Joe Weldon Cox; phony Marine
Someone wrote to us about this guy, Joe Weldon Cox, who told them that he was a Gunnery Sergeant in Force Recon, that he had trained Chris Kyle while he was serving with SEALs. The poor guy can’t get to the VA for his medical problems because his ex-wife burned his DD214, so we decided to help him out after we found out that he’s legit, because, you know, he has the tattoo;
He had about two weeks in the Army before they kicked him to the curb. I think he holds the record for the least time in service. His 2-1 says that he reported for duty on September 15, 1976 and he was out on October 4th. Thank you for your service
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Ho. Lee. Chit.
That fella left skid marks at in/out processing…19 days by my math…is this a new record?
He’s spent longer than that servicing truckers in stall three of his local Flying J men’s room
lol, you caught that from the TWIC Card too?
Thank you…I strive for mediocrity and sometimes lurch and stumble over the line! 🙂
What is a “TWIC” card?
It’s an ID card issued by the US Government allowing one access to certain facilities like Ports, it has a computer chip in it just like a Military ID Card and allows the Government information when you entered such places.
Some military bases are now requiring them for entry also.
19 days, nearly one third of what Jon Giduck did!
Oh. Hell. No.
— sigh —
Here we go again. Let’s review, shall we?
– USMC Gunnery Sergeant
– Force Recon
– Served with SEALs
– Trained Chris Kyle (that implies that he’s also a USMC Sniper)
– USMC Force Recon ‘Swift, Silent, Deadly’ tattoo
– Motorcycle
– He’s sporting a doo-rag in a photo over at his Book of the Face page
The only things that we seem to be missing at this point are a leather vest covered in poser bling, a raging case of The PTSD, a service dog, and some of those snazzy dumbass-looking, white-framed, mirror-lensed, wrap-around sunglasses that are so popular in the Wide World of Poserdom.
Totally legit.
But….his records were not lost in the St Louis fire.
Ex-wife got to ’em first.
*snerk*
Burn baby,burn
No service dog? I knew he was a fake without looking at his records.
Cocksucker.
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Shack!
CocksuckerCox-hucksterThere … I fixed that for you.
Just another freaking con man with 27 days service (including DEP time) and an early discharge. Fhak’heem.
Thrown out that quick in 1976? What did he do, wet the bed right after getting caught humping someone’s poodle?
Obviously, you only got his records from Ft. Knox before he was transferred to 2nd Force RECON. That was all before Delta was formed and they had to send their serious bad asses somewhere. The probably didnt want to bother him with any of that Ranger stuff.
being a loser is one thing, proving it with a tattoo is pathetic
Here’s a random thought for Team TAH:
Would it be possible for us to get a patent/copyright for an Official TAH SOP and Checklist for Effective/Realistic Military Posing?
If so, just think of the revenue that we could generate. Those things would just fly off of the bookshelves throughout the land.
I see he sports a TWIC Card which allows him access into places like ports. The requirements for being allowed one? Something like not being a Convicted Felon, other than that…
But he did rocket up to the rank of PV2.
You know, they don’t just hand those out. You have to EARN those mosquito wings!
Must have made “honor grad” of inprocessing and went downhill from there.
MEPS Dr.- ” Private Cox, (Snapping his rubber glove) you have the tightest butthole of anyone who has ever walked through those doors”…..
…. and it went downhill from there.
😀 😀 😀
That was me….once…
Damn, below the gunga din line…
no doubt sucks a fat baby’s ass…
What a douche bag. Another phony hero playing dress up hero.
I swear, sometimes I wonder why I put in 24 years when all I had to do was buy a few patches, get “the” tattoo, watch some action movies for the proper verbiage, and viola, instant bad-ass. The hardest part would be trying to decide rank…the well-known “Gunny” or the cool sounding “Gunner” or “Master Guns” and have both. As far as MOS, hell, all of them: Force Recon, Sniper, MARSOC (Raider), SEAL, Delta, SCUBA/Jump Qual’d…
“The hardest part would be trying to decide rank”
Specialist Eight….The stories you could tell.
If I could of received the pay raises but retained LCpl…those would be some stories! Could you imagine a 24 year LCpl? He’d probably have an office next to the SgtMaj of the Marine Corps.
