was referring to you…I was referring to the real DB whom I hope is very warm and uncomfortable every day.

HT3 '83-'87

Phony SEALs are coming out of the wood working…can’t keep these phonies like Robert Looney down for long.

Fine, fine career he had. Something to be proud of when most people would never think of serving, and then he takes steaming dookie on all of it. Only 3 GCM’s explains the reason for not making CPO I’d bet.

Enjoy the Google fame non-SEAL Robert Looney.

AW1Ed

Three Good Cookies (4 years each)- saw that, too. He stepped on his dick a couple of times.

Now he’s stepping on his dick with golf shoes.

NHSparky

3 years. They dropped it from 4 years around 1995-96, IIRC.

In theory, had he been a good boy, he would have had 6 GCM’s.

Might also explain why it took almost 13 years for him to make EN1.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Gadzooks, 2 phony seals this Sat. morning at the TAH starting gate. Bring back the $100.00 windows. I got a spot for you next to Elmer Fudd on LOONEY Toons, LOONEY circa 2018.

Fjardeson

Horse racing: The only time when the windows clean out the people.

2/17 Air Cav

26 years in the Navy? He knows better than most what it takes to earn the Trident, so there is absolutely no forgiving this SOB, no matter if he comes to his senses, finally develops a sense of decency and integrity, and falls on his rubber sword. He has taken that which he has not earned and, by merely asserting that he is a SEAL, he allows others to think he is representative of that elite group. What a piss-poor representative. And I’ll throw in that he needs to ease back on the cannoli and Boston cream consumption.

AW1Ed

“He knows better than most what it takes to earn the Trident…”

Exactly why he really pisses me off; he does fucking know better.

HMCS(FMF) ret

ROBERT LOONEY = SQUEAKHOLE DORKER
ROBERT LOONEY = BALLSACK JUGGLER

UpNorth

ROBERT LOONEY=TAINT LICKER

Wilted Willy

Please folks, doesn’t anyone want to be a phony supply clerk? At least have some badass cooks or something other than all of these phony Tupperware SEAL’s Looney doesn’t even begin to cover this asshat! You took a perfectly good career and took a giant shit all over it! I think someone has been dorking your giant Squeakhole! Enjoy your internet fame there asshole! You deserve it!!

Skippy

This is so looney 😅😅😅
Why 💩 all over a awesome TIS ???

Sbk99

The cooks in my old unit were more badass than this dipshit.

A Proud Infidel®™

Atomic Cocksucker.

Steve

I’m stealing that.

Deplorable B Woodman

He ATE the SEAL.

Sparks

Queef.

Dan Johnson

This guy was featured on Don’s website in July of 2017 with more of the same recording. Does anyone know why he came back on the radar? Don never made a visit to his home. What isn’t revealed here is that, according to statements the woman provided back then, he swindled her father out of $30K. He won’t come on here to answer for anything (I asked), and wants my phone number for some reason.

Again, how is he back on the public radar?

Frankie Cee

Dan, he wants me to call him too, saying that texting is for children.

Frankie Cee

I am in a conversation with him on his page:
Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee This Ain’t Hell Blog has a post on this phony, not a SEAL dope.
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney I dont know where all this came from here
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney I have never ever said i was a seal. I pre commed the navy mobile security squadron 2 det 2 with naval expeditionary combat command. And pre commed naval riverine squadron 3 det three and did 3 tours in iraq doing over 250 river amd convoy missions
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee Don Shipley wouldn’t have talked to you if you hadn’t told someone, somewhere that you were a SEAL.
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney I have worked with seals a d was the poic at the eod school but never said it
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee Robert, EOD school? In what slot? When? I have some knowledge of EOD School.
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney I retired from the eod school i was the poic of the cecurity dept in 2013
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee Robert which school location?
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney At eglin afb
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney Niceville fl
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee “poic”? Is that Petty Offficer in Charge? Or something else? And what is cecurity?
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee EOD school doesn’t use “Eglin Security” as its security provider?
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney Petty officer in charge of the security depy
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee Covering the gate on Range Road?

I will update below as it continues.

