Peter Schlenker; phony Vietnam veteran

| September 25, 2017

Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on this Peter Schlenker fellow who claims that he was a wounded and highly decorated Vietnam veteran.

Here is his shadow box;

He claims that he is special forces qualified, that he was awarded the Distinguished Service Cross, Silver Star Medal, Bronze Star Medal, Combat Infantryman Badge, Expert Infantryman Badge, Purple Heart Medal, as well as some Vietnam Service awards. According to the National Personnel Records Center, none of that is true;

He enlisted in the Army 7 months after Saigon fell to the communists and more than a year after the issue of the National Defense Service Medal was discontinued for the Vietnam War era. So he’s even lying about the NDSM.

Schlenker spent three years on active duty and he was discharged as a Private E-1, not the Sergeant First Class (E-7) that he claims. He was an infantryman in the 3/187th Infantry, of the 101st Airborne Division (it was Airborne only in name at the time) he earned the Air Assault Badge and that’s it. I remember the 101st wore a cute little royal blue beret in those days, but there were no special forces units on Fort Campbell at the time he was there.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Sapper3307

WOW!
He has four hanging things under his marksmanship badge(AKA the real deal).

USMCMSgt (Ret)

Doesn’t even rate the NDSM….

Cocksucker.

USMCMSgt (Ret)

To add: I noticed he has a LRRP patch in his shadow box.

I wonder if he runs with that WhAtShIsNaMeCoMeTh fellow?

LRRP2

He couldn’t carry a LRRPs jock strap –much less fill it !!!!!

Hondo

Hmm. This guy appears to be a true rarity.

It’s not every day you see someone who served 3 years active duty, received the GCM – and was discharged as an E1.

I’d love to know the details on that. Since he went into the inactive reserve, I kinda doubt he got an OTH discharge from the USAR for non-participation.

Green Thumb

Yeah.

Three years = E-1 = Major Shitbag.

Probably took a General in lieu of a Court Martial.

Hondo

Don’t think so, GT. Chapter 10 (discharge in lieu of court-martial) at the time conferred an OTH vice a General Under Honorable Conditions. I’m pretty sure it would have been a disqualifier for any GCM. Besides, the guy was discharged at exactly 3 years AD.

Bobo

I saw that, too. I’m still trying to figure out how you can pull that one off.

Roh-Dog

No one, I’ll repeat myself, NO ONE falsely claims the coveted NDSM and gets away with it.
I earned my over breakfast at 30th AG and NO ONE gets to cheapen that experience for me.
No bullsh*t, there I was, standing in line nut-to-butt for 30 minutes to eat some runny oatmeal and even runnier eggs…

Daisy Cutter

It’s up to those of us who care to fiercely protect the intergrity and tradition of the NDSM.

Ex-PH2

It is indeed rare to find someone who doesn’t even rate a gedunk medal.

Hah! Even I can one-up this idiot.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Ex- How come the gedunk ice cream stand on board Navy ships served ice cream that tasted like you were chewing on crushed ice.

Ex-PH2

Because, Jeff LPH3, the on-board ice cream was made with non-fat dry milk (powdered milk) which requires water to rehydrate it, and has no fat in it at all, and was not churned as real ice cream is, but rather, just thrown into tubs and frozen.

It’s the difference between good ice cream such as Edy’s Slow-Churned Chocolate ice cream, which is lower in fat that regular full-fat ice cream, but still creamy, and making ice cream pops with milk and Nestle’s Quik in ice cube trays.

There is just no comparison.

And basically, you were chewing on crushed ice when you ate it.

thebesig

Nobody told him that he would’ve been able to be retroactively be awarded the Army Service Ribbon. Had he known that, he “might” have refrained from his buffoonery.

Green Thumb

I hated 30th AG.

I was there about a week.

I remember looking up at the bunk (I had a bottom rack) and seeing the marks in the wood slat. I counted 47.