I knew a few terminal lances in my day. Promotions were a bitch in 5953 for a while after the stop loss was in place – no one getting out so no room for promotions. The cutting score was over 1900 for a while.
LCpl of the Marine Corps.
That sounds …. cool.
Very similar to Chief Staff Sargent of the Air Force. Knew a few of them.
Lance Commandant – a tiny EGA under the crossed rifles on his chevrons.
This was an idea a buddy floated to me years ago. The Lance of the USMC and the associated Command Lance. Duties to wit house Senior Enlisted ROAD guys and Officers manning a hotline for bullshit, which when authorized and activated allowed the Command Lance to fly / waive the “bullshit” flag which would call an immediate halt to the offending stupidity and require the chain of command to unfuck themselves before going continuing in activities.
I think “Lance Corporal of the Marine Corps” may be already taken: Maximilian Uriarte.
Specialist 8? Just think about the collection of ARCOMs you could claim along with that rank!
Call your self “Gunboat” after the massive guns your sporting and tell everyone this is where that term came from.
All of 19 days, this worthless POS probably had not even learned how to do “EYES RIGHT” in his D and C training when he was kicked to the curb. His gunga dan stat is so low that it makes the actual Gunga Dan looks like a seasoned killer by comparison…
He does know EYES UP when he’s smoking some trucker’s pole
Not even Truckers, he blows winos behind bus stops!
He is a COXSucker.
From this day forward, he will ever be known as Joe Welcomes Cocks…
Holy shit I had no idea I lived with this man and his so for quiet a while he always played the marine card and I was a gunny on us at the fire department wow y’all about being duped
spread the word then at the firehouse, if they lie about their military record its more then likely that they have lied about other things as well. Read some of the stories on here, most times there is always something else that pops up after they have been exposed…
and it’s always something horribly worse than lying about a non-existent service record.
looks like a New Tattoo! that’s really living the Lie right there! I guess he doubled down on a bunch of his falsehoods with tat master piece. too bad the order of the “Swift, Silent,Deadly” is messed up. it would be a nice tat on a real Recon Marine…
I’ve got a sharp Ka-Bar that’ll take care of that. Come to think of it, I also have an old, dull, rusty kitchen knife that would be more appropriate.
Even if he were legit, who the fuck gets a moto tattoo years after leaving the service?? I’ve been out for 11 years now and I sure as hell am not getting one now. How lame is that?
To be fair, his military career spanned two fiscal years, so he has that going for him, which is nice.
God-damn it, that’s a LOT funnier that it *should* be. 😀 😀 😀 😀
Good thing I’ve learned not to drink my soda and read TAH.
Is that an arm tat or a chest tat? For that much pain, he could have finished basic.
I think he prolly has it tattooed on a butt cheek. That way the truckers he meets behind the dumpster can be impressed when he drops trou.
He thinks the tattoo impresses the winos he blows out behind bus stops!
and there’s a motorcycle….
there is almost always a motorcycle… some times a auto crashing airplane too but that’s another story…
With an obviously defective fuel gauge!
But it has to be Harley. No self-respecting poser would ever ride a Jap bike.
Jap bikes run on rice, apparently Harley’s run on bullshit
When it comes to mechanical reliability, it seems like Harleys do.
LOL! WHY is there always a motorcycle???
I ride a motorcycle, however it has: University of Montana (GO GRIZ!), 2/1 Cavalry, and a couple of national park stickers on the trunk. Yes my bike has a trunk or Tail box if you prefer hanging off the luggage rack. I happen to lean toward UJM’s and eurotrash bikes (BMW’s and Moto Guzzi’s) therefore don’t quite fit into the poser role, there are NO patches on leather jacket (a couple of scuff marks but Im NOT talking about those :).
I would ride a War Department Harley though if I could find one that wasn’t priced like it was made out of gold.
Not sure what the biker thing with the stolen valor types is though. A bit confustigating to this NG/USAR no longer in soldier.
But it does piss me off a touch, and god help one of these guys if they actually run into some real honest to go soldier/sailor/marine/airman/coastie types while theyre out riding.
The posers love those leather vests that most Harley riders sport. They are perfect for displaying all their poser patches and bling. Leather is supposed to be protective, but not so much without sleeves. Posers have to have bare arms to show off those military themed tats.