Frankie Cee

Frankie Cee Covering the gate on Range Road?
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney No the school provides a master at arms that oversee the from and back gate and barracks inspections and urinalisis of student
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney The out of class students stood watch on yhose gate when i was there for almost three years
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee When Don Shipley talked to you, he would have told you that you had claimed SEAL. What did you tell him at that time?

Frankie Cee

Frankie Cee When Don Shipley talked to you, he would have told you that you had claimed SEAL. What did you tell him at that time?
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney I said that to her to get her to admit that she had done it. The somple fact is that i broke up with her and she didnt like it and told me that she would destroy me. And this is all being brought back up bevause she tried to press criminal theft charges and the DA refused to bring charges in me after looking at the evidence
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee Robert Looney so, you did tell someone that you were a SEAL.
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Frankie Cee

Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee Robert Looney so, you did tell someone that you were a SEAL.
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney No i was tring to get her to say she had said i did
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney Now i know this is a set up
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee You told me that you told her:
When Don Shipley talked to you, he would have told you that you had claimed SEAL. What did you tell him at that time?
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney I said that to her to get her to admit that she had done it.
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee If you hadn’t told someone that you were a SEAL, you would never have heard from Don Shipley.
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney Don shipley never took the time to atempt to contact me after these aligations were made
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee Robert Looney I heard you say, in a video, that Don Shipley contacted you twice.
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee If Don Shipley contacted you not once, but twice, he damned sure had been told that you had claimed SEAL to someone.
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Frankie Cee

Frankie Cee If Don Shipley contacted you not once, but twice, he damned sure had been told that you had claimed SEAL to someone.
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney Why dont you call me this texting is for children
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee Robert Looney Why don’t you answer the simple question? You said above that you told her that you were, then you said you didn’t. You said Don Shipley didn’t contact you after allegations, but in the video you said he contacted you twice? Is everything out of your mouth a lie?
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Dan Johnson

He’s lying about not telling anyone he was a SEAL. The woman in the recording sent 5 affidavits from people he said that to.

Dan Johnson

He’s lying about not telling anyone he was a SEAL. The woman in the recording sent 5 affidavits from people he said that to.

The longer recording on Dan’s site states as much.

Frankie Cee

Frankie Cee Robert Looney Why don’t you answer the simple question? You said above that you told her that you were, then you said you didn’t. You said Don Shipley didn’t contact you after allegations, but in the video you said he contacted you twice? Is everything out of your mouth a lie?
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney Call me so that everything is in context
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee It is in good context right here.
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney No actually its not
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee You said you told her that, then you said you didn’t. I asked why Don Shipley contacted you, and you haven’t answered that. You claim that Don Shipley was at your door twice. Would he agree to that?
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Dan Johnson

This guy can’t tell the truth. In the longer video, 5 people stated that he told him he was a SEAL, I doubt Don ever spoke to him but am sure he never visited him personally as he states (twice, actually), and he admits that he can’t come up with the 30K he stole from her dad (which was from her grand-dad for her education).
And in my 12 months in Iraq, I never saw a Navy boat on either the Tigris or Euphrates rivers, but I was up north. And finally, why would a SWCC guy be transporting SEALs on the ground? Or did I mis something about the 250 missions he was on?

NECCSEBEECPO

No REVERINE Three was there two times and they patrolled the Dame and did Combat Support missions for some SOF elements.
He was not SWCC and never claimed to be from what I can tell. Most of the story as for his RIVRON missions and Security Missions add up. He probably miss lead her and sounds like family that he did SEAL type missions or had some SOF type training and they did do a little very little.

I know one of his Chiefs and reason he was a Retired E-6 with 23 Years is he had broken service, he was one of those Rambo want to be types. He was not Sailor of the year type, so that is another reason for not making Chief.

NECCSEBEECPO

As for Ground support in country they have CSST teams or CSSD and is usually made up of Seabees and other NSW support types.

Dan Johnson

Roger that. Thanks for the info!

NHSparky

Not SOY type but still gets SIX NAM’s?

Okay, I’ll say it–who did he have to blow for those?

NECCSEBEECPO

Yep. A thing called Evals you know that and where you Ranke with others. Most of those EOT’s

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

He ain’t no SWCC. SWCC’s are quiet professionals.