Some poor sucker had 47 days in 30th AG. Probably a dental hold or such but still….that sucks.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

You guys are so dumb!

All you have to do is look at his shadow box and the order of presedence to clearly determine this guy is TOTALLY LEGIT.

The VFW pin adds credibility too.

GOGGLE IT.

Mason

Noticed that too. Out of order ribbons drives me nuts for some reason. A month ago at a museum I almost reordered the ribbons on a WWII-era class A jacket on display.

And is that a Navy PUC in the middle of his unit awards? WTF?

Eden

That shadow box screams “POSER!” A real E7 who earned the awards he claims would NOT have a shadow box that looks that sloppy and lacks that much attention to detail.

Ex-PH2

Master Chief said ‘Goggle it!’

I hear and obey!

sj

Pssst. He’s from Florida. Again.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Hey Sj, I’ll have to change my under the sink water purifer once a week now instead of the monthly which I reduced from a 2 year change now that I see there are more phonies in the state of Florida than Carter has Liver Pills.

Old Trooper

What da fuck kind of poser pic is that!?!?

Sorry folks, but I’ll have to stop myself right here, otherwise, shit’s gonna get real. After the NFL went full stoopid, yesterday, and having to listen to my leftist in-laws for a couple hours last night, and then seeing this fuckin’ puke, I might just say something more offensive than normal.

Roh-Dog

Don’t hold it in, it’s not healthy. This is a safe space for vets, where we can let it all out.
LET’ER RIP!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

The NFL is not permitted to be viewed or discussed in my household.

When I am at a bar and I see a NFL game, I politely ask the bartender or bartenderess to change the channel to “Rosie O’Donnell” reruns or equivalent. That would be much more bearable to watch.

Doc Savage

I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun.

Toilet weasel.

ChipNASA

Doc,
Both of these “Phrases” are being added to the Wall of Insults®™ , Not only are you “Savage” you’re also “Epic”

1610desig

The dude looks like a complete oaf…and desecrating that apparent memorial…definitely a trophy head for the Wall of Insults

91A1P

Not to mention the Master Blaster, Trash Finder and School of the Americas!

It was a sad day for freedom when he hung up his beanie!

AnotherPat

*Sigh*…Another Attention Seeker who lacks self-esteem and integrity.

1610desig

That was kind…how about he is just a feckless poltroon

AnotherPat

LOL! 🤣😂😅

OldManchu

Go Army – our numbers are improving!

Joe11b

Ash Carter fucked up our Military

OldManchu

That’s a nifty escape ladder hanging under his qualification badge.

Thunderstixx

They are all killers of the CIA Black Ops division and have their DD 214’s held in top secret files because they were so special…
Sigh…….
Fucking posers…

Daisy Cutter

Since he joined in Nov 1975, I’m guessing that this is a clear case of cross border hit and run raids into Cambodia. He probably can’t talk about it.

His story will soon be modified from ‘Vietnam’ to ‘SouthEast Asia”. Sounds a little more Black Ops-ish.

Combat Historian

Don’t forget Laos; he personally guarded and guided half a million Meos from the Plain of Jars to Thailand when the Pathet Lao took over the country in 1975. To this day, from Waukesha to Minnetonka, the descendants of Hmong refugees speak of him as the “White Angel” in reverent and hushed tones…///

1610desig

And to think, now they only know him as “white lightning” at his infrequently attended AA meetings

A Proud Infidel®™

Cocksucker.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

boom?

Mr. Pete

Strange, but I don’t see the Air Assault badge in his shadow box?

Mr. Pete

Oh, looking again I do see it.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Air Assault Badge was almost blocked by the award “ORDER OF THE GLORIOUS KNIGHTED SAVIOR WARRIOR OF THE WAR ON THE VIET OF THE NAM”

A Proud Infidel®™

I hereby motion for Peter Sclenker to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™.

Roh-Dog

I second the motion.