And apparently, if the photos came from Facebook, like a fart in church, POOF, they’re gone.
Sanitize much?
his records were so top secret the DIS and NSA scrubbed his FB page so the commies won’t know when he goes to Norkland to shoot that fat and special little snowflake from 8000 M with a red rider BB gun! come on, you know this stuff already!
Oh no, the red rider is only for putting eyes out. For the Nork job; he’ll need to use a Mrs Jones turkey baster gun with ultra-violet scope.
A Turkey baster may have been involved in his conception
Which was stuck into a vial labeled “DEFECTIVE DNA, DO NOT USE”.
And sent to level four of the CDC for further research
Now that I remember, many of the girls that worked at Tobies or the Driftwood claimed their husbands were GySgts in Force Recon.
Reminds me of so many girls in high school… “my boyfriend is 22 and in the Marines”
Or Anthony Michael Hall’s running gag about a girlfriend in “Canada”
Don’t forget The Brown Bagger!
(Now sadly defunct, however.)
Hack checked into ELMACO at 2nd Maintenance Battalion. His room mate was a Ground Radar Repairman. So, time for the spark chasers to do some of that Ooh Rah Marine Corps shit and head out for 05:00 PT. So Hack says “Your going to be late for PT.” Ground Radar Guy says “I’m on light Duty.” Okay, what the hell does Hack know, he is the FNG. So, that afternoon Hack heads back to the BEQ’s, and Ground Radar Guy is switching into a softball uniform. Apparently he is too injured to do Marine Corps PT, but not enough to keep him from the softball team from Tony’s Brown Bag.
After a healthy expulsion of Wednesday night’s “Meatlloaf Madness”, my life support system sequestered in the Chesapeake jail is now known as the Brown Bugger…I take a bit of pride in that!
Oh, look! A mustache with delusions of being Sam Elliott! How could you guys miss that?
I want my two weeks’ worth of tax money that went into his paycheck refunded right now!
I’ll bet he stuffs his shorts, too.
These guys aren’t gonna recognize a Sam Elliott wannabe if he bit them on the ass.
I lost interest in him as an actor when years ago he took some dumbass role in a crappy movie and had a fling with a Whoopi Goldberg (sic?) character…
JOE COX works COCK… and balls… taint… crusty hobo fartboxes…
*** just sitting here working, twiddling my thumbs*** …..
Well done. You left out the part about Well Done Cox.
Ya know, good insults. nice….but I was thinking just a little more…..nahhh…. I mean, if someone only had……
🤔 🤔
JOE COX is the original BUNGHOLE WARRIOR!
I’m adding that to the Wall of Insults®™
Is he from Florida??????????????????????????
Nope, hes from Livingston Texas. I worked with this piece of shit a while back. He claimed he helped Ken Stabler in a barfight and became his best friend! He also said he was a paulbearer at Lane Frost funeral and that Lane gave him his cowboy hat a week before he died! I always knew he was full of shit, but I never suspected his whole life was a lie. It takes a lowlife to lie about fighting for freedom. He will get all that he deserves. What a bitch.
Dang, from Livingston? Does he live under the 59 overpass?
Challenge him to swim the length of the lake and back to prove how bad he is. Maybe that’ll take care of his lies.
He’s liable to be living under the bridge after Polk County sees this info! Thanks to whoever dug this info up! It takes a real, true blue pile of donkey shit to fake a whole ‘career’ in the service. But, knowing the twerp, I can honestly say it doesn’t surprise me.
Swift, deadly, silent? His only swift, deadly and silent actions are his farts.
His use of the S/S/D catch phrase comes from the Recon emblem, not the Force Recon emblem. Each Recon battalion (1st, 2nd, 3rd and Reserves) has its own emblem. Within each battalion, Force is a Company and each Force company has its own emblem. The Force emblems reflect the jump wings and frogman designations that the Force guys earned. The Force emblems do not have the ‘Swift, Silent, Deadly’ catch phrase.