Frankie Cee

Frankie Cee You said you told her that, then you said you didn’t. I asked why Don Shipley contacted you, and you haven’t answered that. You claim that Don Shipley was at your door twice. Would he agree to that?
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney Again text is impersonal and quite frankly cowardly what i said was i told her shipley contacted me to get her to admit she was the one that started this whole mess
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee Robert Looney How many times was Don Shipley at your home?
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee Text is not cowardly, when it can be recorded. and saved. What would be cowardly would be to drop out and block me.
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney Not once has he comtacted me about any of this
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee Robert Looney I heard you tell her that he was at your door twice. The first time you turned him away, the second time you had him in the house and showed him 500 pages of your records. Which is it?
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Frankie Cee

Frankie Cee Robert Looney I heard you tell her that he was at your door twice. The first time you turned him away, the second time you had him in the house and showed him 500 pages of your records. Which is it?
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney You dont get it do you what you herd on that video was an attempt to get her to admit she started this nothing more a d nothing less
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney What the whole story is is that she intended on marrying me i broke things off and on not less than 4 times she told me she would destroy my good name and my family and any career u might try to achieve i had yo leave my home and family because of her to start a new life.
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney Now thats what you people are facilitating
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Frankie Cee Robert Looney So, I heard you tell her multiple lies,accusing Don Shipley of fucking up your life, of you saying that you met with Don Shipley twice, once inside your home. With that pack of lies, in that tape, I am quite sure that you told people that you were a SEAL. You have been lying to me, you lied in the video. All the while, your name is getting put in Goooogle, with every comment that people make regarding your claims.
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney But you dont really give a shit about that do you its all about what don shipley posted in a video after i had already moved to my new home
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Frankie Cee Robert Looney What he posted? That video of you, in your own words?
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Dan Johnson

Touché Frankie Cee! I sent Don an email to see if he may know why this guy resurfaced. I could ask for the email string with the people who originally outed him, but I doubt it would make any difference.

Frankie Cee

Frankie Cee Robert Looney What he posted? That video of you, in your own words?
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney Trying to get her out of my life man you just dont get it
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee The only video I heard was the 9 minute 35 second video of you discussing how Don Shipley was at your door twice, and other back and forth.
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee Do you handle everything in life with a pack of lies?
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee In summary, you did tell her that you were a SEAL then? Or some of her friends?
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney No
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Robert Looney No Manage Like · Reply · 11m Jerry Harris Jerry Harris You’re making this harder on yourself. It’s painfully obvious your not telling the truth about something. 1 Manage Like · Reply · 10m Robert Looney Robert Looney And for about the 4th time ive never talked to don shipley i tried to contact him via phone and email but i recieved no answer but again that doesny matter to you people its all about the video with only her telling the story that i am some horrible man. Manage Like · Reply · 8m Jerry Harris Jerry Harris I’ve been around conflicting stories enough to know that the truth lies between the two sides. Regardless of what your ex has said, your story is full of holes. Manage Like · Reply · 7m Frankie Cee Frankie Cee Robert Looney NO! I heard you say that Don Shipley was at your house twice. The first time you ran him off, and the second time you had him in your living room showing him 500 pages of your military records. Was I hearing things? That did not sound like her voice. Manage Like · Reply · 6m Jerry Harris Jerry Harris And you said you shot someone in the hand from 800 feet? She said feet, but I’m guessing you used yards. 1 Manage Like · Reply · 4m Robert Looney Robert Looney And it does matter guys like you onle want to hear an admission of guilt. I did my time on patrol with my fellow boat crew i served my time honorably and an a father and now a husband and would like to live my life but you people just wont let that happen Manage Like · Reply · 4m Jerry Harris Jerry Harris Answer the questions honestly Robert and I’ll be the first to stand up for you. But you’re not doing that. Manage Like · Reply · 3m Frankie Cee Frankie Cee Robert Looney you won’t answer the questions. YOu dance around, and stumble over your words. Did you say in a video that… Read more »