Josey Wales

Peter Schlenker- *PTUI*

Aye.

Old Trooper

I’ll third the motion for that no-load, puss-nuts, pile of dog shit.

ChipNASA

OK guys, just catching up with you. Stand fast… Hey Petey, You wanted attention, well here it comes, chew on a greasy fan belt you fat fucktard, Per the TAH Robert’s Rules, all has been satisfied to post the Wall of Insults®™ (And THEN some) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Peter Sclenker, is NOT a Vietnam War veteran as well not a Vietnam War era veteran, PHONEY, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, Santorum Stained Molting Muscrat, whoreson whale’s carcass, overzealous polyp burglar, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement… Read more »

Daisy Cutter

I’m guessing you will hit 200 long before Halloween.

26Limabeans

Do you keep statistics like percent SEAL, RANGER, SF, PJ etc.?
I can see a spread sheet developing.

David

Gonna spike HEAVILY on the SEALS like crime rates in the… wait, cant say that.

1610desig

Damn…could be in the running with Baltimore’s murder rate

Green Thumb

We need the TOURNEY!!!!!!

Combat Historian

Looking at that phony shadowbox is making me physically ill; I think I’ll go throw up now…

Daisy Cutter

His name is Peter. ’nuff said.

His last name sounds like sphincter. More than ’nuff said.

A Proud Infidel®™

He’s a wino sphincter-sniffing pus-nuts!

Eden

Schlenker? The jokes just write themselves.

1610desig

It sounds like dirty Yiddish

Ex-PH2

No gedunk medal! Hah! I win!!!!

thebesig

You win against any of these stolen valor faker/embellisher morons regardless of what they actually earned compared to you. :mrgreen:

Skyjumper

“Dick Sphincter” really needs to get Medals Of America to re-do his shadow boxes.

He must of used the John Kerry method for displaying them….toss them in the air and see where they land.

By the way, did any of you know that John Kerry is a highly decorated Viet Of The Nam vet? /sarc

sbalm

Does the US Army have a RECON tab?

I know that one of the claims that are common with POSers (recon, sniper, etc) does not have a rocker. Maybe it’s sniper that I’m thinking of.

rgr769

No. In the Viet of the Nam, some infantry battalion recon platoons had Vietnamese tailors create them and sewed them on their jungle fatigues. But they were never officially authorized by the Army.

Skyjumper

Just an after thought.

I think the “Iwo Jima” display he is standing in front of at his local VFW would be served if he were laying down on his stomach with his butt in the air and the silhouette dudes were cramming the flag pole up his ass!!

Dapandico

The shadow box knows

PTBH

Here is his Facebook page, although he doesn’t use it much.

Apart from his Vietnam nicknames, he is affectionately known as “The Toilet Paper Man” because he provides many posts about savings with toiletries and various sundry items.

Green Thumb

Or maybe he is a major consumer of TP due to his excessive case of “diarrhea of the mouth”?

AnotherPat

I could be wrong, but I don’t think that is the same guy.

The one on the Facebook you listed is Peter B.

The one Jonn listed is Peter J. (Joseph).

Their pictures don’t match as well.

PTBH

I know what you mean. I had the same exact concerns.

* “Peter B. Schlenker” is one of his aliases listed for Peter J(oseph) Schlenker.

* Facebook account confirmed as his by someone that knows him well.

* Photos were of concern for me as well, but I just figured one is more recent.

* New York address was also a concern since he only had residences in upstate NY (Buffalo, Warsaw)

* There is an 80 y/o “Peter B. Schlenker” in New York, NY but we were swayed by the confirmation by people that know him. The FB photo doesn’t look like someone 80 y/o but I could be wrong.

In any case, reached out to somebody again to double check. Maybe best to remove it if any doubt whatsoever.

AnotherPat

PTBH, thank you for replying..I make boo-boos all the time..😉 On Peter B’s Facebook account, he wrote he graduated from Cornell in 1958. When one does the backward math, that means he graduated from High School in 1954..which means he was born in 1936, making him 80, going on 81 years old today. Who knows…it could be Peter J. or possibly a relative?