In my day (Vietnam), the Force Company was called Delta Company. We Alpha, Bravo and Charlie company guys did not have the jump or frogman training. I cannot imagine a Force guy using the Recon emblem over the Force emblem. There are damn few, estimated between 15K – 20K, who have served in all of Recon since its inception. Less than one-quarter of those served with Force companies – and many of these have gotten old and passed on. So be very, very skeptical of anyone claiming to have served in the Force Recon.
Cox is a pathetic man-child and a stupid one at that.
They do have their own emblems, but Swift Silent and Deadly or Celer Silens Mortalis has become ubiquitous. Especially so with tattoos. Many of us opt to have a Jack tattoo without any words (myself included) but there are many that use the phrase as well. I’m talking current era vs Vietnam era, since Vietnam was considerably before my time. YMMV
IDC: I like to keep the lines distinct as I have extra respect for the Recon guys that went the extra mile and got jump and diving qualified. Rappelling and Spie rigging was bad enough, but you ain’t catching me jumping out of an airplane at 10,000 feet. I like to dive but searching under bridges for explosives in crappy water is not appealing.
Re Nam v current era, well we know what you young pups are like: 82 participation trophies (ribbons)and 134 tattoos for the same shit I did to get five ribbons and no tattoos. Take that you snot nosed kid – and get off my lawn. : )
I only have two more ribbons than you and I was an ossifer. Funny how many participation trophy ribbons everyone sports nowadays, along with all those badges. In in our day, the “I was there” ribbons were limited to two, plus the coveted NDSM. When I was in SF, we weren’t allowed to get tattoos for operational reasons. NDM=no distinguishing marks. If you get captured, it is hard to convince the enemy you are not SF, with the effing DUI tattooed on your arm. I am sure Col. Rowe was glad he didn’t have that tattoo when he was captured by Charlie.
**snort**
Yall all are retarted none of this is true im his daughter and fuck all of you
That’s an excellent, well-written counterpoint.
It has a nice symmetrical rhythm to it, and it rhymes. Kind of poetic.
If you recast it into a stanza it helps:
Yall all are retarted
none of this is true
im his daughter
and fuck all of you
See?
Now to put to music!
It’s got a good beat, and I can dance to it. I’d give it a 69.
😀
Now that’s got my toe just a’ tappin’!
I think “she” was revealing her low moral standards.
Perhaps in Nicole/Daddy’s case:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m schizophrenic
And so am I
Hey “Nicole”… daddy is a liar!
Deal with that, little girl…
‘Yall all are retarted’?
— sigh —
(The following announcement now blares out over the Team TAH 1MC):
‘ATTENTION ALL HANDS ON TEAM TAH!
All hands face outboard and stand by to repel sockpuppets!’
REPEAT:
ATTENTION ALL HANDS ON TEAM TAH!
PREPARE TO REPEL SOCKPUPPETS!
::all hands run to grab sockpuppet repulsions gear::
LET THE LAUGHTER BEGIN!
(Grabs saber)
(Grabs beer)
(Grabs popcorn and lawn chair)
Daddy is not a liar! He took me to Victoria Secrets for Christmas just like he promised!!!
Records don’t lie, people do. and Joe, that is the WORST sock puppet I have ever seen.
You know something funny…..
I just went on his Facebook Page and searched his “Friends”
You’d think that a body would have their own Daughter as a Friend on Facebook.
No one there with the name of Nicole.
Aw BUSTED BITCH!!!
hahahahahaha oh, brother … ok, “Nicole” … if your “daddy” actually brought you here to defend him, he will end up getting owned worse than Arvilla of GetBig fame … since this is more than likely JOE, you should go suck-start a pistol
He can’t be bothered to suck start a pistol…He’s too engaged sucking a truck driver whose crank smells alluringly of urine, Slim Jims and pork rinds
Hey now, ease off on us truck drivers. Some of us do shower on Sundays.
hey little girl if you cut that tattoo off your poser quim squirt daddy’s arm…I’ll give ya some candy. Bring your mum too.
Maybe she has a sister… or two..
But, are they hott?
Deployment Hot casts a wide net
I’m adding “poser quim squirt” to the WoI.
TWO Wall of Insults®™ adds in the same thread? This guy just set a record, I think.
I’m sorry.
Sucks to be you.
Have to love having someone who can’t spell and apparently is clueless on how to punctuate calling this group ‘retarted’. Unless she knows IDC SARC and thinks retarted means hitting on a skank again.