Frankie Cee

Frankie Cee Robert Looney you won’t answer the questions. YOu dance around, and stumble over your words. Did you say in a video that Don Shipley was at your place twice? A simple yes or no will do.
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney Yes i said that to get her to admit she started this whole friggin thing
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Robert Looney
Robert Looney And ive said that several times
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Frankie Cee
Frankie Cee I am done with your ass. You have tried to discredit the name of a friend of mine to cover your fuckups. You wouldn’t know the truth if it bit you on the ass. All of our conversation is in comments at the post at “This Ain’t Hell”. You can let it lie, and your name will grow in Gooogle, you can go to the post and continue your lies, and your name will continue to grow in gooogle, or you can go to the post and make a sincere attempt to unfuck yourself. And, if you should choose that route, a sincere apology to Chief Don Shipley for needlessly using his name in your lies would go a long ways.
See ya, I wouldn’t want to be ya.
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Frankie Cee

My takeaway from the long facebook conversation I had with him is that if it comes from his mouth it is a lie. Pretty basic, I guess.

Claw

Frankie, that’s a given.

After all, he was a Navy Career Recruiter*./smile

* Entry in Rates Block on DD214

JACK SHIT

Robert Looney does not know me.

26Limabeans

Guy is dancing pretty good.
Keeps going back to the “she started it” line.
He needs another false line for an added exit when Frankie gets close.
This is epic.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

My (doublewide) Kingdom for a Coast Guard phony…….

Anyone? Hello?

A Proud Infidel®™

Come to think of it, we haven’t seen a phony Combat Engineer in the longest either.

NHSparky

And no nuke phonies, but there was the case of the shitcanned nuke who was a phony SEAL.

So he’s got that going for him, which is nice.

Mason

Hardly ever get any zoomie phonies. 🙁

The epic legend of soup sandwich not withstanding, he counts for like 12 fakes.

A Proud Infidel®™

Who else would wear a Green Beret with an AF Female Jacket complete with Desert Boots to an OSUT Graduation on Fort Benning? Man, if there was to be a SV Hall of Infamy…

Dan Johnson

Here is the ESE video, of which a part of the recording is on here. I subscribe to Don’s website, so I don’t know if all of it can be seen:

https://videos.extremesealexperience.com/movie_Phony-Navy-Seal-Of-The-Week-The-Looney-Seal

Maybe if he paid back the $30K he admitted to not having, this all would stop?

Dan Johnson

Don says maybe he’s looking for free drinks again. Wonder if his new wife thinks him to be a SEAL?

atkron

One look and all that comes to mind is the GI JOE cartoon theme song.

11B-Mailclerk

In this case, the lyric is….

“…. a real American ZERO….”

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Mr. Loon,

You got something totally wrong. Don is the Retired Senior Chief SEAL who is in the business of telling the truth and outing frauds and POSERS like you.

I am the Retired Master Chief who can destroy you … in your own words.

Get you facts straights, and for God’s sake stay off the phone!

MCPO

2/17 Air Cav

Stick a light bulb in his mouth and call him Uncle Fester.

11B-Mailclerk

Even with a 200 watt bulb, he isn’t that bright….

sgt. vaarkman 27-48th TFW

It would’ve sucked serving with this “phucken loon”
He missed his calling in life “ambulance chasing liar for hire”

Jim G

NECC and SWCC are not the same. SWCC are Naval Special Warfare Boat Guys. NECC boat guys are not NSW, nor do they do direct action missions. They provide security on the water. Oh, they are also famous for having their heads up their asses, surrendering their boats and crew to Iranians, crying on tv, and being propaganda mouthpieces for Iran.

E4 Mafia For Life.

We lost a Bradley in the marshes south-east of the Tigris-Euphrates rivers.
If only we had a brown-water boat patrolling the wet sand to tug the Bradley out, we would not have had to empty it and melt it down with thermite.
I may be wrong – although I never am but sometimes known to ‘mis-speak’ or tell untruths – but I would swear I saw air-boats make it thru the marshes.
That’s the true meaning of brown water Navy; boats that float on sand.
George Lucas got the idea for the Sandcrawler ship that bagged C-3PO (the robot was a Petty Officer in the brown water Navy) and R2D2 (Rowman 2nd Class Diver’s Mate Mark II).
Maybe MCPO NYC USN Ret. or one of the other Navy guys can verify this or make up a better story.
Also, I can confirm the there was no mistake and Looney Toons was not in the Army SEALS roster either. Just in case it was left out of his DD214.