PTBH

I’m thinking now they are different. Thanks for pointing this out. I jumped on it when the people confirmed and should have done my own confirmations.

Apologies to Mr. Peter B. Schlenker of New York, NY. Hopefully, this will be removed soon.

Peter Joseph Schlenker does go by Peter B. Schlenker on occasion.

AnotherPat

👌👍

PTBH

TAH – I reported my own post. Probably best to remove it to be on the safe side. Thanks.

Jay

He looks like a straight cock sock in that last picture….asshole.

Keepin' It Real

The only ribbon that is legit in the photo is the PBR on the can of beer.

Green Thumb

I love to picture at the top:.

It just screams: “Head for the Mountains, Head for BUSCH Beer”.

What a tool.

Perry Gaskill

My first thought on seeing the photo of Schlenker was that he looked like a mall cop who had his Segway hotwired while he was ordering a donut at the food court…

1610desig

Well, it’s Busch’s fault then

Tony180A

Missed old Pete at the 5th Special Forces Group (Airborne) reunion last week. Eat shit Pete.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

I don’t see his Captain Video and his video Rangers ribbon in the box.

Old Trooper

I noticed that his wanking box is missing a basic necessity for a “recon” troop of that era; the Recondo badge/tab, since he has the recon/lrrp thing cookin’. I know this because my dad was an actual LRRP in Vietnam in the 101st and was in the 2nd class to graduate Recondo School. Of course my dad’s shadow box isn’t quite as extensive as this chucklehead’s. Of course, dad had some badges that you couldn’t see unless he was wearing just a pair of shorts. Like the scar/badge that ran from his sternum to his junk, or the multiple cute little holes in his sides/arms/legs from the grenade and AK fire.

Fucking poser POS

LRRP2

Like I said , he couldn’t carry a LRRPs jockstrap — much less fill it !!!

Sparks

3 year E-1…Really. Dick stepping queef!

AND…get that CIB and Purple Heart off your fucking shit show!

Wilted Willy

This cocksucker almost has my brother beat in false claims! Just go back and look at David “Doc” Shrum. I think it’s time to put his profile back up again and give him some more TAH love! I am still working on getting the VA and the FBI to investigate cocksucker! If anyone deserves the wall of insults, it is my fucking brother! I just love how none of these assholes will give you any status on his case? How long does it take for them to figure out he is a total fraud?? All of the injuries he claims and yet not a scar on his entire body! Please help me get this cocksucker put in jail!!
Thanks folks,
Willy

Jesse Stubblefield

How can we help? He is taking advantage of our widowed mother

FatCircles0311

Obviously an A #1 Duke of New York Hold My Beer phony shitbag.

Bobo

Is he wearing an EIB under his ribbons?

Sparks

Sadly Bobo, yes. Because his phony CIB is on top of them.

Old Trooper

Yeah, that’s another dead giveaway that’s he’s a poser. You don’t wear both.

Daedalus

Yeah, and I’m a supa seekrit SEAL that killed Osama bin Goatfucker. This guy was a real overachiever in the Army, huh? Three years and then gets discharged as an E-1 and never served in Vietnam.

What a fucknugget.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Shitbag!

Ex-PH2

Is there any reason to not throw a cheap mug of flat, warm beer in this guy’s face if I meet him?

Weekend Warrior in Texas

Yes, I would consider that as alcohol abuse if you have not passed it through your kidneys prior to ejecting it into the shitbag’s face. Please.

Old Trooper

If it’s warm, it should be reconstituted beer, if you know what I mean?

Ex-PH2

Okay, recycled it is. I certainly would not waste fresh stuff on him. I used to have a horse that liked a pint now and then, so for this, I would find a nearby stable, offer one of the horses a cold one and get a bucket.