She is more than qualified as a senior executive of the proud but humble woman owned business that sell software to the federal government. Anyone know what her position is regarding doors on mailboxes?
Cute, “Nicole”.
However, you do not f*ck all of us. Some of us do not pick up Livingston’s trash.
I believe the proper term is “all y’all”.
I’m thinking you just might be his daughter. And his niece. And girlfriend.
Some of the… people… who live around the lake would be like that.
Joe Weldon Cox looks like he’d be glad to teach his daughter/niece how to fish after dark.
Hey Jo..I mean “Nicole”…Where’d ya go?!?! Come on back, We haven’t had a good chew toy here in a long time.
Now, where’d that Wall of Insults®™ go?
See he also failed at teaching his daughter manners. What is “retarted”?
Retarted = Retarded and a Tart, so he/she has that going for them, which is nice.
I’m thinking that this guy is deserving of a gift, a prize, ya know??
(Jesus you guys are tone deef.)
Requested fire support below.
Hey “Nicole”, please have a Flying J employee tap on the door of stall three in the men’s room and tell your daddy he’s wanted on this blog..that’s a good girl! Hopefully your dad won’t try to blow the employee too
I think this is a pretty good representation of what Ole Joey likes.
“Hey Joe, wadda ya know, There He Blow”
OK, but post a photo first.
Hey nicole maybe yoo need too taik sum speling and grammer lesuns so you don’t come across as a third grade dropout!
Don’t forget punctuation. A comma can completely change the meaning of a statute or a sentence.
As much as I love me a sock puppet, I can’t get excited about this one at all. No effort whatsoever. I could get past the spelling if there was at least some “lawering” up. The “fuck all of you” felt so hollow without it.
Sockpuppet alert.
Might want to take a look at this sites history on calling out posers and valor thiefs before commenting further.
Also, throwing a grenade like that into this website only wakes the animals up
Please leave Nicole alone, she hasn’t had her “father” in her life at all for many years, and wants to try to have some hope for him. Knowing the reality of it all, this is so sad that he has done what he has done, and now everyone is making fun of her for trying to have faith. How would you feel if someone made fun of your child for Any reason. Give a child the benefit of a doubt, and stop being so snarky to her. His mistakes in his life, are not her fault. PS, she is not stupid or psycho, just crying and typing at the same time, makes a person make errors.
I think a lot of us would have sympathy for a girl finding out that her father is a liar. But – she can’t just walk into a room, shout “fuck all of you” to the others in the room, and not expect to receive some pushback.
Oh FFS…concerned adult. If po widdle nichole hasn’t learned what she needed to learn by now, she never will.
Evidently, you need to learn that lesson as well. You nichole and erika shall henceforth be known as Backoff, Jackoff and Fuckkoff. Carry on.
Reminds me of the cadence from Officer and a Gentleman,
Casey Jones was a son of a bitch;
Drove his train through a 30 foot ditch;
Came on out with his dick in his hand;
Said “Listen ladies, I’m a hell of a man!”;
Went into town and lined up a hundred; Swore up and down he’d fuck every one; Fucked 98 ’til his balls turned blue; Then he backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two!
/and variations in the actual military.
Those were the days when ‘jodies’ like that made morning runs tolerable.
Well it seems he’s read his copy of “The Poser’s Handbook”. Bike, tattoo, Recon, the works.
Queef.
Coffee table reading at “All-Points Logistics”.
Or maybe an APL Instruction Manual?
Someone, somewhere must have put together a “How To Be A Poser” PowerPoint presentation by now as well.
(Crossing my 2 pointer fingers, making a cross)..NO! Death to Powerpoint! ☠
Please have mercy on our souls!
Plus, Jonn already has on TAH “How To Be a Good Phony Soldier” even though I have to admit the Title does need an update since we have Phonies from the other Services as well…
Employees handbook
Weldon Cox? That sounds painful.
Funny.
Wow, that was quick. I am amazed she found this; I’ve noticed the family usually doesn’t show up for a week or more.
Is Nicole a regular around here; or, did she suspect this all along?
Nicole shows why I don’t like posers. Every daughter should think her father is super-man and then finds out he isn’t when he does something accidently silly. To find out in this manner must be shattering.
