Wilbert “Beau” Bass; phony SEAL

| February 6, 2018

Someone sent us their work on this fellow, Wilbert Bass, who goes by the name “Beau” on Facebook, and on LinkedIn where he also claims to have been a Navy SEAL;

He tells folks that he was in the Air Force, but that he’d got out before 9-11-2001. When that terrorist attack happened, “they” contacted him and told him to “report to any branch” and he picked Navy SEALs. Lucky them.

He claims to have graduated from BUDS class 237…also claims to have been a sniper “with 250 kills, 160 confirmed, 3d only to Chris Kyle”.

Yeah, well, as nice and as realistic as that all sounds, the Navy says “Who?”

It looks like he has Air Force service.

We’re waiting on a FOIA for that period.

He was in and out of courtrooms for the last twenty years for bad checks and obtaining property under false pretenses.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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A Proud Infidel®™

Atomic Cocksucker.

Mick

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Shack!

Request immediate re-attack being that ol’ Battlin’ Beau here is falsely claiming 3 x Bronze Stars with ‘V’ on his LinkedIn page posted above.

Expend all on your next pass.

Cleared hot.

A Proud Infidel®™

Atomic Cocksucker.

Smitty

Because if ya are gonna go full potato, do it with 3 bronze stara

1SG Eazy E

Great…. I am getting ready to retire after 24 years and got a LinkedIn account a couple of weeks ago. I wonder how many of these fags do this kind of crap? Hope I run into a couple of these types in my new career! “ oh you will really like joe in accounting. He’s a Navy Seal and Green Beret who is only 25…..”

A Proud Infidel®™

You’ll be surprised. I’ve worked a few jobs with kno-slobberers who’ve tried to bullshit me about their bogus Military Service and I embarrassed the shit and piss out of them in front of God and everyone.

HMCS(FMF) ret

His “kills” happened while he was “butt sniping” at the local ghey bar. WILBERT “BEAU” BASS likes to DORK THE SQUEAKHOLE!

Combat Historian

“…also claims to have been a sniper “with 250 kills, 160 confirmed, 3d only to Chris Kyle”….

“Call of Duty” is easy; Reality is…not so easy…

Graybeard

Give him a break. He was using a pellet gun at the garbage pit to pick off rats, fired 250 times and found only 160 rats – which he then cooked for his supper.

JC

How do you get 3rd only to one person?

Sparks

Queer bait.

Wilted Willy

I hate these cocksuckers that never served more than anything! The only kill he ever had was at his SQUEAKHOLE! Welcome to your internet fame there cocksucker! WILBERT “BEAU” BASS likes to DORK THE SQUEAKHOLE!

ChipNASA

And here it is!!!
The OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™

https://imgur.com/VQBdhFw

Take a look at it and let me know what you think and I’m, as always, open to any and all constructive criticism/editing suggestions.

John Seabee

Awesome… Just fucking awesome… BZ!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Excellent work, ChipNASA!

AW1Ed

BZ, ChipNASA! My only comment would be to add “or burned” to the wrong records square.

ChipNASA

Got it. That needs to be there.

A Proud Infidel®™

Or “My records were lost in a fire/flood.”

ChipNASA

NEW & IMPROVED
The OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
(I’m gonna stick with this one.)

https://imgur.com/Egu9BbJ

ChipNASA

Well we can always ask for a ruling, but generally agreed, wrong/fire/flood/act of God are all pretty much the same thing.

It’s different enough from Fake/sealed/classified claim.

A Proud Infidel®™

Nice work!

Tony180A

Looks good, maybe expand or add “My records are sealed its classified”

ChipNASA

Yep, that definitely needs to be there.

Smitty

But I can still brag about it on Facebook

Bill M

Good one ChipNASA!

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

ChipNASA-As we used to say in NYC back in the 1950’S “Now that’s Boss”. That Bingo card is also like a sore pecker-You can’t beat it. Last remark was not 50’S.

rgr1480

Brilliant! Just what I expect from someone at NASA.

(^__<)

ChipNASA

NEW & IMPROVED
The OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
(I’m gonna stick with this one.)

https://imgur.com/Egu9BbJ

Atkron

I love it!

I think the free square should be ‘Cocksucker’ with boom and shack in smaller font along the bottom of the square.

Mick

Concur, Atkron!

Well done, ChipNASA!

jedipsycho (Certified Space Shuttle Door Gunner)

Great work, Chip!

Jay

Oh man…this is clutch. Well done.

USMCMSgt (Ret)

He also claims he played baseball at the University of Georgia from 1997 to 2001, huh?

The team rosters only go back to 2000.

(He’s not on the roster for 2000 (18 players) nor 2001 (24 players)).

On LinkedIn, he claims the Bronze Star with “Valor”, 3 times.

Dave Ross

The dude looks to be in his mid to late 50s. Something doesn’t add up there either.

A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder how many times “Beau” got boinked from behind by Bubba, Thor, Julio or any others while he was in lockup?

Graybeard

I suspect he’s been the blockhouse Beau many, many times.

