Troy Bradley Snyder; phony SEAL

| January 20, 2016

Troy Bradley Snyder Mugshot

Several folks have sent us this Troy Bradley Snyder fellow from Eugene, Oregon. He used to have a security company like many of these pretenders.

Troy Bradley Snyder Protection Systems

He claims to have been a Navy SEAL, we have witness statements going back years. It is reported that Snyder even has a Trident tattooed on his fatbody. He claims that the Navy has lost his records, the records of his training and his service, you know, because he was such a secret squirrel. That’s probably why we couldnt get his service records;

Troy Bradley Snyder FOIA

Yeah, that’s not the way it works – the fact that you served, the fact that you attended SEAL training, or any training, actually, is not classified. If it was so secret, why would he have a tattoo?

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Hack Stone

And Daniel Bernath should be reading out to him right about… now! I hope that the stress of being featured here does not have him contemplating self-murder. Self-gratification, probably, but not self-murder.

LocoLupus

So this tool LOST his gun sales lic. AND got arrested for:

Lane County Jail
2015-09-04T11:35:00
OR SPRINGFIELD POLICE DEPARTMENT

Charge 1 : THEFT 1ST DEG – 5 – PTS RELEASE
Charge 2 : FORGERY 2ND DEG – PTS RELEASE

Sparks

If a duffus look, made you a SEAL…this guy’s got it is spades.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Looks like a booking picture… so he’s probably one of those cockmeat connoisseurs at the Lane County Jail. Probably knows a gal who was there recently (Teh Crazy – Google the name with caution… shit makes Danni-boi and others sound sane)

His service must be so classified (Classification level – Rabid Honey Badger) that his records are held by a dude called Agent Orange who works for “the Agency”. His undercover occupation is “two hole/manhole inspector”.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

I learned from the best…

(Bows obediently towards Sensei Hondo, master of TAH-fu!)

Currahee John

I have the misfortune to have crossed paths with “Teh Crazy,” the recent ex-inmate of that facility, and to say she make Beneath look sane is a radical understatement. To get out of her latest incarceration, she had to accept a plea deal that included her permanent banishment from that state. Even Beneath hasn’t accomplished that. Yet!

Y’all seriously don’t post her name here, she has already cranked up her online harassment from her new abode, she s know to have a Google alert set up for her name, and I promise that she will not be a fun chew toy to play with. While her and the DRC share many common traits, she is far more truly bats insane than the rest of that disreputable crowd, and not fun at all to deal with.

Skippy

Dunk another down the crapper

Green Thumb

Why would he have a tattoo you ask?

Easy.

To show All-Points Logistics his “proof” in the interview process.

Climb to Glory

I’m guessing that trident tattoo is on his ass. Phildo likes it that way. Gets him all hot and bothered.

A Proud Infidel®™

Oooh, fake SEAL, had a Security Company, just like Turd Bolling! I wonder if he harassed women like Bolling? Oh well, another addition to Bubba & Thor’s prison harem.

Green Thumb

Turd Bolling would be all over this guys nuts.

Dave Hardin

I always knew letting a few Squids play with guns was not going to end well.

Since he has a right to express himself by claiming to be a Navy Seal, let me express my opinion of his do so.

Troy Bradley Snyder, you are a walking abscess, a puss filled ego that has become septic years ago. I am guessing there is some badass bonanza of bloated bullshit you vomit on people about your service.

You are what I call a pig eyed piece of shit. If they remove the puss and fecal matter from your ego there aint much left but a shit stain.

W.A. Wilson

Now Tom, tell us how you really feel!