When you’re a kid, you think your dad is superman.
Then you find out he’s just some weirdo who likes to wear a cape.
(I forget which comedian said this…it was on Dr Katz)
Or you find out your dad is a shitbag poser.
Another “Instant Hero” with a substandard discharge.
Maggot.
It’s Swift, Silent and Deadly there skippy.
Not sumpin you’d forget after RIP and Amphib Recon School.
The only things “silent and deadly” he’s familiar with are the gastrointestinal consequences of overindulgence at Taco Bell.
I thought it was SBD.
Silent But Deadly…wait..thats a silent smelly fart
Since he fucked with a Gold Star Mother, I make a motion to deploy the Wall of Insults.
It’s ABOUT TIME YOU BUNCH OF DICKWEEDS
If I had to throw out any more hints, my eyes would have rolled so hard, I’d have seen my own brain stem.
Now,
Seconds?!?!?
2nd.
minutes later
AYE
I heartily second the motion.
My apologies, I was long necking a Shiner Bock or 3.
Braggart.
Alrighty then, we have covered the TAH Robert’s Rules requirements, Hey Joe “I’m now GOOGLE FAMOUS and I 💕 COCKS” Cox, open wide cause you’re taking it in EVERY hole. Wall of Insults®™ FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Joe “Well done” Weldon “I like sucking” Cox, was NOT Marine, HO-LEE SHIT, only had 19 days in the service?!?!? WTF???, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed… Read more »
He probably spent from 4 to 7 days in reception out of that 19 days.
I bet he had less than 2 weeks of actual training.
Back then all you had to do was tell the Drill Sargent you wanted to quit, the next morning or so, the 1st Sargent would push their asses out on the landing in front of the CO’s office where they stood through morning formation with a shit eating “yes I just quit” grin on their faces.
you forgot Chickenfucker
And BUNGHOLE WARRIOR
9th row up from the bottom of the first page.
🙂
Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur.
Added.
It’s there, 5th row
The last time I looked I counted just over 30 insults I gave you and I’ll keep coming up with them!
Yep, you and a few others and the more creative ones are Ex-PH2s as well
I rehearse them elsewhere before I send them to you, ChipNASA.
How ’bout “roach turd-munching shit-for-brains”?
Added
It passed by a wide margin
Heeeee ahhhhnnnnn……
Way to go, “Joke” Cox…you are a bigger asshole than even me!
LOL!
You’re too kind…I’m just driving the thread count up! Meanwhile, Julio, Bubba, Thor and “Mr Tiny” just shoveled two buckets of ice in me so my rectal walls and balloon knot would be a bit tighter for their pleasure
Can any dog be a service dog? Be awesome if I could take my two buddies everywhere I went.
Not to distract or disrespect from those who actually require or benefit from them as dogs are great people.
Can I just say i dont like being brought into this here or on fb I have not seen joe since I was 17 so leave me out of this please
hey is this you?
https://www.facebook.com/nikkicontreras2007
Says the sockpuppet.
Uh, yeah, no.
Nicole, you threw yourself into the proverbial pool and now you’re complaining about getting yourself wet!
Nicole, maybe you just outgrew Daddy’s love. But covering for his lies won’t fix your daddy issues.
Have all of us “retarts” hurt your feelings?
Laughing my Fucking Ass Off. “being brought into this”? You really said that? You really are that damned dumb, aren’t you? Who brought you into this? Had we not see YOUR post, we wouldn’t even have known that Joe somehow found a way to claim a daughter. Surely he doesn’t have balls enough to create one on his own. Were you adopted? Are you even a real person? What is your real name? You aren’t an opiate addict are you? So many questions, so few answers.
How lit the fuse on this bitch’s tampon?
😀
You brought yourself into this, “Nicole”.
Don’t blame us for responding to your post. If you come to play with the big kids, don’t cry when you get your feelings hurt.
Sockpuppet.
there must be more seals around the country then there is on the Canadian Ice Shelf. Every dam corner has half a dozen.
