Massachusetts cop faked attack
You may have heard about the cop in Millis, Massachusetts who claimed that someone shot at him while he was on patrol and caused him to crash his car and it burst into flames as a result. Well, it looks like the young officer was lying according to Fox News.
[Millis Police Sergeant William Dwyer] said criminal charges are expected against the part-time officer, who has not yet been identified. Dwyer added the officer was a dispatcher and going to be a full time officer soon. There was no indication of the officer’s motive in reporting the shooting.
They shouldn’t have had a part time cop patrolling by himself in the first place, but then, no one could expect him to pull a stunt like his. They’re lucky he didn’t hurt anyone, or stay in the job long enough to hurt someone. He was a bad criminal, too, I mean how could a cop not outsmart the investigators?
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
I didn’t read the link. Was the guy’s name Rodney Farva?
Shenanigans!
I swear to Christ, I’m gonna pistol whip the next person that says, “shenanigans!”
Hey Farva! What’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls?
You mean Shenanigans?
“Dohhhhhhhh”
“Put those away!”
“Guys? Am I right?”
There was a time when they would’ve just taken the guy to the back and beat him with a hose, but now they’ve got those unions.
Hey Cap’, you know I’m not a pro-union guy!
Our shenanigans are happy and fun! His shenanigans are cruel and tragic!
Which… makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Eeevil shenanigans…
“I want a liter of cola…”
NSFW…
I never had the pleasure of working with a cop like Farva (t h a n k GOD!)
License and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!
What? They hired cheesefish mcblobeater to be a cop? Oh, dear!
How did you know that it was me? I should’ve known, I couldn’t fool you guys, what made me think that I could fool investigators?
I was trying to eat cheese and drive at the same time. It was 7 pounds of cheese, and it fought me back every step of the way. Unfortunately, fighting that cheese did not work out. I ended up crashing.
The rest, as everybody knows, is on the news.
Cheese,
Dennis (Denny) Howard Chevalier
Buck up, cheesehead!
You can fix yourself a pan of ratatouille and have it with cheese, bread and wine.
That should settle things for you.
Had something like this happen in Kuwait in 2004. One of the guys from some Army unit on the ECP accidently fired a round into the jersey barrier. He told everyone he’d been shot at from some empty houses nearby. An investigation was done and the truth came out.
I’ve said it many times, after living in Massachusetts now for some 30 years I’ve never seen a state so corrupt….we might not be the most corrupt state in the union but we have to be in the top three.
“He was a dispatcher hired as a part-time officer and was training to become a full-time officer,” Dwyer said. He had been installed in June and, no doubt, was a welcome addition to the sprawling metropolis of Millis (12.3 square miles; pop. @8000) and its police department, whose patrolmen number nearly ten. This ought to be a welcome story for the cop haters. It sure is better than stories about the multiple police officers who were recently shot and the Texas officer who was executed.
Sounds like those cops from Superbad lol
So I wasn’t the only one who had that thought.
I don’t suppose he responded to a noise complaint and told the partying kids, “I assume you are all holding illegal drugs. Prepare to fucked by the long dick of The Law.”
His story probably fell apart when he mentioned McLovin’s alleged involvement.
I for one am shocked that a cop would do something illegal and lie about it to investigators.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. One thing for sure, this is NOT gonna look good on his resume’! He sounds like the type of junior doughnut-guzzler that would make Barney Fife or a shopping mall rent-a-fuzz look like Chuck Norris.
D’OH! (facepalm) (sigh)
Way to make your case, douche, when there’s so much conflict around you, between the assholes-of-color who want to kill you, the citizens who want to protect you, and the LEOs who kill citizens with their hands up (no, I’m not talking about Ferguson) (http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/02/us/san-antonio-bexar-county-texas-police-shooting/)
Might want to look into that one a bit further – other video shows the knife in his hand that was concealed behind a post. The deader even stated it was a suicide-by-cop situation.
There isn’t a profession in the world that doesn’t have it’s share of morons. With as many officers as we’ve had MURDERED in the last two weeks, you showcase the one that acts the fool?
SHAME ON YOU.
I’m willing to bet he was having a hot texting session with some gal and took his eyes off the road…and his hands off the wheel.
This guy should get burned more than he would normally with everything else going on right now.
This is really the last thing that LEOs need is some dummy doing this right now.
Yes, officers, be especially careful not to do anything stupid. You’re not allowed because you bear responsibility for those who riot and loot and execute officers. When a moron does something in any other job, gov’t, military, or civilian, he alone is being a moron. Of course, some orgs, such as the VA, have so many morons one more doesn’t rate a mention. And the military? I’ll pass on that, other than to ask whether, oh, certain notorious military members are viewed as reflecting all military members or just being lone morons and assholes?
By bthe way, a funeral was held today for one of those police who were killed yesterday. He was executed, actually, just pumping some gas when he was shot down. The church at which the funeral was held has a 7,000 seat capacity. It was filled and an estimated additional 4,000 people, mainly LEOs from across the country stood outside. It’s a tough business being a police officer. You stop people for speeding and they shoot you. You approach a car carefully, maybe with a firearm at the ready and you’re despised. You do good things that are rarely noticed, but screw up once or, God forbid, shoot someone and you’re cooked. We read about rapes and shootings and murders every day. We read about burglaries and DWIs with dead children thrown all over the road and all kinds of nasty stuff. Who do people think is responding to these scenes, making notifications, and doing the followup? Just those stupid cops is all.
A NEWBIE PATROLLING SOLO? ABSOLUTELY UNHEARD OF IN MY AREA. FIRST two years they work the jails. So another asshole giving first responders a bad rap. Punk
I may have started with a deer ran out in front of me before jumping to a shooting if I crashed a vehicle due to my negligence but that’s just me.