Bill M

That’s how he got his nickname.

rgr1480

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4Gmd7vO4Zg

Ernest T. Bass And The Army

RGR 4-78

I wonder if he has been heard to say; its me, its me, it’s Wilbert “B”?

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Shades of the Andy Griffith show.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

His full title is ‘Blockhouse Bareback Bottom Beau’

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

The ice is finally broken with one phony Seal coming into the TAH Tuesday starting gate.

Graybeard

Our two new additions this morning gives us phony Navy SEALs: 6, phony SF: 4

2/17 Air Cav

GB: Isn’t Major Zeppelin worth at least two phony SFs?

Graybeard

OK, 2/17, if I need to start a score of levels of being a phony, I’ll need to generate a TAH Poser Scoring System.

Being the size of a Zeppelin would definitely weight the score for the SF posers, but we’ve had some Navy SEALs Walruses that could lend some gravitas to that Team.

I will take your suggestion under consideration.

AW1Ed

We sorta have a checklist already- Doo-rag, biker vest slathered with false bling, service critter, tats, the list goes on.

Graybeard

Yeah – I’d have to determine which parts of the checklist are worth how many points.

It may be simpler, in some cases, to start with a score of 100 and subtract for those parts of the checklist the phony did not use.

I think we may start with the TAH Poser Bingo Card, determine baseline points, and go from there, adding bonus point for trying, say, to pass oneself off as a woman SF Major while overweight.

Sockpuppets and girlfriend/wives ought to be worth something as well.

Gonna take some thought, but now – early in the 2018 race – is when I need to do this so I can score those posers exposed here on TAH from 1JAN18 on before there gets to be too many of them.

Graybeard

re the TAH POSer Bing Card – thanks ChipNASA.

SFC D

“obtaining property under false pretenses”

Could’ve been an outstanding Supply SGT, had he actually enlisted!

rgr769

I knew we could not go more than 3 or four days without another fake SEAL.

A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder if anyone was having phony SEAL withdrawals?

ChipNASA

NEW & IMPROVED
The OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
(I’m gonna stick with this one.)

https://imgur.com/Egu9BbJ

A Proud Infidel®™

May Wilbert “Beau” Bass’s next Doctor appointment be with a fat-fingered sadistic Proctologist with piss-poor depth perception.

AW1Ed

…and a HUGE class ring.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

……or will shout out from behind, “Hey look, no hands!!’

Carlton G. Long

I could forgive him for calling himself “Beau” as opposed to “Wilbert” but my sympathy for him ends there.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

us Navy Seal
depart of the Navy

“We have no further questions for this witness your honor”.

Atkron

Color me surprised, just looking at that mug of his, I’d have guessed SEAL; at the very least sniper.

I guess the Navy, and the nation, missed out on not recruiting this guy.

Mick

Sniper.

— sigh —

In addition to all of their other poser bullshit, it’s always ‘sniper’ with these assclowns. Always.

Graybeard

Everyone wants to be Chris Kyle, but so few want to put in the work.

Jay

Hell, I used to bitch about being at the range at dark thirty to draw weapons for the KD range….

I sure as hell ain’t gonna claim sniper!

Graybeard

OK, I may be exposing another level of my ignorance and stupidity, but it sounds like shooting at a KD range would be kinda fun.

I know that when I worked the rifle range at a summer camp (back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and we used flintlocks) I enjoyed it.

As I understand it, being one of the guys running the target pit at a KD range sux like a Hoover vacuum cleaner, but… I only left the range last weekend when I ran out of ammo.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Hey Grabeard, where’s the big round RED MAGGIES DRAWS pole.

2/17 Air Cav

Cripes. He claims employment with SSA because he receives a disability check. Man, that hurts. Sounds like window licker would be a step up.

Hondo

Phonly SEAL; but 100% lying Bass-turd.

Green Thumb

A totally “Phildoesque” dude.

JACK SHIT

Wilbert “Beau” Bass does not know me.

MrBill

Good to see you back, Jack – from all of us who know you.

RM3(SS)

little known fact~
AutoZone only hires SEALS/Special Forces. If he’s the “Assistance Manager” that makes him the equivalent of at least a Navy Captain.

Dennis - not chevy

I call double BS on the after 9/11 claim. Right after 9/11 I called the local recruiter and asked if there was any news that Bush the younger would recall retirees as Bush the older had. The recruiter asked me if I’d been retired fewer than two years; I said I had not, I had been retired for more than 5 years. She told me retirees with less than 2 years could get on a waiting list to enlist in the reserves and those over five years were not being considered. It was fine until she said, “Don’t worry about it sir, you’re too old.”

TF-BA

Nothing says I love you quite like hanging bad paper.

Ex-PH2

What a gasbag he is.

They’d recall Jonn or Dennis-not chevy before they’d call him in to even sweep the floor. They might even recall me. Yeah, I can still speak and write coherently… sort of.

He’s an idiot. Bad checks, too! That’s some real cool career stats he’s got going for him.

Fjardeson

LinkedIn page is still alive (and still says “Navy Seal”….

annabelle

what a fucking hack.

Hailey

This is a set up…. His ex made all this. The account and everything….