It the seal of the day here at TAH
Crazy how they all claim something
They never earned to easy to check records
Listen Cyber Bullying Stops Now! I’m done! attacking people online all day really! Nikki is his daughter and my half sister. I should know. She is her own person and is not on his Facebook for a reason. Do not attack people you don’t know for no reason. Your IP addresses will be tracked and you will be cited for cyber bullying. I will print out this whole page and take it to the judge down the street right now. it will stop!
No one is getting bullied if they keep coming here. Learn the law before you start making legal threats.
“I will print out this whole page..”
Print it out, roll it up real nice and tight, then shove it up your ass and take a steamer in poser boi Joe’s face so he can chew on the truth for all I care.
oh, and post it on Youtube…mmmkay thnx bai
Another Sockpuppet? Huh?
OK, “Erika” – we are picking on Joe Weldon Cox for his lies.
If you and “Nicole” are not sockpuppets, then you brought yourselves into this of your own free will.
You are not scaring us with your threats of legal action. Too many in the past have tried that to no avail. In fact, some of our worse jerks are in jail themselves.
So – print this out, shove it up lying Joe Cox’s nose (or other orifice of your choice), and set it on fire.
Do you go on midnight fishing trips with lying Joe Cox, too? Just curious.
Erika says: “Listen Cyber Bullying Stops Now! I’m done!” Really? Whew, we thought that you were just getting started. Glad ya chose to Stop Now, but some here might wish that you would keep on because many of us don’t really know how this “Cyber Bullying” thing is pulled off. Care you teach us, Erika? Oh, and Joe is too much a pussy to speak for himself, as he has shown.
He’s such a pussy that he blamed a woman for this post instead of facing me. I only pray that he shows up at my house with a shotgun, so I can justify my gun collection to my wife.
Amen ^^^^
Look you right joe is a piece of shit but im not
You are the one who said you were Joe’s daughter and that you f*ck all of us.
I just pointed out that you do not f*ck all of us.
If you intended to say that you f*ck most of us, that is a different thing. I cannot speak to the behavior of everyone here when driving through Livingston.
It’s too bad you had to find out this way. If you stop commenting people will stop responding.
You came here, dumbass. Dont like the comments then leave
What????
Another idiot comes into our parlor, takes a dump then whines about the room stinking?
Yeah, whatever. Takes your mess with you when you leave.
Nicole said, above: “im his daughter and fuck all of you”. That sounds to me, “The Cunning Linguist”, for all the world like an attempt at a pre-admission of guilt for a hidden desire that Nicole might be harboring. Because of cooties, and other germs, I don’t partcipate in trains. Count me out, no offense taken, no apology needed.
Enjoy your Google Fame moron
https://records.txdps.state.tx.us/SexOffenderRegistry/Search/Rapsheet/Index?sid=08376078&x=4dc3bb41-c101-4ea8-a3ed-df0676ba2ecf
His son. Just a chip off the old block.
This man wouldn’t know the truth if it bite him you know where. On top of a stellar 11 years in the military, he befriended Lane Frost, hung out at Gillys all the time (I guess the military had a lenient leave policy). He holds the record in seal training for the highest jump into the ocean from a helicopter. He said he actually had his hands on Saddam Hussein and the order to assassinate was rescinded. He played on a football team called the gamblers who later became an NFL team…but he was into bullriding at that point, and also turned down a offer to play for the buffalo Bill’s. And on 9/11, he was sitting on a bridge going into New York when the towers were hit and a military personnel was getting license information, and gave him a weapon because his military training came up, and the person with the military told him that he knew he was a highly trained sniper, and they might need his help. A very full life for anyone, yes? Oh. His uncle is John Wayne, and Dan blocker. And oh…the reason he had to go in the military? He got into a fight with a Houston police officer who was out of uniform, and as the best kick fighter in all of Texas, he beat the cop almost to death and the judge ordered military or prison. He was also a police officer in Patton village, Abilene, and he was in the academy in Houston when he had a wreck that should have killed him, but he knew Red Duke, and he took over his case, and he made a miraculous recovery and was able to walk again after being told he never would. A very full, amazing life!! Wish mine was even a bit this exciting!!
Dude,
This clown is straight up “Phildosical”!
The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) had better watch his “Six” as this clown is picking up speed to be the next insert into the “Phildo Pages”.
This loser is trying hard for the Sam Elliot look.
He could be the next “Queef” on In-the-Boot Hill.